| OK guys, I know I haven't been around for a while to update this part of my site...I'm really sorry.... :'( ...I'll try to keep a closer eye on this in the future. So here's to you! The people who have been patiently waiting to see your submitions put up on my site. I thank you muchly for your patience. ~Diane |
| 93) You grow out your hair and a beard to be more like Aragorn and wander the halls of your school stooping every now and then and putting your ear to the ground. ~ Submitted by Legolas 94) You and your friend go to your uncle�s ranch in the middle of nowhere and wander around with the staves hoping to find the gateway to Middle Earth. ~Submitted by Legolas 95) You and your good friend (also a LOTR freak) got the Elvish letter for "a" burned on your shoulder blade. ~Submitted by Legolas 96) When walking down the beer isle at Walmart you find a pint can of Fosters and in front of about 15 people you recite the convo between Merry and Pippin about a pint at the Inn of the Prancing Pony. (I did this and embarrassed my friend so much he walked off and didn't go near me for around a half hour) ~ Submitted by Jenniy 97) You fall totally in love with Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir and dream the movie in your head over and over again. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 98) You continually ask your parents for second breakfast. ~ Submitted by Craig 99) When you start telling people how great the film is...and the person you happen to be talking to is a stranger waiting next to you for the bus! ~ Submitted by Craig 100) You almost cry and throw a huge tantrum in Athena because they've sold out of LOTR posters. Even though you already have three anyway. ~ Submitted by Craig 101) You�ve crammed up your computer�s memory by downloading every single screensaver from www.LordoftheRings.net ~ Submitted by Craig 102) You answer the phone with a quote. ~ Submitted by Craig 103) Your Lord of the Rings shirt has not yet met the washing machine. ~ Submitted by Craig 104) You don't have enough money to buy groceries for the next week before payday, yet you charge �50 on your credit card to get a three year charter membership in the official LOTR fan club. Who needs food anyway? ~ Submitted by Craig 105) You refer to parts of your town as parts of Middle-Earth. For example, your school has become the mines of Moria.. your headmistress the Balrog! The woods next to your school are now Lothlorien. ~ Submitted by Craig 106) You have given all your schoolteachers middle-earth names� ~ Submitted by Craig 107) You hate it when Elves are only thought of as �Santa's little helpers� and have tried to explain the difference between Santa-elves and Syrian Elves to your 5-year old cousins. ~ Submitted by Craig 108) You refer to regular elephants as oliphaunts ~ Submitted by Craig 109) While buttering a piece of bread, you suddenly think of Bilbo (remember when he was talking to Gandalf about feeling tired) saying that he felt 'like butter spread over too much bread'. ~ Submitted by Craig 110) You actually managed to read the Silmarillion without being tempted to give up on this whole Middle-Earth malarkey. ~ Submitted by Craig 111) You now have a lifetime fear of black horses! ~ Submitted by Craig 112) When you're going to catch your horses in the 80 hector field you call "To me Shadowfax! Too me!" ~ Submitted by Anonymous (Only because they never wrote me back with a name to call them by) 113) When your mother asked you to clean out the fish tank you said you couldn�t because the watcher of the water might get you. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 114) Your friends said if you said you were an elf one more time they would drag you off to see the school counselor. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 115) The meaning of life is staring at a character. (According to my friends it is mine) ~ Submitted by Anonymous 116) You stalk a character. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 117) You stalk the actor of a character/ want to stalk them. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 118) You bought LOTR trading cards because your favorite character is in there. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 119) You took all the LOTR book marks from your library. ~ Submitted by Anonymous 120) You listen to Led Zeppelin just because of the song "Misty Mountain Hop." ~ Submitted by Necromancer of Dol Guldur 121) You listen to Rush just because of the song "Rivendell." ~ Submitted by Necromancer of Dol Guldur |
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