Randomness in Flagard part 4 by Herofox (Quick note! From here on, I'm also going to use characters from Shining Force 3s other two scenarios. You actually meet Produn in Scn2, and it's possible to recruit him in Scn3!) Our heroes travelled a full day to get to Mobius on the Train. Finally they arrived. At the Train Station, Synbios, Tristus, and Proden where preparing their armies to depart. For some reason, a bunch of commoners were talking to Proden, giving him a paper envelope, after climbing down a ladder from the trains roof. Boy: That much?! Produn: Of course! What do you think I bribed the stationmaster with?! Later, they arrived at Mobius castle, where a young fox knight greeted them. He had two tails, and long orange hair, styled Just like Medions (Ponytail and all!). Fox Knight: Greetings representatives of the Republic. I am vice commander of the Mobius army. My name is Miles. (You guessed it! It's Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog!) Grace: *blush* Masqurin: 0_o??? Miles: *blushes when he looks at Grace* Err...Please! Come in. My Master, King Sonic will be with you shortly. (As the party entered they prepared.) Bentram: Now everyone, be on your guard, and make sure that you travel mostly in groups. We don't need an action replay, of the Sarraband incident. Produn: I shouldn't worry about it. Bulzome's been destroyed, there's no way some masked monk could pass themselves off as Bentram again. (Then a beast man who looks like an overgrown blue hedgehog warring a crown walks in) King Sonic: Ah! Bentram! Bentram: *Shakes Sonics hand* Good to see you your majesty. Is the conference ready to start? Sonic: Not quite yet. We're having a Ball tonight, so that the Republicans and Imperials will be in good spirits when the conference begins. (That night, Bentram, Synbios, Tristus, and Produn were in the ballroom discussing matters.) Tristus: I'm starting to wish I'd brought my wife with me. Produn: Me too, but maybe I can practise for when I take Stella out. Synbios: *Stares at a cute blonde in a revealing outfit* Tristus & Produn: *Whisper* Lucky bastard... (Later, Synbios worked up the nerve to ask the girl to dance. Surprisingly, she said yes! She had long blonde hair, bright green eyes, well drawn features, and was warring a green item of clothing, witch looked like a bathing suit, with white sleeves and gloves. She also wore white and green boots that went up a bit past the ankles. She was definitely beautiful.) (However one person, with a long moustache, was not too pleased.) Mageron: MEDION! Get over here, you longhaired layabout! Medion: What is it THIS time? Mageron: Draw your sword, and prepare to duel brother! Look over there! Medion: Hey, you're right! That redheaded girl is kinda cute! Mageron: No, Imbecile! Huh? Is she really? WAIT A MUNITE! Over THERE you twerp! Our precious sister Isabella is dancing with Synbios, the son of that Republican traitor Conrad! Medion: Oh? Is that all? Mageron: IS THAT ALL?! A Princess of the Empire is too good for that low life! Medion: Actually, I think Synbios is a good choice for her. He's quite handsome, and he also has a title. Mageron: Yes, but it's not a title that's used in polite society. (For this ball warring a mask was optional, so Produn put on a full-face mask. He was asked to dance by a young blonde, who was warring a similar mask. The dance took quite a while. Outside two familiar centaurs where having a dispute.) Dantares: Lets end our rivalry, once and for all! Campbell: Agreed! *Drinks beer* Dantares: It's time to duel! *Drinks beer* (So it erupted into a drinking contest) (Meanwhile the dance ended. Produn and his dance partner removed their masks, only to receive a very nasty shock.) Produn: 0_0;;; Medion: 0_0;;; Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (Synbios and Isabella finished their dance, with a kiss. Tongs included! So Tristus manovered himself with his back to Synbios and his sword holster in line with the area between his legs.) Tristus: *Presses down his holster* Synbios: OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Tristus: *Snickers* Next day..... Bentram: Ah! That was some fun we had last night. But today, it's back to work. Synbios, Tristus and Produn: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Bentram: Here we go again...*Pulls out drums* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! All three Generals: Oof! Bentram: Awake now? Synbios: Yeah. Excuse me, but is it okay if I take a walk before breakfast? Bentram: Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt. But take some of your men with you, just to be safe. (So Synbios goes to the HQ.) Synbios: Hey guys, where's Dantares? Fynding: No idea. (Meanwhile, on the bathroom floor of a local pub) Dantares: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Campbell: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Synbios: Rats! Oh well, Masqurin, Grace, Heyward, Obright, and Irene, let's go for a walk. (So the group walked. Heyward and Irene kept quiet, mostly cause they where making out at the back.) Grace: Did you see that girl Synbios was dancing with last night? Masqurin: Yeah. She was really pretty. Grace: Aren't you jealous of her? Masqurin: ^-^ Not really. Cause last night, Synbios said the sweetest thing to me. "Masqurin, whoever I choose as a dance partner, you'll always be my bit on the side" *Blush* He's such a sweetheart! (Luckily for her, Synbios was too busy thinking to hear her. All the while Obright was thinking about breakfast.) (Later, they stopped in surprise. There was Produn, holding a role, witch was tied around the writs of the girl Synbios was dancing with the previous night.) Synbios: Produn...That young lady with you wouldn't be Princess Isabella would it? Produn: *Red eyes* Well well well! Seems you're not as dumb as I though you where kid! Obright: With respect General, why do you have the Emperors daughter as a prisoner? Isabella: You mean that you didn't know, of Bentrams plot to have Father surrender the Empire to the Republic in exchange for my life? Synbios: What the...?! Produn! What the hell are you up to?! Produn: Oh, you'll figure it out eventually, son of Conrad. *Walks off* Synbios: *draws his sword* STOP! As a lord of the republic, I can't allow you to commit this act of treason! Obright: I'm disappointed with you Produn. You would run afoul of Prince Medion, after he spared the life of Stella, your beloved wife?! Produn: Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Synbios, the most valiant, and powerful fighter in the republic is challenging me. Well, if you want to rescue the girl, you'll have to fight me to do it! Synbios: Very well...YOU'RE MINE!!! (Charges at Produn, who cast Blaze 4 on Synbios, sealing him in an inferno, temporarily.) Produn: *Grabs Isabella and jumps over the rooftops* Later, Sucker! Synbios: Now THAT...was hot... (Later, the party returned. Bentram and Tristus where sitting at a table, ready for breakfast.) Tristus: Ah there you are Synbios. Won't you join us? Synbios: Where's Produn? Tristus: He's in the kitchen, making some pancakes. Synbios: Okay, thanks. *Grabs a heavy metal jug* (He began swinging the jug as he entered the kitchen. Before Produn could say hello, Synbios was beating him with the jug.) CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! (In retaliation, Produn picked up a fire extinguisher and started hitting Synbios with it.) GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! GONG!! (Outside, Bentram and Tristus could hear a lot of crashing, banging, thuds, and wallops.) Produn (V.O): No! Not the Fridge!! (Synbios is now holding Produns head in the fridge, while slamming the door on him.) All outside: 0_0;; (Back in the kitchen Produn is now holding Synbios head in the fridge, while slamming the door on him.) After the ruckus had finished... Bentram: Now, would you care to explain, Synbios? Synbios: *Has a black eye* I saw Produn obduct Princess Isabella, and then he toasted me with Blaze. I'll never forget the cold, sinister look in his red eyes... Tristus: But Produn was here, making the breakfast. Synbios: Then how could he have kidnapped the Princess? Produn: -_- I think the red eyes where a bit of a giveaway...IT WASN'T ME!!! Bentram: Great. The Imperial army is probably after us now. Synbios: I volunteer to stay behind and stall them, while the rest of you get back to the republic. All: !!! Tristus: But Synbios...You can't defeat that many soldier by yourself! Produn: He's right. That's why I'm staying to help you fight. Besides, maybe while here, I can prove my innocence. Bentram: Synbios...Produn...Alright, I understand. But please, don't risk your lives foolishly. (So Synbios and Produn head out into the street. They are confronted by Imperial and Mobian soldiers.) Imp Soldier: There they are! Where is our Princess you Republican scum?! Produn: We didn't do it! That was someone dress to look like me! Imp Knight: We've heard that one before when Bentram claimed that he didn't abduct Emperor Domaric! Of Course, Bentram really was innocent, but that's beside the point! *All charge at our heroes* Synbios: Well, looks like there's only one way out of this... Produn: Lets do it... (Then they both drew their swords, and charged at the imperials) Both: TAAAA!!! (When Bentram returned to Aspia, there was quite a fuss.) Margaret: How could you have just left him there?! Tristus: My dear wife, please understand. Synbios is a man now. Margaret: I know, but he's still my baby brother. Tristus: There is no need to worry, darling. He and Produn are the two best swordsmen in the republic. Together, they'll be fine. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if they were on their way home, at this very moment. (Meanwhile in a Destonian Prison cell) Synbios: What where the charges again? Produn: Attempting a massacre of the population of east Mobius, detonating 200 tones of Gunpowder without a bombers licence, High treason, arson, kidnapping royalty, being related to Republican war heroes, and... *chuckle* mooning Emperor Domaric. Synbios: SO?! It's a first offence! And so, Synbios and Produn try to cope with prison life, whilst awaiting execution. Will Bentram find out about their predicament, and organise a rescue mission? Will Synbios and Produn escape? Or will they just fart, bicker, belch, poke, and curse their way to the hangmans rope? Find out soon!