boy: *checks out girl* whoa duuudee u r liek so hot
girl: um, thanks!
boy: i play the geetar becos i r teh kewl punkor!! wot do u do?
girl: i love ballet....
boy: kewl...will u go out wid me?
girl: get lost, *walks away*
boy: *yells* ITZ CUZ IMA SK8TR IZNT IT?? STOOPID SNOB!!
[later]
boy: so leik tehn she just leik walked away
Avril: omg that preppi snob! she leik, totally sux!
boy: ya
avril: kant she c that u r kewl? u play teh geetar
boy: i no! will u go out wit me, avril?
Avril: sure! i have leik, no standards!!!
boy: wooot!!
[later....still...]
Manager: Avril, the public is starting to catch on that you are actually a pop singer, and not a rocker at all.
Avril: how can taht b? in all my photos i open my mouth really wide like i am yellin.
Manager: yes, but-
Avril: and i stoled a fry from teh mall security guard in teh video!! taht iz totally HARDCORE!
Manager: it sure is, but your managers, producers, songwriters, parents, lawyers, and advisors think that you should sing slightly heavier song to maintain your image.
Avril: YA I WIL SHO EVERY1 HOW HARDKORE I AM!!!!!!
[in the studio.........later.........still....]
guatarist: this melody is weak, but if we throw in some background harmonies, no one will noice.
songwriter: except in order for that to work, Avril has to sing in tune
everyone: OH CRAP!!!!
producer: wait! we can use the magic of studio technology to make her sound relatively good on the recording!
Avril: but leik... what about teh live showz?
producer: oh, those will sound horrible, but by that point your fans wil be too brainwashed to notice.
avril: kewl
songwriter: ok avril, lets work on the lyrics!
avril: k, its leik about tihs ballet chik who really really sux!
guatarist: ya she liek turned me down becoz she iz preppi
songwriter: uhhh..huuuhhh....ill take it from there, go brush your hair or somthing Avril.
Avril: Leik, OMG!!! i loooovee making my hare purdy!!!
[much later....still....ya..]
radio: HE WUZ A SK8TR BOI SHE SED C U L8TR BOI-
us: oh great... now everyone will think Canada sucks....
[The End?? if only...]
