CharmedOne2689: (there's no keeping secrets from hera!)
MrUnderworld1: (....wait....nah)
CharmedOne2689: (......)'
MrUnderworld1: (ha)
MrUnderworld1: (*fidgety*)
CharmedOne2689: (tell me tell me tell me!)
MrUnderworld1: (oy vey!)
CharmedOne2689: And I thought we would never get to lay here like
this again.....
MrUnderworld1: (alright...alright, ok)
CharmedOne2689: (yay!)
MrUnderworld1: (...alright, here's how it goes..I have to tell you
anyway, cause there's nothing to rp at the moment...)
CharmedOne2689: (lol, I know)
MrUnderworld1: (ok, the gods always throw this celebration for all the
magnificent mortal heros...ok? Well, it's more or less a big bachelor party
where the heros can have fun with all the goddesses and sexy nymphs and
demi-goddesses and what have you...)
CharmedOne2689: (lol, I see where this is going)
MrUnderworld1: (no, you don't)
MrUnderworld1: (so, Athena asks Hera if she wants to join her...Of
course, Hades HATES the idea, but, he trusts Hera in the end...besides,
Athena's a virgin and yea, whatever....)
CharmedOne2689: (sthu)
MrUnderworld1: (no, it's said correctly.....stFu, ok? let me finish)
MrUnderworld1: (so, hera goes..and Hades, being paranoid, watches her
every movement on the Tartarus Vision...)
MrUnderworld1: (who was it that she turned to stone cause Hades was
jealous all those years back?)
CharmedOne2689: (Achilles)
MrUnderworld1: (alright, well, Achilles got turned back somehow...and
he's bent on gettin' Hera back...he's got a mortality knife hidden in his
toga and Hades hears him on the TV tellin' Perseus his plan to give Hera
some payback...)
MrUnderworld1: (Well, Hades tries to get in...but, no GODS
allowed...and no mortal men if they're not heros....so...yea, he's gotta
disguise himself as a woman! he's gonna hate it, but he's gotta get in to tell
hera!...yea...he has the same voice, but he can change it when he wants to)
MrUnderworld1: (Hera won't have ANY idea who the hell it is...till she
hears his REAL voice....and she'll get a big kick outta that....all the men
are hittin' on him, too...gods, won't he be pissed....)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: (yea...)
CharmedOne2689: (yay)
CharmedOne2689: (ou FINALLY told me, jeez!)
CharmedOne2689: (*you)
MrUnderworld1: (yea, I guess it'll be held at some hall or something)
CharmedOne2689: (hmmm...yeah....someplace fancy)
MrUnderworld1: (yup)
MrUnderworld1: (Hades doesn't look half bad as a woman)
MrUnderworld1: (lmfao)
CharmedOne2689: (lol, you're weird)
MrUnderworld1: (I know)
MrUnderworld1: (don't ask me WHY I thought of it...LMFAO)
CharmedOne2689: (hmm...so that's settled, but what do we rp now?)
CharmedOne2689: (its cause you're a retard)
MrUnderworld1: (I dunno....you wanna start that madness? It'll have to
start tomorrow...Athena all has to visit to invite Hera and Hades flips out)
CharmedOne2689: (we can start it now)
MrUnderworld1: *wow, they fall asleep after having some fun and now
it's the next morning and Hades is just wakin' up, yay?*
MrUnderworld1: *stretches*....*looks over at Hera*.....good morning,
Hera...
CharmedOne2689: hmmmm?
MrUnderworld1: .......*smile*
MrUnderworld1: *runs his fingers through her hair*
CharmedOne2689: *smiles*
MrUnderworld1: ...how'd ya sleep?
CharmedOne2689: good.....
MrUnderworld1: ....nice to hear...
CharmedOne2689: It was nice not having to sleep alone again...
MrUnderworld1: *smile*
CharmedOne2689: *yawn*
MrUnderworld1: *also yawns*
CharmedOne2689: *sits up and stretches and all that good stuff&
MrUnderworld1: *sits up*
CharmedOne2689: what do you want for breakfast, dear?
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, I dunno...
MrUnderworld1: *flops back down in bed*...I'm not that hungry...
CharmedOne2689: oh.....
MrUnderworld1: *stomach growls loudly*
MrUnderworld1: .............
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: not that hungry...
CharmedOne2689: you used to be a good liar, Hades.....but these
days....*shakes her head*
MrUnderworld1: ....hey, c'mon
MrUnderworld1: I can still lie pretty good...
MrUnderworld1: have I lost my touch that much?
CharmedOne2689: I don't know.....
CharmedOne2689: you're asking someone who believes anything she's
told
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: you're not THAT gullible...
CharmedOne2689: I may as well be...*chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: knock it off.....*stomach growls again*...well, you
heard me, what's for breakfast?
CharmedOne2689: whatever you want
MrUnderworld1: what do we have out there?
CharmedOne2689: anything and everything....
CharmedOne2689: I went shopping while you weren't here....I just
needed some time to think, not to mention we needed food anyway
MrUnderworld1: *chuckle*...
MrUnderworld1: well...
MrUnderworld1: I dunno!
MrUnderworld1: surprise me!
CharmedOne2689: anything you want, Hades...
CharmedOne2689: the choice is yours
CharmedOne2689: it isn't a life or death situation
MrUnderworld1: .....I...I can't think on an empty stomach!
MrUnderworld1: just make something...anything!
CharmedOne2689: no, you have to choose!
MrUnderworld1: c'mon!
CharmedOne2689: we'll have Hades shaped pancakes *laughs*
MrUnderworld1: what?
MrUnderworld1: no, just make some nice simple eggs....ok?
CharmedOne2689: just eggs?
MrUnderworld1: I dunno!
CharmedOne2689: no toast?
CharmedOne2689: no bacon, sausage or ham?
CharmedOne2689: no potatoes?
CharmedOne2689: no hashbrowns?
CharmedOne2689: JUST eggs?
MrUnderworld1: .....hey, with all that other stuff...it might just be
good...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: *gets up, big stretch*
CharmedOne2689: alright, off to work I go....*gets out of bed*
MrUnderworld1: c'mon, I'm starvin here...
CharmedOne2689: complaining and whining will get you nothing
MrUnderworld1: *slips on his undershirt and toga* yadda yadda.....you
know? I need coffee! *runs off to the kitchen*
MrUnderworld1: *starts making a pot for himself*
CharmedOne2689: *follows him to the kitchen and starts breakfast*
MrUnderworld1: *downs a cup of coffee*...why don't you like coffee?
MrUnderworld1: it's good!
CharmedOne2689: hmm...I don't know....I just like tea better
CharmedOne2689: coffee is too bitter
MrUnderworld1: ..too bitter? *shrug* whatever...
CharmedOne2689: *finishes up quickly enough*
CharmedOne2689: From now on, make breakfast more
challenging...here's your food....*sets it on the table*
MrUnderworld1: yes! food!
MrUnderworld1: and challenging?
MrUnderworld1: why?
MrUnderworld1: I just wanna eat!
CharmedOne2689: *eggs, hashbrowns,toast, bacon, sausage and leeches
on the side*
CharmedOne2689: I know, but eggs?
MrUnderworld1: I dunno!
CharmedOne2689: honestly...anyone can make eggs...*smile*
MrUnderworld1: I'm not a breakfast person..
MrUnderworld1: *chows down*
MrUnderworld1: leeches, yes!
MrUnderworld1: *mixes everything together*
CharmedOne2689: it's not supposed to be ONE food....but....*shrug*
MrUnderworld1: hey, it's all good...
MrUnderworld1: *makes a little sandwich with the toast*
CharmedOne2689: *gets herself some and eats as well*
MrUnderworld1: *wolfs down breakfast, sits back in the chair*.....aah,
that hit the spot, babe.....thanks...
CharmedOne2689: of course, dear...anytime
MrUnderworld1: *finishes his coffee, too*
MrUnderworld1: (athena has to come soon! yay!)
CharmedOne2689: (yay, you can make her come)
MrUnderworld1: (nah, I hate athena)
CharmedOne2689: (*rolls eyes*)
CharmedOne2689: *starts cleaning up breakfast's mess*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: *POOFITY POOF*
MrUnderworld1: *jumps*...Athena....oh..hey
MrUnderworld1: scared me, there.....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Good morning, Athena...
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Hello Hades, Hera.....sorry to drop in so
suddenly...
MrUnderworld1: ...uh, no prob...
CharmedOne2689: BUT Hera, I wanted to invite you to join me at the
Annual Mortal Bachelor Festival this afternoon.....
MrUnderworld1: *chokes on his last bit of coffee*
MrUnderworld1: *cough cough*...annual WHAT?
CharmedOne2689: The annual...mortal...bachelor....festival. They hold
it every year at the hall in Athens
MrUnderworld1: .....ok...*slowly stands*...the word I'm not likin' is
"bachelor"...
CharmedOne2689: oh, it isn't what you think it is.....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Then what is it, exactly?
MrUnderworld1: yea, what IS it?
MrUnderworld1: *looks annoyed*
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Well, it's simply a party for the mortal
bachelors to, you know, enjoy themselves with the more...divine...women
CharmedOne2689: goddesses, nymphs and the like are all invited
MrUnderworld1: ...WHAT mortal bachelors, exactly?
CharmedOne2689: just mortal bachelors in general...mostly the heroic
ones with no time for a family or steady relationship
CharmedOne2689: Thank you, Hades....*kisses him on the forehead*
MrUnderworld1: ..yea..yea...
CharmedOne2689: I won't stay long....
CharmedOne2689: I'll be home to make dinner....
MrUnderworld1: doesn't matter....just have fun...
CharmedOne2689: love you.....
MrUnderworld1: love ya, too, babe...
MrUnderworld1: and Athena!
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Yes?
MrUnderworld1: ........anyone lays a finger on her and you CUT it off
with that sword of yours, you hear me?
MrUnderworld1: ...you can cut somethin' else off em, too....if you know
what I mean...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: *folds arms and looks serious again*
CharmedOne2689: I swear to you that Hera will come back safe and
sound....
CharmedOne2689: no one will even touch her, alright?
MrUnderworld1: ...hmm, she better...
MrUnderworld1: .......NO ONE.....
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle* You're acting like her father or
something...just don't worry about her. She's a grown woman, and she's
way too loyal anyway
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Not that that's a bad thing....
MrUnderworld1: ....no, it's not...
MrUnderworld1: and I'm not acting like her father!
MrUnderworld1: c'mon!
MrUnderworld1: that's an INSULT...
CharmedOne2689: Athena: Oh, you are too....you're too
overprotective...
MrUnderworld1: I am not!
CharmedOne2689: Yes you are
MrUnderworld1: ....Hmmph....
MrUnderworld1: fine...
MrUnderworld1: I am..
MrUnderworld1: whatever..
CharmedOne2689: alright....we'll see you soon, Hades....
MrUnderworld1: ....*sigh*...seeya, ladies..
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Bye, dear....
MrUnderworld1: have fun, babe...
CharmedOne2689: *vanisharific*
CharmedOne2689: *at the hall in Athens*
MrUnderworld1: *runs off, grabs some chocolate he's been storing for
this opportunity and runs off to the bedroom and immediately hooks up
the TV*
CharmedOne2689: (oh, he's so horrible...lol)
MrUnderworld1: ok, at least I can sneak some chocolate....but I'm
watchin' her every move....*channels in on her*
MrUnderworld1: ......*sees the hall all done up*..for god's sake, why
can't I be invited to a bachelor party? *immitating Athena with her
accent*...no GODS allowed.....bleh!
CharmedOne2689: Athena: See, Hera, all you need is some time with other people. You're always in the underworld with Hades...its
nice to get out once in a while
MrUnderworld1: let's see here...we've got...uh....all these hero dudes...wow, ALOT of hero dudes.....wait...wait, wft!? *sees
Achilles*...he's supposed to be DEAD!...*hears achilles talking to perseus*...*sees him slip a blade in his toga*...what!? Revenge on
Hera!?...but...but that wasn't HER fault, AH GOD DAMN IT!
MrUnderworld1: *hits himself in the forehead*...RRRRRR, gods, nothing ever goes right!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *yay, oblivious as usual*
MrUnderworld1: chocolate first....*goes to take a bite of chocolate, but then sees Achilles searching for Hera*...SHIT! *drops the
chocolate and vanishes*
MrUnderworld1: (lol..."chocolate first")
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: *appears at the gates, sees these two minotaurs as guards*...hey, fellas.....would ya mind lettin' me in, I gotta pick
someone up...thanks...I appreciate it....*goes to walk in, they grab him by the back of his shirt and throw him off the steps*...Oof! HEY!
MrUnderworld1: FINE!....
MrUnderworld1: ....*tries the shadow trick, they still find him and throw him away*....STOP THAT!
MrUnderworld1: *desperately tries to just charge past, they pick him right off the ground and toss him aside*
MrUnderworld1: *comes back five minutes later disguised as a mortal*
MrUnderworld1: Taur:...alright, we're bulls, but we ain't stupid..
Hades:...say what?...I'm a waiter, guys!....guys? COME ON!!! *they throw him off again*
MrUnderworld1: Taur: NO GODS ALLOWED!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *flames back into himself, temper tantrum* *stomps off again*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *actually having a drink for the first time in years*
MrUnderworld1: alright...the only way I'm gonna get in is...no! No you can't do it, Hades...DON'T.....but...it's the only way.....you're
gonna hate it!...I know! But...but I have no choice.....*sigh*..here goes nothing...*disguises himself as a women (you know what he looks
like)...still blue, fangs, yea...)
MrUnderworld1: ......*same voice at the moment*...WHOA!...EEEW!!......I mean...*ahem*...*voice totally changes*.....eeew, sick...
MrUnderworld1: *still has the same eyes, too, wee!*
CharmedOne2689: Achilles: *spots Hera all the way across the room*
MrUnderworld1: *waltzes up to the minostaurs, not walking very womenish, but, hey, he's tryin' here*
MrUnderworld1: hey, boys...*they let him right in*
MrUnderworld1: ...you're sweethearts...*spits at them, then giggles and runs away*
MrUnderworld1: *pushes through the crowd*...
MrUnderworld1: *sees athena first*
MrUnderworld1: *then sees Hera next to her*...
MrUnderworld1: HERA!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *hears an unfamiliar voice yelling her name, looks around*
MrUnderworld1: *goes up to Achilles to distract him*
MrUnderworld1: hey, big boy..how are you?
Achilles:...*turned on*...oh, and who are YOU might I ask?
MrUnderworld1: Hades:...um....*achilles puts his arm around him*....uh...RAPE!...*kicks Achilles in the nuts, Achilles falls to the floor,
Hades hurries away from the scene*
CharmedOne2689: (lmao)
MrUnderworld1: (lmfao)(
MrUnderworld1: Achilles:...you bitch!
CharmedOne2689: (crap, g2g!)
MrUnderworld1: Hades:......*his normal voice*..ah, shuddup if you know what's good for ya, pal...
Achilles: *horrified*
Hades:...oops, *ahem*...quiet, silly..
MrUnderworld1: (AAAAW MAN!!! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!)
