GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA!!! How is everyone doing today?
<Roaring crowd>
Man have I seen EVERYTHING! Australia has everything I could possible want. Rocks. Trees. Water. Oh wait, that's Canada. I mean, look at these anthills?!!!
The minute I stepped off the plane, I was sure glad I brought my bottle of Stay-Freeze. PHEW...sure is hot. So I'm standing outside the airport, not quite sure what to do, when this presentable young chap approaches me. He asks if I've ever been to Australia before, and I tell him, "Hell No! The place is so big, I don't even know where to start." He was so nice to me. Not only did he hook me up with Australia's national dish, he sold me the best transportation I could ever have down under. It's a little bumpy and sometimes unpredictable, but OHHHH...the places I have seen!
OUCH! Driver, slow down a bit ya? Can't you see this sunburn! I can't handle all the bumps right now!!!!
