CharmedOne2689: (shall we jump forward a few months?)
MrUnderworld1: (yes yes yes!)
CharmedOne2689: (start)
MrUnderworld1: *pacing around Underworld*
MrUnderworld1: Pain! PANIC! Get out here now!
MrUnderworld1: *they run out*
MrUnderworld1: Clean this place up! It's a shit hole!
*they salute and do what they're told*
Hades: *sigh* that'll give them something to do...
CharmedOne2689: *appears in underworld, 8 months
pregnant with extremely swollen stomach*
MrUnderworld1: *back to his old self*
CharmedOne2689: Hello, dear...
MrUnderworld1: *puffing on a cigar*
MrUnderworld1: Heeeeraaa....how 'ya doin'?
MrUnderworld1: good?
CharmedOne2689: i suppose so
CharmedOne2689: ive come to invite you to the baby
shower....
CharmedOne2689: tomorrow
MrUnderworld1: *sees stomach* jeez....you really let
yourself go....just kiddin! when's the little thing in
there due?
CharmedOne2689: in a month, of course
MrUnderworld1: suuurrree....I'll come..you KNOW I'll
come
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
CharmedOne2689: (turn around)
MrUnderworld1: oh I see
MrUnderworld1: *Turns around to watch Pain and
Panic*
MrUnderworld1: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: *jaw drops*
CharmedOne2689: *collapses to knees in agony*
MrUnderworld1: *turns back to Hera* yea, what are
you gonna name the little..*sees her* hey..what's
wrong?
MrUnderworld1: you alright?
CharmedOne2689: its.......*wince*....TIME!
MrUnderworld1: *pain and panic watch from across the
room*
MrUnderworld1: WHAT!?!
MrUnderworld1: Right here? RIGHT NOW!?!
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
MrUnderworld1: OH no no no...you keep that thing in
there!
CharmedOne2689: *holding abdomen*
CharmedOne2689: I...cant!
MrUnderworld1: hey!
CharmedOne2689: do something!!!!!!
MrUnderworld1: come on here! This is NOT in my field
of specialties, ok!?!
CharmedOne2689: *scream of pain*
MrUnderworld1: *drops to floor beside her* ok ok..see
see? I'm helping! See?
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *runs over and holds her hand*
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes* where's Apollo when you
need him!?!
MrUnderworld1: Pain: you gotta do something Hades!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: SHUDDUP! I know! Ok? I
KNOW!
CharmedOne2689:
just...*gasp*...huuuuurrrrrryyyyyyYYYYY!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: ok Hera...listen to
me...breath...ok? in..and out...in and out...
CharmedOne2689: *in extreme pain*
CharmedOne2689: *breathes*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *freaking out*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: omg! Here it comes!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *gasp* OMG!
MrUnderworld1: OMG OMG OMG!!!
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
MrUnderworld1: Panic: push! PUSH!.........and don't
forget to breath...you're turing purple...
CharmedOne2689: *takes another huge breath*
CharmedOne2689: *...and the baby is born!*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *disgusted yet very
consentrated look as he delivers*
MrUnderworld1: *holding little child*
CharmedOne2689: *relaxes, panting heavily and sweating*
MrUnderworld1: Pain and Panic: aaaaaawwwww
MrUnderworld1: Panic: well Hera...you did
it...again..for like..the 12th time...congratlations!
CharmedOne2689: *weak smile*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: look how tiny it is!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *a gentle smile (rarely ever
seen) inches across Hades face*
CharmedOne2689: PanicL you mean, SHE, Pain!
MrUnderworld1: Pain: oh right...SHE
CharmedOne2689: Hebe...
MrUnderworld1: look how small SHE is...
CharmedOne2689: her name is hebe
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderworld1: Panic: Hebe?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: yea..Hebe?
CharmedOne2689: *weak nod*
CharmedOne2689: *exhausted*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: shuddup..it's perfect...
MrUnderworld1: *talking very softly* perfect little
Hebe....just perfect...
CharmedOne2689: i see uncle hades likes the new
baby...
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
MrUnderworld1: *looks up slowly* what? why yes...I
guess so....*tries to hide it*
MrUnderworld1: well, I guess YOU wanna see little
Hebe right?
CharmedOne2689: of course, dear
CharmedOne2689: *holds arms out*
MrUnderworld1: *moves closer up to Hera and puts
little Hebe in her arms*
CharmedOne2689: *holds hebe to her chest and smooths
out her tiny blond curls*
MrUnderworld1: *Pain and Panic giggle as they watch
Hades smile*
CharmedOne2689: *still laying on floor*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: *whisoering to Panic* look...he's
all fatherlike...he he!
CharmedOne2689: Panic: *girly giggle*
MrUnderworld1: Panic: *giggle* I know...never saw
him like THIS before....UNCLE Hades..ha!
CharmedOne2689: *hebe begins to fuss slightly*
CharmedOne2689: oh...shhhhhh
CharmedOne2689: its okay....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *doesn't even pay attention to
their snickers for once and just gazes hypnotizingly at
the small child*
MrUnderworld1: look how small she is...
CharmedOne2689: i think she wants hades back!
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderworld1: *surprised* what?
MrUnderworld1: she wants me?
MrUnderworld1: me?
CharmedOne2689: go ahead...of course she does
MrUnderworld1: *holds arms out*
CharmedOne2689: *hands hebe to hades*
MrUnderworld1: *craddles her in his arms*
CharmedOne2689: i guess i should call apollo....
CharmedOne2689: and have him bring his chariot down
MrUnderworld1: *stands up slowly and rocks her back
and forth in his arms as he hums and she starts to fall
asleep*
MrUnderworld1: *not listening to Hera*
CharmedOne2689: and he can take us home....
MrUnderworld1: Panic: but...you;re in no condition to
travel...you can stay here...you DO have your own
room..
CharmedOne2689: that's true....
MrUnderworld1: and you CAN bring your bed out here
you know..and watch Tartarus Vision...
CharmedOne2689: if hades wants extra guests, of course
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still rocking Hebe*
Panic: well hades? is it ok?
Hades: *humming to hebe*
Panic: Hades?
Hades: yea sure..whatever...
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
CharmedOne2689: thank you so much for all you've done,
hades....
MrUnderworld1: shuddup Panic you'll wake her up!
*whispering angrily*
CharmedOne2689: i can never thank you enough
MrUnderworld1: For all that I'VE done?
MrUnderworld1: I Have'nt done much...
CharmedOne2689: of course! you just delivered a baby,
for zeus' sake!
