Herculisms

Christ, we have to clean out these cups more often, will you look at the shit in that (tips cup upside down and money falls out.  Sent in by Michelle, of Michelle's Lounge Testiculi:I didn't expect the ground to move, but i least expected you to. OH my my my deliliah Del: Dont you dare say the next bit Oh why why why Deliliah Del: I warned you! Bloody kid, he wouldnt know if someone was up him sideways with an armfull of deckchairs Labia: OH get real mum!! I'm not marrying someone with.......bigger tits than me! Stretch: I can see right up your nose Bawk Bawk Bawk.......oh.......missed mi queue.......just act casual....bawk bawk......oh fuck this for a joke. Fanny:Anyone care for a crepe while they wait Ted: No thanks, just been.....OH you mean crepe!!! Hercules: What! he's here already!! I havent got enough baby oil on my musicles Labia: oooooooh what a jerk. Hercules: No need to thank me, I'm always saving young virgins. Labia: Virgin, are you kidding! I've seen more knobs than a locksmith! Labia: Look thanks for saving me and all that, but get your hand off mi left tit and put me down!!! Labia: Mum, who's the stupidest person in the world Why Hercules of course dear!! Labia: Well, say hello!!!! Hey are you Samson? Sam: yeah why WHACK should have said no 'ey... Mechismo: ooooh if 'es noones I'll have 'im!!! Well this is a first, carrying an unconscious guy into a pub. Dont!! if you come any closer i'll throw up! Ooooh kinky I like that.... Mechismo: I'll fight you on one condition, that you lower your nipples. Mechismo: Oooooooh not mums paper mache Coluuuuumn!!!! Mechismo: and when you finished i want it down in a lovely shade of puce ok!! Dont talk to any strangers my darlin' Mechismo: oooh if only Careful on the roads Mechismo: always aaaammm!! (singing.....i know what boys like, i know what guys want)                             HOME

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