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| Hershizzle man (7:01:04 PM): |
i dunno i drew marker on my screen where they were standing |
| SilverHammer522 (7:01:15 PM): |
What? |
| Hershizzle man (7:01:19 PM): |
ya |
| SilverHammer522 (7:01:41 PM): |
You took a marker |
| SilverHammer522 (7:01:45 PM): |
and drew |
| Hershizzle man (7:01:47 PM): |
yea |
| SilverHammer522 (7:01:51 PM): |
on you computer screen |
| Hershizzle man (7:01:56 PM): |
it had what comin to it |
| SilverHammer522 (7:02:10 PM): |
... |
| SilverHammer522 (7:02:16 PM): |
It didnt even do anything |
| Hershizzle man (7:02:37 PM): |
yea it had maughty thing NAUGHTY |
| Hershizzle man (7:02:43 PM): |
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY DIRTY DEVIL MAN |
| Hershizzle man (7:02:50 PM): |
666 MARK OF THE BEAST |
| Hershizzle man (7:02:53 PM): |
NO NO NO |
| SilverHammer522 (7:02:55 PM): |
Wtf are you talkin about? |
| Hershizzle man (7:03:05 PM): |
i dont know |
| SilverHammer522 (7:03:21 PM): |
Then why are you talkin? |
| Hershizzle man (7:03:34 PM): |
why woudnt i be |
| SilverHammer522 (7:04:09 PM): |
Hell I dont know, I kinda got used to you talkin about random stuff that just wastes everyoens time |
| SilverHammer522 (7:04:21 PM): |
But this... |
| Hershizzle man (7:04:23 PM): |
atleast the horse is used to it by now |
| SilverHammer522 (7:04:33 PM): |
WHAT HORSE? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:04:40 PM): |
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT |
| Hershizzle man (7:04:45 PM): |
you know the one in your birthday canion |
| Hershizzle man (7:05:00 PM): |
dont you hesitate? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:05:08 PM): |
birthday canion? |
| Hershizzle man (7:05:09 PM): |
give me his jelly! |
| SilverHammer522 (7:05:10 PM): |
WHat? |
| Hershizzle man (7:05:26 PM): |
dont not hate me in the shower old woman! |
| Hershizzle man (7:05:39 PM): |
but please peel my car |
| SilverHammer522 (7:05:43 PM): |
lol |
| SilverHammer522 (7:05:56 PM): |
I should totally take a screenshot of this |
| SilverHammer522 (7:06:02 PM): |
and put it on the internet |
| Hershizzle man (7:06:12 PM): |
do this and the circle will be terminated |
| Hershizzle man (7:06:24 PM): |
for i am the bunion princess |
| Hershizzle man (7:06:34 PM): |
home of the wapper |
| SilverHammer522 (7:07:12 PM): |
The average person speaks 5000 words a day |
| SilverHammer522 (7:07:19 PM): |
you speak 10000 |
| SilverHammer522 (7:07:25 PM): |
And none of them are useful |
| Hershizzle man (7:07:31 PM): |
a nickel is worth a thousand thaughts |
| Hershizzle man (7:07:37 PM): |
but mine are more moist |
| Hershizzle man (7:07:49 PM): |
because i hold the key |
| SilverHammer522 (7:07:51 PM): |
What the fuck!? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:07:54 PM): |
Moist? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:08:13 PM): |
Moist thoughts? |
| Hershizzle man (7:08:18 PM): |
dont you get fresh baked goods with my hamster you slimey mushroom! |
| Hershizzle man (7:08:42 PM): |
or my grandmother will make it rain |
| SilverHammer522 (7:08:44 PM): |
You dont have a hamster |
| Hershizzle man (7:08:47 PM): |
skeet skeet skeet |
| SilverHammer522 (7:08:57 PM): |
or a grandmother for that matter |
| SilverHammer522 (7:09:04 PM): |
THats right |
| SilverHammer522 (7:09:07 PM): |
I killed her |
| Hershizzle man (7:09:08 PM): |
matter is a hole in the space cabinet |
| Hershizzle man (7:09:19 PM): |
where it keeps the charlie |
| Hershizzle man (7:09:31 PM): |
but charlie only wants one cookie from the horse |
| Hershizzle man (7:09:56 PM): |
and thats where we get back to you and his nourishment |
| Hershizzle man (7:10:00 PM): |
in the sink |
| SilverHammer522 (7:10:12 PM): |
In...the sink... |
| Hershizzle man (7:10:51 PM): |
in sink is a male rocking chair that speaks no words to us |
| Hershizzle man (7:10:57 PM): |
it keeps to the grass |
| Hershizzle man (7:11:22 PM): |
and in the wind or such cork tree |
| Hershizzle man (7:11:45 PM): |
as the one in my daughters ear lobe |
| Hershizzle man (7:12:37 PM): |
maxwell i see you must not hesitate to question the pod but the pod is in me and now i must hatch a yamaha |
| Hershizzle man (7:13:20 PM): |
and drive it to the nearest watering hole |
| Hershizzle man (7:13:32 PM): |
to grow my various children |
| SilverHammer522 (7:13:49 PM): |
Are you high...? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:13:56 PM): |
What the hell is going on? |
| Hershizzle man (7:14:11 PM): |
high is a state of being that can only be interpreted by the one with the hairy carbirator |
| Hershizzle man (7:14:41 PM): |
this can only be developed in the light house on the lake |
| Hershizzle man (7:14:47 PM): |
that is located near my horse |
| Hershizzle man (7:15:00 PM): |
which has been negotiated many times before in our converse |
| SilverHammer522 (7:15:58 PM): |
Are you done? |
| Hershizzle man (7:17:05 PM): |
you could ask are but the pirate only speaks to the man of the wood |
| Hershizzle man (7:17:24 PM): |
if you wish to leave a message after the beep dont hesitate to leave it by the scarecrow |
| Hershizzle man (7:18:04 PM): |
which happens to be made of the wood you seek for when you are done jacking off behind teh bookshelf |
| Hershizzle man (7:19:22 PM): |
do you wish to jump the wood man in the jello? |
| SilverHammer522 (7:19:38 PM): |
Umm... no |
| Hershizzle man (7:20:45 PM): |
if you insist on making the sound of a humming peakok i would suggest buying a cream to keep the legs dry |
| Hershizzle man (7:21:08 PM): |
but your negative inqueries lead my thaughts elsewhere |
| Hershizzle man (7:21:33 PM): |
and make me fear for her fish tales |
| SilverHammer522 (7:22:03 PM): |
I will never again offer you "A penny for your thoughts" |
| Hershizzle man (7:22:42 PM): |
currency in only excepted by the jewish community when dropped in a opropriate area between north street and watermelon |
| Hershizzle man (7:23:22 PM): |
but the thaughts of these lizard leaders do not seek pennies but rather want to master the gathering of countries |
| Hershizzle man (7:24:42 PM): |
i do not fear he that which has the blood of a scaily pants snake or the nose of a wondering flamingo |
| Hershizzle man (7:25:12 PM): |
so let us see the challanger of my recreational squirrel |
| Hershizzle man (7:25:22 PM): |
for this squirrel holds the nut of truth |
| SilverHammer522 (7:26:45 PM): |
Please tell me you're done |
| SilverHammer522 (7:26:54 PM): |
This is excruciating |
| Hershizzle man (7:27:21 PM): |
what is excruziating is the way my mother rubs the corn oil on my teet every evening |
| Hershizzle man (7:27:32 PM): |
but done would be an understatement |
| Hershizzle man (7:27:46 PM): |
when i am ready to use such manners in the way of my keeping |
| Hershizzle man (7:28:02 PM): |
I will inform your people of my complience |
| Hershizzle man (7:28:41 PM): |
do you know of this teet ritual in my back yard? |
| Hershizzle man (7:28:52 PM): |
it is very debonaire |
| Hershizzle man (7:29:36 PM): |
but dont tell them who saw it because it is a fact which can be seen from google earth |
| Hershizzle man (7:29:51 PM): |
the massive teething baby will suckle on the teet of the GODS |
| Hershizzle man (7:30:57 PM): |
but if you dont mind i will borrow yours for the consecutive week of my active servo technology |
| SilverHammer522 (7:31:36 PM): |
You know what? I'm done listening to you |
| Hershizzle man (7:31:53 PM): |
you can listen further if you would enjoy the gathering of my mules |
| SilverHammer522 (7:32:20 PM): |
No thanks |
| Hershizzle man (7:32:25 PM): |
they can pull your mind in the mud and the sleet but do not ask them about my horse because this is a tender leg remote |
| SilverHammer522 (7:32:39 PM): |
OKay i wont... |
| Hershizzle man (7:32:50 PM): |
horse does not enjoy maxwells teet as much as his grandmother |
| SilverHammer522 signed off at 7:32:51 PM |
