| An Idiot's Guide To Fighting In The Street: The Ancient Art of Jo Skin Ya! |
| Here is the scenario: You, like an idiot have left down your defences whilst out in the ghetto fabulous area of, say, Leamington, and now someone has taken offence to your glorious blonde hair (just for example). They (6ft 9in) have just thrown a punch at your head. Now, we all know that there is an extremely long time before this punch reaches your vicinity, after all who hasn't seen "The Matrix"?. In this time Jo skin ya dictates that you should now leap into (yes, into) the oncoming punch as it will have less force here (when first thrown). This is done for many reasons according to the handbook: 1. Firstly this movement will throw your opponent as it is directly contrary to the laws of physics. 2. You will look so ridiculous that the opponent may well laugh giving you time to escape with your broken nose. 3. There isn't actually anything in the handbook at his point, but no argument is complete without this third reason (Jo skin ya cannot be held responsible for the resulting politician's rhetoric of the candidate). Of course you could choose to go without the help of Jo skin ya. We have drawn a reconstruction of that eventuality for your consideration: |
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| See you next week then! Ahahahahahahaha! |