Randomness in Flagard part 2

Dantares had taken the Flagard battalion for a training coarse in the Jungle. How he found a jungle in a medieval country, is still a mystery.

Meanwhile, Synbios himself was sitting near a grave, marked with the republican emblem.

Julian (VO): So here you are Synbios.

Synbios: Oh, Hello Julian. 

Julian: So this is your fathers' grave?

Synbios: Yeah. I sometimes come here to get my head together.

Julian: So I've heard about this peace conference they're holding in Mobius.

Synbios: Very much so. The Republic and Empire are both trying to make peace with the Mobian kingdom, and each other while they're at it.

Julian: ^_^ Have you noticed that this is the first sentence I've said this paragraph where I didn't start with the word "So"?

Meanwhile, Dantares is having troubles of his own.

A group of evil owls stole their field rations, so our centaur hero is showing the others how to survive in the jungle.

Dantares: Ah here's one of those vines that have liquid in it!

(Snaps it off)

Now everyone. It doesn't taste very nice mind you, but it'll keep you going.

(Drinks)

Now, with your weak stomachs, this will probably make you sick. But not me. Cause I am a... BLAF!!! (Runs off behind a tree and throws up while the others try their best not to laugh)

Later, it gets dark and so, our intrepid force gets out the mosquito nets.

With Dantares off somewhere, they where finally able to relax, and plan their own "Jungle survival"

Grace: So we all understand the plan?

Obright: Yes. He should be here any minute.

(As he said that, a pair of golden eyes peeked through the bushes)

???: Pssst! Pssst!

Irene: AIYAA!! Snake! Snake!!

(As a natural reaction, she hugged Haywards arm, causing him to gain a clueless expression on his face, which was now red as a traffic light.)

Eldar: Calm down will you, it's only Zero! So how's it going?

Zero: Dinner will be served in five minutes.

Grace: That's good. Okay guys, we all slip away in twos, got it?

All: Got it!

(Zero then took a quick browse around to see if the field commander was nearby)

Zero: So where's Dantares?

Kahn: Well, you won't believe this, but he's *Chuckle* Digging up Roots, for our supper!

Cybel: Well I feel sorry for Dantares.

All: Booo!

Cybel: After all, he's only trying to do his job and make soldiers out of us!

(Then hoof steps could be heard. Zero dived back into the bush as a tiered Dantares dropped a bunch of roots)

Dantares: Right everyone, tuck in.

Masqurin: Hey Dantares, can I just...well, y'know...go to the bathroom?

Dantares: (Looks up from eating his root) Huh? Oh, alright. But It's not safe for anyone to be all alone in a jungle at night.

And if you dress like Masqurin, then it's even more dangerous to be in a big city all alone! So Obright, you go with her, and keep shouting "ALL'S WELL!!" Every thirty seconds.

Obright: Okay boss.

(So Masqurin and Obright head off. After a minutes walk, they come to a nicely laid table and sit down. Zero, who's warring an apron that says "Kiss the cook" gives them a couple of egg sandwiches. When they finish, they go back.)

Justin: I'm not really one for sitting around doing nothing. Can I go patrol for a while?

Cybel: Can I go with him?

Dantares: I guess. But Justin, Don't get up to any mischief ^_~

(Justin blushes and Cybel gets confused. They walk off)

(Meanwhile, back at Flagard castle, Synbios and Julian where watching a riot in Aspia through binoculars.)

Synbios: Phew! Some people are short tempered aren't they?

Julian: Yeah. Oh look! Some kids are raiding the liquor store. Ah, to be young and naïve...

Synbios: Yeah. They have no way of knowing that I'd already looted it this morning. (Points to the alcohol supply behind them.)

Oh well, (Draws his sword) I'd better go and protect his highness. Wanna come with?

Julian: Will I be banned from all the bars in Flagard if I don't?

Synbios: Of course.

Julian: (Draws his Blade) Let's roll...

And so our two heroic swords men get on horses and speed to Aspia.

Next time, Synbios and Tristus, along with General Produn, make preparations to visit the Kingdom of Mobius.