CharmedOne2689: *enters lobby of Athens Diner, alone*
MrUnderworld1: *not there*
CharmedOne2689: *waiting patiently*
CharmedOne2689: *waits for an hour*
MrUnderworld1: Mortal man: *at the front desk* LOOK! The sky
has gone black!
CharmedOne2689: *glances out window in horror*
MrUnderworld1: *all the mortals look and gather curiously
upwards*
CharmedOne2689: Fat woman: It's the apocalypse!
MrUnderworld1: *suspicious talk is exchanged anong them all*
MrUnderworld1: Another women: oh honey *turns to her
husband* what are we going to do? THINK OF THE KIDS!
Mortal man: well...WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!
MrUnderworld1: *everyone starts to panic*
Insane man: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!
MrUnderworld1: *the diner empties*
CharmedOne2689: *runs outside with the terrified mortals*
CharmedOne2689: *waits for them to depart, then vanishes to
Olympus*
MrUnderworld1: *all the gods are being led off, bound in chains,
and Pain and Panic watching over them*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades is in the throne*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: Hades!
CharmedOne2689: what do you think you're doing?!
MrUnderworld1: *sees Hera* oh HERA! sorry about the
date...minor delay babe....
CharmedOne2689: *expression of shock and grief*
CharmedOne2689: but....but...
MrUnderworld1: you don't mind, right? you can see I've got my
hands full....you know, conquering the cosmos and all...
MrUnderworld1: ..........*rolls eyes* hey look, I'll lay it to you
straight...take it or leave it tootz.....
CharmedOne2689: I thought we had something together!
CharmedOne2689: I thought........you loved me
MrUnderworld1: *all the gods walk forgetfully*
Hades: hey, ask your gods to help....oh I'm sorry! They don't
remeber a thing! I slipped Lethe water into their drinks....cause
Hestia threw a little get together....and hey! drinks around the
house...got everyone too...
CharmedOne2689: *hurt expression*
MrUnderworld1: *sppechless*...........loved.....
MrUnderworld1: well, I NEVER said I didn't babe!
CharmedOne2689: *looks away sorrowfully*
CharmedOne2689: if you really love me, then why did you do
this?
MrUnderworld1: ...........................cause it was a REALLY good
opportunity?
CharmedOne2689: *anger*
CharmedOne2689: I should've know you were going to use me
again....just a pawn in your scheme to take over!
MrUnderworld1: oh c'mon!
CharmedOne2689: I'm now letting you do this!
CharmedOne2689: not*
MrUnderworld1: hey look! I'm actually KING!!
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: *a black crown appears on his head*
MrUnderworld1: BADDA BING!
CharmedOne2689: you were king long before this happened......
CharmedOne2689: well.....then here goes nothing.....
CharmedOne2689: *starts singing*
MrUnderworld1: *the sailors try not to hear*
CharmedOne2689: *sings louder*
MrUnderworld1: Odysseus: NO MEN! Don't listen! it's trickery!
*the men listen anyway, and start to steer the ship towards her*
MrUnderworld1: Ody: no!! You'll bring us all to our DEATHS!!
MrUnderworld1: *tries desperately to stop the boat*
MrUnderworld1: Crap: hey mon...they're gonna crash...just swim
out to 'dem real fast mon...GARARATY!
CharmedOne2689: *stops singing*
CharmedOne2689: swim to them?
MrUnderworld1: *all the men stand on the ship in a stuper*
CharmedOne2689: *dives into the water*
CharmedOne2689: *and starts swimming towards the ship*
MrUnderworld1: Ody: *sees her coming* OH NO!!
MrUnderworld1: the siren! she has spotted us! she's come to take
us away! HURRY MEN!! to the oars!!
CharmedOne2689: *surfaces*
CharmedOne2689: no!
CharmedOne2689: no, wait!
MrUnderworld1: *the men still stand motionless*
CharmedOne2689: I need your help!
MrUnderworld1: Ody: *confused* siren? fair maiden of the sea,
you speak to us kindly?
MrUnderworld1: ........you need of OUR assistance?
CharmedOne2689: yes.....I come on behalf of the Olympian gods!
MrUnderworld1: but we are just travelers.....
MrUnderworld1: how can men such as us help?
MrUnderworld1: *the men still stare*
CharmedOne2689: there's a spell....one that i can use to enchant
a certain god,.....
MrUnderworld1: Ody: tell me of your certain situation, siren...
CharmedOne2689: by helping me, you'll be saving the entire
Olympian family! My brother, Hades....has led the gods to the
underworld and has taken Olymous for himself....
MrUnderworld1: oh I see....
CharmedOne2689: and please, call me Hera
MrUnderworld1: well, for a siren to enchant a GOD with one of
her won songs is inpossible...but take one from the great sea nymphs
of old...and it shall work...guranteed...just make sure he hears every
word of it...for is he does not...it shall do nothing....
MrUnderworld1: (god I really messed up writing THAT one out)
CharmedOne2689: (who cares)\
MrUnderworld1: ..............call you Hera, did you say?
CharmedOne2689: (just hand over the spell, ODYSSEUS)
CharmedOne2689: yes......'tis what i said
MrUnderworld1: well, fine Hera, take this...*hands her a
scroll*.....sing it loud and clear...good luck on the behalf of yourself
and the Olympians.....
CharmedOne2689: *takes scroll*
CharmedOne2689: Thank you, kind traveler...and I won't forget
this...you will be rewarded
MrUnderworld1: so long! Maybe will shall see you again
someday....
MrUnderworld1: *the ship starts to turn away, as they all wave to
her as they leave*
CharmedOne2689: farewell, Odysseus! and i wish you luck on
your journey!
