Randomness in Flagard part 9 by Herofox Last time, Julian & Friends had Rescued Isabella from the Mad King Sonic. While travelling to Aspia, they set up tents, to camp for the night Some of them where asleep, dreaming. Kate: *Drooling* Threesome...oh yeah...! Isabella: *Drooling* Mmmmmmmmm...get your pants off, I can't wait... Bright: zzzzz...I'll take...Pop music Carol. Spirel: Medion...let's do that again... Primula: ...lollipop lane... Marky: Mmmmm....happy to see me are you? (Outside, the boys of Julian's force were listening) Junbie: The early bird really does get the worm eh Harry? Harold: Agreed! This is why I wanted to be a soldier. (As they where watching, a rapier was drawn, and slid under their noses) Junbie & Harold: 0_0;; Edmund: Stop perving on the women or I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!! (Meanwhile, Julian was trying to get a chuckle out of Gracia.) Julian: So then the guy says, "Check out that blonde!" Gracia: -_- Julian, no more blonde jokes! Julian: This isn't a blonde joke! It's a joke about a guy who TELLS blonde jokes! Gracia: -\ /-# No more! Julian: *pokes Gracia's cheek* C'mon! Lets see ya smile! Gracia: *Kicks Julian in the part that can't be mentioned* Julian: [Censored] (Later, the group goes to catch a train, but Julian lost the tickets.) Train driver: Well, I can't usually let people on the train without tickets, but... Julian: *Sweatdrops* Train Driver: If one of those young ladies would care to spend a few minutes in the cab with me, heh, heh, heh. Bright: YOU PERVERTED...!!! (Before she could make an even bigger scene, Julian had covered her mouth with his hand.) Julian: Deal! All girls: *beat up Julian* Isabella: I guess I'll do it... (She starts to undress when another woman puts her hand on Isabella's shoulder) Marki: Don't worry cutie, I'll handle this. *Presses her nose against the drivers* Hey honey, think I'll be good enough? Driver: *Nosebleeds* Oh yeah baby!! (So the Driver takes Marki into the Cab and...the others wait in the train. Most of them are asleep by the time Marki comes back) Marki: Aaah! I love having this power over men. (Then she sat down next to Isabella, who was feeling pretty bad for Marki) Isabella: Hey Marki... Marki: Yeah? Isabella: Thanks. You stopped me from doing something I'd never live down. *Kisses Marki's cheek* Marki: *rubs where Isabella kissed her, then smiles* Oh... (Then she hugged Isabella and started nuzzling her.) Isabella: O_O; Errr...Marki? What are you doing? Marki: You mean you don't swing both ways? Isabella: *Blushes bright red* Wha...what...no! I was just being friendly! Marki: Oh. *Blush*Sorry about that. (Then they noticed that Harold was watching with a very bloody nose) Marki: THIS AIN'T A SIDESHOW YOU IDIOT!!! *Freezes Harold* (In Aspia Synbios, riding Dantares, arrived) Dantares: You know how we are support to be meeting Julian and the Princess here? Synbios: Yes. What of it? Dantares: Did he say WHEN they'd get here? Synbios: ...B****CKS!!! (So they went to the pub. After getting in a quick pint, Synbios was tapped on the shoulder by his sister.) Margaret: Ah Synbios! I'm glad I caught you... Synbios: O_O; Errr...doing what? Margaret: No, it's just that I was wondering if you'd allow me and my family to take a short holiday in Flagard, and stay in the Castle? Synbios: Sure I guess. (So Synbios escorted his sister's carriage to Flagard. While Tristus unpacked Algeron went for a walk.) Masqurin: Wanna come play with me? Algeron: ...Okay. (So Masqurin takes his hand and walks off somewhere.) (In Storich, Julian & Friends where at the Bar, just about to cross over to Apsia) Gracia: It shouldn't take too long now. It's only a one-mile walk. Donhart: I could probably get the Princess there in about 20 minutes. (Then Julian picks a bar fight with a bunch of Train engineers) Gracia: -_- Not again... (Later they exited the bar. Some had bits of clothes missing, and Julian has a black eye.) Isabella: That's it. I'm taking my chances, getting to Aspia alone. Julian: How come?! Isabella: Because Julian, you are a bad influence on Bright, you would bore the leggings off the village idiot, and you ride a horse, not quite as well, as another horse would. Your brain would make ANT look like a giant, and the part of you that can't be mentioned, wouldn't BE worth mentioning, even if it could be! Kate: ¬¬ How DO you know if it's worth mentioning or not? Isabella: *Turns red* I...was watching him take a wiz once. (Back in Flagard) Masqurin: ^-^; Hi Lord Synbios! You look very handsome today! Synbios: Oh, Thank you Masqurin. Masqurin: I mean it! Did you dye your hair or something? Synbios: Well actually I just...*Realises something* Where's Algeron? Masqurin: ^-^;;; That's what I wanted to talk to you about... As I'm in a bit of a Rush to get the next part up, I'll show this as it is. Next time I'll show what happened to Algeron. Till then!