Randomness in Flagard chapter 13 by Herofox (Synbios and Julian are in the war room, trying to track down the Black Trenchcoat.) Synbios: Julian, do you think it was a good idea to combine all three forces into one army? Julian: What’s brought this up? Synbios: Well, I don’t think Syntetis likes me very much. Julain: What makes you think that? Synbios: It’s just…a feeling… (Flashback: Synbios is in the bathroom early one morning. He takes off his bath robe.) Syntetis: *Pops out of the toilet and sticks a pair of clothes pegs onto his nipples* Synbios: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG!! (Flashback 2: Synbios is tieing his shoes.) Syntetis: *Throws a fireball up his arse* Synbios: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! (End of Flashbacks) Julian: I didn’t notise anything like that. Synbios: You’re right. Maybe I’m just imagening it. (Meanwhile someone aprotches Bernard) Penko: ^_^ Hello! Bernard: Huh? Who’re you? Penko: I’m…um…*tries to think of a fake name* Penny! I’ve been admireing you from a distance. I’m your biggest fan. Bernard: *HUGE smile* My...my biggest fan?! (So they go off together. But then, a little chat between Hedoba and Primula the fairy changes everything) Hedoba: So I turned Penko into a human girl for one night, just to give Bernard a little hope of getting a girl. Primula: Well, Papetts heart was in the right place, but I’m afraid that the spell won’t last that long. Hedoba: What do you mean? Primula: It’s like that spell of Master Gabriels, that made me the size of a human. Since he sometimes did it without asking me first, the spell didn’t last as long. Hedoba: O_O; You mean that She’s only got a few hours? Primula: Exactley. (As Hedoba runs off the try to solve the problem, Synbios makes a discovery.) Synbios: Wait a minute! After my battle with General Fathad, they built another inn near the cave which connects Flagard to Storich! That new Inn has been a meeting place for known criminals ever since it opened! That’s where we’ll find the Trenchcoat! Julian: But if its a well known meeting place, wouldn’t the criminals know that? In fact, as a former mercenary, I wouldn’t be surprised if the bad guys all vamoosed by the time we got there. Synbios: And I wouldn’t be surprised if there was room in your head for a three-piece suite! It’s our best lead to date, so we head there, tonight! Julian: Okay, I’ll meet you at the town gate in a couple of hours. (After Julian had left, Synbios got an idea. When Syntetis was walking past, he jumped out, grabbed her, dragged her into the room, and locked the door.) (After an hour, she left the room, adjusting her clothing, and fixing her hair.) Syntetis: ^-^ Thank you Synbios. I feel a lot better now. (Meanwhile, Hedoba and Papetts are trying to find Bernard.) Hedoba: Time’s almost out! I have to find Penko and do the spell again, so that she doesn’t change back before we can get her out of there! Papetts: I shouldn’t have came up with the idea! I’m sorry I dragged you into this. Hedoba: It’s alright. I just have to find them, and I can fix the mess. (But as they where about to begin, Hedoba was picked up, in the arms of her muscle-brained boyfriend David, the Elven commando.) Daved: Ready for some fun honey? Hedoba: *Blush* I can’t right now! David: *Notises Papetts* Oh I see. Don’t worry, I’ll bring her back in a moment ^_~ *Carries Hedoba into the next room, and locks the door.* Hedoba: *Voice only* You…ooooh… (Meanwhile Bernard is about to try his luck.) Bernard: Thanks for coming out with me tonight. Penko: I feel strange. Bernard: Penny…Let me kiss you! (So he does that. But when he opens his eyes, he gets a nastier shock than Produn did, back in Chapter 4, when he found out that he’d been dancing with Medion.) Penko: *Penguin once again* Cheep! Cheep! Bernard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (In the new Inn, Synbios Medion and Julian enter the dark room.) Medion: It’s a little quiet in here don’t you think? Julian: This always mean trouble. Synbios: Yep. Listen to that background music. [The Midi from Quinos village at Night time] Julian: -_- That tune always means that there’s a Bulzome preist, or some zombie ready to pounce on us. Medion: Don’t worry guys. With me (the smart blonde one) on the case, they’ll never get the drop on us! (Then fate proves him wrong, as three large rocks fall on their heads, rendering the legendry trio unconscious.) (Back at the base) Dantares: GET ON PARADE!!! (So Synbios army gets on parade.) Dantares: Right you lot! It’s time to practise the flag ceremony. *Points to a flagpole* The republican flag is something to be proud of…*looks at the flag, but gets a nasty surprise.* (Instead of the Aspia flag, what a white shirt, with a smiley face on it.) Dantares: What is that? Horst: It looks like a smiley face. Dantares: Looks like a smiley shut up…GET IT DOWN!!! (Unfortunatley, the ropes on the pole, have been cut, so they take the pin out.) (The flag pole falls on the roof, of a house.) Dantares: *Climbs up* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Eldar: -_- What a hero. Dantares: *Holds it above his head* UP YOURS VILLIAN! *Falls off the roof* Eldar: Do you think he’s dead? Grace: -_- No, We couldn’t be that lucky. (Meanwhile, our three heroes awoke.) Synbios: Where are we? (When the trio awoke, the discovered that they where tied to chairs, and in their underwear.) Julian: I’d say we found the Trenchcoats hang out. Medion: Hey guys? Look down. (Then they see mousetraps in their laps.) Medion: Whatever you do, stay focused on getting out of here. We can’t think like ‘that’ if we’re going to get out of this in one piece each. Julian: What’s that on the floor? (They look down. It’s a picture of Tara Reid in a bikini.) All three: Oooooooh…*GASP* OH NO!! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (Back at base) Dantares: READY?! (A bunch of Aspia bow knights, draw their exploding arrows.) Dantares: AIM!! (The bow knights aim the arrows at Julian’s and Medion’s forces.) Dantares: Right you lot! Whoever it was, who replaced the Aspia flag, with this simley face, TAKE ONE PACE FORWARD!!! (No one steps forward.) Dantares: Right. I will show you, WHO is in charge, here. ZERO!!! Zero: Yes sir? Dantares: Burn this flag. Zero: But sir… Dantares: BURN-This FLAG!! Zero: *Needs an excuse* I don’t have any matches? Dantares: *Grabs Zero by the collar* Who’s side are you on?! Zero: ^_^;; Depends on who I’m talking to at the time… To be continued.