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| ....So like I told him, "how was I supposed to know the other monkey's name was Bananas?"..... No you haven't taken a wrong link and ended up at Old Skool's website. This little bit of fun here at HALIV is just to give you a bit of enjoyment, unlike the rest of it which is unfortunately a struggle to get through... apart from the stuff Marcus does. |
| Since all the makers of this site have their own page and most of them even do something on it, this page is for the three of us. It is simply us having a conversation (I'm so Arty!). We're going on the basis that people watch soaps cos they're like real life and like to know about real people. That's why people like Big Brother too, according to Psychologists. That last bit was a lie. |
| Iain : Hey boys! hehe this is funny, just us talking and I expect people to come and look at this site! Marcus, say something funny! No if I could be serious here for one second I need to talk to you about something. It's quite close to me and I need you to be sensitive about it. Marcus : Ok, Iain, I'm here for you, just go ahead. Don't be scared. Iain: Cheers man, and thanks for nodding in agreement Rich. It's just I can't actually write. I been faking it now for six or seven years. It was alright before cos my brother would do all my work for me. But now he's gone off to Uni and can't do them anymore, that's why I've done no work this year at all! What am I gonna do guys? You know what everyone's like, I'll be a laughing stock! And as for the exams at the end of the year. Oh God, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... Marcus; Oh. Well that does explain a lot- the letter I received under my door was illegible, and you spelt your name with none of the letters that should have been used. I should have suspected all along. Yes, I can see you clenching your fist, Rich, but that doesn't mean we are going to beat him up, so stop it. Look, Iain, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Many clever people can't write, and poor Rich can barely keep up with conversations, can you luv? No, don't answer that- we don't have time. The point is that...well, actually I can't remember, but I'm sure that you could contrive something from this speech. Iain: Cheers Rich, I think your actions say it all. Thanks Marcus too. I just worry that people will question me and doubt the validity of my views and stuff. I know I've got a lot of understanding knowledgable friends so I've decided to buy everyone a set of knives. There was a discount so I even got myself some, though I must admit I've lost some of them. ooh! could you scratch my back can't reach, and I think I've got heartburn or summit. Marcus: Rich, take that out of your mouth! Kitten doesn't like that! Yeah, don't worry 'bout it, Iain. People will help you through this as surely as they will visit this page regularly.you fucking dickhead managhan! Iain: You guys are great. Rich; so strong and silent. and Marcus you talkin more about Rich than the problem in hand. Almost seeming as if you don't really care, but I know you're just trying to take my mind off it. Anyway, I'm being so selfish, what you been up to Marcus? (director: shall we kill Iain off then have like a whodunnit thing? We could like build it up, try and get the viewers to guess. It could be really good! Producer: I don't think so, do you? tad easy I fear!) Rich: i have decided to take control of this page and this story . first of all iain, sorry mate, but i think you should be killed off like marcus says. so you have a heart attack or something due to your very dodgy blood pressure.then you could come back as a guiding spirit in our lives or possibly God. It would go something like this : (Iain in the kitchen eating spam and marzipan . Marcus enters) Marcus: Hey man, how's it going ? Iain: Fine . this spam is so tasty. ughrh,ahhhhhhh, help me marcus ! argghhhhhhhhhh ( iain slumps to ground holding his chest , obviously in some degree of pain) Marcus : oh shit ! Iain: marcus . you can...you can have my korn collection and tell rich . that i.. (iain dies) (rich enters room) Rich: oh god no! he's gone , he's really gone. oh god! noooooooooooo! Marcus: rich.mate. get over it. shit happens. it was his time to go, okay?jeez man you are such a loser. Rich: but marcus how can you be so heartless? who is going to fill everyone's inbox? who is going to point out everyone's faults? oh god i am really gonna miss him. Marcus:what a crock of shit! to becontinued............ ...Iain: Couple of things Rich, the space in between the name and what's said shouldn't be underlined and more importantly it was me suggested we kill me off, not Marcus. You don't know me very well do you? I ain't givin' my KoRn collection to anyone, sorry Marcus. Oh and I didn't die, apparently my heart had been killed off long ago, along with my dreams. Don't need it to live so here I am fellas. You are two of the luckiest people huh? Oh and Rich, your writing is so obvious, and where's the irony? Smarten it up or get the Fuck off my site!! |
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