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| What is your nickname and why? "I haven t got a nickname, I'm afraid - but I m sure every one else is working on one." At school were you a dunce or a teachers pet? "I went to loads of schools. At private school I was a teachers pet, then I went to a normal school where I got a reputation for smoking behind the bike sheds and dressing in black, you know the score!" What was your first shag like? "Wonderful and crap at the same time. I enjoyed it, but I don't think she did. Well at 13 you don't know what you are doing. I felt elated afterwards." Who is your best friend? "My girlfriend Toni and our cats Lilith, Mushka and Rumble." What s the best pet you have ever had? "I had my friends baby python for six weeks while he moved house. it escaped in our school and lodged behind the radiator for two weeks to keep warm. It was quite a panic..." Have you ever been arrested? "Quite a few times! Once when I had a fight with someone. Then there was skateboarding, trespassing and breaking and entering! That one wasn t my fault; we went ghost hunting, as you do. I also got done for stealing from the local Tesco in our village. No charges pressed though." What would you be if you weren t a rock star? "I m not a rock star anyway. But probably a headcase. Or maybe if I wasn't a head case I'd be a rock star. Perhaps I would be a journalist." How would you describe yourself on a blind date form? "Weird, slightly small in stature, sarcastic and crap in bed. No lets be fair... I don't think that I'd ever go on a blind date, so it doesn t matter." What is the most extravagant thing you have ever brought? "I recently brought a TV for �1200. Its not the most I have ever spent, but I'd say that's a extravagant. I rarely watch TV just a lot of films. But it s the bogs bollocks, Sony with different speakers every where. Star Wars` is f**king incredible on it." Who's gagging for a shagging? "Apart from the missus, (actress) Jane Seymour. If you imagine her where she did the Sinbad and Bond films. She 's my favorite woman ever. Gorgeous." Who s gagging for a smacking? "All of Manowar. When I was a kid I f**king loved them, but the last album was pitiful. It wasn t heavy metal it was rock! Give it some f**king welly lads! Apart from Manowar, our Prime Minister deserves a good smack. He's so see through. With everything he says you re like F**k off!" Who would you least like to see naked? "The rest of the band. I don't look at them if I can help it!" What s the best rumor you have heard about your self? "That me and the rest of the band were involved in a gay porno film that was shown in Denmark. Apparently 40 or 50 fans saw it with their own eyes. I always wondered what happened when I took a sleeping aid on tour and woke with a sore ring..." What s your fave joke? "It s too rude and offensive! Our rhythm guitarist (Gian) is my favorite joke. He's everybody's in fact." If you were marooned on a desert island without food. Which member of Cradle of Filth would you eat first? "Nic (drummer)-there's plenty of him to go round." Which Cradle of Filth song would you choose to donate to an album called Crap Songs Of Our Time ? "The last four albums. It'd be a best seller! You ve got to get some notoriety for releasing the worst albums ever!" What s your drug of choice? "Going on stage, its such a natural high. I do a few drugs such as marijuana, but I would say going on stage is best. Do some cocaine and go on-stage, and it'll blow your f**king heart out!" What does God look like? "Like our keyboardist lector who poses as a priest. Any club he goes to, he gets a string of girls wanting to be converted! Then he has a few drinks and turns into Rudas Priest! God must look like him; He s got a sense of humor." When you die how would you like to go? "In a coffin." |