Grappen
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- What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- There is no difference. The violin just looks
smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
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- Why are viola jokes so short?
- So violinists can understand them
- How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo?
- Write "pp, espressivo"
How many alto sax players does it take to change a
lightbulb?
- Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate
how David Sanborn would have done it.
The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth
control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull
out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
- What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a
brain?
- Gifted.
- What's the definition of "nerd?"
- Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
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