Randomness In Flagard part 6 by Herofox (The Imperial army has discovered that Synbios and Produn have escaped.) Mageron: How could this have happened?! Knight: We found the guard woman tied up naked in the cell next to theirs, I think she could give us some answers. Medion: Is she fully dressed now? Knight: Well...no...you see...we were to busy gawking, to untie her... Medion: Okay! I'll go question her! Mageron: Wait a minute! Leave this to a professional interrogator! Medion: *Runs into cell* Don't worry! I'll be back in about an hour... IF I'VE STILL GOT THE POWER OF SIGHT!! *Locks the door* Mageron: *Sulks* Lucky little bastard... (Meanwhile, in Vagabond.) *Insert the tune in Megaman X6, where X finds Zero* Dantares: The reputation of the Synbios battalion has been damaged while I was away. People see us as stupid toys... Synbios: Dantares! Dantares you're alive! Dantares: *Heh* My master IS alive *turns to look at him* O_O; What the... Synbios: *Realises that he's still warring a skirt* Oooooooooh S**t... (Back in the cell) Kate: *Wearing only a towel* Wow. I didn't boys found me that attractive. Medion: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Julian: (VO) Kate! Are you in here? Kate: Julian! It's you! *The towel drops by accident* Julian: O_O *Nosebleeds* Kate: >< PERVERT! *Slaps Julian* (Back in Vagabond, Dantares & Campbell are trying to stop themselves laughing at Synbios, who's in Kate's clothes.) Dantares: Hehe...Can I ...*Giggle* just say...*Snort* You looks...*Snicker* Very cute sir... Synbios: *Punches Dantares* (Instinctively, Dantares punches Synbios, who then growls.) Synbios: Oh dear... Dantares: *Now realises what he's done* Oh dear! Synbios: Oh dear, oh dear... Dantares: Oh dear, oh dear! (Then Synbios pointed to the wagon, and Dantares put his fingers under the wheels.) Synbios: You don't...hit...(pulls the breaks off) SYNBIOS! (Next thing you know, Synbios and Produn are riding Dantares back to Aspia, while Dantares hands are covered in bandages. They also found a cloak for Synbios to ware.) Synbios; Cheer up Dantares! You can't keep a good man down! Produn: They held YOU down at our trial didn't they? Synbios: Yep. -_- They stood on my neck and beat me up with maces. Produn: Even Emperor Domaric took a swing at your nuts with his sceptre. (So our heroes received a hero's welcome) (Well actually Synbios received a slap from his sister for making her worry) Margaret: How could you worry me like this?! I thought you were a goner! Synbios: I didn't mean to! Margaret: Honestly! You're just like Dad! *sob* Synbios: Stop crying! I'm fine! Margaret: ;_; I am not crying! *hugs Synbios and weeps on his shoulder* (Meanwhile, Stella chases Produn around the room, waving a heavy looking hammer) (Later, Synbios returned home. He lay in bed warring his blue vest and white shorts, when Masqurin came in warring her pink pyjamas.) Masqurin: You asked e to come see you before I went to bed? Synbios: Yes. *locks the door* Now we can finish our fling. Masqurin: ^o^ Yeay! (Meanwhile, Medions army has got a few people rounded up for questioning. Including the female shopkeeper.) Bernard: *With a bow gun* Now my dear. Ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?" C'mon cutie, take a guess. How many arrows did I fire when we arrested you, all the way back there in chapter 5 scene 1. Well you know what? In all the excitement of Domerics voice actor-forgetting most of his f***ing lines, I've actually forgotten myself. Medion: That's not how you get information out of people! Now listen to me woman, why did Produn kidnap Isabella? Store girl: I don't know! Medion: Very well...then you leaver me no choice...*Draws his rapier* Tell me WHAT *Slash* is going ON!! *Slash* (Then the woman's clothes fall off) Medion: ^_^ You didn't think I was actually gonna hurt her did you? (Back in Flagard) Synbios: Tomorrow, I've got to begin the investigation, to find the Princess. Masqurin: *Asleep* Synbios: Heh. Cute. *hugs Masqurin*