*Ron steps up in denim jeans and a black leather jacket* *Suddenly Hermione in a navy, velvet gown comes out.* Tom: What the?? Ron: To Protect The Magical World From Devastation Hermione: To Unite All Wizards and Witches Within Our Nation Ron: To Denounce The Evil With Our Truth and Pure Love Hermione: To Extend Our Reach To Sirius Above Ron: Hermione ::pointing to Hermione:: Hermione: Ron ::pointing to Ron:: Harry: My life savers!!! Ron: Team Phoenix sparks of with the surge of magic Hermione: Surrender now or your end will be tragic Harry: Meowth!! That's right!!
Tom: You insy-winsy twerps, come here, Lord Voldemort will teach you some tricks!! Hermione: Both of you becareful, I went through the Hogwarts Database and found out that Tom Ridddle was a half-Veela. So, don't listen to his seductive voice!! Tom: Really?? I'm a Veela...good...I, Lord Voldemort calls for my power of seductive voices to come out!! Ron: ::Whispering To Hermione:: After all the stuff that we heard you-know-who did, is this all Tom Riddle can do?? Calling for his seductive voice?? Hermione: Don't Ron!! It's an insult to insult Voldemort. He'll feel insulted and insult you. Then, you will be very insult-angry cause you're insulted and all this insult-nonsense is not good. We have to try being friends with Slytherins and try to ask them to join S.P.E.W. Then we have make them realise we are all in a league to destroy Voldemort. We must make them loyal to Hogwarts and not become death-eaters like their parents. And then we make them spys like Professor Snape and ask them to join the Order. Then... Ron: This is you-know-who, Hermione. Tom Marvolo Riddle IS YOU-KNOW-WHO!! Tom: You are right. ::Starts to write his own name:: Harry: It's M.A.R.V.O.L.O Tom, not M.A.R.S.H.M.A.L.L.O.W Tom: Who listens to a twerp like you is an idiot. Harry: Fine with me, Tom. Listen, let's forget all this nonsense. Just leave Me. Leave Ginny alone here, too. You can keep your David Beckham...here are the Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Thiery Henry, Harry Kewell and Raul Gonzales cards that I promised. Ron: What?!?!?! How can you?!?!!?! I sacrifice myself, my life, my everything, all the time saving you, and you never even offer or wanna give me Christiano Ronaldo or Wayne Rooney. And now you're giving Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Thiery Henry, Harry Kewell and Raul Gonzales to him to exchange for Ginny???? Hermione: Come on Ron. This is your sister's life we're talking about. Anyway, they are just cards. Not the real person. Ron: .... Harry: Don't cry, Ron...I'll give you Micheal Owen, if I survive this, okay?? Don't cry!! I hate to see you cry!! Tom: Fine, I'll take your offer. But you know what. I still wanna see you running around being chased by a baslisk. Hessshhhaarrhhiidshhhhee!!! Chase Harry, while I disappear. Remember, if you don't kill him, he'll kill you!! And if you're able to kill him, you can have Ginny!! If Harry, you survive, I have a prize for you. Oh, I just love to blackmail. Remember baslisk, hoishhhiiiizarrrannnnioooohisssssyoooouyshhhaaaiiirrr. [You wife is with me]. ByeBye, twerps!!! ::Disappears:: Harry: Look. there's no point in killing me...what can you do with Ginny..unless... Ron: What are you thinking Harry?? Baslisk: Yes,sssss what you're thinking makes sense. Ginny can be my wife...mwahahahahahh Hermione: Ewwwwwwwww. Ron, Harry: ::Stares at Hermione for the disturbing sound effect. Hermione: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ::saw Ron and Harry starring at her:: Ewwwan McGregor. He's here at Hogwarts. Baslisk: What?? The vampire/baslisk slayer???? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Quick, lock me Harry. Lock ME!!!! Harry: If that's what you wish...Hirrrrooooooiinkkksihiiinnnnnzzzeiiiiaaammmmmoooniiiittaaaabbhhaa ::locks baslisk::tHE eND
