MrUnderWorld1: Mmmm...what's for breakfast?
MrUnderWorld1: *rubs hands together with delight*
CharmedOne2689: It looks like pancakes to me....*slight smile* *serves everyone but Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*the kids cheer* PANCAKES
MrUnderWorld1: *rolls eyes*..yea, yea...good for you...
CharmedOne2689: Oh, you get some too.....*takes his plate, goes over to the pan and returns with pancakes with leeches inside*
MrUnderWorld1: Aw, yea That's what I'm talkin' 'bout....*seats himself*
CharmedOne2689: *sits down as well*
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe: *disgusted look*....eeeww....how can you eat that?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *eats with her fingers*
CharmedOne2689: Thanatos: *ditto*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades: *imitates her*...eeeew HOW can you EAT that? heh..
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: *digs in*
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe:....what dad eats is disgusting....
CharmedOne2689: Well, he likes it....so he can eat it whenever he wants
CharmedOne2689: be glad he doesn't make you kids eat it *chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: Eris:....I'd like it
CharmedOne2689: well, next time, Eris, I'll make special pancakes for you as well
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos: *random screech of joy, pounds little fists on the table giggling*
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe:...you guys are so messed up...
Hades: ah, lighten up, will ya?...gods....just like your mother over there...*shoots hera a look, wearing a big grin*...hehehe...
CharmedOne2689: Oh, I'm not THAT uptight.....
CharmedOne2689: *shakes her head with a smile*
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe:....*looks over at Hades*...like mom? I'm not like mom
CharmedOne2689: Thanatos: *spit bubbles*
CharmedOne2689: *finishes* Does anyone want more pancakes while I'm up?
MrUnderWorld1: Hades: *raises hand, mouth full*
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos: *raises his hand, too, copying Hades*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: How many more, dear?
MrUnderWorld1: .....*puts up 2 fingers as he gulps down what's in his mouth*
CharmedOne2689: *gets up from her chair, takes his plate again*
CharmedOne2689: *hands his plate back with two leech pancakes*
CharmedOne2689: *puts her own plate and Thanatos' in the sink*
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe: *puts hers and Eris' dishes in the sink since they're finished*..I'm gonna go get dressed...
Eris: I'll beat you to the bedroom *they both run off*
CharmedOne2689: *hands Thanatos a toy to occupy himself and starts the dishes*
MrUnderWorld1: *eats up*
MrUnderWorld1: ...*finishes in no time*....damn....they tasted GREAT.....*gets up and puts his dishes in the sink, stands next to her, leaning on the counter*....they were good, thanks babe...
CharmedOne2689: you're welcome, dear.....
MrUnderWorld1: ......I'm so glad we've got an awesome cook in the house...*smile*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle* I'm glad you like my cooking....because if you didn't...you would starve
MrUnderWorld1: ...probably...
CharmedOne2689: *finishes up the dishes*
MrUnderWorld1: or go back to eating snacks and junk food to make it from day to day.....
CharmedOne2689: mmmhmm
MrUnderWorld1: .....yup....*sees thanatos fidgeting*
MrUnderWorld1: ...heh....let's see what happens if we leave him in the high chair and ignore him...he'll probably freak...
CharmedOne2689: oh, that's horrible.....
CharmedOne2689: I don't need him flaming again
MrUnderWorld1: .......don't look at him....
CharmedOne2689: alright, alright.....
MrUnderWorld1: he's gettin' all frustrated...
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos:....AAAH ...aaah ...*reaches out, wanting to get picked up*...
MrUnderWorld1: Hades: *looks away, chuckling*
CharmedOne2689: *tempted to pick him up*
CharmedOne2689: *makes herself look away*
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos:....eh...eh ...AAAAH ...*starts to turn a slight orange*.....*starts to turn red as he gets angry*
MrUnderWorld1: *lets out a scream, flames*
CharmedOne2689: *looks at him*
CharmedOne2689: *shakes her head* He's just like his father.....
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:...*looks over at him, laughs*...doesn't take much to make him mad, huh?....short fuse
CharmedOne2689: *goes over and picks up the screaming Thanatos*
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos: *still screaming*..
Hades:....gods...did he even stop to take a breath?
CharmedOne2689: Probably not...
MrUnderWorld1: HA ...
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos:...*kicking and screaming, having a temper tantrum even though he's out of his high chair*
CharmedOne2689: Thanatos, calm down
CharmedOne2689: *can barely keep a hold on him*
MrUnderWorld1: *starts to calm down after awhile....still red, but has stopped screaming*...*all worked up*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:...wow...
CharmedOne2689: shhhhh....*rocks Thanatos*
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos:...*calms down back to blue*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks up at Hera, bottom lip trembles, now getting upset*....
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:...*rolls eyes*...this kid is a piece of work...
CharmedOne2689: Oh, no no no....don't cry.....shhh....
CharmedOne2689: *glances up at Hades* Where do you think he gets it from?
MrUnderWorld1: .....yea...true....
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos: *all quiet, but still wears an expression as if he's gonna shed tears, eyes all big and watery*
CharmedOne2689: *strokes Thanatos' cheek* Don't start crying....please....
MrUnderWorld1: *silent tears drip down his face, but he doesn't freak out....stays quiet, getting tired looking*
CharmedOne2689: I think someone needs a nap, hm?
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:....gods...all of THAT over being in a high chair?...
CharmedOne2689: Hades, you do the same thing.....
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: Let's put him to bed...he looks tired......
MrUnderWorld1: .....alright....you do that...
CharmedOne2689: alright.....*takes Thanatos to the master bedroom*
CharmedOne2689: *puts him in his bassinet and stays with him until he falls asleep*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:...*follows her into the bedroom*...is the monster asleep?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm
CharmedOne2689: sound asleep
MrUnderWorld1: ....that's nice...
CharmedOne2689: *kisses Hades' cheek*
CharmedOne2689: He's just like you.....
MrUnderWorld1: *smiles*...*pulls her close*...yea, too bad, huh?...*gives her a gentle kiss*..
CharmedOne2689: *kisses back*
CharmedOne2689: No, it's a good thing....
CharmedOne2689: I can never get enough Hades around here,,,,*chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmm....
MrUnderWorld1: .....that kid's gonna be a menace...
CharmedOne2689: I think we're prepared for him....
CharmedOne2689: he'll turn out just fine.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....yea...suuuure...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *comes in the room*
CharmedOne2689: *ahem*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks over at her*....what?
CharmedOne2689: Um......Kara wants to know if I can go with her to a movie
MrUnderWorld1: ...hmmm....*gives an unsure look*...*looks over at Hera*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: What movie?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Well....like....it's a romantic movie.....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sigh* Hebe, I really don't know......
MrUnderWorld1: ....... romantic ?...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: But....but it has my favorite actor in it
CharmedOne2689: And it will only be for a few hours
CharmedOne2689: Kara is allowed to go
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I just don't think your father or myself would approve of you seeing such a movie, dear....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: But mooooom
CharmedOne2689: Hera: No.....maybe when you're a little older
MrUnderWorld1: .....Hebe.....the movie probably sucks....and if it's full of that overrated romantic crap...c'mon, forget it...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: I WANT TO GO Pleeeeeeeease
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Hebe, I already said no.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....we BOTH said no...
MrUnderWorld1: *flames gets a little red*...*glares at hebe*...read...my...LIPS.....NOOOO
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *angry look* That's not fair
MrUnderWorld1: ...hey, listen...life's not fair, ok?....maybe your little friend can come over here, alright?.....that doesn't bother me...but from earlier times, I don't want you away from home without one of us with you.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....take it or leave it, Hebe....creepy Kara comes here...or you go nowhere....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: kara isn't creepy I want to go to the movies
CharmedOne2689: Hera: We said no, Hebe......
MrUnderWorld1: *looks at Hera, making clear that the conversation is over*...Hera, let her have it her way......she's not goin'....I gave her a choice to have her friend come HERE instead...but, oh well...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *frustrated looking* FINE I'll just go rot in my room, then Like you want me to *stomps off*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*yells after her*...have fun, honey
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *chuckle* Hades, that's awful....
MrUnderWorld1: ...hey, c'mon...she's actin' like a brat....did I or did I not say she could have Kara come here?...Kara can even sleepover if she wants to...
CharmedOne2689: Well, she already decided no....
MrUnderWorld1: ..sucks for her...
CharmedOne2689: *shakes her head* She'll be worse when she's a teenager
MrUnderWorld1: ...great...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *sulking in her room, hates everyone*
MrUnderWorld1: ....I can see where she's comin' from, though...she's a kid ...she wants to go out...I understand that....but, c'mon...with what he deal with?...I don't feel like risking her well being over a dumb ass movie, hera...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I know, I know.....she just doesn't understand how risky it would be.....
CharmedOne2689: It's for her own good
MrUnderWorld1: ..yea...it's for her own good?..
MrUnderWorld1: was I good with making that decision or was I being an asshole?....
CharmedOne2689: No, no, you were fine.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....really?
CharmedOne2689: Of course....but she'll probably be angry with us for awhile
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmm....
MrUnderWorld1: ...hey, I tried to make it fair, though...didn't I?
CharmedOne2689: Well, you were nice enough to offer for her friend to come here...and she turned it down.....
CharmedOne2689: So really, it's her own fault
MrUnderWorld1: ......yea...
MrUnderWorld1: ...why doesn't she just accept that?
CharmedOne2689: ...........she's stubborn
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: They're so mean to me.....they won't let me do anything. And mom wants me to just rot down here like everything else....
MrUnderWorld1: ...*sigh*...well...I tried...
MrUnderWorld1: Eris:....*blink*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: No, you did fine......
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Hey, Eris.....I should get back at them
MrUnderWorld1: .....*another sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: Eris:....how?
CharmedOne2689: hmmmm.....
CharmedOne2689: any ideas?
MrUnderWorld1: Eris:...*gasp of delight*
CharmedOne2689: what?
MrUnderWorld1: *sketches down a picture in her drawing pad of Hera as a little kid*...*gives it to hebe, giggling*
CharmedOne2689: *looks at it, laughs*
MrUnderWorld1: ....you can do that....
CharmedOne2689: Yeah, we'll see how SHE likes it being a kid.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....and dad has to watch her...
CharmedOne2689: Yeah
MrUnderWorld1: *giggles evily*
CharmedOne2689: Alright...hmm....
CharmedOne2689: I think if I just......that'll work....alright, Eris.....
CharmedOne2689: how old should we make her?
MrUnderWorld1: ....*stare*
MrUnderWorld1: *shrug*
MrUnderWorld1: *suddenly stops, doesn't care anymore, ADD, does back to drawing with no interest*
CharmedOne2689: hmmm.....maybe like, 8 will do....my age......*does her thing*
CharmedOne2689: *Hades and Hera still talking in the bedroom*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *suddenly stops mid-sentence*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:........*is looking down at Thanatos*....yea...kids....they're a pain in the ass...but so damn cute when they're asleep...
CharmedOne2689: *a little kid*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: *turns around to face Hera again, no one there*....*slowly looks down at the new little being in front of him*.................................*stare*
MrUnderWorld1: ........o....m...g....
CharmedOne2689: *lets out a scream and runs away*
MrUnderWorld1: HERA ?
MrUnderWorld1: *blink*...WTF ?
MrUnderWorld1: *runs out after her*..*looks up and down the hallway*....Hera?.....HERA ?
CharmedOne2689: *runs to the throne room, looks around for somewhere to go* MrUnderWorld1: *runs out into the throne room as well*...*sees her and stops dead in his tracks*...Hera ....PLEASE, don't run....ok?
CharmedOne2689: *stares at him*
MrUnderWorld1: *hebe and eris can hear the commotion, hebe's lovin' it*
MrUnderWorld1: .......do...not....run...
CharmedOne2689: *whimper*
MrUnderWorld1: .....chill, ok?
MrUnderWorld1: ....do....you.....know...who I am?
CharmedOne2689: *stares at him for a minute*
CharmedOne2689: Um...........
MrUnderWorld1: ..................
MrUnderWorld1: *stares at her*
CharmedOne2689: you look....familiar.......
CharmedOne2689: but no.......
MrUnderWorld1: .........uggh...
MrUnderWorld1: ....well....you're Hera, right?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderWorld1: ..ok, then....that's good, right?
CharmedOne2689: Yes?
MrUnderWorld1: .....and you're all from Olympus with the other Olympians like Demeter and Hestia and Zeus and what have you, correct?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderWorld1: ....oookay...
CharmedOne2689: Can I go home now?
MrUnderWorld1: .......*sigh*....there's no one at home to watch you..so you have to stay here.........can I finish what I was trying to explain?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm
MrUnderWorld1: ....anyway....to finish what I was getting at...you know that flame-topped creep of a kid that annoys everyone?...
CharmedOne2689: Hades?
MrUnderWorld1: ..uh, yea...him...
CharmedOne2689: I know who he is......
MrUnderWorld1: well, I'm Hades....but all grown up...
CharmedOne2689: *blink*
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: ...why?....cause I am, ok?...I'm all grown up and you're Hera....as a little kid...
CharmedOne2689: I'm not a little kid.....
MrUnderWorld1: ......you're not, huh?...then what are ya?
CharmedOne2689: Um......
CharmedOne2689: I don't know.....
MrUnderWorld1: ......*raises eyebrow*...you're a little kid...
MrUnderWorld1: compared to ME, right?
CharmedOne2689: yes......
MrUnderWorld1: ...alright, then...
CharmedOne2689: is everyone else grown up, too?
MrUnderWorld1: ......um...yea...
CharmedOne2689: *eyes widen*
MrUnderWorld1: that's why there's no one to watch you...
CharmedOne2689: Is this.....the future???
MrUnderWorld1: .......and if it is?
CharmedOne2689: that's.....really really crazy
MrUnderWorld1: ....yea, well, I guess it is really really crazy then, huh?...*slight smile*
CharmedOne2689: Yeah....*slight smile*
CharmedOne2689: Can I meet my future self?
MrUnderWorld1: ...sure...someday, sure....
CharmedOne2689: not right now?
MrUnderWorld1: ....right now?...
MrUnderWorld1: ...WHY right now?
CharmedOne2689: yes....right now....
CharmedOne2689: because.....I want to
MrUnderWorld1: ...how 'bout you "take a look at" your future self?
CharmedOne2689: .........?
MrUnderWorld1: *the memory scroll appears in his hand*.....
MrUnderWorld1: *opens to a picture of the wedding, a good shot of Hera*....*hands it to her*...see?....aren't you beautiful?
CharmedOne2689: *stares at it*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*smile*
CharmedOne2689: I marry you when I grow up?
MrUnderWorld1: ....sure looks like it, huh?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm....
CharmedOne2689: *stares at the picture more*
MrUnderWorld1: ....let me find you another good picture...*puts his hand out for her to hand him the scrolls*
CharmedOne2689: *hands it to him*
CharmedOne2689: Can we sit down and look?
MrUnderWorld1: *takes it*...yea, sure.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....where ever you wanna sit...
MrUnderWorld1: .....in the throne?
MrUnderWorld1: in the bedroom?...kitchen?
MrUnderWorld1: whatever..
CharmedOne2689: I don't care.....
CharmedOne2689: Throne?
MrUnderWorld1: ...sure....g'head, kid....
CharmedOne2689: *runs over and climbs up into the throne*
MrUnderWorld1: *sits on the top step right next to it, leaving her to have the throne to herself*
CharmedOne2689: *waits for him to find a picture*
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmmm...here we go.....another one from the wedding....you smashing cake in my face...*shows her*
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
MrUnderWorld1: ...how adorable...
MrUnderWorld1: .....*flips the page*...and one of me doing it to you..ha!...
CharmedOne2689: No fair
MrUnderWorld1: .....that cake was good, too..
MrUnderWorld1: ....*chuckle*...
MrUnderWorld1: ....it was all in good fun.....
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderWorld1: hmmm....
CharmedOne2689: What am I like when I grow up?
MrUnderWorld1: ......you're the nicest person around....everyone loves you..
CharmedOne2689: really?
MrUnderWorld1: .....of course.....doesn't everyone love you now?
CharmedOne2689: well....mostly, yes....
MrUnderWorld1: ...well, there ya go...
CharmedOne2689: but aren't you supposed to hate everyone?
CharmedOne2689: That's what everyone says.....
MrUnderWorld1: *flips through the book, the pictures get a little into it so he puts it away, the scroll vanishes*.....yea, well....
MrUnderWorld1: .....I hate certain people...
CharmedOne2689: oh....
CharmedOne2689: but not me?
MrUnderWorld1: no..of course not...
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
CharmedOne2689: You aren't that bad.....
CharmedOne2689: you're being nice to me
MrUnderWorld1: .......you don't think I'm that bad?
CharmedOne2689: not really, no
CharmedOne2689: you haven't given me reason to
MrUnderWorld1: ......*slight smile*...that's good....
MrUnderWorld1: ...you ran away from me earlier....*raised eyebrow*
CharmedOne2689: I was scared.....
CharmedOne2689: and I didn't know what was going on
MrUnderWorld1: .....understandable....
CharmedOne2689: ......do you have children? Or.....do we, I mean?
MrUnderWorld1: .....well....you won't be here too long, so don't worry about it.....we'll have ya back home in no time....
MrUnderWorld1: .....yea, we do...
CharmedOne2689: really?
MrUnderWorld1: ...three, actually...
CharmedOne2689: Only three?
MrUnderWorld1: ....whaddya mean, ONLY?
CharmedOne2689: I always wanted like....six....
MrUnderWorld1: ...you're lucky you were blessed with three...and all of them are healthy......look at it that way, ok?
CharmedOne2689: *shrug*
CharmedOne2689: where are they?
MrUnderWorld1: ......besides....do you really wanna take care of six kids?.....believe me, three is enough work.......well, the two girls are probably in their room...and I'll have to talk to them about a little something shortly.....
MrUnderWorld1: and your son, Thanatos, the youngest, is asleep....
CharmedOne2689: I think I saw him already.....you were talking to him?
MrUnderWorld1: ......yea...
CharmedOne2689: *laughs* He looks like you
MrUnderWorld1: .....that's what everyone says...
CharmedOne2689: Are the other two in trouble? The girls?
MrUnderWorld1: ....oh, they will be...
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: you see, they've been acting like brats....wanting things they can't have and then causing a fuss over it......
CharmedOne2689: oh......
MrUnderWorld1: ......so...they'll regret acting that way....once they deal with me....
CharmedOne2689: what are you going to do to them?
MrUnderWorld1: .......oh, I dunno...
MrUnderWorld1: ...I haven't thought about that just yet...*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: Ooooh.....
CharmedOne2689: *Grim comes in the room*
CharmedOne2689: We have a cat, too?
MrUnderWorld1: ....but, whatever it is....they probably won't like it...*looks over at the cat*...
MrUnderWorld1: ....we have TWO cats...
MrUnderWorld1: dunno where the other one is...
CharmedOne2689: oh....
CharmedOne2689: *Grim jumps into her lap*
CharmedOne2689: *pets her*
MrUnderWorld1: .....you gave me Grim.....for Christmas once....
CharmedOne2689: I did?
MrUnderWorld1: ...yup...
CharmedOne2689: and what about the other one?
MrUnderWorld1: ....who, Demon?....you and the girls though he was cute.....so, he became a new addition to the family...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: ..yea..
CharmedOne2689: *Hebe is still laughing about what she did*
MrUnderWorld1: .....the cats haven't been around that much...probably have been gettin' used to the Underworld and have been lurkin' around...
CharmedOne2689: *Eris is still ADD and has moved on to something else*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks down the corridor*...oh, look...there's Demon....
CharmedOne2689: *looks at Demon*
MrUnderWorld1: *Demon lets out a cute little mew, then comes trotting out to her*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle* They like me.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....like I said, everyone does, babe...
CharmedOne2689: that's crazy
MrUnderWorld1: *looks down the corridor again, hears more little mews*.....*stands*....what the....?.....*about six little clumsy kittens come trotting out*
MrUnderWorld1: .....OMG
CharmedOne2689: I thought you said you had two?
MrUnderWorld1: We HAD two
MrUnderWorld1: Demon ...I'll kill you!...
MrUnderWorld1: Grim!!You little slut!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp* You said a bad word
MrUnderWorld1: .....oh...sorry?
MrUnderWorld1: ..*goes back to freaking out*...six ?...SIX ?
CharmedOne2689: *Grim jumps down, Hera gets up and goes to see the kittens*
MrUnderWorld1: .....SEVEN ? *a little one, the runt, goes wobbling out of the shadows*
CharmedOne2689: *picks up the runt one*
CharmedOne2689: *surrounded by cats and kittens*
MrUnderWorld1: *stands near the throne flipping* I am NOT having 9 cats down here Not doin' it
CharmedOne2689: Awww, why not?
CharmedOne2689: they're so cute.....*smiles as she pets the small one*
MrUnderWorld1: ....NINE?...c'mon, be reasonable.....wait, then again, you're a little kid....you think these little kittens are just so gosh darn cute....
CharmedOne2689: But wouldn't my future self want to keep them, too?
MrUnderWorld1: ..........uggggh...YES, unfortunately, YES...
CharmedOne2689: Then keep them
CharmedOne2689: Please?
MrUnderWorld1: ......OMG, NINE ?
CharmedOne2689: *stare* Why are you yelling?
MrUnderWorld1: ....I'm not yelling
CharmedOne26
89: *quiets*
MrUnderWorld1: ...and I'm not keeping nine cats, either
CharmedOne2689: *doesn't protest*
CharmedOne2689: *just sits on the floor with kittens crawling all over her*
MrUnderWorld1: Eris: *suddenly in the hall, sees the litter of kittens* KITTENS!!!!!!!*runs over, drops to the floor and sits amongst them, giggling*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:....*looks to the ceiling*...oh gods....
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe: *peeks out from the hall as well*....aaaaaaw
MrUnderWorld1: *runs over and joins Eris cautiously, keeping an eye on Hades for a moment, thinking he's gonna yell, but then plays with the kittens*
MrUnderWorld1: *Grim and Demon stand beside Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: Hades: *holds head in hands*
CharmedOne2689: *likes the little runt one the best*
MrUnderWorld1: Eris: *comes sprinting up to hades, jumping up and down*....DAD DAD DAD DAD CAN WE KEEP THEM ? CAN WE KEEP THEM, HUH ? PLEASE ? *Hades still has head in hands*
CharmedOne2689: *looks up at Hades* Yes, can we keep them?
MrUnderWorld1: Hebe:.....*doesn't say anything to him, avoiding eye contact*
MrUnderWorld1: .....*hands drop limp to his sides*.....aw, c'mon..
CharmedOne2689: Pleeeeeease?
MrUnderWorld1: Eris: *still jumping up and down* PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAASE ?
MrUnderWorld1: Hades:.....*throws head back and flames as he hollers* ERIS SHUUUDDDUP
CharmedOne2689: *wide-eyed stare*
MrUnderWorld1: *cools back down to blue, leaving Hebe and Eris horrified, Grim and Demon kinda back off, and all the kittens are dead quiet and stopped in their happy frolicking foot steps*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks down at all of them*.........if it makes you happy.....
MrUnderWorld1: .......then FINE.....we'll keep them...
MrUnderWorld1: ...FOR NOW...
MrUnderWorld1: .....for now...
MrUnderWorld1: ....gods....
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *just now notices Hera sitting there* Hey, who are you?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *elbows her in the ribs*
MrUnderWorld1: .....Eris...how STUPID are you?...it's your mother...and for SOME reason....*at this, shoots Hebe a look*....she's a little young...don't you think?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Yeah, she's like a stupid little kid....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: I'm not stupid
MrUnderWorld1: ...hey Eris ...*acts all happy*...guess what?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: What?
MrUnderWorld1: ....SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!*red*
CharmedOne2689: *shuts up*
MrUnderWorld1: *ahem, blue*....ok.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....hey, Hebe...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *silent, looks up at him*
MrUnderWorld1: ....oh goddess of YOUTH, tell me....what caused your mother's age to become so....oh, I dunno...young?
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: It's was Eris' idea
CharmedOne2689: Eris: NOT UH!!!!
MrUnderWorld1: .......how OLD is Eris?
MrUnderWorld1: ERIS!!!!!SHUT UP!!
MrUnderWorld1: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *pouts*
MrUnderWorld1: SHUT UP AND DON'T SPEAK UNTIL I SAY YOU CAN!!!
MrUnderWorld1: ...THANK you.....VERY much....for the love of GODS ...where was I?
MrUnderWorld1: anyway, Hebe....how OLD is your little sister, huh?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Uh....four....
MrUnderWorld1: .....are you going to take advice from a FOUR year old?
CharmedOne2689: well....nooo....
MrUnderWorld1: *it seems as if the kittens, the cats, Eris and Hera are all watching...and like, they are*
MrUnderWorld1: ......I would hope my oldest daughter would have more SENSE in that head of hers...
CharmedOne2689: *looks at the floor*
MrUnderWorld1: ......what discussion did we have earlier?
MrUnderWorld1: ....*flame gets a little red*....LOOK at me whan I'm speaking to you, Hebe...
CharmedOne2689: *looks up at him, lip trembling*
MrUnderWorld1: ......you wanted to go to the movies, correct?....I respect that....it sounds fun....but...I'm WORRIED about you....we have enemies....do you think I want you to get hurt?.....I would only let you go somewhere if me or your mother were going.....
CharmedOne2689: *Eris and Hera go back to playing with the kittens quietly*
MrUnderWorld1: ......sorry, Hebe...but the answer was NO to that one....it was for your own good....I was NOT going to let you risk your wellbeing over some STUPID movie...
MrUnderWorld1: .....but....did I or did I not offer for you to have Kara over?
MrUnderWorld1: .....this way, you could still have fun ....Kara could have even SLEPT over for all I care ....and what do you do?....you bitch and complain to ME....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *sniff*
MrUnderWorld1: ...I offered you something fair in return since I shot down your movie outing.......and you go and be a total BRAT about it ?
MrUnderWorld1: .....and you turn your mother into a little kid ?...just cause you were upset....OVER NOTHING?
MrUnderWorld1: .......seems you've lost out.....and it was all your fault....you'll look back on this mistake of yours and think twice, now won't you?
CharmedOne2689: *slow nod*
MrUnderWorld1: .......now you turn your mother BACK....you understand me?
CharmedOne2689: but....but....
MrUnderWorld1: .....do...you....understand ME?
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: But......
MrUnderWorld1: ...you turn her the hell back...don't but me, alright?....do what you're told.....or you'll NEVER see your friends AGAIN......
CharmedOne2689: but Dad
MrUnderWorld1: ......BUT WHAT!!!? *flames*
CharmedOne2689: *flinches*
CharmedOne2689: I....I......I'm not sure how......
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Uh oh, busted, Hebe....
MrUnderWorld1: ......you....will....FIND A WAY.....or you will...NEVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN!...
MrUnderWorld1: AM I CLEAR ON THAT?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *shaky nod*
MrUnderWorld1: ...now...*straightens up*...get out of my face....and if your mother isn't turned back soon.....you're really gonna be up shit's creek without a paddle, Hebe....get to work...
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *runs away*
MrUnderWorld1: *strolls over to Eris, towers over her*
MrUnderWorld1: *his shadow looms down on her*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *looks up at him*
CharmedOne2689: Um.....hi?
MrUnderWorld1: .........hi...
MrUnderWorld1: *reaches down and lifts her off the ground by the scruff of her shirt*....and YOU....you're busted too, you little BRAT....you're a little brat, too ....straighten up, or I'll straighten you out MYSELF......*tosses her back onto her feet*...go to your room.......I'll think about keeping these kittens.....
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *just watches silently like she has the whole time*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *runs off*
MrUnderWorld1: *sighs*...
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *looks up at Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks down at her*.......*sad expression*.....
CharmedOne2689: What's wrong?
MrUnderWorld1: *flops down onto the floor*
MrUnderWorld1: ....nothing...
CharmedOne2689: *scoots over next to him*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks over at her*......
MrUnderWorld1: ....sorry you had to see that....but it's the father's job to lay down the law....
CharmedOne2689: Yeah.....
CharmedOne2689: *hugs him*
MrUnderWorld1: .......*surprised*...
MrUnderWorld1: ....*slight smile*....*leans over and hugs back gently*
MrUnderWorld1: ....I get a hug?
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm....
CharmedOne2689: you looked sad....
MrUnderWorld1: .......yea....well...
MrUnderWorld1: ...I dunno....
CharmedOne2689: you miss older me?
MrUnderWorld1: ......*sigh*...
MrUnderWorld1: *nods*
CharmedOne2689: I'm sorry....
MrUnderWorld1: ....sorry?
MrUnderWorld1: for what, kid? *pulls away gently, look down at her*
CharmedOne2689: because I'm here instead of her.....
MrUnderWorld1: ......well, that's not your fault, now is it?
CharmedOne2689: well...no....
MrUnderWorld1: ..it's that brat of a daughter that had to make things this way...
MrUnderWorld1: so, don't worry about it...we'll have you home shortly....and it'll be as if this never happened...
CharmedOne2689: okay.......
MrUnderWorld1: .......*halfhearted smile*
CharmedOne2689: *yawn*
MrUnderWorld1: *puts his arm around her, leans her against his side*
CharmedOne2689: *nudges up against him*
MrUnderWorld1: ......*deep sigh*
CharmedOne2689: *closes her eyes*
MrUnderWorld1: ....tired, kid?
CharmedOne2689: mmmhmmm
MrUnderWorld1: *all the kittens cuddle up around the two of them, Grim and Demon curl up in Hades' lap*...what am I, a piece of furniture, here?....*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ......*kinda just.....like...sits there*
MrUnderWorld1: *looks down at her*......you wanna go home?
CharmedOne2689: *looks up at him*
CharmedOne2689: I guess.....
CharmedOne2689: I don't know
MrUnderWorld1: ...no?...why not?
CharmedOne2689: *shrug*
CharmedOne2689: I have to go home anyway......
MrUnderWorld1: ....yea...
MrUnderWorld1: ..oh well...
MrUnderWorld1: if you had the chance to visit, would ya?
CharmedOne2689: Yeah.....I would...*slight smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ....really?
CharmedOne2689: of course I would, silly
MrUnderWorld1: ..*chuckle*....
MrUnderWorld1: ....whatever you say...
CharmedOne2689: I would!
MrUnderWorld1: ...ok!I believe you!
MrUnderWorld1: ...gods, pushy, aren't we?
CharmedOne2689: Me? .....no......
MrUnderWorld1: ....of course not.....
CharmedOne2689: Tell me more about myself.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....like what?
CharmedOne2689: like.......I don't know, anything
MrUnderWorld1: .....I like chocolate...
CharmedOne2689: *raised eyebrow*
CharmedOne2689: that isn't even relevant......
MrUnderWorld1: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: What am I like?
CharmedOne2689: Tell me pleeeeeeease.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....when you're older?
CharmedOne2689: yes
CharmedOne2689: *pushes the cats out of the way, climbs into his lap*
MrUnderWorld1: *lets her get comfortable*
MrUnderWorld1: you're beautiful, for one thing....not like you're not beautiful right now....you're a strong person...you always know how to fix things.........and you�ve tamed a feared Tartarian.....*smile*
CharmedOne2689: really?
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ......*nod*
CharmedOne2689: Am I as nice as you?
MrUnderWorld1: 100 times nicer than me, babe...
CharmedOne2689: no way......
MrUnderWorld1: ....yes way...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: What else?
MrUnderWorld1: ....what else?
CharmedOne2689: yes....
MrUnderWorld1: ....hmm...
MrUnderWorld1: ...you're a really good cook...
CharmedOne2689: not uh
CharmedOne2689: I'm bad at cooking....
MrUnderWorld1: .....not when you're older....
MrUnderWorld1: ..and your chocolate cake is awesome, babe...what am I saying?...everything you cook is awesome...
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
MrUnderWorld1: ....and you LOVE to spoil me...
MrUnderWorld1: .....you treat me too damn good...
CharmedOne2689: But isn't that a good thing?
MrUnderWorld1: ....sure...
CharmedOne2689: is that why you married me?
MrUnderWorld1: .....no, not entirely...but, yes, you were the only person to be nice to me....and that changed alot of things about me...
CharmedOne2689: I can tell.....
MrUnderWorld1: ......*smile*....you can tell?
MrUnderWorld1: ...how?
CharmedOne2689: because.....you're mean to me at home
CharmedOne2689: or at least you used to be
MrUnderWorld1: ......oh....
MrUnderWorld1: ....I apologize...
MrUnderWorld1: well, things where ALOT different back then....
MrUnderWorld1: ...and they were that way for a LONG long time....
CharmedOne2689: I know.....
MrUnderWorld1: but, change is good.....as you can see...
CharmedOne2689: but now you're nothing like your old self....
MrUnderWorld1: ......nothing like him?...not even a little bit?
CharmedOne2689: well, I guess you still look like him....
CharmedOne2689: and you got really mad at your kids.....
CharmedOne2689: but no, you aren't much like him at all
MrUnderWorld1: .....hmm, well, I can't be mean to you....I just can't...you're Hera....*chuckle*....but, to other people, sometimes they might not even notice the new me at all.....
CharmedOne2689: oh....
MrUnderWorld1: .....yea...
MrUnderWorld1: ...just the way I am...
CharmedOne2689: well, I noticed, if that makes you feel better
MrUnderWorld1: .....thanks, kid....
CharmedOne2689: you're welcome, Hades
MrUnderWorld1: .....*smile*...
MrUnderWorld1: ...hey, listen...can we, uh, move to the throne?....my back isn't too good nowadays...*flinch*
CharmedOne2689: oh....sorry...*gets up*
MrUnderWorld1: no, no, not your fault...I'm just gettin' old, that's all...*chuckle*....*gets to his feet, straightens up, his back cracks*...ow, that hurt....
CharmedOne2689: Why don't we just go to bed?
MrUnderWorld1: ...you tired?
CharmedOne2689: a little....
MrUnderWorld1: ...*smile*...alright..whatever you wanna do...
MrUnderWorld1: c'mon....*leads her to the master bedroom*
CharmedOne2689: *follows close behind*
MrUnderWorld1: *every little kitten scampers along, following, the two cats as well*
MrUnderWorld1: *stops at the bedroom door*...g'head in....
CharmedOne2689: *goes in the room*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*watches all seven kittens trot along behind her*...
MrUnderWorld1: ...are all these kittens comin' up in the bed, too?
CharmedOne2689: I guess so....
MrUnderWorld1: ...*rolls eyes*...oh gods...
MrUnderWorld1: *all the kittens mew at the end of the bed since they're still too young to jump*
CharmedOne2689: *helps each one up onto the bed*
MrUnderWorld1: *grim and demon jump up onto the bed*
MrUnderWorld1: *climbs up onto the bed, leans against the head board, watches as kittens run around clumsily on the bed*...
MrUnderWorld1: ...this is SO not happening every night....
CharmedOne2689: *climbs up on the bed also*
CharmedOne2689: *gets under the covers*
MrUnderWorld1: *doesn't get under the covers, just sits there*
CharmedOne2689: *pets one of the kittens that found its way to her lap*
MrUnderWorld1: *after awhile, the kittens gather at the foot of the bed, they all huddle together, along with their parents, and start to fall asleep*
CharmedOne2689: *exhausted*
MrUnderWorld1: *picks up the kitten that's fast asleep in her lap*...*holds it in his palm, since it fits perfectly in his huge hand*.......
CharmedOne2689: *tired smile*
CharmedOne2689: they're cute
MrUnderWorld1: ..yea....cute little thing.....*leans over to the end of the bed, lays it amongst it's siblings*...*leans back against the head board*....go to sleep, Hera...
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: I don't want to......
MrUnderWorld1: .......why?
MrUnderWorld1: you look exhausted..
CharmedOne2689: I don't know
CharmedOne2689: I just don't want to.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...well, you need a reason...
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: ....just because....
CharmedOne2689: oh....
MrUnderWorld1: ....*smile*
CharmedOne2689: because I'd rather stay up.....since I won't be here long....
MrUnderWorld1: ......aw, don't think of it that way....
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: think of it as...uh.....a nice ending to a good day...besides...you'd come and visit, right?
CharmedOne2689: I said I would....
MrUnderWorld1: .....exactly...
CharmedOne2689: but I can't, though
MrUnderWorld1: you'll have other opportunities to hang out with the terrible Lord of the Dead.....
CharmedOne2689: but how?
MrUnderWorld1: ....Hades always finds a way..
CharmedOne2689: oh
CharmedOne2689: alright, then
MrUnderWorld1: .....*gentle smile*
CharmedOne2689: *moves over closer to him*
MrUnderWorld1: *pulls the covers up on her more*..
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ...comfortable?
CharmedOne2689: *yawn*
CharmedOne2689: mmhmm
MrUnderWorld1: .....that's good....now go to sleep...
CharmedOne2689: goodnight, Hades.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...goodnight, hera...
CharmedOne2689: *closes her eyes*
MrUnderWorld1: *watches her fall asleep*
CharmedOne2689: *sleeps*
MrUnderWorld1: *lays down a little, leans his head on hers as she does*
CharmedOne2689: NEXT MORNING, PEOPLE
MrUnderWorld1: *fast asleep, snoring*
CharmedOne2689: *wakes up, confused until she remembers what happened*
CharmedOne2689: *looks at Hades*
CharmedOne2689: *gets out of bed*
CharmedOne2689: *wanders to the throne room, finds the memory scroll*
CharmedOne2689: *climbs into the throne and looks through the memory scroll*
MrUnderWorld1: Thanatos:....*stirs, whimpers* Hades: *hears him*..huh?...wha?
MrUnderWorld1: *wakes up*...*looks over to see Hera not there*....oh, she's up.....*goes over and picks Thanatos up*...hungry?...*walks out into the hall, ALL the kittens follow as he does*...*looks behind himself at the parade of kittens*.....oh, christ...
MrUnderWorld1: good morning, Hera....*passes her in the throne as he goes off into the kitchen and prepares a bottle for Thanatos*
CharmedOne2689: *glances up* Good morning....
MrUnderWorld1: *a trail of kittens follow Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: *all of the mewing*
CharmedOne2689: *chuckles at the sight of the kittens behind him*
MrUnderWorld1: *grim and demon sit with hera, grim lays on the right arm of the throne, demon on the left*
MrUnderWorld1: *feeds thanatos his bottle*
CharmedOne2689: *puts the scroll down and pets the cats*
CharmedOne2689: *wanders into the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: *rocks thanatos for a moment until a black playpen pops up*....*places him inside with toys to occupy him*.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....alright....time for breakfast...what do you want for breakfast?
CharmedOne2689: Anything....
MrUnderWorld1: .....*hollers* HEBE ?...ERIS ? ...GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE......
CharmedOne2689: *Hebe and Eris come and sit in their spots*
MrUnderWorld1: ....Hebe?...Eris?...any special requests for breakfast?
MrUnderWorld1: ....oh, and Hebe....figure something out yet?
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Well......no....
MrUnderWorld1: ......why not?
MrUnderWorld1: .....hmm?
CharmedOne2689: I went to bed and slept....
MrUnderWorld1: ..why did you do that?
CharmedOne2689: Because I was tired....
MrUnderWorld1: ...did I not tell you I wanted your mother turned back....SOON....I didn't mean THREE DAYS FROM NOW....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Well....I'll do it today.....
MrUnderWorld1: *slams his hand down on the table and gets in her face, making Hebe lean back a little*....you WILL turn her back today....or your life from now on will actually BE a living hell.....you don't want to get me any more upset with you than I already am...*grabs her under the chin and pulls her forward*...get it done, Hebe...*pulls away*....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *shocked*
CharmedOne2689: *falls silent*
MrUnderWorld1: *strolls over to hera, looks down at her*...go and sit down...*gentle smile*...
CharmedOne2689: *goes and sits at the table quietly*
MrUnderWorld1: *cooks eggs and bacon for everyone, yay *
CharmedOne2689: Eris, Hey, how come you like her better, Dad? *points at Hera*
MrUnderWorld1: *serves each of them, then sits where he usually does with a cup of coffee, doesn't quite feel like eating today...feels miserable*
MrUnderWorld1: ....I don't like her better....I'm just a little angry with you two....
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Oh......
MrUnderWorld1: .....going off and acting like complete jackasses isn't what I expect from MY daughters, Eris...
CharmedOne2689: hebe: *stares at her plate, picks at her food*
CharmedOne2689: Eris: I didn't do it....
MrUnderWorld1: .....you're just as guilty as hebe, so shuddup...
CharmedOne2689: *everyone eats silently*
MrUnderWorld1: ......*waits until everyone is finished*....everyone done?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Yeah
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Yes....
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: *silence*
CharmedOne2689: Thanatos: *shrieks as he plays in his playpen*
MrUnderWorld1: ....well...since the usual role of mother isn't here right now.....I think the two of us that have taken that away from us should fill in.....*stands*....Hebe, Eris...clean off the table and clean the dishes....give me any shit about it, and I'll make you clean the whole god damn Underworld...
CharmedOne2689: *gets up, starts to help*
MrUnderWorld1: Hera.....do NOT touch any dishes....
CharmedOne2689: *slowly puts her plate back on the table*
MrUnderWorld1: .....Eris, you're annoying me lately, so, I suggest you stay out of my face until this all blows over....as goes for you, Hebe......and when you're done with this, you will go off and find a way to fix your mother...or you'll be in deep.....DEEP...shit.....ok? *fake grin*
CharmedOne2689: Hebe: Mhm
MrUnderWorld1: ...no...not mhm ....am I CLEAR?
CharmedOne2689: Yes
MrUnderWorld1: ..good.....get to work...
MrUnderWorld1: *the playpen and Thanatos vanish to the Throne room*...c'mon, hera...*gives her a gentle expression as he walks out into the throne room*
CharmedOne2689: *glances at hebe and Eris, then follows Hades out to the throne room*
MrUnderWorld1: *hebe and eris are doing what they are told in the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: *the kitten parade follows Hades*
MrUnderWorld1: *spins around, looks down at all the kittens who stop and mew at his feet*...what is WITH these cats?
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderWorld1: ...I don't get this...what's their deal?
CharmedOne2689: I don't know.....*picks one up and pets it*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*folds arms, gives all the kittens a dirty look*
MrUnderWorld1: ...anyway...Hera?...how was breakfast?....you like?
CharmedOne2689: Mhm.....it was good....
MrUnderWorld1: ....I'm glad...
CharmedOne2689: thank you for breakfast....
MrUnderWorld1: ....hey, no problem...
MrUnderWorld1: anytime...
MrUnderWorld1: *sigh*...*glances at Thanatos who's still too busy chewing on a toy or what have you, then goes and sits in the throne*
CharmedOne2689: *goes over and looks at Thanatos*
MrUnderWorld1: ...weird lookin' kid, isn't he?
MrUnderWorld1: *half hearted chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile* I think he's cute.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....yea...if you say so...
CharmedOne2689: He is!
MrUnderWorld1: ...alright! Fine...like I said, if you say so...
MrUnderWorld1: *pulls up a cigar, the first in awhile, and lights it*
CharmedOne2689: *stare*
MrUnderWorld1: *blows a big puff of smoke towards the ceiling*
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: ...*looks down at her*...what's wro-oh....*points to the cigar with a raised eyebrow*
CharmedOne2689: *folds her arms*
MrUnderWorld1: *lifts both eyebrows*....what?
CharmedOne2689: that's nasty.....
MrUnderWorld1: ..nasty?
MrUnderWorld1: ....it's just a cigar....
MrUnderWorld1: I'm just havin' one...
CharmedOne2689: if you say so.....
CharmedOne2689: *sits on the floor with the kittens again*
MrUnderWorld1: .....just one, ok? I swear on it...
CharmedOne2689: *Hebe and Eris complain in the kitchen*
MrUnderWorld1: I CAN HEAR YOU!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!!!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *flinch*
MrUnderWorld1: .....damn kids...
MrUnderWorld1: ...*mumbling to himself*...pissin' me the f*ck off, god damn it, son of a...
CharmedOne2689: *wide eyed stare*
MrUnderWorld1: ....sorry...heh...
MrUnderWorld1: Just gettin' a little annoyed, that's all...
CharmedOne2689: I can tell......gods....
MrUnderWorld1: ....*chuckle*...
MrUnderWorld1: *sees Hebe and Eris headin' for their rooms*...HEY! *they stop dead and stare at him with a pale expression*.....you finished EVERYTHING out there?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: Yeah!
MrUnderWorld1: ......if I go out there and there's ONE dirty dish...you're gonna be sorry....
MrUnderWorld1: ...and that floor?...I think it needs to be scrubbed....
MrUnderWorld1: .....since MOTHER isn't here to do this, I think you guys hafta....OR you go and find a way to turn her back....like, NOOOOOW!!
CharmedOne2689: Eris: I wanna go play!
MrUnderWorld1: .........*jumps to his feet, bursts into flames, towers over the two of them* YOU'LL GO AND PLAY WHEN MOTHER COMES HOME!! YOU GOT ME!?
CharmedOne2689: Eris: *nod*
MrUnderWorld1: YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SNEAK OF AN OLDER SISTER WILL GO AND FINISH WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO...which is the wash, and the floors, and whatever else I think up....AND THEN YOU WILL FIND A WAY TO TURN HER BACK!!!
MrUnderWorld1: .....*turns blue, but flame is still red*....BEAT IT!
CharmedOne2689: *they run off*
CharmedOne2689: *Hera and Thanatos stare at him*
MrUnderWorld1: ...*deep breaths*
MrUnderWorld1: *flops back into the throne*
MrUnderWorld1: *deep sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: ...................
MrUnderWorld1: *leans head back and closes eyes*
CharmedOne2689: *gets up off the floor*
CharmedOne2689: *goes and climbs into his lap*
MrUnderWorld1: *jumps*...oh....hey..
MrUnderWorld1: *seems out of it and miserable today*
CharmedOne2689: *rests her head on his chest*
MrUnderWorld1: *leans his chin on top of her head*
CharmedOne2689: You're having a bad day?
MrUnderWorld1: ..*strokes her arm with his free hand as he takes a puff on his cigar with the other*
MrUnderWorld1: ....I guess...
CharmedOne2689: I'm sorry.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....sorry for what?
CharmedOne2689: that you're having a bad day
MrUnderWorld1: ...ah, you don't hafta be sorry for anything....*gentle smile*
CharmedOne2689: But I am anyway.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....thanks kid...
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile*
MrUnderWorld1: ....*deep sigh, leans his chin on her head gently again*
CharmedOne2689: .....I feel bad for Hebe and Eris.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...you do, huh?
MrUnderWorld1: ...I don't..
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: ....they're being little brats..they'll think twice before acting in such a manner again....don't you think?
CharmedOne2689: most definitely yes.....
MrUnderWorld1: ..yea...well...
MrUnderWorld1: ..I dunno..
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: ....oh well...
MrUnderWorld1: I'm a mean person, whaddya want?
CharmedOne2689: you aren't mean....
MrUnderWorld1: ....Hebe and Eris think so...
MrUnderWorld1: ...*sigh*...I would NEVER yell at them or anything...I think that's why they believe they can get away with things....but, I'm definetely proving them wrong...
MrUnderWorld1: ...little brats...
MrUnderWorld1: *another deep sigh*...
CharmedOne2689: but you have reason to yell at them....because you're upset.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....I guess?
MrUnderWorld1: *rubs temple with his one hand*
MrUnderWorld1: ...oy vey..
CharmedOne2689: Maybe you shouldn't yell anymore
MrUnderWorld1: .....maybe...*pulls up ANOTHER cigar, goes to light it*
CharmedOne2689: Don't!
MrUnderWorld1: wha?
CharmedOne2689: You said only one.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...oh..c'mon....
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderWorld1: ....fine....
MrUnderWorld1: *face drops, cigar vanishes*
MrUnderWorld1: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: *comfortable*
MrUnderWorld1: ...*strokes her hair*
MrUnderWorld1: ....you know..I really do hate yelling at them....
MrUnderWorld1: ....I hate the look they give me when I yell at them...
MrUnderWorld1: .....they look at me like they hate me....
CharmedOne2689: I don't think they do.....
MrUnderWorld1: .....I don't mean to be a horrible father....
MrUnderWorld1: .....but, what they did was wrong...
MrUnderWorld1: and I'm going to make sure they don't do it again...
MrUnderWorld1: ...but...but...
CharmedOne2689: but?
MrUnderWorld1: *gets a thump in his throat for some reason*...I bet they DO hate me, now...
CharmedOne2689: But they CAN'T if you're their father....
MrUnderWorld1: ....no...no, they hate me...
MrUnderWorld1: ....just the way I was acting..
MrUnderWorld1: the way they looked at me...
MrUnderWorld1: you saw them, kid..
MrUnderWorld1: then again...do you really care? *tilts head back*...I'm just your nasty older brother to you...
CharmedOne2689: no you aren't......
MrUnderWorld1: ...of course I am...
MrUnderWorld1: and now I'm just those poor kid's nasty father...unfortunately...
MrUnderWorld1: *a silent tear drips down his face*
MrUnderWorld1: *ignores it, or, more or less, doesn't notice*
CharmedOne2689: *feels it splash on her forehead*
CharmedOne2689: *glances up at him*
MrUnderWorld1: *silent*
CharmedOne2689: Hades?
MrUnderWorld1: ......
MrUnderWorld1: ....hm?
CharmedOne2689: *puts her arms around his neck, hugs him*
CharmedOne2689: I don't hate you.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...*sniff*...*hugs her back gently*....
MrUnderWorld1: ....thanks...*sniff*..kid..
CharmedOne2689: *slight smile*
CharmedOne2689: You're welcome
MrUnderWorld1: ...*wipes eyes*...gods...I'm just a wreck, aren't I?
CharmedOne2689: Nah.....
MrUnderWorld1: ...yea, right...
CharmedOne2689: does older me think so?
MrUnderWorld1: I dunno...maybe sometimes..but she never says so...
CharmedOne2689: do you cry in front of her?
MrUnderWorld1: ...it seems so...*chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: what does she do when you cry?
MrUnderWorld1: ....what you're doin', kid...makes me feel a whole lot better...
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
CharmedOne2689: That's good.....
MrUnderWorld1: ..yea..
MrUnderWorld1: *deep sigh*
CharmedOne2689: she'll be back soon.....
MrUnderWorld1: ....ok, kid...
MrUnderWorld1: you know what?...
CharmedOne2689: hm?
MrUnderWorld1: ...you're a good kid..*leans back a little to look her in the eyes*...I like you...
CharmedOne2689: you do?
MrUnderWorld1: ...*nods, smile*...yea, man..
CharmedOne2689: why?
MrUnderWorld1: ...because...you're honest...well behaved...you're likeable...adorable....just a good kid...
CharmedOne2689: *chuckle*
MrUnderWorld1: ....I'm sure you'll be glad to get home and out of this hellhole, huh, kid?
CharmedOne2689: well......
CharmedOne2689: I guess
CharmedOne2689: but I still want to visit....
MrUnderWorld1: ...ok
MrUnderWorld1: ...whatever you want...
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderWorld1: .....I'm sure you're bored to death down here...
CharmedOne2689: not really......
MrUnderWorld1: ...no?
CharmedOne2689: *shakes her head*
MrUnderWorld1: ...I know I would be....