Wild and Wet by Herofox Edited by Hellfox (In Sally's castle on Mobius.) Sally: I'm disappointed with you Storm. Storm: In what way you're Highness? Sally: You are supposed to be the finest solider in the Acorn Empire, and yet you cant even defeat a little puppy. Storm: Hound cheats! Sally: No excuses! You have tried and failed to defeat Hound thirty eight times, and I for one find this very embarrassing! Rotor (whispering to Antoine): This could get ugly. Sally: You two are even worse! Antoine: How? Sally: At least Storm can hold his own in a fight! You two clowns couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag! Bunnie: How 'bout letting me fight? Mah cannon will easily wipe the floor with the rebels! Sally: Good idea. But I think this time all five of us will fight. Antoine: You're coming with us? Sally: Yes. Rotor, prepare the Freedom Fighter special for departure as soon as Tails is spotted! Storm: **Tails doesn't have spots? ** (At good guy HQ, the boys are enjoying a quiet coffee morning. Except Hound who is drinking Tea. Coffee's too strong for him.) Saber: How's your arm Tails? Tails: It's healing nicely. Hound: It's Storms fault you got hurt. Next time I see him I'll make him pay! Tails: Don't get so upset. Next time I'll be ready for him! Saber: Just don't underestimate him. Storm is a dangerous enemy. Knuckles: Could we change the subject? Tails: Ok Knux! So Saber, did you build that extra bedroom? Saber: Yes. It took three hours, but it was kind of fun. Hound: How come Cassie's face went red when you offered to build that room? Saber: I asked her why when you left. It's the first time someone has done her a favour without wanting something in return. Knux: That's pretty sad when you think about it. Tails: Yeah. Knux: Hey! Have you guys herd about the chaos emeralds? Tails: I think so. You, me, and Sonic used them to super charge right? Knux: Right! I was just thinking that if we had them, the Acorns wouldn't stand a chance against us. Tails (looks at the other two.): Anyone up for a little treasure hunt? Hound: Sure but where do we start looking? Saber: There's a rumour that a special treasure is hidden in the Aquatic ruins temple. Maybe that would be a good place to start? Knux: I'll send Cassie a message to meet up with you. Tails: Ok, lets go! (Back to the baddies.) Rotor (Runs in at Hyper speed): We found him boss! Sally: Where? Rotor: In the Aquatic ruins zone! Sally: All right people, MOVE OUT! (At the ruins.) Tails: Ok, this may, or may not be easy. Saber: Well we have a radar unit to track the radiation from the emerald, and I have a pretty good idea of what we're looking for so it shouldn't take too long. (There is a rustle in the bushes. Saber whispers to his friends.) Saber: Ready your weapons to flush that guy out of his bush. (They spin round to face the bush. Tails locks on his fox claw rockets, Saber charges his plasma launchers, and Hound readies his electric generator.) Tails: Come on out Storm! Girl's voice: Who's Storm? All boys: Huh? (A Sea lion girl aged about 14 steps out of the bush.) Girl: My name is Bubble. Saber: Sorry dear. We thought you were someone else. (She starts to blush.) Saber (With sweat drop): Err...Do you live round here? Bubble: Yeah. Since my parents where robot-iziced I've lived here all by myself. Tails: I know how you feel. I lost my parents when I was just a baby. Hound: The last time I saw my Dad, he was captured by badniks. Saber: I have no memory of my childhood. I can't remember my parents. Bubble: That's sad you know, Hey that makes us all orphans you know. Tails: Hey it does. Do you know your way around here? Bubble: Sure, but there are lots of traps here, so we'd better be careful. Hound: So how long have you lived here on your own? Bubble: About 7 years, why? Hound: Oh no reason. ** With a sly little grin** Saber: What are you grinning at Hound? Hound (whispers to Saber): I think I'm in love. Saber: LOVE!! HAHAHAHAHH! (Everyone looks at Hound who is blushing as red as a tomato.) Hound: Stop looking at me like that. I didn't do any thing bad. Bubble: So you like me then? (Bubble starts to blush.) No-ones ever said that too me before. (She goes to hound and kisses him on the cheek.) Tails: Hound's the one for the mobian romance, wait here comes the finish. (Hound Faints.) Saber: Guess he couldn't take a kiss seriously. Hound: Uuuuuuurrrrggg, what happened? Tails: Bubble kissed you. Hound: Ohh (faints again.) Saber: There he goes again. Bubble: Maybe I shouldn't do that again? Tails: I think your right. Bubble: Can someone wake him up? Tails: HOUND WAKE OR NO MORE BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER SARNIES! Hound (Getting up rather urgently.): Yes sir! Bubble: You finally ready? (Hound Faints Again) Tails: Not Again! Bubble: Hound if you get up now ill go out on a date with you. (Hound gets up and runs and stands by Bubbles side.) Hound: Let me at 'em I'm gonna kill 'em, I'll take 'em all on. (as you can tell he's trying to impress Bubble.) Tails: Steady on Mushrombo, You aren't the ultimate warrior yet. (Mushrombo, is a character from another anime called Shinzo that is aired on Fox kids.) (Meanwhile...) Sally: We've arrived at the Aquatic ruins base. Antoine: We have a base here? Sally: (DONK!) take that you moronic ignoramus. Antoine: owww, did you have to hit me so hard? Sally: yes, it's the only way to get some sense into that little peanut of a brain of yours. Rotor: hey sally, what's an ignore-moose? Sally: (DONK!) You, you dunce. Antoine: Madame Boss, What Is Z Dunce? Sally: How come I'm surrounded By Numbskulls. (Sally walks out.) Rotor: Hey ant. Antoine: Yes? Rotor: What's a numbskull? (Meanwhile...with our hero's) Bubble: HEY! Something touched my Rear! Oh it was you Hound. Hound: HeHeHe... Tails: Get a room Guys, Listen if you two are gonna do that, you can go back to base. Hound: No thanks, I think I can behave for about 20 minutes. Tails: But we've got another 2 hours walk ahead. Hound: Not with me you don't (hound rushes of in the distance then a large SNAP is heard.) Bubble: Hound, no! (all of them go looking, and Hound lies motion less with his Neck stuck in a giant mousetrap.) Tails: There' no pulse, I so sorry, Bubble. (All of a sudden Hound disappears and reappears next to Bubble.) Hound: Ouch. That thing hurts (They all turn and look at him with blank faces. All except Bubble, who has tears in her eyes.) Bubble: oh, Hound I thought you were dead (hugs him and kisses him on the lips.) Hound: Well if this is what I get I must die more often. Tails: but how...I felt your pulse and you had none. Hound: Simple , I have a condition called Temporary impervious syndrome, which means for a short period of time I can shut down my body to perform a complex task, like teleports. I need to shut down for that to work. Bubble: Cool, I have a temporary impervious Boyfriend. Hound: yeah, it's fooled Storm on Quite a few occasions... Hey did you just say I was your boyfriend? Bubble: Yep, Any problems? Hound: Nope. (he faints again) Tails: I don't know what you see in him. Bubble: I don't know why I'm bothering to play with him like this, I like Saber more than him. Hound: That's it. (he storms Ahead of the group, but there are no sounds to be heard, what they see next is hound walking towards them with the first of the chaos emeralds.) Hound: Here's the emerald, if you need me I'll be whingeing some where on the floating island. (hound runs off crying.) Tails: Wow. Now I know why he's called Hound. (someone who can't keep a girl friend.) Saber: I fail to see the logic in that remark. Tails: Forget it, we've got to find him. Bubble, why don't you go find him, besides it was partially your fault. Bubble: Ok, but I Want Saber to come. Saber (with a sweat drop): Err... no, thanks, I'm going to put the chaos emerald somewhere safe. (Bubble finds Hound in a nearby hut crying his eyes out.) Bubble (Thinking) :** I didn't know I did this much damage. Oh well.** (Hound can here foot steps behind the shed where he is, and is frantically trying to deactivate his ring gadget to turn back to patch.) Bubble: Hound I know your in there, c'mon let me in, listen I'm sorry for playing you like that, but I thought it was fun at the time then I just got sort of used to it. Hound: How could you play with my emotions like that, you know I liked you and you just played me like a toy. Just go away and leave me alone. (As bubble slowly walks away, even sadder than she was before, Hound gives his last message.) Hound: Bubble. Bubble: Yes? Hound: Tell tails to have some peanut and banana Sandwiches ready for when I get back ok? Bubble: Ok. (She walks away, with a little tear in her eye thinking about the terrible thing she did.) Later... Tails: WHAT?... Bubble: Like I said before were out of peanut butter. And on top of that there's no bread. Saber: Maybe I should talk to Hound. (Saber goes the hut where Bubble said he was then his and Hounds ring gadgets start to bleep.) (Hound comes out of the hut and faces Saber.) Hound: Its Storm, and the rest of the gang, listen, Go and tell Tails to meet me at the Aquatic Ruins Temple. Tell him the emerald is a fake. It was too easy for me to get that emerald. So it must be a fake from the Acorn Empire to lure us into a trap. I'll make my way there, go tell Tails now. Saber: I hope you know what your doing. Hound: So do I, apparently. (Tails, Hound, Saber, Flash, Bubble, All meet Sally, Storm, Antoine, Rotor and Bunnie and the entrance to the temple.) Tails: Well, here are some familiar faces. Sally: Quiet kid, now that we're all here, we need a suitable battle ground. Bunnie: Allow, me. (she pushes a button on her arm, and the temple begins to sink below the ground to reveal a smooth flat arena.) Saber: Wow. Impressive. Bunnie: At least someone appreciates my work. Sally: HE'S THE ENEMY. Bunnie: I DON'T CARE IF HE'S MEL BROOKS, HE STILL LIKES MY WORK!! Sally: Fine. Tails: Hey, if we're gonna fight lets do it. I gotta Hankering for some spankering. Sally: Ooooh. Such mature words for a shrimp like you. Tails: Right that's it your mine. Hound: Fancy a dance Storm. Storm: As usual my axe and me want to make you happy, and blown away. Bubble: I'll take the robo misfit. Bunnie: Who you callin' misfit, shuga? Saber: Rotor, fancy a different battle. Rotor: Yeah, Sumo style. Flash: Leftovers are fine with me. Antoine: Oh my... (All of them move to their own corner of the arena.) Rotor: Well isn't anyone gonna ring the bell? Sally: Ok, Ding...Dong (Sarcastically.) (All of them do a rush for the centre of the ring when a large explosion could be heard.) Rotor: There goes my lab. Sally: What exactly did you do? Rotor: I was in the middle of making an unstable semi-nuclear bomb when you sent us here. Sally: So...How much of my castle was destroyed? Rotor: Pretty much all of it. Sally: We'll reconvene at beta base in the meantime...Bunnie if you will. Bunnie: Thanks, I've always want to try this... Firing Sonic Cannon. (A large sonic wave comes out of the end of her blaster, and hurts the ears of our hero's so bad they are left unconscious. That includes Antoine as well.) Bunnie: Oop's well I'll get him and we can go. Sally: Right then just make sure we're clear next time you do that. Bunnie: Will do boss. (Our hero's wake up and find themselves alone in the arena. Bubble was already awake.) Hound: Hey Bubble, Can I have a word? Bubble: Sure. (They move to a corner of the arena away from the others hearing distance.) Hound: Listen I was just wondering if we could put this little escapade behind us and just be friends? Bubble: Listen to me will you, first before you say that. I'm very sorry for playing you the fool, and for some point in that short time, I found myself liking you as a friend. Hound: You did? Bubble: Yes, I want us to be friends. Nothing more, nothing less. Hound: That works for me. (he gives her a final kiss on the cheek.) Bubble: Thanks. Hound: Fancy some grub? Bubble: Sure, by the way, what are peanut butter and banana sandwiches? Hound: Come to earth and I'll show you. Bubble: Could I really? Hound: This is an un-official date, which means were just going to lunch. Bubble: Cool. Here I come earth. (They all go back to the Floating island's gate and say good by to Knux, and head back to Earth. They all deactivate their ring gadgets and suddenly find out their naked. They stand around looking at each other for ten seconds then run screaming to Sabers hut where the spare clothes are kept. A fitting end to a not so perfect day.) Who does Bubble really have a crush on? What is her real name? Where is Sally's Beta Base? Find out in the next episode!