MrUnderworld1: sorry I'm late...doin' dishes :-D
CharmedOne2689: tis okay
CharmedOne2689: i just got on, myself
MrUnderworld1: oh ok
MrUnderworld1: (you start)
CharmedOne2689: (sure thing)
MrUnderworld1: (you have the drain the tub still right?)
CharmedOne2689: *calls hermes on phone*
CharmedOne2689: (um.....oh well forget it lol)
MrUnderworld1: (ok)
MrUnderworld1: what are you doin'?
CharmedOne2689: Nothing, dear....just sit tight
MrUnderworld1: YOU'RE CALLING POSEIDON, AREN'T
YOU!??!
CharmedOne2689: *nodding and speaking with hermes*
MrUnderworld1: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HE'S COMING TO
FINISH ME OFF!!!
CharmedOne2689: Shush up, hades
CharmedOne2689: *hangs up phone*
MrUnderworld1: *hyserical sobbing*
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: No one is going to finish you off, dear!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: *hermes arrives*
MrUnderworld1: *wheeze*
CharmedOne2689: Hermes, dear
MrUnderworld1: AAAAAAAA!!
CharmedOne2689: wonderful to see you again....
MrUnderworld1: HE SENT HERMES TOO!!!
CharmedOne2689: *glares at hades*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: you too babe....now..what exactly
happened to him?
CharmedOne2689: *whispering to hermes about the 'situation*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *gasp, wheeze, cry*
CharmedOne2689: *concerned look*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: oooooh...got himself into it huh? well,
we gotta help him...i guess....off to the ocean?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
CharmedOne2689: the ocean....*sigh*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: WHAT!??!
MrUnderworld1: NOO!!!
MrUnderworld1: I WON'T GO!!!
MrUnderworld1: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
CharmedOne2689: hades! its your only chance of survival!
MrUnderworld1: *slides out of tub and desperately crawls away,
quite quickly*
CharmedOne2689: and yes, we CAN make you!
MrUnderworld1: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: he's gettin' away!
MrUnderworld1: *hermes flies up and grabs him by the tail*
CharmedOne2689: *watches*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: UNHAND ME POSEIDON HITMAN!!!
CharmedOne2689: poseidon....hitman?
CharmedOne2689: Hermes, watch out!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: what? *confused..then...SLAP!! he gets
whopped in the face by hades' tail*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ME!!!
NEEEEEVER!!
CharmedOne2689: Oh, dea
CharmedOne2689: dear*
CharmedOne2689: I hate to do this but....*golden chains appear
around hades*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *getting up off the ground rubbing head*
jeez...what did I ever do?
CharmedOne2689: you're out of control
CharmedOne2689: nothing, dear
CharmedOne2689: just help me get him in the chariot
CharmedOne2689: I'll take the tail end...he wouldn't hurt me
CharmedOne2689: (....)
MrUnderworld1: (I gotta punch Hermes too)
CharmedOne2689: (oh)
CharmedOne2689: (go ahead)
CharmedOne2689: *clock strikes 3am*
CharmedOne2689: POOF
CharmedOne2689: *hera becomes herself again, no longer gorgon*
CharmedOne2689: finally....now, come along hades....*bends over to
reach for his tail*
CharmedOne2689: (................)
CharmedOne2689: (waiting)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: CHAINS!?! *psychotic glare* you
TRAITORS!!!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: traitors?!
CharmedOne2689: But....we only want to help.....
CharmedOne2689: (computer probs, i assume)
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 7:30:57 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 7:32:18 PM.
MrUnderworld1: omg sorry
CharmedOne2689: its fine...im not gonna kill you or anything lol
MrUnderworld1: Hades: CHAINS!?! YOU TRAITORS!!
CharmedOne2689: Hades, calm down!
CharmedOne2689: *gestures to hermes to help her pick him up*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: I'll get the arms...hopefully he
won't...CRACK!!! *hermes gets socked straight in the face with his
last free hand*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: HADES! why did you do that?!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: uggg....BIND HIS ARMS!! *rubs black
eye*
CharmedOne2689: *bonds hades arms quickly*
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 7:34:56 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 7:42:41 PM.
MrUnderworld1: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CharmedOne2689: lol
MrUnderworld1: SORRY! It keeps freezing..just dead stoping....
CharmedOne2689: hurry before it happens again
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *tries to writhe away viciously, after
punching Hermes, chains still on*
MrUnderworld1: NEVER!!! NEVER!!!
CharmedOne2689: *picks up hades tail*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: man, calm down you nutty fish
stick...we're just trying to help...
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *stops for a sec* what did you just say?
Hermes: I said nutty fish -*pause*-nothing..i didn't say...
CharmedOne2689: oh, dear....here we go again
CharmedOne2689: quickly, hermes!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A!!!
*reaches for Hermes*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: what?
CharmedOne2689: get him while he's distracted!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: oh right, babe! *flies over and grabs
Hades, who's now totally chained*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!!!
CharmedOne2689: *they carry hades to the chariot*
MrUnderworld1: OFF OFF OFF!!!
CharmedOne2689: hades, be still!
CharmedOne2689: would you rather be dead?
MrUnderworld1: *stil screaming flithy swears*
MrUnderworld1: *wriggling around*
CharmedOne2689: *waves hands and a gag appears over hades
mouth*
CharmedOne2689: now stop....fidgeting!
MrUnderworld1: SHUDDUP!! ALL OF YOU!!! AAAAA!! NO!! I
WON'T GO!! YOU CAN"T MAKE ME!! NOOOOOOO!!! *gag*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: thank gods...
CharmedOne2689: *they lay hades in the chariot*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *muffled yelling continues*
CharmedOne2689: I'll sit in back with him...he might try to hurt
you again
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: he's gone completely nutty, babe.,...are
you sure?
CharmedOne2689: I'm positive...no matter how insane he may be,
he'd never hurt me...
CharmedOne2689: we have to get him to the ocean as quickly as
possible....
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *shrug* whatever you say goes...*gets
reins and they're off*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still writhing, gasping for air...for the gag
isn't helping his breathing too much*
CharmedOne2689: *sitting with hades head in her lap, trying to
calm him down*
CharmedOne2689: *takes gag off*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: MMM FRRUMK SSSON!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: hermes, faster!
MrUnderworld1: NO!!! NO!!! I WON'T!!! I WON"T!!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: *getting annoyed*
MrUnderworld1: *getting weak*
CharmedOne2689: YOU WILL!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: I'm going as fast as I can!!
CharmedOne2689: now hush up!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *gasp*..no...I ....won't!
CharmedOne2689: keep going hermes, we're nearly there
MrUnderworld1: *takes deep breath, forcing himself to yell*
MrUnderworld1: *head shaking back and forth*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CharmedOne2689: *shocked*
MrUnderworld1: *choke*
CharmedOne2689: hades!
CharmedOne2689: you're just making yourself worse...
CharmedOne2689: we're nearly there!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: He's just gonna wind up killin' himself if
you ask me, babe...
CharmedOne2689: he would never do that
CharmedOne2689: (are we there yet?!)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: what? nearly!?! *gasp* FOR GODS
SAKE!!! NOOOOOO!! NEVER!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!! NO NO!!
HADES YOU'RE NOT!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!
WHAT!!? SHUDDUP!! NO!!!
MrUnderworld1: (yea sure I don't care)
CharmedOne2689: *raised eyebrow*
MrUnderworld1: (you have to drag him some more he hehe)
CharmedOne2689: *chariot lands on sand*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: well, we're here.....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *sob like wheezing yell* NO HO HO
NOOOO!!!
CharmedOne2689: wonderful....now we have to take him in the
water
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: oh great...*sarcasm*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:................*gasp*
CharmedOne2689: *picks up his tail*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: man, never seen anybody just break
down like he does...
CharmedOne2689: he'll be fine...he's just dehydrated
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *head still going from side to side* NO
NO!!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *picks him up*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *starts to writhe with all his might*
CharmedOne2689: *they carry him into the water (waist deep for
hera)*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: WOULD YOU HOLD STILL!?!
CharmedOne2689: hades, calm down
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *extremely loud filthy swears*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: HADES!
MrUnderworld1: LET GO OF ME!!!
MrUnderworld1: DON'T TOUCH ME!!
MrUnderworld1: GET OFF!!!
MrUnderworld1: NOW!!
MrUnderworld1: LEVE ME ALONE!!
MrUnderworld1: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
CharmedOne2689: *lets go of hades*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *starting to get scared, also lets go*
CharmedOne2689: let go, hermes
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *stare*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:.................*motionless*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: well?
CharmedOne2689: go on....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: SHUDDUP!!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: he looks rather pathetic trying to crawl
still chained up like that.....*giggle*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *squirming around*
CharmedOne2689: (whoopsie)
CharmedOne2689: *realeases hades from chains*
MrUnderworld1: no...no...HECATE WILL TAKE OVER!! I:M
DONE FOR!!
CharmedOne2689: hades, i wont let her take over
MrUnderworld1: *argues with self again*
CharmedOne2689: ill visit you every day, i promise
MrUnderworld1: *poof, chains are off*
MrUnderworld1: the chains! THEY'RE GONE!!
MrUnderworld1: *ignores Hera*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: he's not listening
CharmedOne2689: *wipes away stray tear*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: FREE!! *gasping for wir in between every
word* FREE AT LAST!!
MrUnderworld1: air**
CharmedOne2689: Hermes, we should go now....
MrUnderworld1: *starts to drag himself desperately away from
sea* I WON'T GO!!
CharmedOne2689: you have to....
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: uhh...we gotta get him IN the water,
babe.
CharmedOne2689: (they did)
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: that's it....I'm outta here...
CharmedOne2689: (scroll up, they were in the water)
MrUnderworld1: (whoops)
CharmedOne2689: well, goodbye hades.....
MrUnderworld1: *Hermes flies off)
CharmedOne2689: ill...miss you
MrUnderworld1: Hades: what? who's that?
MrUnderworld1: Hera?
MrUnderworld1: hey...
MrUnderworld1: miss who?
CharmedOne2689: you
MrUnderworld1: what did I miss?
CharmedOne2689: oh, you poor dear....
CharmedOne2689: ill visit you tomorrow
MrUnderworld1: *frown* you'll miss me?
CharmedOne2689: good luck
CharmedOne2689: (g2g)
MrUnderworld1: (aww man! CRAPASTIAN!)
CharmedOne2689: farewell....
CharmedOne2689: *vanishes*
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