CharmedOne2689: *still playing with the kittens* No, I'm not really that bored....
MrUnderworld1: ...oh...well, that's good...
MrUnderworld1: ...I wouldn't want you bein' bored...
CharmedOne2689: I can occupy myself....
MrUnderworld1: ......*half hearted smile*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *comes into the throne room with Panic*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *huge gasp* KITTENS!!!!!!
MrUnderworld1: *looks over at them*
MrUnderworld1: ...oh gods...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yay! *they run over and like, play with the kittens*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Hey Hades, are you babysitting or something?
MrUnderworld1: ...yea, sure...babysitting...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: For who?
MrUnderworld1: ...I was being sarcastic...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Oh
CharmedOne2689: Panic: But aren't you?
MrUnderworld1: ....it's hera, you idiot...
MrUnderworld1: ....you could say that....
CharmedOne2689: Both: Oooooh....*they stare at her*
MrUnderworld1: *not in the mood*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Do you think she'll play tag with us?
MrUnderworld1: ....play tag?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Yeah!
MrUnderworld1: ....why don't you ask her yourself?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: You should play too!
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, c'mon....I'm not in the mood...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: awww....
MrUnderworld1: *slumps over, leans on his knees*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: He's sad
MrUnderworld1: ....sure...sad...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: We can make ya feel better, Hades!
MrUnderworld1: .....*rolls eyes*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: We tried to play tag with Hebe, but she said no....
MrUnderworld1: ....don't play with Hebe....she's punished...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Oh, we didn't know. What did she do?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Yeah, was she bad?
MrUnderworld1: ....*motions eyes to Hera*...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Ohhh...she did that?
MrUnderworld1: ...Hera plus young equals the work of the goddess of youth.....
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Well that isn't so bad
MrUnderworld1: .....SHE STILL SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!!!
CharmedOne2689: *silence*
MrUnderworld1: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: ............when's dinner?
MrUnderworld1: .....when's dinner?...WHEN'S DINNER!?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, when
MrUnderworld1: Can't you tell that I...am...NOT IN THE MOOD...for god's sake...I dunno!!!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, but I was just askin'
MrUnderworld1: ....good....good for you...hey, you know what?...if you're so hungry, why don't YOU go and make dinner....
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Yeah, we will!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: What about tag?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Who cares?
MrUnderworld1: ..........dinner?....tag?
MrUnderworld1: *holds head in hands*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Nah, tag is better
MrUnderworld1: ....*silent again*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Hey, Hera, wanna play tag with us?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Sure....*gets up*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I'm not it!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Pain's it! *they all run off*
MrUnderworld1: *slumps back in the throne*
CharmedOne2689: Hebe and Eris: *sitting in their room*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *coloring some weird picture*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *comes running from a random corridor, stops in front of the throne to catch his breath*
MrUnderworld1: *leaning back with his head back, eyes closed with another cigar lit that he lit while Hera's occupied*
CharmedOne2689: *Panic and Hera emerge from a completely different hallway*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: You didn;t even come the right way, Pain!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *still catching his breath*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Hades! You should come play with us!
MrUnderworld1: .....*quiet* *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: He doesn't want to....
MrUnderworld1: ...why do you want me to play?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: It'll be fun!
MrUnderworld1: ....I'm no good at that kid stuff...
MrUnderworld1: can't you see I'm old?
CharmedOne2689: *disappointed*
MrUnderworld1: ....can't you see I'm not really good for anything?
MrUnderworld1: *takes a big puff on his cigar*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Give it up, he's not gonna play
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Yeah....*sigh*
MrUnderworld1: *blows smoke out of his nose*....*then makes smoke rings*
CharmedOne2689: *they all sit down on the floor, bored*
MrUnderworld1: *looks down at them*.....what are yous doin'?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Nothing
MrUnderworld1: ...are you gonna sit down there until I play, or what?
CharmedOne2689: *they all sit there and wait*
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, c'mon...
CharmedOne2689: *they all stare at him*
MrUnderworld1: ...*rolls eyes*...c'mon!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: We're WAITING.....
MrUnderworld1: .....waitin' for what?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: For you....
MrUnderworld1: ....for me, eh?
MrUnderworld1: .....*shrug*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Yeah...
MrUnderworld1: ......oh well...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Please?
MrUnderworld1: ...*looks down at her*....you really want me to play?....why?
CharmedOne2689: Because! It'll be more fun that way!
MrUnderworld1: ...how do you know?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I told her that you usually play
MrUnderworld1: ...oh...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Pleeeeeeeeeease.........
MrUnderworld1: ...well...
MrUnderworld1: .....*stands*
CharmedOne2689: *they all jump up*
MrUnderworld1: .....but...I'm so ooooold...*sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Are not!
MrUnderworld1: really?...
MrUnderworld1: ....you know what else, panic?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: What?
MrUnderworld1: ...YOU'RE IT!!!
MrUnderworld1: *sprints off*
CharmedOne2689: *confused* What?
CharmedOne2689: *Pain and Hera run away*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Hey! NO FAIR! *runs after them*
MrUnderworld1: *runs down a corridor*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: This way!
CharmedOne2689: *Panic gains on them*
MrUnderworld1: *runs down another hall*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: He's coming!
MrUnderworld1: *hides in the shadows*
CharmedOne2689: *they reach a dead end*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Oh no!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *grabs Pain's arm and they vanish*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *gasp* CHEATERS!
CharmedOne2689: *runs off to find Hades*
MrUnderworld1: *silent*
CharmedOne2689: *Hera and Pain appear in the throne room*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Good goin'
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *walking down the darkest corridor*
CharmedOne2689: *looking*
CharmedOne2689: Helloooo?
CharmedOne2689: Hades?
MrUnderworld1: *sees panic walk by* *leaps out behind him, bursts into flames* RRAAAARRGGGH!!!!!!
CharmedOne2689: *screams*
MrUnderworld1: HAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs off the opposite way*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I hear them! Come on! *they run in the direction the screams came from*
MrUnderworld1: *comes sprinting towards them* AACK! *jumps, leaps over them*...hey! watch where you're goin'! Mwahahah! *keeps running*
CharmedOne2689: *turns around*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Follow him!
CharmedOne2689: *they follow after Hades*
MrUnderworld1: *sees them running after him*...
MrUnderworld1: what cha followin' me for?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: We don't know where to go!
MrUnderworld1: EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES! *breaks into a sprint*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *seperates from Pain*
MrUnderworld1: *laughs*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Hey! No! *can't keep up with either, heads for the hallway with the bedrooms*
MrUnderworld1: *sprint*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *follows after Pain*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *keeps running, gets tired and stops*
MrUnderworld1: *runs into the shadows* *gone*
CharmedOne2689: *catches her breath*
MrUnderworld1: Sissies! *his voice echos down the hall*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *got tagged*
CharmedOne2689: He's down there!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *long gone*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *follows after Hades*
MrUnderworld1: *evil laugh*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *realizes she turned down like, 100 hallways*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *nowhere near fast enough*
CharmedOne2689: I give up!
CharmedOne2689: *collapses*
MrUnderworld1: *sees Hera*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *comes out from a hallway* *kicks Pain*
MrUnderworld1: *sneeks up behind her*
MrUnderworld1: *screams right behind her* RRRAAAAAGGGHH!!!!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *screams*
CharmedOne2689: *spins around*
MrUnderworld1: MWAA HAHAHHA!!!
CharmedOne2689: Hey!
CharmedOne2689: No fair!
MrUnderworld1: *spins around, runs*
CharmedOne2689: *chases after him*
MrUnderworld1: *spins around in mid-run*
MrUnderworld1: *faces her*
MrUnderworld1: *sprints towards her, jumps over her*...AHAHHA!! WRONG WAY!!!
CharmedOne2689: *dazed*
MrUnderworld1: *runs*
CharmedOne2689: *turns around and runs after him*
MrUnderworld1: *sees pain and panic before him*
CharmedOne2689: *can't keep up*
MrUnderworld1: *throws flames at them*
MrUnderworld1: OUT OF THE WAY, BOYS!
CharmedOne2689: Pain and Panic: *scream*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *gets tired and gradually slows*
MrUnderworld1: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
CharmedOne2689: *stops altogether*
MrUnderworld1: *runs past them to the throne, jumps up into the throne, poses*
MrUnderworld1: HOT DAMN!
MrUnderworld1: *flexes muscles*
MrUnderworld1: who's good!?
CharmedOne2689: *lays on the ground and catches her breath (like Pain did)*
MrUnderworld1: *still posing*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *exhausted*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Wow, I always lose
MrUnderworld1: ....c'mon out, sissies...
CharmedOne2689: *Pain and Panic retreat to the throne room*
MrUnderworld1: There's the two little girls now....*evil grin*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Shuddup
MrUnderworld1: ...*points at them and laughs*
MrUnderworld1: HAHAHA!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Remind me next time not to play with Hades
CharmedOne2689: Panic: yeah....same here.....
MrUnderworld1: ....why?..what did I do?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: You win every single time
MrUnderworld1: ......oh, c'mon....
MrUnderworld1: I'm just too good...heh
CharmedOne2689: Panic: That's the problem
MrUnderworld1: .....what? do you want me to suck or something?...like you guys? HA!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Hey, shut up
MrUnderworld1: *laugh*
MrUnderworld1: aw, ligthen up.....
CharmedOne2689: *they both sit on the floor, exhausted*
MrUnderworld1: .....Hera?
MrUnderworld1: where ya at, kid?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I just saw her a few minutes ago
MrUnderworld1: *steps down from the throne*...*goes down the hallway where she's still catching her breath*..
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, that way
MrUnderworld1: ...Hera?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I'm okay......
MrUnderworld1: ......*walks over, concerned looking*...you sure, kid?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderworld1: *smile*...c'mon...get up off that floor...
CharmedOne2689: *gets up*
MrUnderworld1: have fun?
CharmedOne2689: *smile, nods*
MrUnderworld1: ...man...I wasn't tagged once...
CharmedOne2689: Me neither
MrUnderworld1: oh, yea! *puts hand up for high five*
CharmedOne2689: *high fives him*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderworld1: ....those two slowpokes couldn't get us....
CharmedOne2689: They only tagged each other....
MrUnderworld1: I know, right?...*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: Gods...that was exhausting
MrUnderworld1: .....wow...
MrUnderworld1: ...you think so?
CharmedOne2689: yes....
MrUnderworld1: ...really?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm
MrUnderworld1: ...why is that?
CharmedOne2689: I don't play tag much....
MrUnderworld1: ...no?
MrUnderworld1: you're not TOO bad at it..
CharmedOne2689: You're really good at it
MrUnderworld1: ...not really...
CharmedOne2689: I thought so
MrUnderworld1: ....thanks, kid...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: ....hey guys! wanna play again!
CharmedOne2689: Pain and Panic: You can't be serious
MrUnderworld1: .....why?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: We're tired!
MrUnderworld1: ...losers..
CharmedOne2689: Panic: And plus, you're just gonna win again
MrUnderworld1: ....hey, you never know...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Uh...yeah...we do know
MrUnderworld1: ...c'mon...play ONE more time?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Noooooo
MrUnderworld1: ...why!?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: no
MrUnderworld1: just cause you suck?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Do not!
MrUnderworld1: ....then play!
MrUnderworld1: how bout...ALL of you against me...
MrUnderworld1: ...you's all gotta catch me...
CharmedOne2689: *they look at him*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: No
MrUnderworld1: C'mon!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: How about....later?
MrUnderworld1: ....how bout now?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Nooooo not now
MrUnderworld1: ....you guys suck...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *goes and sits on the throne steps*
MrUnderworld1: *sits down next to her*
MrUnderworld1: *sigh*...don't you wanna play again?
CharmedOne2689: Maybe in a little bit....
MrUnderworld1: .....alright...
MrUnderworld1: FINE, if you're ALL so worn out, we'll play in a couple minutes...
MrUnderworld1: *stands, now can't sit still*
MrUnderworld1: *drops to the floor and does 40 pushups for no reason*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I thought you were too old, Hades
MrUnderworld1: *stands, stretches*...I am old..
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, you're old and your wife is a little kid
CharmedOne2689: That makes sense
MrUnderworld1: .......hey, shuddup, not my fault ya know...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Yeah, but can't you fix it?
MrUnderworld1: ...no, the goddess of youth performed the spell, she has to fix it...
MrUnderworld1: I don't exactly specialize in youth...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *sigh* Yeah, but you forgot to give us food. Usually Hera makes food for us too. Remember, I asked, and you told me to go die?
MrUnderworld1: ....no, I don't remember..
MrUnderworld1: I tell you to die alot...heh..
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *scowl*
MrUnderworld1: you'll eat dinner, alright, shuddup...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, but I like my usual five meals a day...not one....
MrUnderworld1: ....FIVE?
CharmedOne2689: *leans back against the throne, exhausted*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *redder than usual*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *motionless*
MrUnderWorld1: *doing a hand stand*
MrUnderWorld1: *starts walking around on his hands*
CharmedOne2689: *they all watch, expressionless*
MrUnderWorld1: Ha! Look what I can do! HA!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Anyone can do that
MrUnderWorld1: ....*keeps walking around*...yea, right...YOU can't do it...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Why would I want to?
MrUnderWorld1: .....alright, that's proof right there that ya can't...HA!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *closes her eyes*
CharmedOne2689: *relaxes*
MrUnderWorld1: *flips over back onto his feet*
MrUnderWorld1: ...c'mon! What's wrong with all of ya?..I'm supposed to be the one catchin' my breath!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: heh....yeah, sure....
MrUnderWorld1: ....*rolls eyes*....you can't be THAT tired!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Well, we are
CharmedOne2689: Pain: No more tag.....at least not today
MrUnderWorld1: ....you guys are pathetic...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Oh well...
MrUnderWorld1: ....OH C'MON!
MrUnderWorld1: can't we play ONE more time!?
MrUnderWorld1: You guys made ME play!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: No moooooore....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Not right now, anyway
MrUnderWorld1: .....man, no fair...
CharmedOne2689: Maybe later.....
MrUnderWorld1: ..in a little bit?
CharmedOne2689: later....
MrUnderWorld1: ...how much later?
CharmedOne2689: hours....
MrUnderWorld1: ...WHAT!?
MrUnderWorld1: C'mon, not hours...
MrUnderWorld1: ...minutes...
CharmedOne2689: nooooooo....
CharmedOne2689: too tired.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....you can't be serious...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: No, she's right...we're ALL too tired
MrUnderWorld1: ...all?...I'm not..
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Everyone except you
MrUnderWorld1: ....*sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: *paces*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: How about dinner?
CharmedOne2689: *hungry as usual*
MrUnderWorld1: shuddup!...that's all you wanna DO is eat...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I'm hungry too.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....oy vey...
MrUnderWorld1: c'mon! one more game!?
CharmedOne2689: All: NO!
MrUnderWorld1: .....but..
CharmedOne2689: NOOOOO!
MrUnderWorld1: .....*sigh*...*goes and sits on the throne steps, a little away from them all*..
CharmedOne2689: Pain:.............how about yahtzee?
MrUnderWorld1: YAHTZEE!?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Or Scrabble....
MrUnderWorld1: AH, GOD damn it...I'm outta here...
MrUnderWorld1: *stands, walks off into the kitchen*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sigh* See? Now he's angry with us....
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I didn't do it
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Retard....*kicks him*
MrUnderWorld1: *mumbles to himself, pulls out another cigar*...*ponders on what to have for dinner*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Let's play Yahtzee anyway
CharmedOne2689: Panic: SCRABBLE!
CharmedOne2689: *they argue*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Gods.....*rolls eyes*
MrUnderWorld1: *pacing*
CharmedOne2689: *thirsty suddenly*
CharmedOne2689: Pain and Panic: *still arguing over what game to play*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *gets up and goes in the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: *still pacing*
MrUnderWorld1: *doesn't see her*
MrUnderWorld1: *slams his fists down on the counter*...what to have for DINNER!...gods...
CharmedOne2689: *stare*
MrUnderWorld1: *spins around*
MrUnderWorld1: *sees her*..oh..
CharmedOne2689: *raised eyebrow* Hi to you, too....*chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: ...heh...I dunno what to make for dinner...heh heh...*looks at the cigar hanging out of his mouth, grabs it and hides it behind his back with a chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: Don't bother, I already saw it
CharmedOne2689: Hmmm...dinner?
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmm...
CharmedOne2689: *goes and opens the fridge*
MrUnderWorld1: *puts the cigar back in his mouth*
MrUnderWorld1: there's nothing to eat down here...
CharmedOne2689: *looks around*
MrUnderWorld1: ....and...and..and I dunno what to cook, anyway..
CharmedOne2689: Why not?
MrUnderWorld1: ...cause...I usually don't cook dinner....sometimes I do....hardly ever, though...
CharmedOne2689: Oh....usually I do it?
MrUnderWorld1: yea...
CharmedOne2689: oh.....
CharmedOne2689: well, what CAN you cook?
MrUnderWorld1: ...I can cook...uh...
MrUnderWorld1: ...hmm..I dunno..
MrUnderWorld1: anything, I guess..
MrUnderWorld1: cooking isn't hard...
MrUnderWorld1: I just don't know WHAT to cook...
CharmedOne2689: well, your refrigerator is full....
CharmedOne2689: just pick something
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmmm...
MrUnderWorld1: *goes over and stares into the fridge, chin in hand*
CharmedOne2689: What about burgers?
CharmedOne2689: *points to ground beef*
MrUnderWorld1: ...hmmmm...
MrUnderWorld1: Burgers?
MrUnderWorld1: ....grillin' is friggin simple! I could do that...
MrUnderWorld1: ...you want burgers?...
MrUnderWorld1: what else?
CharmedOne2689: Hmmm....
CharmedOne2689: Fries?
MrUnderWorld1: *grabs the beef, tosses it onto the counter*
MrUnderWorld1: ...sure...
CharmedOne2689: *points to bag of fries*
MrUnderWorld1: *takes the bag and also tosses it onto the counter*...
MrUnderWorld1: ...yous want hot dogs? *holds up a big packet of them*
CharmedOne2689: Maybe Pain and Panic would....
MrUnderWorld1: ...you don't?
MrUnderWorld1: ....hey....Hebe and Eris....wonder what they want?..
MrUnderWorld1: ....I gotta go ask em..
CharmedOne2689: Are you sure they'll even answer you?
MrUnderWorld1: ....*sigh*...
MrUnderWorld1: I dunno...it's worth a try though, ain't it?
MrUnderWorld1: *rips a few other things out of the fridge*
CharmedOne2689: Maybe....
MrUnderWorld1: *tosses cheese, condiments, and hotdogs onto the counter*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*pulls rolls out of the cabinet*...
MrUnderWorld1: *humming something happily to himself*
MrUnderWorld1: *does a little twirl, then walks off down the hall, still humming and now has a bounce in his step as if dancing along slightly to what he's humming*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderWorld1: *walks up to Hebe and Eris' room*...*knocks*
CharmedOne2689: *they instantly stop what they're doing and stare at the door*
CharmedOne2689: *silence*
MrUnderWorld1: *sigh, knocks again*...hello?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *whispers* What do we do?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *not moving or speaking, just stares at the door*
MrUnderWorld1: *jiggles the handle, it's locked*
MrUnderWorld1: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderWorld1: *comes under the door as smoke*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *shriek*
MrUnderWorld1: *black cloud*
MrUnderWorld1: *forms into himself on the other side*
MrUnderWorld1: *clears his throat and looks down at them*
CharmedOne2689: *terrified expressions*
MrUnderWorld1: ...so..what's goin' on?
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe?...gettin' anywhere with a way to turn mom back?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: N-not yet.....sir.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...hmph..what have you been doin' in here all day, then?
CharmedOne2689: T-trying to find a....a way....
MrUnderWorld1: ....have you come up with ANYTHING?
MrUnderWorld1: *keeping his cool, but his flame turns a little red each time he raises his voice*
MrUnderWorld1: ......hm?
MrUnderWorld1: ..anything?
CharmedOne2689: N-not yet.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....NOTHING?
CharmedOne2689: *flinch*
MrUnderWorld1: *folds arms*...why not, Hebe?
CharmedOne2689: I...I don't know how!
CharmedOne2689: I'm.....s-s-sorry.....
MrUnderWorld1: hebe, if there's one thing I know, it's that when a god or goddess casts a spell, only they can change what they've done...there's a way, you just haven't found it yet....and I don't think you've been trying...number one, I'm VERY dissappointed in you to even cast a spell on your mother..of all people..you casted one on your mother! The person who babies you and spoils you the f*ckin' most!
MrUnderWorld1: ...and number two, I know you could have done something worse, and if you did, it would've been your head on a platter...why you did ANYTHING to your mother I'll never know...I'm sure her feelings will be crushed when she comes back...and finds out you did something to her..
CharmedOne2689: *looks at the ground*
CharmedOne2689: I...I didn't mean it.....
CharmedOne2689: I was just mad......
MrUnderWorld1: .....I would hope her only daughters would treat her well...
MrUnderWorld1: ...yea?...well, when you get mad, are you gonna start casting spells on everyone?..on your sister?...your little brother?...me?
MrUnderWorld1: is that how you see it?
MrUnderWorld1: it's not that easy...
CharmedOne2689: well..no....
MrUnderWorld1: .....I know that I would never cast a spell on you...and neither would your mother...
MrUnderWorld1: ...spells can be dangerous....and with the way you're going, it seems you might find that out the hard way if you don't shape up...
MrUnderWorld1: ....me and your mother, ESPECIALLY your mother, give you whatever you want....and to go and do something like that to your mother over something SO stupid is disgraceful....I raised better kids than that, Hebe...so you better start acting like it...
CharmedOne2689: ...........I'm.....I'm sorry, Dad....I didn't even think about what I was doing.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....next time.....you will..
MrUnderWorld1: or I won't be so EASY on you...
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderWorld1: then again...there will BE no next time with something like this...now will there?
CharmedOne2689: no, sir....
MrUnderWorld1: ...good..
MrUnderWorld1: I'm glad I've made myself perfectly clear...
MrUnderWorld1: ....*looks at her for a moment*
MrUnderWorld1: *scans her with a stern look*
MrUnderWorld1: .....it seems I'm grillin' us up dinner tonight...would you like hamburgers?..hotdogs?..what do yous want?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: BOTH!!!!!! BOTH BOTH BOTH!!!!
MrUnderWorld1: .......you better learn how to control your voice...
MrUnderWorld1: OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR VOCAL CORDS!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Okay
MrUnderWorld1: ......*nod*....anyway, both?..
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe? you?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: .....................burger............
MrUnderWorld1: ....*nod*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks at them both, his stern look becomes rather weak*
MrUnderWorld1: *leaves the room, stands at the door for a moment*..
MrUnderWorld1: I'll call yas when it's ready...ok?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: YEAH- I mean...yeah....
MrUnderWorld1: *looks at hebe silently*
MrUnderWorld1: *sad _expression, looks away and closes the door*
MrUnderWorld1: *makes his way back to the kitchen* *was giddy and dancing when he left and now returns dragging his feet and his head hanging*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Yay, burgers! yay! Hotdogs! I can't wait to eat dinn---Coloring book? *goes and colors*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *already started boiling the hotdogs while he was gone*
MrUnderWorld1: oh...hey, you didn't have to do that...
MrUnderWorld1: ....cooking is all my job tonight...
MrUnderWorld1: ...get outta here....*fake smile*...
CharmedOne2689: I don't mind doing it....*slight smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ...you always say that...
CharmedOne2689: what? I do?
MrUnderWorld1: *rolls eyes* haven't changed a bit...anyway, get outta here, will ya?
CharmedOne2689: alright, alright, I'm leaving....
MrUnderWorld1: go play a homo game with pain and panic..
CharmedOne2689: they decided on Monopoly
CharmedOne2689: and I hate that game
MrUnderWorld1: ....wow..have fun....
MrUnderWorld1: *starts preparing to cook*
CharmedOne2689: *rolls eyes, goes back in the throne room*
MrUnderWorld1: *yay, cooking, cooking, and some more cooking*
CharmedOne2689: *watches Pain and Panic totally massacre the whole idea of Monopoly*
MrUnderWorld1: *um, after awhile, cooks up a whole shitload of burgers and hot dogs with tons of fries*...alright....HERA!...did I cook enough? c'mere!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *goes in the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: *puts all he cooked on the table, table already set*
CharmedOne2689: hmmmm....
CharmedOne2689: that should be enough
CharmedOne2689: with plenty leftover
MrUnderWorld1: ...you think?
MrUnderWorld1: did I do good?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm
MrUnderWorld1: ...alright...
MrUnderWorld1: good..
CharmedOne2689: yes, good
MrUnderWorld1: HEBE!!! ERIS!!!
MrUnderWorld1: DINNER'S READY!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: OMG! DINNER! *throws the coloring book across the room, jumps up and runs to the kitchen*
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *gets up and drags herself to the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: *wearing his "kill the cook" chef hat proudly*
MrUnderWorld1: HEY!! FAT ASS!!! BEAN POLE!!! TIME TO EAT!!!
MrUnderWorld1: ....*hollers at Pain and Panic*
CharmedOne2689: *they come skittering in*
MrUnderWorld1: sit the hell down and eat up everybody...*watches hebe and eris walk in*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sits in her usual table spot just because it's the only one no one else sits in*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *sits down*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *ditto*
MrUnderWorld1: *takes a cheeseburger and leans on the counter, takes a big bite of it*
CharmedOne2689: *everyone starts eating*
CharmedOne2689: hebe: *picks at her food*
MrUnderWorld1: ....is it good?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *already inhaled like, 2 burgers and a hotdog*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I LOVE FOOD!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: It's very good....
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *mouthful of food* Gmfffffddd
MrUnderWorld1: ....*big grin*
MrUnderWorld1: ERIS!..chew your food and eat like a normal person!.....and don't choke, you retard...
MrUnderWorld1: *takes a second burger*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *digs her hand into the huge pile of fries*
MrUnderWorld1: *downs the burger in like, a few seconds*
CharmedOne2689: *the pile of food decreases rapidly*
MrUnderWorld1: *doesn't really FEEL like eating, but got something down cause he was hungry*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *finishes, puts her plate in the sink*
MrUnderWorld1: *didn't use a plate*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *runs off, leaves her mess on the table* *crumbs everywhere*
MrUnderWorld1: HEY!!! ERIS!!!
MrUnderWorld1: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE RAT!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *peeks around the corner* Yes, Daddy?
MrUnderWorld1: ....*flattens brow, evil grin, fingers her to come back*
CharmedOne2689: Catch me first!
MrUnderWorld1: .....Eris....
CharmedOne2689: *runs away*
MrUnderWorld1: ....RRRAAAA!!! *flames, leaps out of the kitchen after her*
CharmedOne2689: *scream, runs faster*
MrUnderWorld1: *chases her*
MrUnderWorld1: YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!
MrUnderWorld1: *breaks into a sprint*
CharmedOne2689: *giggles*
MrUnderWorld1: *leaps to catch her, misses by like, two inches, slams face first onto the ground*
CharmedOne2689: *runs into the bedroom and slams the door shut, locks it*
MrUnderWorld1: *beyond enraged* *leaps to his feet, has a tantrum*
MrUnderWorld1: *stomps his feet a few times as he clenches his fists*
MrUnderWorld1: RRRAAAA!!!
MrUnderWorld1: *blows a chunk of the wall down*
MrUnderWorld1: ERIS! OPEN THIS DOOR!
CharmedOne2689: Pain: That doesn't sound good
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *giggle*
MrUnderWorld1: *flames increase*
MrUnderWorld1: ...Eris...you're REALLY trying my patience...
MrUnderWorld1: and for you?
MrUnderWorld1: I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT!!!
MrUnderWorld1: OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *busies herself by clearing the table*
MrUnderWorld1: *flames bright, lights the whole hallway up*
MrUnderWorld1: OPEN THE DOOR!!!!
MrUnderWorld1: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Fine *unlocks it* ......badda bing.....
MrUnderWorld1: *huffing and puffing*
MrUnderWorld1: *still in complete flames, rips the door open*
MrUnderWorld1: *panting angrily*
MrUnderWorld1: *points towards the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: GET BACK TO THAT KITCHEN!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: What?
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: AND CLEAN UP THAT GOD DAMN MESS YOU LEFT, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! *picks her up by her hair*
MrUnderWorld1: YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
CharmedOne2689: OW!!!!!
CharmedOne2689: *screams*
MrUnderWorld1: *tosses her out into the hall*.....GET back to that KITCHEN...
MrUnderWorld1: ....you and your sister will clean up..
MrUnderWorld1: GET BACK TO THAT KITCHEN!!! NOW!!!!
CharmedOne2689: FINE!
MrUnderWorld1: *flames*
MrUnderWorld1: NO!! IT'S NOT FINE!!! YOU'LL DO IT!!! AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
CharmedOne2689: *goes back to the kitchen*
CharmedOne2689: Oh, look. I can't clean it if it's already clean! HAHAHAHAHA!
MrUnderWorld1: WHAT!?
MrUnderWorld1: ....Hera!...awww, c'mon...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *looks scared* What? Did I do something wrong?
MrUnderWorld1: .....*looks down at Eris*...fine...you got away with that...but I've got something else for you to do..*rips her off the ground by the back of her dress*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: PUT ME DOWN!
MrUnderWorld1: *carries her over to the sink* *a bucket full of soap and water appears on the floor*....you see this? *a scrubbing brush appears in his hand*....you're going to take this brush...and use that water...and scrub...this...whole...god...damn...mother...f*ckin'....kitchen floor...*drops her to the floor right next to the bucket*
MrUnderWorld1: *drops the brush in her lap*
CharmedOne2689: *sulks*
MrUnderWorld1: .....you don't do it...and I'll rip every one of those precious little hairs right out of your head...
MrUnderWorld1: *unexpectedly bursts into flames* YOU GOT ME!?
CharmedOne2689: Y-Yes.............
MrUnderWorld1: ....good...little bitch..
MrUnderWorld1: *stomps off*
MrUnderWorld1: HEBE!!!
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *jumps*
MrUnderWorld1: *snaps his fingers and all the dishes pile up in the sink*...
MrUnderWorld1: Dishes...
MrUnderWorld1: PRONTO...
MrUnderWorld1: *points to them*
CharmedOne2689: *sigh* Yes, sir..........
MrUnderWorld1: ....and when you're done there...what will you do?
CharmedOne2689: Fix the spell............
MrUnderWorld1: ...exactly....get to it..
CharmedOne2689: *just obeys him*
MrUnderWorld1: *stomps off, leaving Eris and Hebe with their chores*...*pain and panic look frightened*
MrUnderWorld1: *growling angrily under his breath*
MrUnderWorld1: *goes out into the throne room and paces*
CharmedOne2689: *goes and dries the dishes as Hebe washes them*
CharmedOne2689: Pain and Panic: *return to Monopoly*
MrUnderWorld1: HERA!!! DON'T HELP HER!!!
MrUnderWorld1: DON'T YOU DARE HELP HER!!
CharmedOne2689: Hera:........................
MrUnderWorld1: DO...NOT...
MrUnderWorld1: ....HELP..
MrUnderWorld1: ...HER!
MrUnderWorld1: Ok?
CharmedOne2689: *puts the towel down*
MrUnderWorld1: .....good..
CharmedOne2689: *trudges out to the throne room, sits near Pain and Panic again*
MrUnderWorld1: *too angry to take a second to notice that he split his chin when he fell chasing Eris*
MrUnderWorld1: *paces, flame still red*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *points at Hera* Heehee, you got yelled at.....
MrUnderWorld1: *looks like a ticking time bomb* *seems as if he's going to loose it at any second*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: yeah, Hades must be REALLY mad......especially if he yelled at Hera.....
MrUnderWorld1: *grinding his teeth*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: PAIN! YOUR MOVE!
MrUnderWorld1: *pacing...pacing*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Gods...*moves his piece*
MrUnderWorld1: *eye twitches*
MrUnderWorld1: *SO trying not to loose it*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Uh....Hades? You should sit down.....
MrUnderWorld1: *dead stops*
MrUnderWorld1: *flame gets a little redder*
MrUnderWorld1: *shoots Panic a look that could kill*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: ........your chin is bleeding........
MrUnderWorld1: *frowns to send the message that he could care less*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks away*
MrUnderWorld1: *continues with his pacing*
MrUnderWorld1: *steaming*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Want a bandaid? I'll get you one....
MrUnderWorld1: *not facing them*....*fists get clenched*
MrUnderWorld1: ..I..don't...need...a...bandaid....
MrUnderWorld1: ....*threatening tone of voice*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I was just sayin', maybe you would want one....
MrUnderWorld1: ....no...thank...you..
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Jeez, what's YOUR problem?
MrUnderWorld1: *spins around*
MrUnderWorld1: *major flames*
MrUnderWorld1: MY PROBLEM!?!?
MrUnderWorld1: WHAT'S MY PROBLEM!?!
MrUnderWorld1: I'VE GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS!!!
MrUnderWorld1: SO MANY PROBLEMS!!!
MrUnderWorld1: PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS!!!
MrUnderWorld1: AND ONE OF MY PROBLEMS IS YOU!!!! *grabs pain, strangles him*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *gasp* Stop!
MrUnderWorld1: *mumbling swears*
CharmedOne2689: *Panic and Hera watch, horrified*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: can't.....*choke*....BREATHE!
MrUnderWorld1: *throws pain back in his seat*
MrUnderWorld1: *throws head back and screams, sending flames across the room, taking another chunk out of another wall* RRRAAAAA!!!!
CharmedOne2689: *Hera's eyes are like, so huge*
MrUnderWorld1: *cools back down to blue after he pants with anger for about five minutes*
MrUnderWorld1: *vanishes, appears seated in the throne behind them*
MrUnderWorld1: *quiet*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *whispers* Wow, I haven't seen him this mad in a long time....
MrUnderWorld1: *slumps back in the throne, sits there with his eyes closed*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Yeah, and there's no one to calm him down, either....
CharmedOne2689: Panic: He's having a bad week........
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Hades?
MrUnderWorld1: *doesn't answer*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Don't bother, he hates everyone right now
MrUnderWorld1: *still silent, hasn't moved since he sat down*
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *finishes the dishes, retreats to the bedroom*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: STUPID FLOOR! *annoyed, keeps scrubbing*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: .......Hades?
MrUnderWorld1: ...*sighs*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*after awhile*...what?
CharmedOne2689: are you alright?
MrUnderWorld1: ..I'm fine..
CharmedOne2689: what's wrong?
MrUnderWorld1: ....nothing...
CharmedOne2689: of course not *sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: what's wrong?
MrUnderWorld1: ....nothing....
CharmedOne2689: what is wrong?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: She's just gonna keep asking, you know
MrUnderWorld1: ...hhmmph...
MrUnderWorld1: Than I won't answer anymore...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: See? He hates everyone. I TRIED to tell you....
MrUnderWorld1: I don't hate anyone...
MrUnderWorld1: ....just shut up pain...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Come on, guys....we're not wanted here anyway....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Yes, but.....
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Forget it. He's not answering you, why bother? Let's go.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...yea...why bother?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: But I want an answer.....
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Obviously you're not getting anywhere with it....
MrUnderWorld1: .....*pulls out ANOTHER cigar*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *glances at Hades* *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: alright....
MrUnderWorld1: *stands*...
MrUnderWorld1: ....don't bother leaving just cause I'm ruining your fun...I'll leave...
MrUnderWorld1: I'll go wander a hallway..or something...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: But why?
MrUnderWorld1: ....just because..
CharmedOne2689: but..........you aren't ruining our fun......
MrUnderWorld1: *takes a step down from the throne, walks down the steps*
MrUnderWorld1: .....whatever...
MrUnderWorld1: *puffs on his cigar*..
MrUnderWorld1: act like I'm not here...ok?
CharmedOne2689: *gets up*
MrUnderWorld1: ...*begins to make his way down the hall*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Gods, Hera, don't bother following him. He's probably sick of you anyway........
MrUnderWorld1: *spins around*
MrUnderWorld1: WHAT!?
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Uh......
MrUnderWorld1: WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE WASTE OF MY TIME!?
CharmedOne2689: ........nothing?
MrUnderWorld1: oh...oh, man...you're pushin' it...
MrUnderWorld1: ...you're really REALLY pushin' it, you little fat ass..
MrUnderWorld1: *stalks pain*
CharmedOne2689: Yeah, but like...........
MrUnderWorld1: *flame starts to get red again*
MrUnderWorld1: yea, but like WHAT!?
CharmedOne2689: you're acting like what I said is true
MrUnderWorld1: ....what?
MrUnderWorld1: ..I'm acting this way because what you said ISN'T true...
MrUnderWorld1: and it never will be...
CharmedOne2689: sure seems like it..........
MrUnderWorld1: ....what?
MrUnderWorld1: ...what do you mean?
MrUnderWorld1: *red* WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Uh...we ALL know you want YOUR Hera back........
MrUnderWorld1: ...th-th-this IS my Hera....just not in her time...
MrUnderWorld1: ...it'll be fixed...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: She isn't, really, though
MrUnderWorld1: ...YES SHE IS!!!...just not grown up!!!
CharmedOne2689: yeah, but don't you like the grown up one better?
MrUnderWorld1: ......
CharmedOne2689: my point exactly
MrUnderWorld1: ....I'm married to her older self...
MrUnderWorld1: .....of course I miss her...but...but I..
MrUnderWorld1: *loss of words*
MrUnderWorld1: *flames die down completely*
MrUnderWorld1: *stares at the floor*
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I told ya so
MrUnderWorld1: *sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: *leans against the wall*
MrUnderWorld1: *slides to the floor, still staring at the floor*
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Good job, Pain.........
MrUnderWorld1: ..go ahead, pain...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *slowly sits down*
MrUnderWorld1: ....have anything else you wanna throw at me?
MrUnderWorld1: ....wanna say anything else to my face?...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: ...................no...........
MrUnderWorld1: you might as well say it now...
MrUnderWorld1: no, g'head...I'm sure you and Panic hate me, anyway...
MrUnderWorld1: ...say whatever you want..
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I don't hate you, Hades
MrUnderWorld1: .....whatever...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I don't have anything else to say.....I was just....cause it seemed....and you were like.......
MrUnderWorld1: *looks up at pain*...if you said something that means you have more to say..
MrUnderWorld1: ...g'head...lay it on me...
MrUnderWorld1: make me feel like shit...
MrUnderWorld1: *looks back to the floor*...even though I already do....
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Pain, just shut your face
MrUnderWorld1: no, Panic..let him say whatever he wants...
MrUnderWorld1: ...and you..g'head...you can, too...
MrUnderWorld1: you can say whatever the hell you want...
MrUnderWorld1: ....I don't care...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: I don't have anything to say
CharmedOne2689: Pain: Why are you all like...depressed now?
MrUnderWorld1: ..you lie just as bad as he does..
MrUnderWorld1: ...thanks, pain...now I'm depressed?....c'mon...say what you wanna say...
CharmedOne2689: Pain: I don't know, I was just.....you were mad, and you like...yelled at Hera....so I thought maybe you didn't like her as much as the older one
MrUnderWorld1: ....thanks, pain...
CharmedOne2689: I'm done
MrUnderworld1: *still sitting on the floor, slumped over, stares at the floor*...have anything else to add to what you want to say, Pain?..how 'bout you, Panic?...you boys might as well get it out now...while I'm a wreck...
CharmedOne2689: Panic: Uhhh....no, I'm good
CharmedOne2689: Pain: *silence*
MrUnderworld1: ....*sigh*
MrUnderworld1: *burries face into his palms*
MrUnderworld1: ....if you have nothing else to say...then beat it...
CharmedOne2689: *they both simply leave the room*
MrUnderworld1: ....*deep sigh*
MrUnderworld1: *silent*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *silent as well*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over at her*...
MrUnderworld1: ....*sad expression*
MrUnderworld1: *goes back to burying his face into his palms*
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ...how can you stand sitting here?...next to a horrible person?
CharmedOne2689: .........you aren't horrible.....
MrUnderworld1: ....stop lieing..
CharmedOne2689: *quiets*
MrUnderworld1: I am a horrible person...
CharmedOne2689: but....you're not.....
MrUnderworld1: .....yes I am...
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderworld1: ....just because..
CharmedOne2689: but my company isn't that great.....
CharmedOne2689: I'm just here.....
MrUnderworld1: ...maybe you think that...
MrUnderworld1: I'm sorry you have to be here...
MrUnderworld1: ...I really am...
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderworld1: ...you don't deserve to be here..
CharmedOne2689: but why?
MrUnderworld1: ....I dunno....the king of this realm is nothing but a disappointment...
CharmedOne2689: I don't think so....
MrUnderworld1: ...and you only deserve the best...not disappointments...
MrUnderworld1: ...you're too young to see how pathetic he is....
CharmedOne2689: but what about my older self?
MrUnderworld1: ....she's wise...she knows how pathetic he is....she has to deal with him...unfortunately...
CharmedOne2689: but wasn't that her choice?
MrUnderworld1: ...I guess...
MrUnderworld1: and sometimes I wonder why she made the choice she did...
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ...I wonder if you would have had a better life if I just stayed out of it....
MrUnderworld1: ....it I didn't interfere...
MrUnderworld1: ...you shouldn't have to grow up and deal with an idiot like me....
MrUnderworld1: ....a waste of time like me...
MrUnderworld1: ...a hot-headed asshole like me...
CharmedOne2689: how can you say that?
MrUnderworld1: because...it's true
MrUnderworld1: ...I apologize in advance to what you have to look forward to, kid....
CharmedOne2689: but...it isn't anything bad...
MrUnderworld1: ....you're a wonderful person...you grow up to become one of the brightest most kind hearted people around...and you get nothing but me in return...
MrUnderworld1: ....and that sounds like total shit to me...
MrUnderworld1: ...then again...who cares about what I think or what I have to say?..I'm a loser...
MrUnderworld1: a complete and utter loser....you don't deserve to be down here.....*looks over at her*...hey, when you throw a dinner party..don't invite me...and none of this will ever happen...
CharmedOne2689: but....
MrUnderworld1: ...you won't have to live your life in the dump of the cosmos with the worst person on earth...
CharmedOne2689: but.....what about you?
CharmedOne2689: you'll never get married...or have kids....and you'll always be your evil self.....
MrUnderworld1: ....who cares?...and this way, I won't have any kids and they won't have to have a terrible father...and their souls can go to a better life...
CharmedOne2689: without you, they wouldn't exist.....
MrUnderworld1: ...and my evil self?....yea...I'll sit down here in my gloomy cellar and ponder about how much I suck...
CharmedOne2689: *eyes fill up*
CharmedOne2689: But it isn't true!
MrUnderworld1: ....if they had a choice to be down here or somewhere else...they sure as hell wouldn't choose to be born and raised down here and be the kin of some forgotten god with no true purpose...
MrUnderworld1: ...you don't understand...
CharmedOne2689: no, YOU don't understand!
MrUnderworld1: ...*looks over at her again*..
MrUnderworld1: ....I'm nothing but a screw up, kid...
MrUnderworld1: ....and I did nothing but screw up your life....
CharmedOne2689: but...but....
MrUnderworld1: ...I'm warning you now, advice from the future, don't get stuck with me...
MrUnderworld1: ...I'm sure you'll regret it in the end...
CharmedOne2689: but I want to........
MrUnderworld1: ..sure..you're just a kid...you think I'm nice and whatever...
MrUnderworld1: ...but...take my advice..
MrUnderworld1: ...save yourself and don't get stuck with me...
MrUnderworld1: there's nothing good about me...
MrUnderworld1: ....even my MINIONS know that there isn't...
CharmedOne2689: *looks at the floor*
MrUnderworld1: ....gods...I'm such a waste...
MrUnderworld1: ...worthless in every way...
MrUnderworld1: ....I'm sorry, kid...I dunno what exactly for, I'm just sorry...for everything...
MrUnderworld1: ....you'll be home soon..
MrUnderworld1: ...and then this will all be a dream...
MrUnderworld1: .....oh well...
CharmedOne2689: *buries her face in her hands*
MrUnderworld1: ...*looks over at her*...
MrUnderworld1: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: *puts his arm around her*
MrUnderworld1: *leans her against his side*...
CharmedOne2689: *sniff* *nudges up against him*
MrUnderworld1: ....just know, I love ya kid...
CharmedOne2689: I...I....
MrUnderworld1: ....ssshh..
CharmedOne2689: I love you, too
MrUnderworld1: *smile*...
MrUnderworld1: *stands, scoops her off her feet with him*
CharmedOne2689: *wipes her eyes*
MrUnderworld1: *looks down at her*...oh, don't you cry..you'll get me started...*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: but....it's okay to cry.....
MrUnderworld1: ...sometimes...
MrUnderworld1: *carries her down the hall*
MrUnderworld1: *carries her into the master bedroom, lays her on the bed gently*
MrUnderworld1: ...tired, kid?
CharmedOne2689: no.......*yawn*
MrUnderworld1: ..*smile*..yea, right..
MrUnderworld1: *totally forgot about his split open chin*...
MrUnderworld1: *kinda just looks down at her*...go to bed, kid...
CharmedOne2689: But...but....not by myself.....
CharmedOne2689: stay with me........please?
MrUnderworld1: ....*rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: *climbs onto the bed next to her*
CharmedOne2689: Wait!
MrUnderworld1: huh?
MrUnderworld1: *dead stops*
CharmedOne2689: get a bandage....
MrUnderworld1: ...what?
CharmedOne2689: *points to his chin*
MrUnderworld1: ...oh..that..
MrUnderworld1: it's fine...leave it..
MrUnderworld1: *continues to climb onto the bed*
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: *climbs out of bed*
MrUnderworld1: *leans back on the headboard*
MrUnderworld1: ...hey..where are you going?
MrUnderworld1: ...c'mon...*pats the bed next to him*....come to bed, kid...
CharmedOne2689: *goes in the bathroom, rummages around until she finds a bandage*
MrUnderworld1: *sigh*...will you just forget about it...?
CharmedOne2689: *climbs up in the bed*
CharmedOne2689: *hands him the bandage*
MrUnderworld1: *takes it*...I'll fix it later, alright?...but you must go to sleep first...I won't fix it till you go to bed...
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: alright.....
MrUnderworld1: *smile*
CharmedOne2689: but you better promise.....
MrUnderworld1: ....I promise....
MrUnderworld1: *pulls the covers down*...get to sleep, will ya?
MrUnderworld1: ...get in bed...
CharmedOne2689: *gets under the covers*
MrUnderworld1: *pulls them up, tucks her in*..there ya go? comfortable?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm.....*moves closer to him*
MrUnderworld1: *smile* *puts his arm around her again and slides down alittle, leaving her somewhat leaning on his chest*
MrUnderworld1: *still trying to regain himself after flipping out and becoming suddenly depressed, heart beats a mile a minute as he calms down* *deep sigh*...
MrUnderworld1: sure you're comfortable?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm.....very comfortable, thank you
MrUnderworld1: ....good
MrUnderworld1: now go to sleep...
CharmedOne2689: alright....
CharmedOne2689: goodnight, Hades....
MrUnderworld1: goodnight, kid...
CharmedOne2689: *closes her eyes*
MrUnderworld1: *kinda just relaxes and waits for her to fall asleep*
CharmedOne2689: *falls asleep*
MrUnderworld1: *lays with her for a good while, but can't fall asleep even if he tried*....*sigh*..*looks over at her*..*slight smile at her slumbering figure, then slides out of bed very carefully, as not to wake her*
CharmedOne2689: *still sleeps*
MrUnderworld1: ...*whispers*...goodnight...hera..*gives her a gentle kiss on the forehead, then kinda wanders out of the room and down the hall*
MrUnderworld1: *wanders around for a good while, smoking another two cigars without fail, then eventually dozes off slumped in the throne*
CharmedOne2689: *wakes up in the middle of the night*
CharmedOne2689: *can't even see in the darkness, but feels around and realizes Hades is missing*
CharmedOne2689: *panics*
CharmedOne2689: *lays there, heart pounding, terrified*
CharmedOne2689: *climbs out of bed, grabs a blanket*
CharmedOne2689: *opens the bedroom door, everything is pitch black*
MrUnderworld1: *asleep, head hanging to the side, snoring loudly*
CharmedOne2689: *hesitates, then sprints to the throne room*
CharmedOne2689: Hades!
CharmedOne2689: HAAADEEEES!
CharmedOne2689: *can't even see where she's going*
MrUnderworld1: *stirs*...huh?..wha?...*not even half awake*...what?
CharmedOne2689: HADES!
MrUnderworld1: ....what!?
CharmedOne2689: *follows the sound of his voice to the throne*
MrUnderworld1: *looks down at her*...
MrUnderworld1: ...hera?
CharmedOne2689: *trembling, pale*
MrUnderworld1: what...*big fanged yawn*..what are you doing up?
CharmedOne2689: I......I got scared......
MrUnderworld1: ...awww..
MrUnderworld1: ...of what?
CharmedOne2689: you....you left me there....by myself....in the dark........
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, I was right out here....I wouldn't let anything come and get you...
MrUnderworld1: *still only half awake*
CharmedOne2689: but....c-can I sleep out here....with you?
MrUnderworld1: *another big fanged yawn*
MrUnderworld1: ....out here?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderworld1: ...oh...oh, alright...
MrUnderworld1: ...whatever you wanna do, kid...
CharmedOne2689: *climbs up into his lap*
MrUnderworld1: *lets her get comfortable*
CharmedOne2689: *covers them both with the blanket*
MrUnderworld1: *holds her close to him in a gentle hug*...*rubs her arm*...warm?..it's cold out here, you know...
CharmedOne2689: I don't mind.....
MrUnderworld1: ....you always say that...
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile* you told me.....
MrUnderworld1: ...yea..
MrUnderworld1: ...I did..
CharmedOne2689: *snuggles up against him*
MrUnderworld1: ....*another yawn*...gods..I can't stop yawning...
CharmedOne2689: we may as well go back to sleep.....
MrUnderworld1: ......sure, kid..
MrUnderworld1: *leans her head on his chest*...go to sleep...
CharmedOne2689: *leans up, kisses his cheek*
MrUnderworld1: *surprised*...
MrUnderworld1: ..I...I get kisses now?
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile*
CharmedOne2689: Yes.....
MrUnderworld1: ....awwww..
MrUnderworld1: why?
CharmedOne2689: because...you're Hades......
MrUnderworld1: ...*chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: ...wow..
CharmedOne2689: and because you're the best big brother......
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, I am not...
CharmedOne2689: yes, you are
MrUnderworld1: ...no I'm not..
CharmedOne2689: I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.....
MrUnderworld1: ...*smile*
MrUnderworld1: ...I'm glad you think so...
MrUnderworld1: *leans his now throbbing chin to the side so it doesn't lean on her head*
CharmedOne2689: *comfortable*
CharmedOne2689: After I go home......I want to come visit....
MrUnderworld1: ....sure thing...
CharmedOne2689: *yawn*
MrUnderworld1: ...whatever...you..*yawn*...want..
CharmedOne2689: *closes her eyes*
CharmedOne2689: Goodnight again, Hades.....
MrUnderworld1: *already falling back asleep*...mmhmm...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: *goes to sleep*
MrUnderworld1: *snores as well*
CharmedOne2689: NEXT MORNING, FOOLS!
MrUnderworld1: UH OH, KIDS!
CharmedOne2689: *stirs*
MrUnderworld1: *sound asleep, snoring slighlty*
CharmedOne2689: *opens her eyes and looks around, disoriented*
CharmedOne2689: *sits up and sees she's sitting in Hades' lap in the throne*
CharmedOne2689: *back to herself again*
CharmedOne2689: *gives Hades a big kiss to wake him up*
MrUnderworld1: *jumps, stirs*
MrUnderworld1: *opens his eyes* *gently reaches up and strokes her cheek, then kisses back*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls away after a moment, hugs him tightly* Did you miss me?
MrUnderworld1: ....yes..
MrUnderworld1: ...of course I missed you...
MrUnderworld1: ...it's not the same around here without you...
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
CharmedOne2689: I missed you too......
MrUnderworld1: ....*smile*
CharmedOne2689: *kisses him again*
MrUnderworld1: *kisses back*
CharmedOne2689: *so happy to see him*
MrUnderworld1: ...I'm so glad to have you back, hera..
CharmedOne2689: So am I......even though I hardly knew I was gone....*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: What happened, exactly?
MrUnderworld1: ....ugggh...Hebe got upset and took her anger out the wrong way...and for some reason, she took it out on you...she made you a few years younger....
CharmedOne2689: ........................oh...........
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ...just a "few" years younger....
CharmedOne2689: she did that?
MrUnderworld1: ....don't worry...what she did didn't go unpunished....
CharmedOne2689: well, that isn't the point.....
MrUnderworld1: .....hm?
CharmedOne2689: why did she do something that horrible.........I...I didn't mean to upset her.....
MrUnderworld1: ...it could have been worse...but, she just wanted to put you in her place...and it didn't exactly work...
CharmedOne2689: why not?
MrUnderworld1: ...well, just because you were a little kid doesn't mean you were gonna feel her pain...*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: oh.....
CharmedOne2689: was I a bad kid?
MrUnderworld1: .....omg, are you kidding?
MrUnderworld1: ..no way!
CharmedOne2689: really?
MrUnderworld1: ...possibly the most well behaved kid ever...*smile*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: was I afraid of you?
MrUnderworld1: ....you were scared of me at first...*chuckle*...that didn't last long at all...
CharmedOne2689: oh?
MrUnderworld1: ...you kept telling me how nice I was....
MrUnderworld1: ....*rolls eyes*...
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
MrUnderworld1: and she "didn't mind" much...
CharmedOne2689: I had good taste, even then
CharmedOne2689: *sigh* That's just a habit.....
MrUnderworld1: ....hahaha...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: yea, sure....
CharmedOne2689: How did she end up sleeping in your lap in the throne?
MrUnderworld1: ...oh...well, I took her to bed and she wanted me to stay with her...so I did...but, I couldn't sleep, so I kinda wandered out here and fell asleep in the throne..and she woke up in the middle of the night, had a panic attack when she saw I wasn't there anymore with her, and came and found me...
CharmedOne2689: hmmm....well, at least I was well behaved for you....
MrUnderworld1: ...yes...you were
CharmedOne2689: I wouldn't want to be any trouble, especially when you have your own kids to worry about
MrUnderworld1: ...the kids were a pain in the ass...but, oh well...
MrUnderworld1: ...you got me to play tag, though...
CharmedOne2689: I did?
CharmedOne2689: wait....I played tag?
CharmedOne2689: I never play tag.....
MrUnderworld1: ...AND I had to chase down Eris...but for other reasons...
MrUnderworld1: well, you did...
CharmedOne2689: *sigh* I can't believe Hebe did something like that........
MrUnderworld1: I know...
MrUnderworld1: little bitch, isn't she?
MrUnderworld1: ...little miserable bitch...
CharmedOne2689: I suppose......but....I didn't mean to upset her. I just didn't want her to see the movie, that's all.....
MrUnderworld1: ....I didn't want her to see it either...why didn't she get mad at me?...I guess because she thought you'd side with her and you didn't?...I dunno...
CharmedOne2689: I don't know......
CharmedOne2689: it doesn't matter
CharmedOne2689: but I guess I'll go apologize.....
MrUnderworld1: you? Apologize?
MrUnderworld1: I don't think so!
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderworld1: she is the one that owes you the apology...
MrUnderworld1: ...do NOT make yourself seem inferior to that little brat....
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ..she apologizes to YOU..
MrUnderworld1: and that's it..
CharmedOne2689: well, she isn't going to......
MrUnderworld1: ...how do you know?
CharmedOne2689: don't make her apologize.....if she's going to, I want it to be meaningful
MrUnderworld1: Hell I'm going to make her...I'm not going to do that!
MrUnderworld1: the little brat can speak up for herself...
CharmedOne2689: exactly....
MrUnderworld1: ...don't say a word to her, you hear?
CharmedOne2689: I won't
MrUnderworld1: ...that'll make her realize that she did something wrong...
MrUnderworld1: ..ok then..
CharmedOne2689: what do you want for breakfast, dear?
MrUnderworld1: Ah, I don't quite feel like eating....but, are you comfortable sitting in my lap?...all curled up?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm......very comfortable....
MrUnderworld1: ...*rolls eyes*...
MrUnderworld1: sure..
CharmedOne2689: I am!
MrUnderworld1: ...yea, ok
CharmedOne2689: *looks at him*
MrUnderworld1: hm?
CharmedOne2689: *cocks her head*
CharmedOne2689: What happened to your chin?
MrUnderworld1: .....what?
MrUnderworld1: ...my ch-oh..that...it was when I chased down Eris...
MrUnderworld1: ...went to grab her and I missed...
MrUnderworld1: fell flat on my chin..
MrUnderworld1: ....oh well..
CharmedOne2689: oh......poor dear......*kisses his chin*
MrUnderworld1: *jumps a little cause it stings, then smiles*...aww, thank you, mommy..my boo boo feels SO much better now...*fake childish grin*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: *rests her head on his shoulder*
MrUnderworld1: *hears pattering little feet*..oh no...don't look! *holds her head against his shoulder, covers her eyes*
CharmedOne2689: wha....what are you doing?
CharmedOne2689: *pushes his hand away*
MrUnderworld1: *annoying high pitched mewing* *all the kittens climb up Hades' robes and they all gather in his lap around Hera*....oh gods...
MrUnderworld1: *takes his hand away*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp of delight*
CharmedOne2689: Kittens!
CharmedOne2689: *picks one up and strokes it*
MrUnderworld1: ...yea...Grim and Demon have been gettin' jiggy with it...
CharmedOne2689: oh, they're absolutely adorable!
CharmedOne2689: Can we keep them?
MrUnderworld1: ...oh, come on...
MrUnderworld1: ALL of them?
CharmedOne2689: yes!
MrUnderworld1: ...*holds head in hands*
CharmedOne2689: all.....*counts*...seven of them!
MrUnderworld1: .....oy vey...
MrUnderworld1: *looks down at the kittens for a moment, then back at her* you wanna keep ALL seven of them?
CharmedOne2689: of course!
MrUnderworld1: ...*rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: *shakes head*
CharmedOne2689: oh, why do you care? I'm the one who cleans the litterbox....and feeds them.....
MrUnderworld1: ....yea...
MrUnderworld1: ha!...now you've got seven to keep track of...
CharmedOne2689: I don't mind....they're cute.....
MrUnderworld1: ...well....nine...along with the parents of this mess...
CharmedOne2689: oh, they aren't a mess....
MrUnderworld1: OW..OUCH..*looks down, they're climbing up his robes*..god damn it, cats, you have little OW sharp claws!
MrUnderworld1: ...*can't help but start laughing*
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
MrUnderworld1: AAAHAHAH!! OW!...OUCH!...AAAH HAHAHAH!
MrUnderworld1: *laughs*
MrUnderworld1: *won't move*
MrUnderworld1: Why do they OW climb!?
MrUnderworld1: WHY!?
CharmedOne2689: because....they're kittens.....
MrUnderworld1: Kitties?...ouch...Kitties?...can..can you keep to the OUCH!!...ground?
CharmedOne2689: Wonderful job, Grim and Demon.....*smiles at the two parent cats*
MrUnderworld1: ..no..no, not wonderful job...DEMON! Control yourself! No more litters!
CharmedOne2689: Hades you can stay out here with your kittens...I'm going to go make breakfast....
MrUnderworld1: aww, c'mon!
MrUnderworld1: MY kittens?
MrUnderworld1: they're not MY kittens!
CharmedOne2689: well, they like you....they are too YOUR kittens....
MrUnderworld1: ....oh, no
MrUnderworld1: NO!
MrUnderworld1: NO-ho-ho-ho!! *laughs*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderworld1: heeeelp...meeeee
CharmedOne2689: oh, stop....you're just being silly now....
MrUnderworld1: ...heeeeeeelp....
CharmedOne2689: *shakes her head with a smile, goes off to the kitchen*
MrUnderworld1: Nooooo!
CharmedOne2689: *starts breakfast*