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he-man and she-ra
think about this,
HE man SHE ra
he MAN she RA
what the fuck does ra mean
why isnt it she women,
............ra?????

the smurfs,
only one girl smurf on an island of guy smurfs. do they pass her around? where did all theese guys come from,
where did poppa smurf come from?
do they kill all the female smurfs at birth?
is there an island of all girl smurfs
with one guy who gets passed around?

big bird, childhood icon?
or demon sent from below?
(im just afaid of him ok, i have my reasons)

is it love at first site or lust?

why do people point to there wrist when they ask for the time?

how come somtimes when you take a crap and wipe your ass theres no stain,
where did that poo come from
wouldnt it leave evidence?,, maybe it would make a good soap.

when you poo and you feel it come out
but theres nothing in the can,

corn? how does it keep itself together in times
of insanity? (whys it still look the same when you shit it out?)

when we die. what happens next?

i have more questions.

your body leaves you messages in your toilet,
eat alphagettis it may be your best chance

people are programed subconciously by themselves
for example, instead of saying hows it going,
say whats up,
it can suprise you how many people will say not bad or whatever they say when they hear hows it going.

i wish that i was a cat, so i could be content with sleeping and eating all day,
well, i am content with that,but no one yells at the cat to get a job.

i wish people took more time to understand each other,

i wish my wang could by like mr fantastic's

i wish people would be thankfull for what they have, instead of bitching about all the shit they dont,

i wish my cat cleaned his own litter box

i wish girls were expected to approach guys
instead of the traditional shit

i have more wishes

dont walk into a bank while wearing your halloween costume.

dont piss on the electric fence

dont be afraid to be yourself the only people who judge you will be the ones who dont know who they themselves are.

when life hands you a lemon, then throw it right back at life.

cut the mullet. come on, its time.

laugh at the followers, and laugh harder at the one who takes pride at leading them.

dont be afraid to try new things, but dont expect not to get effected

get your lisensce as soon as you can : (

dont let people walk on you or else you will become a stair
and you will get used to it and so will the people,

before you zip up, (if going comando) make sure nothings in the way of the zipper,

know how many drinks you can handle,
theres only one way to find out.

dont be afraid to dance
or sing or else you will miss out on alot

sleep is good