Sonics time adventure by Herofox (Before we start I would like to note that this episode was inspired by the movie "Back to the future" and some episodes of AoSTH.) (Last time, we discovered that Tails has an older sister. And now Sonic and Manic are investigating the little planet [Some people called it the miracle planet.]) Sonic: So what's the problem here? Manic: Amy's hobby is reading tarot cards. She predicted that something was gonna happen here soon. (Suddenly a huge, and I mean HUGE chain attaches on to the little planet. Robotnik's barmy army is seen flying up.) Sonic: I wonder what the egg-o-manic is up to now? ?????: MANIC! (Amy comes running up.) Manic: What's up Aims? Amy: I used the cards again and I saw what Robotnik is after. The time stones. Manic: So he's probably going to go back to before we were born to stop that from happening? Sonic (-_-!): Isn't that original? Amy: Or maybe he's going to help his younger self by telling him about the future? Sonic: In any case we've gotta protect the time stones from falling into Buttniks grubby mitts. ?????: Hedgehog! Priority one! Destroy! (They see a large number of Swat-bots and Shadow-bots behind them.) Manic: Sonic, you stop Robotnik and we'll handle the swat guys! Sonic: Ok. Good luck. (He runs up the chain to the little planet.) SIESMIC STRIKE!!! (Manic creates a green energy mark which looks like a fissure along the ground. It shakes up the badniks.) (Meanwhile at the time stone chamber.) Robotnik: Bwahaha! Finally I have an idea that will mark my place in history forever and give me the recondition I deserve! Al I have to worry about is a certain pesky... Sonic (magically appearing in front of him.): HEDGEHOG?! Robotnik: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Sonic (snatches the time stones): I'll be taking these! (He dashes off.) Robotnik: Cheatnik! Go Eggs-terminate that meddling blue blur! (The cheetah robot from the SatAM episode "Sonic racer" starts to chase after Sonic.) (It chases him through the city. Sonic grinds on a rail when the Cheatnik shoots at him. The blast causes the rail to melt, sending Sonic flying headfirst into a pile of manure. Next to it is a sign saying O'Hare & Son. Manure ltd.) Sonic (Climbing out of the manure): I hate manure! (The Cheatnik runs at him, Sonic claps the time stones together.) Sonic: Ok how do these things work again? Synchronise your thinking... (Shuts his eyes.) Tranquil gultch-3022 Tranquil gulch-3022 Tranquil gulch-3022 Tranquil gulch-3022 (Starts drooling and gets a mental picture of his favourite thing.) Tranquil gulch-Thirty Chilidogs... (The Cheatnik fires again.) Sonic: Oh-oh! (He is covered in light when the beam hits him and he is knocked flying into another pile of manure. The sign next to this one says Shamus O'Hare III manure.) Sonic (Pulls his face from the mud): Did I mention that I HATE manure? (When he pulls himself out of the dirt he finds himself in an old western town.) Well despite my poor concentration, I think I might have wound up in the right place. (He walks into a saloon. Everyone pulls out a cloths peg. Sonic walks over to the bar.) Sonic: Do you have any rooms for rent? Possum barmaid (Puts on her cloths peg): Sure thing suga. (Hands him a key.) Room thirty-two, first door on the left. (Sonic heads up to his room, despite the barmaid's bad mathematical skills. He takes a bath when an explosion is herd.) Sonic: Here we go again... (He quickly dries off and runs outside to come face to face with, who else but the Cheatnik.) Sonic: Ok. Draw! SONIC WIND! (The Cheatnik fires its laser. The two attacks cancel each other out creating a dust cloud. While the Cheatnik is blinded, Sonic jumps on its back.) Hi ho Robo-Silver away! (He hits the Cheatnik in the rear causing it to panic and race off through the town until it reaches the dessert.) Villager: Who was that fast hedgehog? (While riding through the dessert, Sonic claps the time stones together again.) Sonic: Palace fountain- 2040 Palace Fountain- 2040 Palace Fountain- 2040 Palace Fountain- 2040 Palace Fountain- 2040 (A light covers Sonic and the Cheatnik. Sonic jumps off just before the time warp. He lands in a pile of manure. Next to it is a sign that says "Sir Shamus O'Hare manure") Sonic (Head pops out of the mud): I know its cliché but I HATE MANURE!!! O'Hare: How dare you! Ye scurvy nave! (Chases Sonic off screen with a sword. Later, Sonic is in the Kings court.) Sonic: How do I get myself into these messes? King: I'll be the one asking the questions! Who are you? And what do you mean by insulting the local manure Waller? Sonic: I was talking about...(Thinks for a second) "What's a good name to call the Cheatnik that sounds like manure?"...Lanored! A terrible cat-like demon. King: You speak of the monster "Swift prowl"? Sonic: I'm not from around here so I'll need to see a picture of him first. (The King snaps his figures and two jesters bring in a painting of guess who? That's right, Cheatnik.) Sonic: That's Lanored alright. King: You seem very knowledgeable about this monster. If you can defeat it in battle a Knighthood is guaranteed. GUARDS! Bring this young man some armour and a sword! (Later Sonic is kitted out in the armour with a lance and shield. He is on the outskirts of the city when a whooshing sound is heading towards him.) Sonic: OK here he comes... (Gets into a defending stance with his shield. The Cheatnik rams into the shield pushing Sonic back a few feet.) Cheatnik: Firing missile. BADOOM!!! (Sonic is sent flying into the air. Because of his armour weighing him down Sonic crashes through the castle wall creating chaos throughout the castle.) King: You're supposed to slay Swift Prowl, not my kingdom! (Cheatnik enters the room. Sonic grabs the Time stones.) Sonic's thoughts: I could use the time stones to go home but then I'd just be letting Cheatnik ruin the course of history. So this time I'll leave him stranded in the future! Palace fountain 4224 Palace fountain 4224 Palace fountain 4224 Palace fountain 4224 Palace fountain 4224 (The stones activate. Sonic removes his armour and rams into the Cheatnik before they both disappear.) King: He must be an Angel sent to slay this demon! (Back on earth in the present time. Shawn is reading a history book.) Shawn: Hey, doesn't this "Holy Hedgehog" look exactly like Sonic? (It IS Sonic!) (Speaking of Sonic, guess where he lands? That's right! "Metal O'Hare hover, manure"!) Sonic: I...Hate...manure. (He jumps out of the manure and looks around to discover that the entire place has become an extended version of Robotropolis.) Sonic: That's what happens when I'm not around... (A large number of lasers blast at him. Sonic runs for his life. He looks back to see hundreds of Cheatniks chasing him.) Sonic: Time to do what I should have done in the first place! (Pulls out a power ring.) GOING WARP SONIC!!! (He outruns the bots.) Palace fountain 3250 Palace fountain 3250 Palace fountain 3250 Palace fountain 3250 (He travels back to his own time, where Robotnik is searching for him. He is hovering near O'Hare's house.) SONIC WIND!!! (He blows Robotnik's egg-o-matic into a pile of manure. He laughs then uses Chaos control to warp home.) Robotnik: I hate manure! And I hate that hedgehog! (Back at base.) Manic: Hey Sonic, check this out! (He shows Sonic a picture of him in a history book from Tranquil gulch. "The fast hedgehog".) Sonic (-_-!): Oh boy... I don't look forward to explaining this to my superiors... Sally: So what should we do with the Time stones? Sonic: Only one thing I can think of. An attack Shadow once showed me... (He throws them into the air.) CHAOS DESTROYER!!! (He holds out his hands and creates a golden ball of energy. He then throws it at the time stones.) No one should be able to change the past. What's done is done. But the future isn't written in stone. Sally: That's right. What's important is to live your life as best you can and make you own future. Moral of this story: Be cool, Stay in School! It's your future, make it good!