A parting of ways by Herofox & Hellfox (I used a bit of material from the Simpsons and a British comedy called Father Ted. That's it for today's disclaimer! One more thing, Alcohol is dangerous. If you get Drunk you could put yourself in unnecessary danger.) (On Mobius Tails walks onto the roof of a bar. Sonic, Sword, Rabot, Rotor, and Antoine are waiting for him. They are all wearing blue windbreakers.) Rotor: I can't remember the last time we were all together... Antoine: Last year on that stupid Dame Edna special. Sonic: And a 1 2 3 go! (All start singing " Baby on Board" from the Simpson's.) Call me a square! Friend I don't care! That little yellow sign can't be ignored! I'm telling you its mighty nice! Each trips a trip to paradise! With my baaaaaaaby On BOARRRRRRRRD! Everyone on the ground: YAAAAAAAY! GO GO FREEDOM FIGHTERS! Tails (take his microphone): I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group and I hope we all passed the audition! All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Newsboy: EXTRA! EXTRA! Knothole freedom fighters sing on rooftop! Man: I'll take one! (He buys the paper and looks at it.) THERES NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!! (Paperboy runs off lathing.) (Later inside the bar, Sonic and Tails were singing, "Endless Love." They were singing it for their girlfriends. Of course they were drunk and didn't know they wasn't there but that is beside the point. Rotor, and Antoine are playing pool on an "L" shaped pool table. Sword and Rabot are having a little "Discussion".) Sword: Hey Rabot, who do you think is cuter, Sonic or Tails? Rabot: When they are drunk or not? Sword: Not drunk. Rabot: That's a tough one. Sword: Take your time. Rabot: I would have to say...Tails. Sword: Why? Rabot ^_^: He's a furry little cutie! Sword: Anything else you want to add? Rabot: and he looks like Antoine, so what? Sword: don't let his girlfriend hear this right? Rabot: lets keep it schtum. (On the way home...Tails, Sonic, Antoine, And Rotor are swaying to and fro singing.) ALL GUYS ^0^: "show me the way to go home! I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had another drink about an hour ago, And it's gone straight to my head! Wherever I may roam, From land to sea and foam, You will always hear me singing my song, Just show me the way to go home." Rabot (Clapping): very nice! Sword: Now can we turn the other way to go home please? Tails: You mean we've been going the wrong way for the past...where the heck is my watch? Rotor: Right here, remember you lost it to me after I drunk you under the table. Tails: Yeah but you cheated cause a walrus has three stomachs. Rotor: Well there's that advantage. (They turn and face the other way and make their way to home. Next Morning Miles and Patch are in a department store.) Patch: What are we looking for again? Miles: Mia's birthdays coming up. So I'm looking for some perfume. Patch: That's the ideal woman's present huh? Miles: Right. Now lets see where we are...(Looks around to see a bunch of bras and woman's underpants everywhere he looks. Miles Blushes bright red.) OH NO! WE'RE IN WOMANS LAUNDRY!!! Patch: What's wrong with that? Miles: Think about it! A teenager showing a little kid ladies "Secret things"...It...it...it doesn't look good! (Grabs Patch and runs. Later...) Miles: Where IS the exit? (Looks around.) More bras... (Walks a bit more) More underpants! Why do they need so many pairs?! Patch: I think we're lost. Miles: It's Tokyo's biggest laundry section I understand. (Looks around again. Then he turns back to Patch and hands him a fake emerald.) Miles: Ok while no one sees us. Patch: Ok. Chaos control. (They teleport to the cash register.) Casher: (0_0!) Miles (^_^!) : Err...this perfume please. Casher (0_0!): O...K... (At the house that afternoon.) Sally: I'm going for a walk through the woods. Anyone want to come with? Miles: Sure I'll go! Ronnie: No thanks. I've got to start making dinner. Sandy: I'll help! Ronnie: (-_-!) Tony: I promised Patch I'd show him some points about swordsmanship. Morris: Sorry Sal but Knuckles challenged me to a game of chess and I don't want to miss the chance to humiliate him. Sally: Right Miles. So it's just you and me. (They begin their walk.) Sally: I remember when we used to take walks like this all the time. Miles: Yeah. Those were some of the best time we had together. Sally: My mother used to take me for walks through the great forest every morning. She'd always tell me about how she used to take walks like this with my grandmother. Miles: And when we were young you used to share those memories with me. Sally: It's just made me think. Someday you'll have a child. Then you could share your memories of these walks with them. Miles: Yeah. And it may go on for all future generations. Sally: One more thing...Do you remember this? (She kisses him on the left cheek, then again on the right cheek. Finely planting a long kiss on his nose.) Miles (blushes): The funny kiss... ?????: So that's why you didn't want me near the portal! (Miles turns round and sees Mia there. She turns and starts walking home.) Miles (touches her shoulder): Wait I can explain... (SLAP!) (Mia runs off crying while Miles rubs a red hand-shaped mark on his cheek) Sally: Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry Miles... Miles: It's not your fault. You didn't know shed be hanging around here again. Sally (stroking the mark): Does it hurt? Miles: Yeah. Sally: I'm so sorry. (She hugs him.) Miles: I know. (He returns the hug.) Poor Miles. Is it really splitsvill for him and Mia? And who is the presence behind the control bugs? I'll never tell. He he! Well actually I will on the next episode!