Randomness is Flagard part 5 by Herofox Synbios and Produn are in Prison because...ah, just check the last chapter! Synbios: Well that's just F***ing marvellous isn't it. Produn: -_- Synbios: You Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stuuuuuuupiiiiiiiid.... bastard! Produn: -_- Synbios: F***ing stupid, bloody...Yeah! I said Bloody! You heard me right the first time! Produn: -_-# Synbios: F***ing stupid, double bloody, bastard buggery! Produn: -\_/-# Synbios: You triple f***ing, double bloody, stupid f***ing gourmless arse! Why did you detonate all that gunpowder?! Produn: ...for kicks. Synbios: Well if didn't blow up those kegs that were next to the Military school, I could have got us out of here! Produn: What you mean, when you tried to slip the girls in the jury 50 gold coins and winked at them? Synbios: Yes! I did! Produn: And then Domaric added sexual harassment to the list of charges... (Meanwhile Dantares and Campbell walk towards the Vagabond caravans.) Dantares: Well, I guess this proves that we're too evenly matched. Campbell: Yes indeed. Though it was a lot of fun finding that out! Dantares: Oh yes! A lock-in is always enjoyable... pity it was in the toilet though. (in Aspina...) Bentram: Ah! The mailman! Mailman: Here's the post. Any chance of a tip? Bentram: Yes. Monkeys always cheat at twister. *Presses button to activate trap door* Mailman: *falls through trap door* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Bentram: Now lets see...huuuuuuuum... one from the Empire...*Read* "Synbios and Produn are in jail...if you want to stop me from hanging them, bail is 100,000,000 gold...your fan Domaric..." Bentram: ><# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRG!!! *Beats up a photograph of Domaric* (Back in the Cell) Synbios: *Calls to the guard* Hey! When's the waitress coming to take our lunch plates? And the vegetable soup was lumpy! Produn: Wait a minute, they haven't brought us the lunch yet. Synbios: But then...oh Elblessem...I've eaten the contents of the slop bucket! *Gags* I thought you said you'd empted it! Produn: I did...but I thought you meant the trashcan... Synbios: But the buckets been collecting dust under the bottom bunk, then I had to throw up, you had diariea, and then there was that leak in the ceiling...OH LORD, I'M PROBABLY PREGNANT NOW!!! (The guard changes, the new guard is an elf archer girl who looks like she's from the 3x3 eyes animie.) Kate: Synbios and Produn?! Produn: Oh...hello. Kate: I couldn't believe it when they said it was you who kidnapped Princess Isabella. Synbios: *Pokes his nose through the cell door* Katie, look me in the eyes! Produn didn't kidnap the Princess! *Makes big eyes at Kate* Kate: *Lost in his green eyes* I...I believe you... *blush* If I help you out, I could get in trouble, but Julian told me you're a nice guy. Synbios thoughts: *Yep! I still got it!* Kate: I'll let you out, but only if you do something for me... Synbios: And what's that? Kate: *Blushes and whispers something to him* Synbios: *Eyes bug out* SURE! (So Kate unlocks the door. Synbios exits, and Produn tries to follow, but Kate shuts the door on him. Trapping his hand in the door!) Produn: ><# (Synbios and Kate go into the next cell, Produn sees Synbios prison uniform fly out of the room before Kate locks the door, giggling.) Produn: 0_0; He's bad... (An hour later, Synbios steps out of the cell, wearing Kates clothes. (If you haven't seen her in Scn3, she wares a green skirt, blue boots & tights, a yellowish poncho, and a blue bandanna)) Produn: 0_o; Errr...Synbios...you're dressed like a girl... Synbios: Don't worry, when they see you tied up, they'll think you tried to stop us. Kate: Muff Muf! (Muffled "Okay!") Synbios: Lets go Produn! (And so, Synbios was able to lead Produn to the palace gates, where they used a wagon with a blanket to hide Produn.) Soldier: Try to get the wagon back in one-piece okay Kate? Synbios: ^_^; Hehe..okay... (So Synbios turned to board the wagon.) Soldier: *Pinches Synbios butt* Synbios: O_O; Soldier: When you get back, how about going for a drink with me cutie ^_~ Synbios: *Choking on his rage* I'll think about it.. (So he rides off with Produn, who's trying to stop laughing from under the blanket.) Next time! Synbios and Produn try to return to Republican territory. With a lot of cock-ups, and Ranma type problems along the way. Till then!