MrUnderworld1: thought you wouldn't be on...
CharmedOne2689: change of plans :)
MrUnderworld1: (oh I see)
MrUnderworld1: :-D
MrUnderworld1: (well, where did you leave off?)
CharmedOne2689: okay..where I left off, I was mortal, you were freaking
out, and I was suffering. So, zeusy brought up a trade......
MrUnderworld1: (???)
CharmedOne2689: you become mortal and do my time, and he'll turn me
back...but you CAN have help
CharmedOne2689: so, you have a decision to make.
MrUnderworld1: (awww crap....)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: (CRAP)
CharmedOne2689: (lmao)
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: well, hades? I know you hate to see her suffer
MrUnderworld1: Hades: alright alright fine...give me like.,...5 minutes to
think about this ....*passing back and forth in deep thought*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: it's not THAT bad...
Panic: yea...it could be worse...
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *still passing back and forth*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *sitting under tree sulking in rain*
CharmedOne2689: *stands up and kicks tree furiously*
CharmedOne2689: stupid...stupid...STUPID!
CharmedOne2689: *screams in frustration*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *sees her sitting there all pathetic* ok...OK!!
FINE!!! I know you LOVE to see me "suffer" instead...so...go ahead....TURN ME
MORTAL....again mind you...but don't tell Hera...just let her like...come home
and
enjoy her birthday....
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: are you sure....?
MrUnderworld1: alright Zeus? you "happy" now? GO AHEAD!! YES!! I"M SURE!!!
*red with frustration*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: She's gonna find out anyway...and you DO want her
help, don't you?
MrUnderworld1: well.....i dunno...
MrUnderworld1: NO! I"LL BE FINE!
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: oh well. let's cut the crap and get this over with
*turns hades mortal*
MrUnderworld1: *sigh* yay...*sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *feels tingling sensation*
CharmedOne2689: what the...?
MrUnderworld1: *drops to earth* great...hard ground....*more miserable
sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: *becomes immortal again and cheers*
CharmedOne2689: Thank Gods!
CharmedOne2689: I have to tell hades!
MrUnderworld1: *sulk*
CharmedOne2689: *goes up to olympus to find Zeus sitting in his throne
laughing*
MrUnderworld1: *leaning against tree....arms crossed*
CharmedOne2689: what's going on?
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: That numbskull....
CharmedOne2689: he traded his immortality to rescue your horrible birthday!
CharmedOne2689: Hera: he did WHAT?!
CharmedOne2689: you tricked him into it, didn't you?!
CharmedOne2689: *panics*
CharmedOne2689: I have to help him.....
MrUnderworld1: Pain: *sobbing* IT"S TRUE!!!
Panic: YES!! TIS TRUE!!!
CharmedOne2689: pain..panic....show me where hades is!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: *points to earth* he's....*sob*....down there...
MrUnderworld1: Pain: yup...DOWN there...
CharmedOne2689: *glares at zeus*
CharmedOne2689: you'll pay for this
CharmedOne2689: *goes down to earth and appears in front of hades*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: Hera! lookin' good....enjoying you immortal state
once again?
CharmedOne2689: Oh.....hades....you didn't have to do this for me!
MrUnderworld1: well....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
CharmedOne2689: I...I don't know what to say.....
CharmedOne2689: except.....I'm going to get some divorce papers
CharmedOne2689: and divorce that idiot zeus
MrUnderworld1: oh..yea....this is yours too...it was your original b-day
present...but...you know..this shit happens...*hands her a necklace made of the
jewels from the underworld...complete with small saphire skull matching the
one on his robes* here...
MrUnderworld1: divorce?
CharmedOne2689: *starts crying*
MrUnderworld1: well....gotta do wut you gotta do...
MrUnderworld1: wut are you crying for NOW?
CharmedOne2689: *puts necklace on and hugs hades, still crying*
CharmedOne2689: you are the...*sniff* best brother ever....
MrUnderworld1: *kind of hugs back*
MrUnderworld1: yea...uh....sure i am....*rolls eyes*
CharmedOne2689: no, really.....
CharmedOne2689: *wipes eyes*
MrUnderworld1: *half hearted smile*
CharmedOne2689: I don't know how to thank you....
MrUnderworld1: you don't have to...
CharmedOne2689: yes! I do!
MrUnderworld1: NO! YOU DON"T!
CharmedOne2689: no one has ever given me anything like this before....
CharmedOne2689: and it's the nicest thing I've ever gotten
MrUnderworld1: it's just a stupid necklace..
CharmedOne2689: but it's from you, and I love it
MrUnderworld1: *blushes but tries to hide it*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls out tissue and wipes eyes again*
CharmedOne2689: I'll be back in a minute....
MrUnderworld1: alright alright...well...uh..i dunno...go back to Olympus
and enjoy the remaining moments of your birthday....
CharmedOne2689: I have to go....um...look for something
MrUnderworld1: ???
CharmedOne2689: you'll see....*smiles and goes to Olympus*
MrUnderworld1: *crosses arms again and leans up against tree*
CharmedOne2689: *glares at Zeus and goes to kitchen*
CharmedOne2689: come on....i know i have it somewhere.....
MrUnderworld1: *zeus glares back*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls out bottle and returns to hades*
CharmedOne2689: here.....
MrUnderworld1: wu-wu-wut's this?
CharmedOne2689: *grin* only the greatest vodka ever known to the universe
MrUnderworld1: really? niiiice....
CharmedOne2689: it's delicious...believe me, I had about 10 bottles of it
MrUnderworld1: *takes bottle and looks it over a couple times then takes a
sip and savors the flavor* veeery niiiice...
CharmedOne2689: *nods*
CharmedOne2689: of course, I left out one tiny little detail
MrUnderworld1: *chokes on vodka* cough wut?
CharmedOne2689: its.....homemade
MrUnderworld1: *nervous look*
CharmedOne2689: AND it contains immortality potion that starts working in
about 2 hours
MrUnderworld1: *big grin* alright then!
CharmedOne2689: you thought it was something bad, didn't you?
MrUnderworld1: *keeps drinking* oh no...of course not!
CharmedOne2689: *raises eyebrow suspiciously*
MrUnderworld1: I didn't doubt you for a second babe...not for a second!
*drinks more*
CharmedOne2689: okay...um...try not to get too drunk....
CharmedOne2689: i can handle mortals, but not drunk mortals
MrUnderworld1: oooooo....come now....you know I wouldn't *hiccup* do
that....
CharmedOne2689: plus, I'll be jealous if you're drunk and I'm not....
MrUnderworld1: you know.....*sip* this is strong stuff....*hiccup*
CharmedOne2689: it....is?
MrUnderworld1: there's nuthin to be jealous about...I'm not
drunk....*mumbles under breath* not yet...
MrUnderworld1: *keeps drinking*
CharmedOne2689: i know when you're planning a scheme......
CharmedOne2689: you better not get drunk for the next 2 hours
MrUnderworld1: wut? no...
MrUnderworld1: why?
MrUnderworld1: *changes subject* so...2day's your birthday...how old are
you tootz?
CharmedOne2689: oh....um...*blushes*
MrUnderworld1: .........................................*hiccup*
CharmedOne2689: tell me how old you are, first.....
MrUnderworld1: awwww...I don't KNOW how old I am...I forgot a LOOOONG time
ago....*sway* you know wut I'm sayin'?
MrUnderworld1: ........a LOOOOONG time ago....
CharmedOne2689: what about in mortal years?
MrUnderworld1: oh...uh....i dunno....give me an age....
CharmedOne2689: *shrugs*
MrUnderworld1: make it a GOOD year...
CharmedOne2689: oh, fine...I'll tell you
MrUnderworld1: *listens while drinking more*
CharmedOne2689: in mortal years, I'm 16.....
CharmedOne2689: and in immortal years.....
MrUnderworld1: ...........yea?
CharmedOne2689: I'm....I'm....236
MrUnderworld1: wow.............
MrUnderworld1: how old am I?
MrUnderworld1: I forget....
CharmedOne2689: 300 something?
MrUnderworld1: you women are better at remebering these things anyway....
MrUnderworld1: then that makes me wut in mortal terms?
CharmedOne2689: in mortal years? You're....maybe 18
MrUnderworld1: *sarcasm* yay!
CharmedOne2689: what's wrong with that?
CharmedOne2689: I'm practically a child!
MrUnderworld1: wut? nuthin'....it's just that I could care less about
age....
MrUnderworld1: anyway...wut's happenin' back on olympus? nuthin'?
CharmedOne2689: ah, yes...I hired a lawyer
MrUnderworld1: are they all celebrating cause they got rid of me? huh?
CharmedOne2689: no one's there except zeus
MrUnderworld1: well I expected that...
MrUnderworld1: I bet there's no one trying to get my position...NO ONE
wants to be the ruler of the underworld...
CharmedOne2689: I'm sure pain and panic...*gasp* OH NO!
MrUnderworld1: *chokes on vodka again* WUT!?!
CharmedOne2689: uh...be right back!
MrUnderworld1: wutever...*drinks more*
CharmedOne2689: *goes to underworld and finds pain and panic using a hose
to turn it into a swimming pool*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: this is gonna be awesome!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: yea! Tell me about it!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: *signing* swimmin' swimmin' swimmin in the river
styx! oh yea!
MrUnderworld1: Pain: shuddup and keep fillin'...
CharmedOne2689: hey!
CharmedOne2689: stop that!
MrUnderworld1: *pain and panic spin around horror striken*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: AAA!! WUT ARE YOU DOIN" HERE!!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: Have you ever heard of knocking?
CharmedOne2689: i remembered that you two were unattended down here
CharmedOne2689: get up on earth....on the double!
CharmedOne2689: NOW!
MrUnderworld1: Pain: since Hades isn't coming back...we're taking measures
into our own hands!
Panic: yea...like our remodeling ideas so far?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: but...but....we don't wanna!
Panic: yea! We're making the world's biggest pool!
MrUnderworld1: *both of them keep filling up the place with water*
CharmedOne2689: *grabs both of them, turns the hose off, and returns to
hades*
MrUnderworld1: Both: AAA!! NO!!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *drunk*
MrUnderworld1: heeeeeyy.....you're back...niiiice...
CharmedOne2689: watch these two for me..I have to go divorce zeus
CharmedOne2689: (which i am right now, actually)
MrUnderworld1: (lol ha ha!)
MrUnderworld1: *Hades, Pain and Panic just chill out under the tree*
CharmedOne2689: (he's all confused)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: (ha ha ha!)
CharmedOne2689: *yelling at zeus*
CharmedOne2689: *returns, looking peeved*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: soo....wut's the news?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: yea...wut's the...
Hades: shuddup..mind your own business....
Panic: yea Pain! Wut he said!
CharmedOne2689: im not sure..I just needed a minute away from him
MrUnderworld1: Hades: oooooooo.....*drinks more* i see...
CharmedOne2689: and you're...drunk!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: wut? NO!! No i'm not! I said I wouldn't so I'm *hiccup* NOT!
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: yea sure...
Hades: *kicks him* I thought I told you to shuddup...
CharmedOne2689: this day is going from bad to worse to decent to bad, and
it's heading for worse all over again!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: why?
CharmedOne2689: I don't know..I just can't handle it anymore!
CharmedOne2689: *sits on rock and sulks*
MrUnderworld1: handle wut babe?
CharmedOne2689: this lifetime!
MrUnderworld1: ha ha...