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The Scoop on Avril |
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Okay...our friends, who are in an organization called "C.A.H." (Committee of Avril Haters), live in Napanee, Canada...the town that Avril is from, so we just wanna say thanks to the C.A.H., who supplied us with this TRUE information about Avril. |
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Avril has been dating one of her band members for over a year now. (that was recently told to the C.A.H. by Avril's sister) |
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Avril does have implants....her mom and her sister are both totally FLAT..and so was Avril untill one random day she just suddenly...had them. Funny how that works out isn't it?? |
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| Avril's favorite pizza place, Lapizzaria, has flies in their food (as the members of C.A.H. found out one day). We bet Avril doesn't mind much though. |
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In highschool, Avril tried out for her school's dance team and didn't make it. |
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| Avril's parents are freaks. They live in the house right next to a member of the C.A.H. mom's good friend and whenever that member and her mother are over at their friend's house, Avril's parents spy on them. |
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Avril's sister recently ran away because her parents were always making it a point to tell her how much better Avril was than her. |
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| This information right here was NOT supplied to us by the C.A.H., but it is a small fact that we thought you should know (if you already dont): Hot Topic (Avril...and all of her little "fans"....favorite store) is owned by......get this......GAP! Now Gap (as you probably know) has a slight reputation for being one of THE MOST preppiest stores anywhere....hmmm....now Avril, (since she IS one of Hot Topic's LOYAL customers) should know this. And if Avril was REALLY the "punk" that she makes her self seem like in interviews and such, then she would immedetly stop shopping there A.S.A.P. and find another place to shop. Just another reason to add to our theory on "Why Avril is a Poser".....yay! |
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We are currently trying to pry more facts outta the C.A.H. right now...so please checking back for more interesting tidbits on our favorite person...Avril. *muhahaha* |
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