The Mystic caves.                                     By Herofox

Previously on "Hero fox"...

Knux: We've located two more emeralds.
Julie-su: One's in the hilltop zone and the others in the mystic caves.
Sonic: Look what I've found!
Tails: Whatever we're doing I need to get back for my date!

(Now on with the show!)

(The rest of the gang meet Tails and Sonic at the entrance to the Mystic Caves.)
Tails: What took you so long?
Saber: Sorry. Hound found a hydrant and had to stop to smell.
Sonic: Hound, You dog.
Hound: What can I say, it's a habit.
Flash: Can we move on now please? We do have a time limit. According to Tails anyway.
Tails: That's right I have to be back on Earth for 7pm.
Sonic: Can I do it by myself?
Tails: No. I'm the brains and the brawns of this outfit and I'll say who goes where.  Flash, go get some chilidogs.
Flash: Huh?
Tails: A joke.  Lets go you're all to dumb to get it anyway.

(They run at sub-sonic speeds into the caves hoping to help Tails with his date, But...)

Sonic: Everyone. Look out! There's a pit in front of us!
(Sonic reaches the edge of the pit, but as all our other hero's bump into the back of him, they force him off the edge, and as a natural reaction you grab the first thing you see.  In which case it was the person behind.)
All: AAAAARRRRHHHHHGGGG!!!!
(All fall down the pit, apart from Saber who stopped for lunch and didn't catch up in time. So he just shrugged his shoulders, gripped his nose then jumped.)

Saber: I hope you guy's (and girl's) aren't going to leave me behind.
(Because of Sabers armour weighing him down, he falls faster, and soon passes the front man who is Sonic.)
Saber: Sonic? What are you doing down here?
Sonic: Same question?
Saber: hang on, my weights picking speed. See you later.
(And just like that he zoomed down and an echoing thud could be heard.  Fortunately for our other hero's, they landed on Saber, so they got a pretty much soft landing.)
Tails: My back hurts again.
Sonic: So does mine.  
Bubble: I have a solution that'll wake Saber up.
Bubble: HEY SABER, YOUR KECK'S ARE SHOWING!!
(Saber quickly gets up and starts looking for a hole.)
Saber: Where can you see the...(then he realizes) I DON'T WERE KECK'S!!

(They start to walk, wondering where they are.)
Hound: Hey Bubble, if you get scared, you could always hold my hand.
Bubble: I'm not afraid of the dark but you can if you want to.
Flash (after a minute or two): GET OFF MY TAIL YOU NUMBSKULL!!
Hound: Sorry Flash, I didn't know it was you. Hey Bubble where are you?
(Something grabs his shoulder.)
Bubble: BOO!
Hound: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! (He jumps 30 into the air then hits his head on the cave roof.)
Bubble: Sorry kid. Hey Sonic where are we?
Sonic: I think we're inside the mystic caves. If I'm right, and I usually am, there should be a tunnel just 50 meters away.
Tails: How can you be sure?
Sonic: I've been here before.
Tails: That's something Mia would say. Scary huh.
Saber: What did you say?
Sonic & Tails: Nothing.
Saber: Lets get going then.
(They walk on for 45 meters when they discover a large Hall cut out of the rock, with a set of pillars in the middle.)
Tails: Hey this would make a neat bedroom, for a giant I mean.
Sonic: This isn't a giant's bedroom; it's where the chaos emerald is.  But be careful, the guardian should know were here by now.
(Just then a dwarf came from behind the pillar.)
Dwarf: Boo!
Bubbles: YYYAAAHHH it's a yucky, icky troll!
Dwarf: I beg your pardon young lady but I'm a dwarf.  My names Mole troll.
Sonic: Hey remember me, we saved all you Dia-mobiums from getting swiped by Egg man. (Robotnik.)
Tails: Me too, I helped make the bombs.
Mole troll:  Ah I remember you now.  You've both grown up!
Tails: What are you doing here?
Mole troll: I live here now.  And I have this great table decoration.  (He hold's up the chaos emerald.)
Tails: Hey, we've been looking for that.
Mole troll: Hey I found it. It's mine.
Sonic: Hey I found it first, and then when I used its power I put it back.
Mole troll: Finders keepers, losers suck.
Tails: Give us the emerald, please; I'm going to be late for my date.
Mole troll: A date did you say? Well I can't keep your gal waiting, tell you what; I'll give you the emerald, if you send me to a place where I can explore endless amounts of dirt and rubble.
Sonic: Well how far have you been?
Mole troll: All over Mobius.
(All of them fall over in stupidity, and the dwarf is laughing.)
Mole troll: I didn't set you an impossible task did I?
(The good guys huddle.)
Sonic: Hey where do we get this guy a fresh place to explore?
Tails: I got it.
Saber: Like they say 'don't give it to me whatever you do'.
(They all start to laugh.)
Hound: How come you never laugh when I say that?
Sonic: No offence, But your as dumb as a rock and as brainless as a single celled organism. No offence of course...
Flash: Can I have a word?
All: WHAT?
Flash: Mole troll, how long have you been here?
Mole troll: 3 years. Why?
Flash: (whistles) Hey guy's come out.
(Out of the shadows comes these little Chao's, and one of them is gold and obviously the leader.)
Leader chao: Good to see you again Flash. It's been a while.
Flash: Hi Bolin, How long have you lived here?
Bolin: Over 600 Generations of Chao live here along with the guardian.
(All of a sudden a water like creature appeared, which looks like Chaos the destroyer, but it isn't, this being was as tame as the lamb-let's.)
Bolin: Meet our guardian, Lott.
Lott: I hear you destroyed my cousin. I know he wasn't evil and the power had to leave his body, but could you have found a better way than to destroy HIM.
Sonic: Sorry Lott, but when I turned in to super sonic I had no idea he was your cousin.
Lott: I understand. The power of the emeralds is a little sour for some people, and for the others, it's an addiction and they always want more.  So what did you come for?
Tails: Well here is how it goes, we came to these caves hoping to fund the 2nd chaos emerald then we ran into Mole troll who said we could only have the emerald if we found him a patch of land he hadn't discovered. Then Flash had a good idea, and then summoned you.
Lott: So you came for the emerald. Well you'll have to answer a riddle to get it.
Tails: Sure I'm good at riddles.
Lott: Well good luck. ' I see without seeing, to me darkness is as clear as daylight' what am I?
Tails: Hmmm... I know! You're as 'blind as a bat'.
Lott: Correct. You get the emerald.
Everyone else: HOORAY! He did it! 

(Tails gets the emerald from Mole troll and thanks the Chao's and Lott for their help. Then they say good-bye and then walk away.)
Lott: I've gotta make my riddles tougher.

(Later.)
Tails: YAAAAAAWN! Boy am I sleepy. 
Sonic: I know! I'll use that trick I used in space one time.
Bubble: Trick? 
Sonic: Let me show you. (Takes the emerald.) CHAOS CONTROL!!!
(They appear outside the cave.)
Flash: You know, if you had done that in the first place we could have avoided all this unpleasantness.
Sonic: Yeah. But it was more fun that way!
Storm: I have you now!
(Storm appears on top of a mecha.)
Storm: Now hand over the emeralds and I'll spare your lives! For the moment.
Tails: I don't have time for this! FOX CLAW ROCKETS!!!
(A barrage of laser blasts fly at Storms mecha blowing it up and sending Storm flying over the horizon.)
(At Sally's castle. She is sitting at the dinner table.)
Sally: I wonder what's for dinner tonight?
CRASH!
(Storm flies through the window and lands on Sally's plate.)
Sally (With knife and fork in hand.): Well, I'll try any thing once. He he!
(Back to the goodies.)
Tails (looks at his watch): YAAAAAA!!! IT'S 6:30!!!
(He blasts back to earth, turns back into Miles, dresses in a blue tuxedo and runs to meet Mia. She is dressed in a sweet looking red dress.)
Mia: Right on time.
Miles (out of breath.): Yeah! Huff...Puff...
(In the restaurant.) 
Waiter: Would you like to order now?
Mia: Yes. I'll have the chicken noodles please.
Waiter: Oui madam. And for you Monsieur?
Miles (half asleep): I'll have the...err...Think I'll have the chicken noodles too please.
Waiter: Ok.   
(He walks away.)
Mia: Hey, Miles are you all right? You look beat.
Miles: I'm Ok. But boy am I tired. 
(Later they decide to go see a movie.)
(Miles keeps falling asleep and Mia splashes him with cold water.)
(Even later they walk home. They go into Miles room.)
Mia: You should rest now. You've earned it.
Miles: YAAAWWWN! Thanks. Night Mia.
Mia: Good night.
(Miles falls asleep.)
Mia's thoughts: I sure am lucky. Even after all he's been through today he still kept his promise. He's such a great guy.
(She kisses him on the cheek. She then leaves the room and Miles starts to smile.)

Will Tails & Friends have more emeralds to find?
Can they expect to see more of Sonics old friends?
Will Sally enjoy her meal?    

Find out in the next episode of "Hero fox"!