Randomness in Flagard. By Herofox

One fine day in Flagard, Synbios was doing the paper work, which Land Lords usually have to deal with, when Dantares came in.

Dantares: You wanted to see me Lord Synbios?

Synbios: Yes. (Gets up) Now as may know, King Bentram is holding a peace conference with the Kingdom of Mobius next week, and he's asked our battalion, and the Malory army to come to protect him. Now since our troops all ware casual clothes, we'll be able to sneak around as civilians, but we are in reality, real solders!

Dantares: -_-; That's a matter of opinion sir... 

Synbios: Well, as drill sergeant, you and I have to bring up their level.

Now, I have to send an order to Aspinia for some supplies. Carry on with the training until I return.

Dantares: Yes sir!

(So Dantares goes to the Battalions barracks. Everyone is still asleep.)

(As the group slept, The Blue haired Centaur looked through the window, with the most evil expression you ever did see.)

(Then he waltzed through the hut, playing the cymbals as loud as possible.

All the force fell out of their hammocks and picked themselves up)

Dantares: Right you lot! I want everyone on parade in twenty minutes, and if you is not, you be find my hoofs up your backside!

Cybel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Dantares (slaps Cybel a few hundred times): C'mon! Get up!

Cybel: Okay! Okay! Why do you old fogeys always get up at the crack of dawn anyway?

Dantares: I'M NOT THAT OLD!!!

(Twenty minutes later)

Dantares: SHINING FORCE, ON PARADE!!!

Masqurin (pops her head threw the window): Hey Dantares, do you really need me? I've just put my hair in curlers.

Dantares: MOVE YOURSELVES!!! 

(So they get on parade)

Dantares: Alright everyone. We have a job to prepare for, so lets get training!

(one quick 20 mile jog later)

Dantares: Hup two three four! Hup two three four! Hup two three four! Hup two three four!

Kahn: I'm totally...huff...dehydrated....phew!

Dantares (Wimpish tone): "Oh I'm totally dehydrated!" Oh dear, How sad, never mind!

(An hour of jumping Jacks later, and Dantares decides to give the group a five minute breake.)

Obrite: Have you ever seen anything like that exibition? The man's tottaly deranged!

Justin: The next time he looks at my rifle...I'm gonna have it loaded! And I'm gonna pull the trigger! And that's a promise!





Later, when Synbios had returned from his journey, Dantares came to see him.

Dantares: With respect sir, I think the Battalion is getting a little too slack, and I think I should take them on a training course.

Synbios: Oh, you mean, go a few rounds in Aspinas hero test?

Dantares: Well lord Synbios, what I had in mind was, a jungle survival course.

*Evil grin* four days, trekking through a jungle! With only our wits, and weapons to protect us! And by the time we go to that peace confrence, the will be REAL soldiers!

Synbios: Sounds like a good idea. Okay Dantares, you have my permission to proceed.

Dantares: Thank you sir! Oh! Hadn't we better keep some people here to protect you, incase Flagard is attacked?

Synbios: Don't worry, I'll ask those four mercenaries we meet in Malory to come over.

Dantares: Right sir.

And so, Dantares and the team set off for a Jungle adventure (Don't ask how that's possible though ^_^;