Preceding this chapter, Hera is sent on an errand as a gorgon and gets captured by Perseus the head hunter. She is about to be burnt on the stake when Hades, in his dragon form, saves her and changes her back. The gods throw a minor get-together to celebrate... CharmedOne2689: (yay! its the party!)
MrUnderworld1: (ok..I'm just gonna walk in....)
MrUnderworld1: *arives at the gates*
CharmedOne2689: *sets huge steaming bowls on table*
CharmedOne2689: I wonder where Hades is...?
CharmedOne2689: *pulls vodka out and sets it on the table*
MrUnderworld1: *gets impatient...for no one's letting him in*
MrUnderworld1: HEELO!? any service aorund here?
CharmedOne2689: *hears hades on intercom in kitchen*
CharmedOne2689: oh, dear...i didnt unlock the gates
CharmedOne2689: *unlocks gates*
MrUnderworld1: Athena: *rolls eyes* look who showed up..
Ares: oh boy...
Artemis: surprised he actually came...
MrUnderworld1: *Hades strolls in*
CharmedOne2689: hello, dear
MrUnderworld1: HEY! Badda bing....
MrUnderworld1: Hera....babe....lookin' good...
CharmedOne2689: Oh! *runs to salvage burning food from oven*
MrUnderworld1: *sees vodka on table* oh...*yells out to her* MAY I, HERA? *gestures to vodka*
CharmedOne2689: *yells back* help yourself, dear!
MrUnderworld1: alrighty then...*pulls out shotglass and pours some into it*
CharmedOne2689: (heres ur chance! make it quick)
MrUnderworld1: *sees Poseidon walk up to the buffet*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: hey...! PO PO! What's happenin' bro?
Po: *sigh* what do you want?
CharmedOne2689: *coughs from smoke pouring from oven*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls burnt food from oven and dumps it into the garbage disposal*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: I was wondering if you could "expand my territory"....you know...by moving the river styx....I swear I'll split the new found land with you 50/50.....c'mon!
Po: noo! NEVER! the sea is mine!
Hades: the SEA? What's so great about the sea? Wow! YOU GET TO RULE OVER A BUNCH OF LITTLE FISHES!!! OOOOO!!
Po: you know what Hades? You really need to be taught a lesson....
MrUnderworld1: *gods watch them fight*
CharmedOne2689: *puts tray in sink and takes more vodka from shelf*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: what are you gonna do? Poke me with your trident....forgive me if I fail to tremble...
CharmedOne2689: *hairpiece falls out*
CharmedOne2689: oh, dear
MrUnderworld1: Po: no Hades...lets see how YOU like it...living in the ocean...!!! *blasts something form his trident and it hits Hades suare in the chest..and he falls to the ground*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: what have you done!? *vanishes*
MrUnderworld1: Po: *chuckle* he'll think twice before he ever bad mouths the ocean again! HA HA HA!!
*other gods laugh along..even thought they don't know what just happened*
CharmedOne2689: *puts bottles down to pick up her hairpiece and put it on*
CharmedOne2689: *picks up bottles and goes back to dining room*
CharmedOne2689: Where's hades???
MrUnderworld1: Athena: who?
MrUnderworld1: Athena: oh HADES...well....ask Poseidon...
MrUnderworld1: Po: what? ask me what?
CharmedOne2689: never mind, dear...ill just go find him for myself
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *in the underworld*
MrUnderworld1: *mourning one's self*
CharmedOne2689: goes to the underworld and opens door to throne room*
CharmedOne2689: *jaw drops*
MrUnderworld1: *helpless*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
CharmedOne2689: *breaks down in hysterical, uncontrollable laughter*
CharmedOne2689: (something she's never done before)
MrUnderworld1: AAAAAAAAAAA!! *gasp* DON'T LOOOOOK AT ME!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: *choke*
MrUnderworld1: *wheeze*
MrUnderworld1: sh-sh-SHUDDUP!!!
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
CharmedOne2689: *collapses to her knees laughing*
CharmedOne2689: you....you....you're a.....a FISH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MrUnderworld1: *flops around pathetically...for poseidon turned him into...well...a MERMAN!! OMG! this is so wrong*
MrUnderworld1: would you just shuddup!?!
MrUnderworld1: *gasping for air*
MrUnderworld1: ..........*gasp*....*cough*..........*choke*......*wheeze*.........*gettin' dry*
CharmedOne2689: *stops laughing and stares for a moment*
CharmedOne2689: are you alright, dear?
MrUnderworld1: oh no! I;m *gasp* gonna *gasp* DRY THE HELL *choke* UP!!!
CharmedOne2689: *concerned*
CharmedOne2689: well....um....
CharmedOne2689: *idea*
MrUnderworld1: oh yea..I'm....*dry wheeze* absolutely dandy...
CharmedOne2689: I'll go fill the bathtub with water!
CharmedOne2689: *goes into bathroom and fills bathtub*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckles as she walks back to help hades*
CharmedOne2689: you poor dear.....*stifled laughter*
MrUnderworld1: *extremely pathetic*
MrUnderworld1: water? water?
MrUnderworld1: WHERE'S THE WATER!?!
MrUnderworld1: TELL ME WHERE THE WATER IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasps for air again rather desperately*
CharmedOne2689: oh......how can i get you over to the tub?
CharmedOne2689: oh dear
MrUnderworld1: oh...I...*gasp*...hera the wonderous water! FOLLOW IT HADES!! FOLLOW THE WATER!! *starts to helplessly drag himself to tub*
CharmedOne2689: *more hysterical laughter as she attempts to help hades*
MrUnderworld1: Rrrrrr.....*drag*....RRRR...*drag*....almost *gasp*....there....*drag*
MrUnderworld1: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!
CharmedOne2689: *clock strikes midnight*
CharmedOne2689: *POOF*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: NO!!!!!!
CharmedOne2689: NOT AGAIN!
MrUnderworld1: *too busy making his way to the tub*
MrUnderworld1: water...WATER!! *pulls himself in*
MrUnderworld1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
MrUnderworld1: *totally in water, finned head just sticking out*
MrUnderworld1: what's that? what's happenin'? OMGS!
CharmedOne2689: just.....just dont look straight at me....just in case.....
MrUnderworld1: you're a gorgon again?
MrUnderworld1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
CharmedOne2689: *scowl*
CharmedOne2689: be quiet, sharkbait
CharmedOne2689: *crosses arms miserably*
MrUnderworld1: what? oh right..AH HA HA HAH!!!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: YOU LIED!
CharmedOne2689: you said i was cured!
MrUnderworld1: who gets the last laugh now, huh? AAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA!!
MrUnderworld1: *ponts*
MrUnderworld1: *points**
MrUnderworld1: *pause* sharkbait? HEY! shut the hell up, you!
CharmedOne2689: (g2g)
MrUnderworld1: hey, I thought it was cured...i told you there may be some problems!!!
CharmedOne2689: *mumbles bitterly*
MrUnderworld1: but NOOOO!! you just HAD to be turned back earlier now didn;t you?
MrUnderworld1: (NOOOOOOOOOO!)
MrUnderworld1: (he's finally a merman!)
CharmedOne2689: this better not last long...
CharmedOne2689: (i have to!)
CharmedOne2689: (cya tomorrow!)

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