I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.