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Potato Sackt Gackt |
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It has come to our attention, here at Foofy Hats, Hessian Sacks (and the campaign for the excessive consumption of cake), that J-rocker Gackt's videos' are thoroughly wierd. So, we've decided to anaylise one of his videos, and give you the best review you've probably ever read.
I now present for your enjoyment "Potato Sackt Gackt - Behind the Making of 'Oasis'"
This tasteful green would be when Boojy worked out how the monkey's tush to work geocities and decided to add some crap.
We start off wondering why the heck booj is even mentioning Gackt, as she finds him VERY scary. However, this song happens to be one of the three she can stand.
The vid starts with some crazy technologyish sounds. Yup. THOSE kinda sounds. And gackt expects us to take him seriously with all the "bleeble-zzzzip-whathappensifIpressthisbutton?" sounds going on in the background He then starts singing. *laughs some* Aww shame, Aluss loves you Gackt, so its ok. Speaking of which, I shall proabably receive a poking some time in the near future. *runs off into the dusty sunset* |
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During his time of great Relgiouness, Gackt Temporarily became a Muslim. Due to his self-proclaimed uber-sexy body, he felt it safest to cover himself from head to toe, so that wondering eyes would not end up mentally undressing him further. He later decided that leather trousers were much better anyway. |
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Gackt is now attempting to show us the effects of that boob job. (not GacktJob) that he is saving up for. Really quite cute in a very disturbingly perverted way. "Looky, looky! Just like this, and I'll have my own breasts to grope! Wooo!" |
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We now realise that the only reason Gackt could possibly be wearing such unusually baggy clothes for is because he finally ate a WHOLE bowl of rice and is now feeling very FAT. As we can see, he is hording the rice in that sackt on his backt. *laughs at tubby Gackt* |
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RAWR! Gackt is a BEAR! Well *really* its just an excuse to paw the next thing to come within a five mile radius. Interesting foreplay, dude... |
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In the desert there is a significant lack of things to grope and/or molest, so Gackt jumps at the first sight of poor helpless little Anakin Skywalker. *Sniff* No one deserves THAT! *cries for poor little boy* does anyone else see the Mana link? Mana likes molesting his guitar "jeune fille". Gackt just likes molesting "les jeun garcons" |
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EEP! Run camerman, run! Gackt wants to GROPE YOU! ...It can be a very dangerous task working for Gackt sometimes... |
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*Heavenly music* EEEE! Gackt has gone to the dry cleaners and his undies are now sparkly clean! Who'd have thought they really do get whites even whiter! |
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