However, back to the important point that they're sure they were telling you. Cake has been around for a long time, all the while, taking part in important historical events, such as the custard pie war of Waterloo, the day that Father Christmas got stuck up the chimmney AND that time when George W. Bush choked on a pretzel (which is kind of like a cake but not... however, Booj and Aluss just like to gloat on the point... ah, gloatage....)
And now they find that cake has even infiltrated the crazy world of Jrock. OH THE HORROR! *gasping and such* It started with something as simple as hide's happily deluded song "LEMONed I scream" which mentions a somewhat mysterious 'sweet poison cake'. Whether this is crazy jrocker slang for A WHOLE TON OF CRACK it will never be known.
However, the phase is creeping up on everyone, and before long the cake shall be upon you, frosting and all.
For this reason, Booj and Aluss feel it is their moral and ethical duty (also they are being paid) to tell you and spread the word that "OH MANA IN PANTYHOSE, THE CAKE IS COMING!" So make way for all the adorable femme boys wearing icing and hundred and thousands in their hair (didn't Mana try that already?)
What is more, they have evidence. Evidence that they're not a couple of crazy teens trying to make money by selling their drug induced tales to the local tabloid newspaper (okay so they tried that too.) by carefully setting up this 'official campaign' they managed several interviews with the astute jrockers of the moment. And so, let the cake begin!
