Randomness in Flagard part 3. by Herofox One morning in Aspia, Synbios walked through a hall. He entered King Bentrams chamber where he met Tristus, and a guy with blue hair styled like Tyson from Beyblade. Produn: It's about time you got here, Synbios. Synbios: Sorry Gentlemen, but I had trouble finding an escort. Julian's sleeping off a hangover, and Dantares is lost in the jungle somewhere. Bentram: -_-; *Sigh* I always doubted Dantares map reading skills... (Meanwhile in the jungle) Dantares: (Fatigued, dehydrated, and almost insane) Not...far to go...my lovely boys... Irene: (Looks over Dantares shoulder) Sir, you read map upside down. Dantares: You saying we're lost? I've been reading maps since before you where born! Don't worry guys...I'll get you out of this...I haven't lost a patrol yet... (Then he marched bravely forward...only to fall into a cesspit.) (Back to the castle) Bentram: Now, I figured that since both we, and the Imperials need three respective generals. So I decided that my three would be the three best swordsmen in the republic, just in case someone plots treachery. That is all gentlemen, you may leave. (So the three head into Aspia and the local pub) Synbios: 0_0;;; I don't believe it... (There was his army drinking like it was 1499.) Dantares: T_T I was only trying to make soldiers out of 'em... (Later, Synbios and friends where back in Flagard, making the final preparations to depart for Mobius.) (There was then a knock at Synbios door. He opened it and let Masqurin in.) Synbios: Is something troubling you? Masqurin: Yeah... (Sits on the bed.) You remember when we soulmated back in Quinos? Synbios: Ah yes...what about it? Masqurin: *Blush* How come you've never kissed me?! Synbios: (Blushes and covers Masqurins mouth) Not so loud! I have my reputation to think about! Masqurin: Oh...I see...*Stares at her feet* Synbios: *Puts his arm around Masqurin* Tell you what, we can have a quick fling, and keep it our little secret. Masqurin: *happy* Oh Synbios, I love you!! (The she hugged Synbios and kissed his face several times, then Synbios rolled with her off the bed, and out of the Cameras site) Synbios: Just let me get this hand cream *Throws the lid away* (But before he could do anything naughty, a voice called out to him) Heyward (VO): HEY BOSS!! ARE YA HERE?! Synbios: Oh crap!! (He tries to put his shirt back on, but Masqurin is in the way.) Will you get off?! Masqurin: 0_0 I can't I'm stuck! Heyward (VO): I'm coming' in! (Opens the door as Masqurin ducks behind the bed, taking an unwilling Synbios with her.) Heyward: *Holding a towel* I dunno know whose this is, but I used it to clean my bow with. I thought it was just an old rag, so I'm sorry if I got it all dirty. Synbios: Is that all you came in for? Heyward: Actually, I came to get the super glue. I left it in that hand cream jar over there. Synbios *White as a sheet* Super glue? Heyward: Yeah that's right. Synbios: Super Glue in the hand cream jar?! Heyward: You got it boss man! Synbios: hehehe...I..er...I think I left it in the lavatory! Heyward: Okay, thanks *Leaves the room* Synbios: ><# SUPER F***ING GLUE!!! (Next day, When Masqurin had used Blaze to melt the glue off, Synbios prepared to part for Mobius.) On the Train, Tristus noticed that Synbios face was red, as if he been in the sun too long. Tristus: Where you sitting to close to the fireplace last night? Synbios: -_-;; It's...er...just sunburn... Next time: Our heroes arrive at Mobius, a prepare for the peace negotiations, But all is not well, as someone has a very dirty trick up their sleeve.