Randomness in Flagard part 10 by Herofox Synbios: What do you mean you lost Algeron...? Masqurin: ^-^; I asked him to come play with me, and then I asked Obright if he'd help us play "Rocket Launch" Synbios: 0_0 Rocket Launch? Obright: You see M'Lord; I would throw someone into the air and then catch him or her. By the way Masqurin, your legs felt really smooth when I caught you. Masqurin: *Blush* Thanks. It's this new moisturiser that Grace gave me... Synbios: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALGERON?! Obright: Well...when I threw him up, he didn't come down... Synbios: ...Obright.... Obright: Yes my lord? Synbios: *Grabs Obright by his helmet and rigorously punches him* Obright: *Kicks Synbios in the groin* Synbios: *Kicks Obright, causing him to ricochet around the room* Margaret: (VO) Synbios! Where are yoooooooooooooou? Synbios: O_O Oh feck! *Runs into the stable* *In Aspia, Julian & Isabella are riding Donheart to the castle* Julian: Giddy up you old nag! Donheart: Show some respect boy! Isabella: I'm sorry Donny. You're so good to us. Julian: O_O?? When did you start calling my steed "Donny"? (Synbios is hiding in the stable, where the Centaurs sleep. Dantares & Justin where most likely off drinking & fighting somewhere so Cybel was grooming) Cybel: Is something wrong my lord? Synbios: Yes! I lost my nephew, and if Margaret finds out, she'll cook me for lunch! *Barricades the door* That should hold her off for about sixty seconds! Cybel: I think I have an idea to save you! Synbios: Well it's probably a stupid one! Cybel: I guess you're right *sits down* Synbios: *Sweats* Could you tell me anyway? Cybel: *Sits with arms & legs folded* Nah. I don't think I'll bother. Synbios: PLEASE! Tell me your idea! Cybel: *Smug* Okay! My plan is this- I tell the lady Margaret, that you've gone mad. Then she'll leave! Synbios: -_-; Cybel: ^_^ Synbios: You're right. You shouldn't have bothered. (Then of course Margaret was able to break the door down. Synbios them took a cowardly dive out of site, while Cybel went behind a cubicle) Margaret: Excuse me miss, have you seen Lord Synbios. Cybel: I'm afraid not. *RRRRRRRRRR!* Sorry, I'm just taking a number two... Margaret: Oh. Sorry. I'll come back later. *Leaves* (Once Margaret was gone, Synbios picked himself off the floor, with a face full of Horse manure.) Cybel: ^_^; Sorry about that... (Meanwhile, Medion was approached by his brother) Mageron: Ah Medion I'm glad I caught you Medion: O_O Doing what? Mageron: Well, you remember the battle where you killed that Republican fellow, what was his name? Saiosu wasn't it? Medion: Yes. What of it? Well, it turns out that Father has declared a new imperial law. If you kill a married man, you then have to marry his wife. Iria, you may enter! (And so, a fat, blonde woman enters) Iria: Although you DID kill my husband, I am grateful that you are trying to make amends by taking my hand in marriage. Medion: O_O ooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... (Magron had left to two alone) Mageron: I love playing that joke ^_^ Arrawent always fell for it. (Back in Aspia, Synbios rode Cybel up to the castle, just as Julian arrived on Donheart.) Synbios: It's been a good while Julian. Julian: Sure has. I've rescued you hottie here. Isabella: *Slaps Julian* How dare you! Synbios: If you may, M'lady, allow him to live for a while longer, he and myself, have to see King Bentram to get De-breithed. Would you care to join us? *Arks his arm* Isabella: ^-^ Of course. *Links Synbios arm* (When the humans went in to the castle...) Donheart: *Ogles Cybel* Cybel: O_o Donheart: My, aren't you pretty. Cybel: ^_^;; Heheheheh... (Inside) Bentram: Nice work Julian. I'm afraid we don't have a lot of accommodation at the moment, but perhaps Synbios could arrange something? Synbios: Yes Julian. Your army can stay in Flagard while the King prepares suitable quarters here. Julian: I'd like that. I'll get my men over there. (They exit) Cybel: *Runs from Donheart* Get away you old pervert! Donheart: *Chases Cybel* C'mon! I only want a hug! Synbios: O_O Julian: -_- And they say I don't play by the rules... (In Destonia, Campbell is shaving, when Medion, followed by Syntetis and Uryudo race in, locking the door behind them) Medion: IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS, I'LL BE MARRIED TO A WALRUS!! Poor Medion eh? To be continued!