Randomness in Flagard part 11 by Herofox

Synbios and Julian rode Donheart into the town. Once there, they saw Masqurin cleaning something very small and muddy, with a pair of large green eyes.

Synbios: Looks like they found Algeron.

Donheart you should keep a better eye on him you know.

Julian: O_O keep your eyes on the road!

Sound effect: CRAAASH!!

So Synbios helps Masqurin to give Algeron a bath and Cybel patches up the unconscious Donheart, while Julian escorts Isabella to the castle.

Isabella: I expect you'll go back to shovelling dung after this.

Julian: *sad* yeah, yeah...

Isabella: Is something wrong.

Julian: Oh no, it's just that I thought you show a little more gratitude, after saving your life and all...

Isabella: *Feels bad* Julian I...

Julian: Ah, don't worry about it. A princess shouldn't waste her time on a low life mercenary like me...*Hangs his head*

Isabella: Aww...*Kisses his cheek*

Julian: *smug* That works every time!

Isabella: *Slaps him* Ooh!

(In Destonia...)

Medion: That's the best idea you could think of to get me out of marring that hippo?!

Uryudo: Well it worked for Lord Synbios, and he saved hundreds of lives.

Medion: But that was different! The Colossus of Aspia was a giant robot on the rampage!

Uryudo: So, how's it any different from Iria?

Medion: Good point, but Flooding Aspia's castle bridge wouldn't work, unless she was ON the bridge!

Uryudo: Well.... *It sinks in* 0_o?

Medion: -_-# In the end, you are of much use to me, as a hole in the head.

(So Medion mounts Campbell and travels to Flagard to ask for Synbios' help.)

(Synbios & Masqurin had just finished cleaning off the green eyed pied of mud)

Synbios: Masqurin...

Masqurin: Yes?

Synbios: This isn't Algeron...

(It was a dog with big green eyes.)

Masqurin: I know. *hugs the dog* ^-^ It's still cute though!

(So Synbios and Medion where in the office drinking coffee.)

Synbios: Perhaps you could try to bribe the priest to cancel the wedding?

Medion: Tried it. He wouldn't accept my allowance.

Synbios: Why not?

Medion: -_- Cause I only just found out that it's counterfeit.

Synbios: Perhaps you could pretend that you've gone mad?

Medion: Tried that too. I stuck some of Magerons underwear on my head, stuffed some pencils up my nose and ran around the castle, yelling "I-AM-MAD! I-AM-BONKERS! TAKE-ME-A-WAY!!"

Synbios: And...?

Medion: -_- Nobody noticed any difference, so THAT didn't work either.



(Meanwhile, Masqurin finds the real Algeron and gives him a bath)

Algeron: How old is the tub?

Masqurin: I'd say pretty old. Your Grandfather used to give me baths with it, all the time. In fact, your Uncle Synbios still gives me baths with it.

Algeron: *The naughty man!*

Then a carriage arrives and out comes a pissed off King Bentram warring only a pair of boxer Shorts.

Bentram: Synbios! Show yourself! We need to talk!