MrUnderworld1: Hades: *in the Underworld, dealing with a present
issue of overcrowding due to an enormous plague in Sicily*
MrUnderworld1: (what?)
CharmedOne2689: (nvm)
MrUnderworld1: (alright)
CharmedOne2689: *sleeping*
MrUnderworld1: I swear to ZEUS! this is insane! *soul comes up*
TARTAUS!! GO TO TARTAUS!! *extremely busy*
CharmedOne2689: *gets kicked violently and is woken up*
MrUnderworld1: why today?....of ALL days...I was looking
forward to a good rest for once...PAIN! where's my coffe!?!
PANIC!! CLEAN this place up NOW!
MrUnderworld1: Pain and Panic: *salute* yes sir!!
CharmedOne2689: *sits up and yawns, then goes into the kitchen
to start breakfast*
CharmedOne2689: *glances at calendar*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades whole day is going wrong, pain dropped
his coffee on him, panic is being chased by cerberus, the fates aren't
helping, and souls just keep piling in*
CharmedOne2689: (aw, poor hades)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: I GIVE UP!!!
MrUnderworld1: *flops in throne*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: I completely forgot!
MrUnderworld1: *as chaos continues*
CharmedOne2689: Hades's birthday is today!!
CharmedOne2689: I have to go visit him.....and get him a gift....
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *hears Hera*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: hey babe...who's big birthday is today?
MrUnderworld1: sorry...but I overheard you...
CharmedOne2689: *is startled by hermes*
CharmedOne2689: Oh.....it's only you, Hermes. It's Hades's
birthday today.....
CharmedOne2689: and I forgot
MrUnderworld1: hey! the old flametop's b-day? NUTTY! gonna
throw anything for him? like, a surprise surprise gig, babe?
MrUnderworld1: ....I'll help out...if you're up to it! I AM the
messenger afterall...
CharmedOne2689: well....he doesn't like parties
CharmedOne2689: otherwise, I would throw something for him
CharmedOne2689: and he's had a 'busy' week
MrUnderworld1: (awww CRAP! my dad's makin' me walk to dog!!)
MrUnderworld1: I don't REALLY have a problem with the old
timer..
CharmedOne2689: poor dear.....he does so much for us and we do
so little for him....
MrUnderworld1: uh..yea...SO much..*rolls eyes*
CharmedOne2689: well, he does things for me, anyway
MrUnderworld1: maybe for you...cause no one...and hate to say it,
not even myself thinks that
CharmedOne2689: *disappointed sigh*
MrUnderworld1: ....so, uh, babe, if you're up to it..ths crazy cat
will get on the ball and start messenging if you want...
CharmedOne2689: of course, dear...if that's what you want to
do......
CharmedOne2689: invite all the olympians and then everyone else
as well
MrUnderworld1: OK BABE!! Let's blow this pop stand!!
MrUnderworld1: *salutes with his staff and flies off*
CharmedOne2689: I'll go keep hades distracted....
CharmedOne2689: *vanishes to underworld*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *pacing back and forth*
MrUnderworld1: THIS IS INSANE!
CharmedOne2689: *appears next to him*
MrUnderworld1: *souls are all crowded*
MrUnderworld1: *goes to yell, then sees her*
MrUnderworld1: *unenthusiastic* oh hey Hera
CharmedOne2689: hello, dear
CharmedOne2689: how are things going?
MrUnderworld1: FOR THE LAST TIME!! ALL DEAD HEROS GO
TO THE ELYSOAN FIIEEEELDS!!!
MrUnderworld1: sorry about that...
CharmedOne2689: its fine, dear....i understand......
MrUnderworld1: excuse me for a sec....*deep breath* COME ON
PEOPLE!! COME ON!!!! SINGLE FILE HERE!!! COOOOME
ON!!!
CharmedOne2689: perhaps you should get a day off, especially
after a near death experience......
MrUnderworld1: ...no no......I can't just walk away from this
mess!!
MrUnderworld1: stupid plague in Sicily broke out...now look at
this place
CharmedOne2689: do you need help? because I can do paperwork
if you need me to...i really don't mind at all.....
CharmedOne2689: I've got nothing better to do
MrUnderworld1: naw...leave the Census for tomorrow...there's too
much to count now..after business slows down to a good 3,000 souls
per minute..then it will be good...
MrUnderworld1: read me?
CharmedOne2689: *nod*
CharmedOne2689: oh...and there's one more thing......
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 4:03:56 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 4:08:12 PM.
CharmedOne2689: (hehe)
CharmedOne2689: (continue?)
CharmedOne2689: (????)
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 4:11:10 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 4:14:29 PM.
MrUnderworld1: RRRAAAA!!!
CharmedOne2689: (just hurry)
MrUnderworld1: *looks down at her* what? what "else" is there?
MrUnderworld1: *sounds annoyed*
MrUnderworld1: what?
CharmedOne2689: happy birthday........*vanishes*
MrUnderworld1: *shocked expression*
MrUnderworld1: ..........................
CharmedOne2689: *goes to olympus to wait for hermes*
MrUnderworld1: *mumbling to self* happy birthday? "my"
birthday? *runs over to calendar*...WHOA!! IT IS!...oh
well...*could care less*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *panting* hey! I got everyone invited!
CharmedOne2689: everyone?
CharmedOne2689: well done, hermes
MrUnderworld1: ......surprisingly.....YES!
MrUnderworld1: *bows* no need for applause...
CharmedOne2689: now.......we have to set up....and convince hades
to come
CharmedOne2689: he's quite busy
MrUnderworld1: alright my lady!
MrUnderworld1: let's get this thing happenin'!
CharmedOne2689: call in.......possibly demeter and
aphodite....they're good with parties....oh, and bacchus of course
MrUnderworld1: ok!
MrUnderworld1: *they arrive at the gates*
MrUnderworld1: *hermes lets them in*
CharmedOne2689: *begins cooking tons of food*
MrUnderworld1: *they all start preparing the place. demeter
helping with the food, Aphrodite with the decorations, bacchus with
the drinks and other....uh.....neccesary accesories*
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: *making cake batter* Hermes, why don't you go
keep hades occupied...or company..or something
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still staring at Calendar* man...MY
birthday....all MINE...a day for
me....hot...birthday...MINE...whatever...
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: yes mam...*flies off to join Hades*
MrUnderworld1: Demeter: what kind of cake, honey?
CharmedOne2689: *continues making huge 6 layer cake*
CharmedOne2689: hmmmm
CharmedOne2689: any kind you want, dear
CharmedOne2689: you're better with this than me
MrUnderworld1: Demeter: well, you know Hades better....what
would he like?
CharmedOne2689: (i have no idea)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: *all the guests start to arrive and Hestia invites
them in..and..yea..*
MrUnderworld1: (pound cake..a big HUGE pound cake..i dunno!
what am I gonna tell you?)
CharmedOne2689: (i dunno....you're supposed to know....)
CharmedOne2689: (unless you're an imposter_
MrUnderworld1: *Hermes is keeping Hades well distracted*
CharmedOne2689: *trying to decide what kind of cake hades
would want*
MrUnderworld1: (aaaaa...shuddup...Hades doesn't eat
CAKE..so..you can make anything)
CharmedOne2689: (chocolate?)
CharmedOne2689: (with.....jimmies....lmao)
MrUnderworld1: (yea go 'head)
MrUnderworld1: (LOL!)
CharmedOne2689: How about chocolate, dear?
CharmedOne2689: (hehe...the helicopter)
MrUnderworld1: Demeter: sounds scrumptious!
MrUnderworld1: (shuddup!)
CharmedOne2689: (lmao)
CharmedOne2689: (scrumptious! HAHAHAHA!)
MrUnderworld1: Dem: chocolate it is then....
CharmedOne2689: Thank you, dear
MrUnderworld1: *everyone is here*
CharmedOne2689: I'll go start the grill up
CharmedOne2689: oh....and zeus will want to grill the burgers, I'm
sure
CharmedOne2689: *goes up to zeus*
MrUnderworld1: Ares: *walks in* hey, got a message from
Hermes...he said hades is holding up good...but hurry, he's gettin
suspicious..
CharmedOne2689: alright.....thank you, dear
CharmedOne2689: zeus, dear.......
MrUnderworld1: *down in the Underworld*
Hades: and WHY are you here gabbering about?
Hermes: well...uh..I have nothing else to do..so I thought I'd just....
Hades: bother Hades for no reason, eh?
hermes: no no! just chill babe...
Hades: what are you up to?
Hermes: *nervous*
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: Hera...what can I do for you?
CharmedOne2689: would you mind grilling the hamburgers and
hotdogs? and I'll call hermes to bring hades up.....
CharmedOne2689: because we're tied up in the kitchen
MrUnderworld1: ......FINE WORK, HERA!
CharmedOne2689: (lmfao)
MrUnderworld1: *goes off to grill up some goodies*
CharmedOne2689: *calls underworld*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades picks the phone up*
MrUnderworld1: Hades here, waddaya want?
CharmedOne2689: Oh! Hades! Do you have a minute?
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *listening*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: a minute? for what? make it quick...
CharmedOne2689: *gestures for athena to turn the lights off*
CharmedOne2689: I need you to come help me with something........
CharmedOne2689: its quite important
MrUnderworld1: Athena: *nods...turns them off and they all
"hide"*
CharmedOne2689: bring hermes with you....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *sigh* right now? so be it..Hermes? hey
how did you know he was here..*hermes hangs the phone up*
CharmedOne2689: *stands by gates to let them in*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: HEY!
Hermes: hey! we gotta help Hera..what if something bad happened!
let's go!
Hades: yea yea..right..
MrUnderworld1: *they both vanish*
CharmedOne2689: *holding box of HIGH QUALITY cigars.....the
only ones ever made*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *arrives at gates*
MrUnderworld1: *hermes by his side*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: hera..babe..make it quick alright?
Hermes: *smilng* *whispers to Hera* he has NO idea!
CharmedOne2689: *smiles*
CharmedOne2689: *turns lights on*
MrUnderworld1: everyone: SURPRISE!!!!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *totally blank expression*
CharmedOne2689: (lol...as usual)
CharmedOne2689: happy birthday, dear!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *laughin* BADDA BING, right Hades!?
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still staring in disbelief*
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: SMILE! *takes a pic of Hades confused
expression*
CharmedOne2689: (lmao)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: th-th-this is for.......me?
CharmedOne2689: of course! who else would it be for?
MrUnderworld1: *blush*
CharmedOne2689: oh! i nearly forgot....
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *points* awww look! HADES IS
SHOWING EMOTIONS FOR ONCE!!!
CharmedOne2689: *hands hades his gift*
MrUnderworld1: *all the gods and goddesses laugh*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: wh-wh-what's this?
CharmedOne2689: what do you think it is, silly?
MrUnderworld1: *takes box from her, topped with pretty pink
bow*
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: *opens it* HEY! the best cigars around! BADDA
BING!!
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: hey hey! how sweet is that, cats?
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *speechless*
MrUnderworld1: BADDA BING!!!
CharmedOne2689: *hugs hades*
MrUnderworld1: *hugs her back, tightly, picking her up off the
floor*
CharmedOne2689: (its not like she weighs anything lol)
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: whoa there now! you didn't even see the
dining room yet, Hades..this way
CharmedOne2689: oh yes, the dining room.....
CharmedOne2689: *leads hades by the hand*
MrUnderworld1: *follows*
MrUnderworld1: hey...this is one nice set up!
MrUnderworld1: food, music, decorations! THE WHOLE
CHIMICHANGA!
CharmedOne2689: *planning the last dance silently*
MrUnderworld1: hermes: absolutely big guy...it's your birthday!
CharmedOne2689: precisely!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still wearing somewhat of a blushed grin*
MrUnderworld1: *speechless*
MrUnderworld1: *can't believe it*
MrUnderworld1: *doesn't think it's happening*
MrUnderworld1: this is'nt all for ME..it can't be for ME!! why
me?
CharmedOne2689: because its your birthday!
MrUnderworld1: ........................
MrUnderworld1: *ares, athena, and bacchus say happy b-day as
they walk past*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: thank you THANK YOU!!! *somewhat
bowing as he passes*
CharmedOne2689: *grinning*
MrUnderworld1: *loving the attention*
CharmedOne2689: *stops in front of the gigantic cake*
CharmedOne2689: (meaning its taller than she is)
MrUnderworld1: THANK YOU EVERYBODY TH- hey, why'd
you stop? oooooooo *sees cake*
MrUnderworld1: ...............that thing is HUGE!
CharmedOne2689: 6 towering layers of pure chocolate
MrUnderworld1: ...............omg
MrUnderworld1: that's like.....death by chocolate! HA! get it?
Death? me? birthday cake? HA HA HA! *laughs at own corny
joke*......eeh nevermind
CharmedOne2689: *chuckles*
CharmedOne2689: *hands him a knife*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over at Hera* you did this all for ME? by
yourself...but...but...*still doesn't get it* why?
CharmedOne2689: because! I'll.....*whispers* I'll tell you later
MrUnderworld1: *looks at knife* cut the cake time, huh?
CharmedOne2689: of course
MrUnderworld1: *toothy grin* badda bing...
MrUnderworld1: *walks up as everyone gathers 'round*
MrUnderworld1: Ares: come on hades! cut it!
Athena: cut the cake!
CharmedOne2689: go ahead, dear
MrUnderworld1: Hades: i am I am already...
MrUnderworld1: ok, here it goes! *cuts first slice*
MrUnderworld1: *cheers*
MrUnderworld1: *pictures being taken (by hermes)*
CharmedOne2689: hades, you get the first piece.....either that or the
biggest
MrUnderworld1: Hades: no way.....this FIRST slice goes to...*puts
on plate and hands to Hera* hera...*fast
MrUnderworld1: **fast kiss*
MrUnderworld1: (he he sorry)
CharmedOne2689: *huge blushing grin*
MrUnderworld1: *clapping and some more awwwwws*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades continues to cut some more and hand
them out*
CharmedOne2689: *still grinning, walks over to the table and sits
down*
MrUnderworld1: *walks over, after finishes cutting, carrying his
own piece, then sits down next to her*
MrUnderworld1: *just smiling*
CharmedOne2689: *everyone else sits in the throne room, leaving
them alone*
MrUnderworld1: *jabs cake with fork, not really wanting to eat it*
CharmedOne2689: *staring at plate, still smiling*
MrUnderworld1: *disgusted look at chocolate, forces it into his
mouth, then smiles again*
CharmedOne2689: oh dear...
CharmedOne2689: im sorry....
MrUnderworld1: what?
CharmedOne2689: chocolate....i completely forgot you dont like it
much
MrUnderworld1: oh well, if you would've made what I really
wanted...the guests would've puked instead of clapped...
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: *keeps eating it anyway*
MrUnderworld1: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: dont force it, dear
MrUnderworld1: so....what put you up to this? I mean, no one..and
when I say NO ONE..I mean..NO ONE..has never even thought of
EVER doing this...especially for someone like me...
CharmedOne2689: what put me up to this?
CharmedOne2689: nothing!
MrUnderworld1: *stare, chocolate on his face*
MrUnderworld1: nothing?
CharmedOne2689: *giggling*
MrUnderworld1: nothing?
MrUnderworld1: what?
CharmedOne2689: *hysterical*
MrUnderworld1: WHAT!?
MrUnderworld1: what's so funny, what?
MrUnderworld1: what?
MrUnderworld1: (you there?)
CharmedOne2689: (sorry)
CharmedOne2689: (im talking with 4 people)
MrUnderworld1: (alright)
MrUnderworld1: (yay..)
CharmedOne2689: *laughing too hard to speak*
MrUnderworld1: *unamused stare* what? what is so funny? I fail
to see the humor..
MrUnderworld1: .............uh..........my nose is runny? what?
CharmedOne2689: noooooo
MrUnderworld1: WHAT!?
CharmedOne2689: the chocolate......
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
MrUnderworld1: chocolate? wh-...oh....*wipes it off* heh heh....
MrUnderworld1: heh heh heh
MrUnderworld1: ...........SO funny....*fake grin*
CharmedOne2689: hehe
CharmedOne2689: where did everyone go?
MrUnderworld1: I dunno...they just split into the other room
CharmedOne2689: *music turns on*
MrUnderworld1: hey...music
CharmedOne2689: *slow music*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over at hera with a sly expression* you
sly little fox you..YOU planned this out didn't you?
MrUnderworld1: *takes her by the hand*
CharmedOne2689: *follows*
MrUnderworld1: come on...we might as well...*leads her to the
middle of the room*
MrUnderworld1: now...before we start "dancing".......is there
ANYTHING on my face?
CharmedOne2689: *grin* of course not, dear
MrUnderworld1: alright...just makin' sure....
MrUnderworld1: *starts dancing*
CharmedOne2689: *dances*
MrUnderworld1: *the others watch from the other room, peeking
in*
MrUnderworld1: *Hermes takes a pic in secret*
MrUnderworld1: (oh no! I gtg! but I'll stall! let's keep goin'!)
CharmedOne2689: (okay!)
CharmedOne2689: *leans her head on his shoulder affectionately*
MrUnderworld1: *gentle grin*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: *furious as he watches*
MrUnderworld1: *arm aorund her* hera...I....don't know what to
say....
MrUnderworld1: I don't know how I'll EVER thank you...
CharmedOne2689: no need to, dear....this is thanks enough
MrUnderworld1: cause, if you think about it...if it wasn't for
you....i wouldn't exist....i wouldn't be here...this wouldn't be...
MrUnderworld1: .........but, because of you......it is
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
MrUnderworld1: and...I forever thank you for that....
CharmedOne2689: oh, hades.....
MrUnderworld1: (oh no! they're calling from downstairs! HURRY!
I shall still stall!)
MrUnderworld1: (*stalling*)
CharmedOne2689: (okay okay!)
CharmedOne2689: *everyone giggles*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over*
CharmedOne2689: oh, dear
MrUnderworld1: .......filthy spies..look hera...they've been
waychin'
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
CharmedOne2689: who cares?
MrUnderworld1: Hermes: *flies in* don't worry cats...it's all in
good fun! now, let's get funky! *fast dance music starts to play and
everyone comes back in*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *looks down at hera*.....I have nothing to
say really...no words come to mind...but this does....*grabs her and
kisses her*
CharmedOne2689: *kisses back*
MrUnderworld1: *Hermes and the other just watch in somewhat
disbelief*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: *even more furious*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *finishes the kiss, looks over at them all
staring, raises eyebrow* hey! it;s nothing new! BADDA BING! keep
dancin; will yas?
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: NOTHING NEW?!
MrUnderworld1: *they all continue on with whatever they where
doing*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *jumps*
MrUnderworld1: what?
MrUnderworld1: wuzzat?....oh......zeus
CharmedOne2689: *nervous smile*
MrUnderworld1: nothing zeus..it didn't REALLY mean anything
alright? calm down
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: oh, really?
MrUnderworld1: ........uh..yea.......really
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: *glares at hera*
MrUnderworld1: *everyone keeps quiet, and acts like they're not
involved*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: and YOU of all people, hera
MrUnderworld1: *gets in Zeus' face* and "you of all people"
what?
MrUnderworld1: *temper*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: Hera.....I'm afraid you can't stay here
tonight
MrUnderworld1: well, that's just fine....she has connections in
LOW places...
MrUnderworld1: underground may I add?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *shocked by whats happening*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over at Hera* isn't that right? you don't
need THIS!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *speechless*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: You'll be lucky if I don't divorce
you....but its still a possibility....and I'll think it over but i cant
guarantee anything
MrUnderworld1: Athena: oh no...
Ares: here we go...
Bacchus: I knew it...
Hermes: it's goin' downhill cats....
Aphrodite: well, it started off alright..
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: *storms away*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *red*
MrUnderworld1: why that no good...RRRRR! *clenched fists as he
holds in his temper*
CharmedOne2689: *everyone begins to leave with zeus*
MrUnderworld1: *deep long sigh* back to blue...alright...I'm ok...
MrUnderworld1: well hera....nothing ever goes right....no thanks
to ZEUS!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRR!! so.....wanna split or what babe?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *hiding her own sorrow* sure, dear.......I'm
so sorry this happened...it was all my fault.....
CharmedOne2689: *holding back the tears*
CharmedOne2689: (they should start going out!)
MrUnderworld1: your fault? hey...you made my day alright?
no...you made my millenium....
