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1. Shes a poser 2. If you are shown on Nick, then you shouldn't consider yourself "punk" 3. Even though Avril is one of Hot Topics platinum costumers doesn't mean we all have to follow this "new hot trend" 4. If you are still spellin "skater boy" (sk8tr boi) like a fag 11 yr old and you are over the age of 15, then you need to seek imediate help (Dont worry, there is some one out there who is THAT eager to help you.) 5. In the juvinille words of Avril: "He's was a boy/she was a girl/can I make it anymore obvious?" Well gee, you sure as hell couldn't make it anymore juvinille and obvious than that, Avril meh dear 6. That eyeliner that Avril pastes on resembles the first time my little sister put a sharpie to her eyes *cringe**cringe* 7.Since her "bois" think that knocking over an innocent hot dog vendor ("Complicated" video) is "punk", then they obviously have no minds, but thats not saying much since they didn't in the first place 8. Regarding her "Complicated" video, have you ever wondered why they (Avril and her posse of flying monkeys) spend time at the mall when they claim that they are punk? And Avril stated herself that she thinks "malls are despicable". (A lickely contradiction, coming from Avril that is.) 9. Thinking about Avril's song "Naked" brings up a hideous illusion in my head that makes me want to curl up in a corner, rock back and forth, and terrifyingly calling for my parents. 10. Another funny thing ocurred to me, I constantly listen to a alternative rock station and they said that the day they played Avril will be the day the played Celine Dion. (In your face, Avril {Punk princess my ass!}) |
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