MrUnderworld1: *watches Achilles scramble to his feet pathetically and walk away in a clumsy, yet horrified, fashion*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:...*proud*..dumb bastard....he'll be back.....*ahem*...excuse me....yea, move...*makes his way over close to
Hera*
CharmedOne2689: *conversing with a group of goddesses...Athena and them...and just enjoying herself*
MrUnderworld1: *goes to say something, but sees she's havin' a good time and doesn't bother her at all...moves away and leans on the
other end of the bar*
MrUnderworld1: .....I can't believe I'm doin' this...
Bartender:..hey, pretty lady....what will it be?
Hades: *spins around, disguises voice*...oh...uh...make it a shot of vodka, pal....
Bartender:...oh, fiesty...alright, then sister, you got it...*serves "her" drink*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:...*comes up behind Achilles*..hey, Achilles....*giggles*...do you remember ME?
MrUnderworld1: Achilles: what the? *spins around*....YOU!...you nasty bitch....
Hades:...oh, don't use such mean words...I was just playin' around with ya, Achilles, babe.....let's go have some "fun"...
Achilles:...but...but I...wait!
Hades: NONSENSE...*takes him by the arm*..come over here and get a drink with me...
CharmedOne2689: ...........
MrUnderworld1: *brings him over to the counter*......Bartender!...he'll have a Margarita!
Achilles: I will not!
Hades:...with a lil' cherry in it, too.....hehehe....
CharmedOne2689: *thinks Hades looks familiar, but can't remember who it is and shrugs it off*
MrUnderworld1: *waits for the bartender to walk off to get the order, grabs Achilles from behind the head and slams him forward on the
counter, slamming his head on it, knocks Achilles out, Achilles falls to the floor*.........uh oh.....oops.....hehehe...*giggles*....
CharmedOne2689: *goes back to talking*
MrUnderworld1: *the crowd falls silent for a moment and looks over at Hades and the fallen Achilles*....
CharmedOne2689: *all the goddesses stare at Hades over Hera's shoulder, she turns around to see what's going on*
MrUnderworld1: ....he was a bad boy......*innocent smile*....get someone to clean him up...
Bartender:...oh...where'd he go? *has drink*...
Hades:....oh...I'll take that, thanks...*takes the margarita for himself*...*giggles to himself*
MrUnderworld1: *the minotaur guards come and toss Achilles out*
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: I've never seen her before....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *think to himself: damn, women get away with alot!*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Hmph...she just went and hurt that poor mortal
CharmedOne2689: *they all whisper about him*
MrUnderworld1: *goes back to leaning on the counter*
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: Someone go invite her to chat with us...she's over there all alone...
CharmedOne2689: *takes her drink from the bartender and thanks him*
CharmedOne2689: Well....I noticed you were sitting alone and was wondering if perhaps you would like to join the other goddesses and
myself.....
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, really?..oh, well, I'd be honored....really I would...but....I'm not a very social person...don't know how interesting
I'll be, heh heh....
CharmedOne2689: oh, don't be silly....I'm boring too.....so it won't matter....
MrUnderworld1: (he sounds like....um...who does he sound like?...he sounds like...who does he sound like? He has to sound like
someone!)
CharmedOne2689: (hmmm....mrs. malloy, lol)
MrUnderworld1: (no no...sick, no..)
CharmedOne2689: (or like, your grandmom....lmao)
MrUnderworld1: (you're real funny, really...)
CharmedOne2689: (I'm only kidding, jeez)
MrUnderworld1: (...hmm....)
MrUnderworld1: (..um...damn! who?)
CharmedOne2689: (hmmm....)
MrUnderworld1: (whatever, the Hades lady sounds like me...who else WOULD he sound like? I sound like Hades, so, it works....)
CharmedOne2689: oh, I think I am....and you won't know until you come with me over there....
MrUnderworld1: Hero:...*comes up to Hades*.....oh, heeeey baby...wanna come and go-
Hades:...away from me now, and you won't loose something precious...
Hero:...ok, moving on...*walks off like nothing happened*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:..*looks annoyed*....sure, whatever...you want me to join yas?...fine..ok....
MrUnderworld1: *finishes drink and sets empty glass on the counter*
MrUnderworld1: ...don
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderworld1: don't mind if I smoke do ya?*
CharmedOne2689: No, I've gotten used to it.....
MrUnderworld1: ......heh...yea....heh heh....
MrUnderworld1: "used to it"...good...*puffs on cigar*
CharmedOne2689: *leads him over to where Athena, Artemis and Demeter are waiting*
MrUnderworld1: .....hi....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: HELLO! I'm Demeter!
MrUnderworld1: ...hey, how are ya, Demeter..I'm-*pauses*...uh....
MrUnderworld1: *gives a smile*..oh, look at how utterly adorable that owl is! hehehe! *giggles*
MrUnderworld1: he's sooo cute...
CharmedOne2689: oh, thank you......he's like a son to me....
MrUnderworld1: .....oh, that's nice..
MrUnderworld1: .....that's so nice..
MrUnderworld1: (LMFAO(
MrUnderworld1: )*
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: Hi there, Temptest, I'm Artemis...
CharmedOne2689: (lol, he has no clue how to act)
CharmedOne2689: (it's sad)
MrUnderworld1: (I know!)
MrUnderworld1: (LMFAO)
MrUnderworld1: ...Artemis?...nice to meet you...
CharmedOne2689: oh, the pleasure's mine......
MrUnderworld1: ...............yea
CharmedOne2689: Hera: And you've already met me....I'm Hera....
MrUnderworld1: ....yes, yes I have...nice to meet you as well....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: So, Temptest, where are you from?
MrUnderworld1: oh....oh, me?
MrUnderworld1: ...uh...
MrUnderworld1: ...well, ya know.......
MrUnderworld1: .......that place, yea...
CharmedOne2689: ...............
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: the Underworld....yes, that's where I'm from...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Really?
MrUnderworld1: .....not in tartarus, no...more or less off a LONG ways down the river...I'm just an Underworldian Nymph.....don't really
see us that much....
MrUnderworld1: .....yea...
CharmedOne2689: oh, I see....
CharmedOne2689: so you know Hades?
MrUnderworld1: *pause*....Hades?....OH Hades!...yea, I haven't seen him in a LONG time, that old smoothie.....he's such a nice guy,
really he is.....
CharmedOne2689: oh, you aren't telling me anything new....
MrUnderworld1: ...no?..that's good then...
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: I think Hera, of all people, would know....
MrUnderworld1: really?
MrUnderworld1: oh, do tell....
MrUnderworld1: *giggles*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Well, she IS married to him....
MrUnderworld1: wow!...neat!
MrUnderworld1: (lmfao!)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: And I suppose we can all agree that she's proven our opinions of him wrong....
MrUnderworld1: .....what's it like bein' married to the "god of the dead", Hera?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Well, it's different from what I'm used to....but it's nice...*smile*
MrUnderworld1: I know that Hecate was after him for awhile.....I mean, ALL of us women down there were.....he's something to fight
for, mmmhmmm.....
CharmedOne2689: *they all give him weird looks*
MrUnderworld1: heh....you know...yea
CharmedOne2689: Athena: He isn't so bad, though...he saved me that one time when Hecate came...
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: Mmhmm, and he made me the godmother of his son *fat smile*
MrUnderworld1: ....how sweet!
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: Well, he DID beat my brother up *annoyed look*
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, that's too bad....fights break out every once in awhile....
MrUnderworld1: .....who got beat up more?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Artemis, you know Apollo started that....don't even argue....
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: Well, Apollo did.....
MrUnderworld1: .......HA!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *stares at him*
MrUnderworld1: .................*ahem*....poor Apollo....*shakes head and looks to the floor*
MrUnderworld1: ....that mean ol' Hades beatin' down on him like that?....for shame...
CharmedOne2689: *looks Hades over* You look terribly familiar........are you sure we haven't met before?
MrUnderworld1: ....met?....oh no no no no, I don't think we've EVER met before....if we have, I have a terrible memory, I forget.....but,
I'm pretty sure no....yea, no...
CharmedOne2689: *frown* It's just....you look so familiar.....
MrUnderworld1: ....I do?
MrUnderworld1: oh...like who?
CharmedOne2689: hmmm.....*thinks*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: She looks a tad like Hades.....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *eyes widen* You're right!
MrUnderworld1: maybe if you've met my sisters in the Underworld....we all look alike!
MrUnderworld1: .....like Hades?..oh, I wish I did...I think he's SO handsome, that stud....
CharmedOne2689: besides, Hades would be devastated
MrUnderworld1: ...yes....DEVASTATED, I'm sure...
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: And Hera.....if Hades was a woman....
MrUnderworld1: .............................
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Oh, I don't even want to think about that.....
MrUnderworld1: .........wow
CharmedOne2689: Athena: But what would you DO?
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: Yeah, like, if it happened?
MrUnderworld1: ...yea, what would you do?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Well.....I...I really don't know.....I mean, I would stay with him, of course....but it would be awkward...
CharmedOne2689: and of course, we wouldn't be able to stay married.....
MrUnderworld1: ...........well.....well, no...no, there HAS to be ways to fix it...
CharmedOne2689: Athena: But what if there isn't?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: That would just be horrible.....
MrUnderworld1: ....oh.....knowing Hades, he'd find a way to fix it if it KILLS him....
CharmedOne2689: well....that's true....and I would do the same....
MrUnderworld1: ...or he'd just hang himself somewhere......
CharmedOne2689: well, I would hope not.....
MrUnderworld1: ......*shrug*
CharmedOne2689: I'd rather help him find a solution than have him do something so....drastic....
MrUnderworld1: .....Hades can get like that...we've heard him carryin' on SO many times....
CharmedOne2689: well...he hasn't gotten too upset in a while...anger-wise, anyway
MrUnderworld1: he's definetely been more quiet, I will agree....
CharmedOne2689: I wonder why?
MrUnderworld1: ...that voice of his echos throughout the entire Underworld.....
MrUnderworld1: couldn't say....
CharmedOne2689: hmm....
CharmedOne2689: Athena: He's so much more docile these days...
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: He's a family man.....
MrUnderworld1: ....awww...
MrUnderworld1: Hera, tell me...does he make a good husband?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Does he make a good husband?
MrUnderworld1: yea....does he?
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderworld1: well.....I'll take that smile for a yes.....
CharmedOne2689: No, no....he's definitely a wonderful husband.....
MrUnderworld1: .......really?
CharmedOne2689: Yes.....yes he is....
CharmedOne2689: and I wouldn't have it any other way than to be with him
MrUnderworld1: ......wow...
MrUnderworld1: .....I'm happy for ya, then..
CharmedOne2689: thank you.....
CharmedOne2689: Athena: It surprises me that he's a good husband...who would've thought?
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: And for him to raise kids....
MrUnderworld1: ......well, every husband has his ups and downs.....what's some of his "downs"?....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: his 'downs'? well.....everyone knows about his temper, of course. But that isn't really his fault. And recently
he's taken to drinking again....that's why I locked the wine closet and hid the key, because I hate it when he gets drunk
MrUnderworld1: ...........oh
CharmedOne2689: other than that......he's wonderful......
MrUnderworld1: ......that's all?....just him gettin' drunk?
CharmedOne2689: hmm.....yes, I think so....
CharmedOne2689: Like I said, I got used to the smoking
MrUnderworld1: .......yea.....smokin'....
CharmedOne2689: Athena: He curses a lot....
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, does he now?
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: In front of the children, even....
MrUnderworld1: .....what a disgrace!
CharmedOne2689: Athena: And I've heard Eris use quite a colorful vocabulary, Hera....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: .....oh dear, that's bad...
CharmedOne2689: Well, part of it is just the way Eris is....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: But her language is obviously influenced by Hades...
MrUnderworld1: ......oh no...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Well....it doesn't matter. There's no way to change it now....
MrUnderworld1: .......yea
MrUnderworld1: kids are kids, too, ya know....
CharmedOne2689: mm, that's true
MrUnderworld1: they're just curious and everything...
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Little Thanatos...gods, he's the spitting image of Hades
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, I'm sure he's so cute!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Oh, he's adorable....
MrUnderworld1: hehehe!
CharmedOne2689: But the kids are all home with Hades....
CharmedOne2689: I couldn't bring them
MrUnderworld1: .....yes.....with Hades.....
MrUnderworld1: home..
MrUnderworld1: yea...
MrUnderworld1: .......mmmhhmm....
CharmedOne2689: Well, hebe revolted and said she wasn't watching her siblings anymore
CharmedOne2689: we always make her babysit *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ........poor child...
CharmedOne2689: I want to be home more for them....but....there's just so much chaos...
MrUnderworld1: I....I...I'm gonna go get another drink....I'll be back....
MrUnderworld1: *getting sick of talking to them about HIMSELF, goes off and orders a shot*
MrUnderworld1: *leans up against the counter where he was before*
CharmedOne2689: (brb)
MrUnderworld1: (kk)
CharmedOne2689: (back)
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Well, she seems nice...
MrUnderworld1: *some guy comes up and grabs Hades' butt*
Hades:....*slips, says in his voice accidentally* KEEP OFF!....*socks the guy in the face, he crashes into a table*.....*the crowd falls silent
again*...*ahem, gains his disguised voice back*....he was being rough with me....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *heard Hades yell*
MrUnderworld1: *leans back on the counter like absolutely nothing happened*
CharmedOne2689: There's something about that woman, though.....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: Like what?
MrUnderworld1: *once again, the guards come and take away the knocked out mortal*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I can't quite put my finger on it....
MrUnderworld1: *comes back after he finishes his drink*...hey girls....how you all doin'?
MrUnderworld1: everyone have their drinks tonight?
CharmedOne2689: Athena: We're fine....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: I don't drink....
CharmedOne2689: Artemis: Already had some....
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, c'mon, Demeter, babe.....just have one.....
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: No, I don't think so....it's a nasty habit....
MrUnderworld1: ...habit?..just one is a habit?
MrUnderworld1: ....one is nuthin'.....
MrUnderworld1: have one and enjoy yourself!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *still suspicious of 'Temptest'*
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: Maybe later....
MrUnderworld1: here...I'll go and order ya a bloody mary....you'll love
it!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *idea*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Oh, no, please stay and talk
MrUnderworld1: but Demeter needs a drink.....I'll be back....
MrUnderworld1: *starts to make his way back to the bartender*
MrUnderworld1: ....hey! bloody mary, pronto...
MrUnderworld1: *the bartender goes off to get the drink ready*
MrUnderworld1: *waits*
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: Hmph....
MrUnderworld1: *returns with the drink*...here ya are,
Demeter...*hands it to her*..try it, you'll love it, you really will...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *fake sad sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ...besides, a little drink always makes a night out on the
town seem so much-Hera?
MrUnderworld1: *pauses, still handing the drink to Demeter*
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: *takes the drink* Hera? What's the matter?
