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| 26. You get into a sticky situation and stop and think, "Now what would Silk do?" 27. You do a double take every time you see a black cat just to make sure it doesn't have green eyes. 28.You're taking a history test but all you can think about is the Battle of Vo Minbre. 29.You refuse to even think about that harlot Velvet because she stole Silk away and he belongs to you damn it! ...Uhhhhhh, ahem. 30. You do your very very very best to convince Tolkien fans in your class to read Eddings instead...and succeed in it, too! 31. Your friends look at you as though you're mad because you become completely enthusiastic when you find that one of your fellow students name is "Berit" (even though it's a girl...) 32.You start purring when you're happy because you've read "The Redemption of Althalus" to much. 33. The guy named Garion at your school is afraid of you because you keep telling him there is already a wife picked out for him. 35. You've recorded each year the charaters were born. 36. You gather you're Will right before the artificial volcano in Las Vegas erupts and pretend to be Polgara distracting the Grolims. 37. You learn to play a pair of shephards pipes. 38. You insist on calling your uncle, you owns a farm, Faldor. 39. Your boyfriend dumps you after getting fed up with you always talking about someone named Berit. 40. You grow your short black hair down to your shoulders and take fencing lessons in hope of becoming more like Sarabian. 41. You start to celebrate Erastide. 42. You try to get into fights so you'll brake your nose and look more like Sparhawk. 43. You start calling everyone 'neighbour'. 44. You ditch school one day and try to find your town's version of Platime. 45. You realise that every one of the titles in the Mallorean has an 'it' in it. 46. You find the references to gemstones in the tiles of the Elenium funny. 47. You get grounded for calling your mum 'little mother' constantly. 48. You realise every single Nyissan name has the letters 'Issa' in them. 49. You hunt all the candle stores near you looking for a blue rose shaped one. 50. You sigh 'Alorns!' whenever someone does something hideously stereotypical. (Andrew) |
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