| Sacred Order of the Bowl |
| Hereby and henceforth we declare ourselves Keepers of the Sacred Order of the Bowl We swear to vigorously exercise our right to the pursuit of happiness. We reserve the right to please others only as it suits us, as merited and as dictated by human decency. Boons related to food, sex, stepping and/or fetching will be granted or denied for reasons of our own and are not subject to debate. In as much as the act of giving unselfishly, without recognition or thanks has proven to be detrimental to human civilization we hereby unselfishly pledge to be selfish for the betterment of mankind. Women: Civilizing our world one heathen at a time. |
This is to certify that_____________________________ is a member, in good standing, of the Sacred Order of The Bowl and is prepared to do everything within her powers of selfishness to save the human race. |
| Que Sera Sera/sung by Doris Day |
| To Become A Member of SOB print page, sign name, cut out and post in a prominent place. |
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