It was a sunny day in June 2002 and I was sitting at home with my friends watching MMUSA's video flow. "Complicated" comes on...so we shrug and watch it seeing we never heard of this shady Avril Lavgine fellow. By the end of the video we were all laughing our asses off! We assumed that she obviously was trying to be punk with a pop song. We later found out we assumed right. But meanwhile we forgot about that shady fellow named Avril and continued our lives of going to little underground punk shows at the Downtown [a club] and wearing our baggy pants, cuffs, ties, chucks, etc etc. And we were hated for it too. Where I live if your not ghetto or preppy then your an outcast... I was very proud of that. So in September school started again. As usual I walked in there with my normal clothes that I've been wearing for years: baggy shorts I got at a thrift store, my favorite Sum 41 shirt, black and white striped socks, my Sha-Sha's [black with silver flames...like Deryck's from Sum 41], jelly bracelets, a cuff, eyeliner and a black tie. That's when it happened. I felt as if I should be on When Animals Attack, only instead of 'animals' put 'preps'. They followed me EVERYWHERE and kept saying "Ohmigod! I like love your tie! Its so cute!" or "Your stripey socks are like wut Avril wears on her arms!" "Ohhhhmiiigoshhhhhh liek you have a Sum 41 shirt on! Avril loves them! They totally rule! teeheehee" I was gonna hurl. These were the same girls that didn't speak to me the year before, the same girls that always tried to put me down [although they never succeeded], the same girls who hated anyone who dressed PUNK! What the hell crawled up their asses and died!? It was Avril. She corrupted preps to be "liek so totally hardkore punks". So of course my friends and I were labeled as "Avril Wannabe's"; it seemed as if no one could remember we were always this way. So we continued to dress the same way just minus the ties. No tie, no harassment. On the MTV New Years special my friends and I all watched for Good Charlotte, but *hurls* Avril came on. And whats this? Where was her UFO's? Where was her BELOVED tie!??! and whats more??? TiGhT pRePpY pAnTs? it was most disgusting. And i later found out that she wasnt wearing a tie because it was a trend [a trend which she started] and the shady fellow named Avril doesnt follow trends. Avril exposed the sacred holy anarchy paradise of punk to preps. Now life wont be the same for a while, but when punk isnt fashionable anymore, the preps will move on and only the real punks will be left standing...or sitting... which ever you prefer....

FROM: [email protected],
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Avril is a dumbass

First off I want to say thank you for the awesome website. Good job!!!!! Next I just want to tell all the little brainwashed kids out there that Avril sucks balls. She is the biggest poser in the whole world and you all are really ignorant for thinking she is a "punk princess". What kind of dumb shit is that? She is a disrespectful little b**** who needs a reality check. Wearing a tie and eyeliner does not make you punk. She is pop and she needs to realize that. All you little fans out there need to realize that as well. Avril, Britney, Mandy, and Christina are all in the same category. She contradicts herself constantly and she's just plain stupid. She doesn't even know what punk is. All her music and her little image have done is make more posers in this already poser infected world. You all think that listening to her and dressing like her make you a punk? Yeah...sure...keep dreaming. You don't even know the meaning of punk. You are all a bunch of posers without lives. If you think I don't have a life for coming to anti-avril sites, you all can kiss my ass. I waste time coming here to rid the world of stupid asses like Avril Lavigne. Someone should run her stupid ass over with a big rig. AVRIL SUCKS HAIRY MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!
~~~brenda :-)

FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: My Rant!

Ok here goes...Mona's Rant!!

Want to know why I wrote this rant? Not because I hate avril, even though I do, but because of the friggin fact that she's made punk a STYLE. As in suddenly Hot Topic is flooded with preps who hated it just a few months ago, overlooking the fact that Hot Topic is owned by (brace yourselves) GAP. Just yesterday I was at the mall and I pass Journey's, which used to be one of my favorite places to buy sneakers. Now? It's NOT my favorite store. Why? Because they were selling high top chuck taylors with the anarchy symbol plastered all over it. Half the people who buy that shoe are going to be Avril wannabes who probably don't even know what the symbol means, or what anarchy is. A true punk would buy a pair of chuck's and use a marker to draw on the anarchy sign. Or at Mervyn's, I saw these two shirts, slightly shredded, each draped in chains, one with the word "punk" the other with the word "rebel". WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED A SHIRT TO PROVE TO OTHER PEOPLE YOU'RE A PUNK!?!?!??!? Suddenly punk, which was once original, has become anything but, because the designs that punk people ORIGINALLY created have been duplicated, no royalties to the original designer, and mass-marketed. Suddenly wearing a t-shirt with the anarchy symbol doesn't turn heads. Hell, Christina Aguilera appeared on Mtv with a Sex Pistols "boy" beater! (btw that made be want to hit my TV but I refrained cuz I didn't want to break it so instead I punched the pillow, but mised, hit the wall instead, and ended up with a hurt hand and writst. Ow. Righto back to the topic). When I go shopping with my friends I have to stop myself from grabbing the nearest heavy object I can find and smash the window of the nearest store selling "punk" (especially since Torrid, Hot Topic for pluz sizes, took up the best place to find unique shoes!!!!!!!). Now for a little story: A first look at me and you'd automatically think "prep". Mainly because I shop at preppy stores. But one look at my CDs and you'd think "punk". The reason for this is because I love my parents dearly, but they're very strict and would probably have a heart attack or emotional breakdown if I woke up one morning donned punk clothing, cussed at them, then skipped school. So instead, I managed to stop myself from cracking by wearing things like armwarmers (not bought but MADE) or ties without my parents getting mad at me. Then, lo and behold, Avril Lavigne pops out onto the scene, BAM WOOSH CLASH (well not really like that), I'm a poser. After school, I pop into Dimple Records to buy a Sex Pistols CD, and the cashier guy says to me "Like I soooo love the Sex Pisotols!! Cuz Avril is like Sid Vicious for the new generation!" (totally mocking me if ya didnt catch that). So I tell him my predicament and he says "Yeah, cry me a river." me ----> oO;;;. And that pretty much sums up my rant. I hate Avril for making punk a new preppy style. As for me? I've ditched preppy. Now I'm what I like to call...glam rock!!!! Yup yup, think David Bowie in Ziggy Stardust stage (without the androginy (sp?). I'm a dudette ya! heh heh, I doubt any of you understood that) or better, the purdy pink vinyl rainboots I managed to salvage from the salvation army. That's my solution against Avril: glam rock. Of course thats not part of my rant really. I just felt like I should say that because I'm so proud of myself ^^!!! Well toodeloo crayons up your butt and may my friend Igor Evonavich the Giraffe, who lives in my attic, pay a visit to you while you're sleeping. He knows where you live...@.@