MrUnderworld1: send it?
CharmedOne2689: i couldnt
CharmedOne2689: i will later
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: no one said you had to stay here, you know
MrUnderworld1: shut your trap
CharmedOne2689: *raises eyebrow*
CharmedOne2689: I'm miserable enough without you yelling at me....
MrUnderworld1: *raises eyebrow* oh yeah....
MrUnderworld1: welll...
MrUnderworld1: oh yeah
MrUnderworld1: wutver
MrUnderworld1: *can't think of anything to say*
CharmedOne2689: go ahead, tend to your duties....
CharmedOne2689: I'll be right here....
CharmedOne2689: sitting
MrUnderworld1: *folds arms* no...*sits on large rock*
CharmedOne2689: well, in that case...now what?
CharmedOne2689: (hercules wants to know if you blocked him)
MrUnderworld1: wut do I look like? a one man show...I'm not here to perform free entertainment....
MrUnderworld1: (no i didn't)
MrUnderworld1: (did you check all my mail? i bet that'll keep you busy he he)
MrUnderworld1: *ahem*
MrUnderworld1: anyway
CharmedOne2689: well...then I'll go find shelter
MrUnderworld1: ......shelter?
MrUnderworld1: like wut?
CharmedOne2689: like....i dunno...someplace to stay warm!
MrUnderworld1: go live with your stupid ignorant son of a *ahem* gentlemen of a son?
CharmedOne2689: *stands up*
CharmedOne2689: i dnt think so....
MrUnderworld1: *ditto*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at nearby village*
CharmedOne2689: (herc wants you to IM him)
MrUnderworld1: *pears down at her* *shakes head* you just had to drink that vodka....*shakes head again* tsk tsk
MrUnderworld1: (ok)
CharmedOne2689: well....maybe living with herc isn't that bad....
CharmedOne2689: it's shelter, at least
MrUnderworld1: oh no...it's a living pleasure....*sarcastic smile*
CharmedOne2689: well, I asked him already...
CharmedOne2689: while you were out of it, i told him that if this ever happened again to offer shelter...
CharmedOne2689: so I'm staying there, looks like
MrUnderworld1: well...in that case...i'm gonna have to, like, HIDE or something..or he'll just come running out at me yelling "back vile being! leave her be!" and yadda yadda yadda
CharmedOne2689: no...I'll talk to him...
MrUnderworld1: sooo.....uh....ok
MrUnderworld1: *disappears and just become a voice*
CharmedOne2689: *walks down dirt trail through woods*
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 12:33:15 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 12:34:22 PM.
MrUnderworld1: sooo....where is that damn kid anyhow?
CharmedOne2689: his house is on the other side of these woods....
MrUnderworld1: oh...ok
CharmedOne2689: *stops in front of huge quicksand spot*
CharmedOne2689: now what?!
MrUnderworld1: *still a voice*
MrUnderworld1: jump over it.......
MrUnderworld1: oh no i got a better idea
CharmedOne2689: *stares at quicksand*
MrUnderworld1: *visible again and on other side of quicksand*
CharmedOne2689: whoa!
MrUnderworld1: stand still will ya I'll just float ya over...
MrUnderworld1: you move and i drop you
MrUnderworld1: okay?
MrUnderworld1: get the picture?
CharmedOne2689: i...think so....
MrUnderworld1: you gotta stay perfectly still
CharmedOne2689: *tries to stand still*
MrUnderworld1: well...here goes nothing...
MrUnderworld1: Badda bing!
MrUnderworld1: *waves hands around*
CharmedOne2689: *stares*
MrUnderworld1: uh...nevermind....i'll just *snaps fingers and vaporizes her across*
CharmedOne2689: oh...uh....thanks...
MrUnderworld1: no problem....
CharmedOne2689: *continues down path*
MrUnderworld1: *disappears again*
MrUnderworld1: sorry
CharmedOne2689: about what?
MrUnderworld1: i like staying unseen
CharmedOne2689: so i hear
MrUnderworld1: mortals aren't supposed to see me in the first place
CharmedOne2689: well....im an exception
CharmedOne2689: right?
MrUnderworld1: ...........i dunno
CharmedOne2689: *shrugs*
MrUnderworld1: *sees a worm on the ground*
CharmedOne2689: *slaps mosquito on arm*
MrUnderworld1: HEY!
MrUnderworld1: *reappers for s split second and grabs worm*
MrUnderworld1: *slurps it up*
MrUnderworld1: wut?
MrUnderworld1: it's lunch........right?
CharmedOne2689: *disgusted look*
CharmedOne2689: maybe for you...
CharmedOne2689: speaking of lunch...
MrUnderworld1: awww come on....that worm was fresh!
MrUnderworld1: *stares*
CharmedOne2689: *looks for food*
CharmedOne2689: hmm...
CharmedOne2689: I refuse to eat bugs....
MrUnderworld1: oh....i thought you were gonna pull out a plate of...well.....you know....
MrUnderworld1: no?
MrUnderworld1: why not
MrUnderworld1: they're really good for you..
CharmedOne2689: it's.....nasty!
MrUnderworld1: how do you think i get all my protein?
CharmedOne2689: and i cant pull out a plate of anything!
MrUnderworld1: and all my good looks? *toothy smile*
MrUnderworld1: oh yeah that's right
MrUnderworld1: well, i can you know...
MrUnderworld1: wut do you want?
CharmedOne2689: nothing with bugs!!!
MrUnderworld1: you name it i'll give it to you babe?
MrUnderworld1: awww..
CharmedOne2689: um.....
MrUnderworld1: *waits, hands ready to do magic*
CharmedOne2689: shouldn't i learn to find my own food, since i might be here a while?
CharmedOne2689: you can't be here ALL the time
MrUnderworld1: ..............*disappointed look cause he wasn't able to show off his powers*
MrUnderworld1: wutever
MrUnderworld1: oh yeah...that's right!
MrUnderworld1: THE UNDERWORLD!
CharmedOne2689: exactly...
CharmedOne2689: *stares through dense forest*
MrUnderworld1: hey, babe, i gotta split for a sec...would ya give me a minute...thanx! *vaporizes*
CharmedOne2689: i dont see.....anything...
MrUnderworld1: *fading voice* I"LL BE BACK!
CharmedOne2689: *rolls eyes*
CharmedOne2689: *ducks under huge branch*
MrUnderworld1: *in the underworld* oh christ......
CharmedOne2689: *hears rattling noise*
CharmedOne2689: what the...?
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
CharmedOne2689: *watches rattle snake slither into the woods*
MrUnderworld1: *pain and panic are running around acting as if they are the new rulers* YOU"RE DEAD *hades fries them as usual then goes and sorts out papperwork and puts the souls where they belong*
MrUnderworld1: *returns*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at ankle*
CharmedOne2689: oh, geez
MrUnderworld1: *huffing and puffing from exhaustion*
MrUnderworld1: wut....pant.....now?
CharmedOne2689: *notices hades*
CharmedOne2689: oh...hi
CharmedOne2689: *pretends like nothing happened*
CharmedOne2689: uh.....nothing...
MrUnderworld1: ...hi? *unenthusiastic wave*
CharmedOne2689: *covers ankle with skirt and struggles to stand up*
CharmedOne2689: yeah....it's all good here...*weak smile*
MrUnderworld1: no no....i can SENSE when something wrong happens....wut? wut is it, huh? wut?
CharmedOne2689: nothing!
MrUnderworld1: *raises eyebrow in suspision*
CharmedOne2689: nothing, i tell you!
MrUnderworld1: ....hmmm....well....wutever...*shrugs*
CharmedOne2689: *sways dizzily*
CharmedOne2689: oooo....i should sit for a second..
MrUnderworld1: *stares at her* wut the hell?
MrUnderworld1: COME ON!
MrUnderworld1: NOW I KNOW SOMETHING"S WRONG!
CharmedOne2689: *holds head, while swaying*
CharmedOne2689: *collapses to ground unconcious*
MrUnderworld1: *concerned look* hey, tootz...kid? you alright?..........
MrUnderworld1: *leans over*
MrUnderworld1: *inspects her*
CharmedOne2689: *eyes flutter, then close again*
MrUnderworld1: *sees two small bleeding holes on her ankle that are turning black with poison*
MrUnderworld1: CHRIST!
MrUnderworld1: WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME?
CharmedOne2689: *turning pale*
CharmedOne2689: *blacks out*
MrUnderworld1: um..uh...that's not a rattle snake bite!
MrUnderworld1: that's an Underworld Serpent!
MrUnderworld1: I can't cure that!
MrUnderworld1: *sweats*
MrUnderworld1: uh....*tries to zap it several times*
CharmedOne2689: *wakes up for a second*
MrUnderworld1: *thinks* I'll just have to wait till you die...
CharmedOne2689: wha...?
CharmedOne2689: die?!
MrUnderworld1: then I'll get your stupid soul back...
CharmedOne2689: *tries to sit up*
MrUnderworld1: yeah die
CharmedOne2689: i...can't die!
MrUnderworld1: as in deceased?
MrUnderworld1: yes you can
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: it's easy
CharmedOne2689: I'm immor...oh...wait..
CharmedOne2689: *holds aching head*
MrUnderworld1: well, a little painful and frightening....but easy
CharmedOne2689: why can't you cure it?
MrUnderworld1: cause it's my own powers duh! it's like one of those curses you can't get rid of
CharmedOne2689: and if i do die, won't i be mortal.....forever? *voice trembles*
MrUnderworld1: no
CharmedOne2689: *sigh of relief*
MrUnderworld1: you can't change your soul
CharmedOne2689: *sways suddenly*
MrUnderworld1: you have god backgroound
CharmedOne2689: *moan*
MrUnderworld1: you can't change that either..
CharmedOne2689: *collapses again*
MrUnderworld1: can't you die any faster
CharmedOne2689: *unconcious*
CharmedOne2689: *spasm......*
CharmedOne2689: *death*
MrUnderworld1: *waits* you should be gone in...3...2..1....
MrUnderworld1: BADDA BING!
MrUnderworld1: *vanishes to the underworld*
MrUnderworld1: *arives at the gates and sees your soul waiting in line to get on the gondola*
MrUnderworld1: *grabs soul* I'll take that!
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes*
MrUnderworld1: *comes back to Hera's lifeless body*
MrUnderworld1: okay here we go!
MrUnderworld1: *lays soul over her*
MrUnderworld1: you awake now?
CharmedOne2689: *feels twinge of pain*
CharmedOne2689: *opens eyes*
CharmedOne2689: huh?
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes* nevermind...you're awake
CharmedOne2689: yeah.....but my ankle...
CharmedOne2689: is it healed?
MrUnderworld1: yeah...it's gone now
CharmedOne2689: *stands up clumsily*
MrUnderworld1: the poison goes with death
CharmedOne2689: thanks.....again....*smile*
MrUnderworld1: yup....it's gone
MrUnderworld1: no problem
CharmedOne2689: *stares at darkening sky*
MrUnderworld1: *looks up*
MrUnderworld1: RAIN?
MrUnderworld1: awww shit....*covers flame*
CharmedOne2689: *feels drop of rain on arm*
MrUnderworld1: *helplessly hides under tree to shelter flame*
CharmedOne2689: *grabs shawl and hands to hades*
CharmedOne2689: use this!
MrUnderworld1: awww man...it hasn't gone out all day! that's a record!
MrUnderworld1: uhhh..no...you use it
CharmedOne2689: i don't need it!
MrUnderworld1: i'm fine *weak smile*
CharmedOne2689: no...
CharmedOne2689: use it!
MrUnderworld1: *stares at sky with angry eyes*
MrUnderworld1: I hate that zeus..
MrUnderworld1: NO!
CharmedOne2689: i'm FINE!
MrUnderworld1: *grabs it out of her hands*
MrUnderworld1: FINE!
MrUnderworld1: I'll use it!
CharmedOne2689: *folds arms triumphantly&
CharmedOne2689: *spots empty cave*
CharmedOne2689: look!
MrUnderworld1: *annoyed face* *mumbles to self* stupid shawl...it's all girly...and...pink
MrUnderworld1: oh good
CharmedOne2689: *runs toward cave*
MrUnderworld1: go ahead...get in before zeus starts showing off his lightning bolts...
CharmedOne2689: hey...this is the same cave we stayed in last time....
MrUnderworld1: *remebers* oh yeah
MrUnderworld1: how could i forget?
CharmedOne2689: *enters cave, looking for dry stick*
MrUnderworld1: *lighting bolt strikes ground next to hades* CHRIST! WATCH WHERE YOU"RE TOSSING THOSE THINGS!
MrUnderworld1: *skitters to cave entrance*
CharmedOne2689: *picks up stick from ground*
CharmedOne2689: got a dry one!
MrUnderworld1: *leans over to avoid hitting head on ceiling* for wut?
CharmedOne2689: light source....
MrUnderworld1: oh...
CharmedOne2689: *hands stick to hades*
MrUnderworld1: *zaps end of stick*
CharmedOne2689: much better...
MrUnderworld1: yeah
CharmedOne2689: *wanders around cave*
MrUnderworld1: how far does this cave go?
CharmedOne2689: pretty far...
MrUnderworld1: *sees small opening that leads further on*
CharmedOne2689: there's a lake in the back, i think
MrUnderworld1: go explore...see wut's up
CharmedOne2689: *raises eyebrow* okay...
CharmedOne2689: *disappears through small opening*
MrUnderworld1: *annoyed face*......great
CharmedOne2689: *finds huge underground house, unoccupied*
CharmedOne2689: HADES!!!!!
MrUnderworld1: *swatting at a moth attracted to his flame* WUT!?!
CharmedOne2689: IT'S A HOUSE!!!!
MrUnderworld1: a house? in a cave? *swat* you kidding? *burns it*
CharmedOne2689: *sits in huge red lounge chair*
MrUnderworld1: woops..
CharmedOne2689: it's almost as comfy as olympus....
MrUnderworld1: *looks at shawl he just accidently burned*
MrUnderworld1: *walks toward house as if he didn't do anything*
MrUnderworld1: *casually crawls in* hmmm...cozy
CharmedOne2689: *nods*
MrUnderworld1: *inspects room*
CharmedOne2689: and it goes back even further...
CharmedOne2689: *gestures to doors*
MrUnderworld1: this seems suspicious i dunno why....
CharmedOne2689: suspicious?
MrUnderworld1: I"LL open the door
CharmedOne2689: *jumps from chair nervously*
MrUnderworld1: cause if you do something bad will happen
CharmedOne2689: not all the time...
CharmedOne2689: *bites lip nervously*
MrUnderworld1: *turns door nob, opens door slightly, and peeks in*
MrUnderworld1: *sarcastic girly scream*
MrUnderworld1: just kidding
MrUnderworld1: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: *peers under hades's arm*
MrUnderworld1: *swings it open* look.....a flight of stairs
CharmedOne2689: yeha...but what's at the top?
CharmedOne2689: a minotaur?
MrUnderworld1: man, they go way way WAY up.......
MrUnderworld1: i dunno
CharmedOne2689: I'll go first....
CharmedOne2689: *starts up stairs*
MrUnderworld1: NO!
CharmedOne2689: *stops and turns around*
MrUnderworld1: *pulls her back down*
CharmedOne2689: oof!
CharmedOne2689: what?!
MrUnderworld1: wut are you crazy?
CharmedOne2689: well, if i stay down here alone I'll be worse off!
MrUnderworld1: ..........*folds arms* fine..go ahead...go kill yourself...again
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: go first...
MrUnderworld1: and don't think I'm gonna get your soul every time you die......
MrUnderworld1: *stare*
CharmedOne2689: go!
MrUnderworld1: fine i will
MrUnderworld1: *glides up stairs*
CharmedOne2689: *follows cautiously*
MrUnderworld1: *looks around skittishly*
CharmedOne2689: well?
CharmedOne2689: *stops halfway up stairs*
MrUnderworld1: stay here...i have a feeling something bad's at the top....stay here okay, babe?
CharmedOne2689: but...but!
MrUnderworld1: STAY!!
MrUnderworld1: *flame*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at bottom of stairs nervously*
MrUnderworld1: wut?
CharmedOne2689: what if something's.....down there
MrUnderworld1: just stay here *points to where she's standing* right HERE!
MrUnderworld1: ohhh...i'm only going to the top..shuddup
CharmedOne2689: *sits on stairs, sulking*'
MrUnderworld1: *smiles* good...now..i'll be back..
MrUnderworld1: *glides up further*
MrUnderworld1: *reaches top*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at shoe while waiting*
MrUnderworld1: oh no!!
MrUnderworld1: NOO!
CharmedOne2689: *hears hades*
MrUnderworld1: *falls over asleep*
CharmedOne2689: *jumps up*
CharmedOne2689: hades?!
MrUnderworld1: *snore*
CharmedOne2689: *scared to death*
CharmedOne2689: *trembles as torch goes out*
MrUnderworld1: *vaporiszes next to her*
MrUnderworld1: jeez
MrUnderworld1: sorry about that
CharmedOne2689: what?
MrUnderworld1: it's it's.....kronus rock up there!
MrUnderworld1: big green glowing boulders of it!
CharmedOne2689: so?
MrUnderworld1: Zeus made it illegal to have around becasue we gods have an allergy to it..
MrUnderworld1: it makes us....well...
MrUnderworld1: fall asleep
CharmedOne2689: want me to go have a look, then?
CharmedOne2689: im mortal, remember
MrUnderworld1: and if you're around it too long...it will make you slumber for all eternity.......
MrUnderworld1: go ahead
MrUnderworld1: it won't bother you
CharmedOne2689: yeah, but what comes after it is what scares me...
MrUnderworld1: me too..
CharmedOne2689: *climbs up stairs cautiously*
CharmedOne2689: well...here goes nothing...
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: not really..
MrUnderworld1: i hate that kronus rock!
MrUnderworld1: *folds arms*
CharmedOne2689: passes kronus rock casually*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at wooden door ahead*
MrUnderworld1: *watches from a distance*
CharmedOne2689: *reaches for knob and turns it*
MrUnderworld1: *waits*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls door open slightly and peeks in*
CharmedOne2689: *stares through darkness*
MrUnderworld1: *curiously and impatiently yells* wut? WUT IS IT?
MrUnderworld1: I can't see!
CharmedOne2689: me either!
CharmedOne2689: *feels claw grab leg*
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
MrUnderworld1: *mumbles to self* stupid rock...
MrUnderworld1: NO!!
CharmedOne2689: *pulls away and scrambles down stairs*
CharmedOne2689: RUN!!!
MrUnderworld1: *runs over to her trying to avoid the rock...but the force of the kronus knocks him out cold*
MrUnderworld1: *sleeping*
MrUnderworld1: *snore*
CharmedOne2689: *turns around and runs back to hades*
CharmedOne2689: *tries to drag him to stairs*
MrUnderworld1: *sucks on thumb while sleeping*
CharmedOne2689: *collapses to floor in exhaustion*
MrUnderworld1: *mumbles in sleep*
CharmedOne2689: *stands and pulls hades away from rock as growling noises come closer*
MrUnderworld1: *half awake*
CharmedOne2689: *yanks hades one last time and falls down stairs*
MrUnderworld1: *hades, after clunking his head a number of times on the stairs, wakes up*
CharmedOne2689: *lands on ground hard*
MrUnderworld1: *jumps up* where the hell am i?
CharmedOne2689: *scrambles over to hades and tugs his arm*
CharmedOne2689: we gotta get out of here!
MrUnderworld1: wut wut?
CharmedOne2689: *growling noises come even closer*
MrUnderworld1: *pulls away* WUT?
CharmedOne2689: RUN!!!
MrUnderworld1: *peers over his shoulder back up at top of stairs*
MrUnderworld1: wut is that?
MrUnderworld1: *follows Hera, blindly*
CharmedOne2689: *shoves past furniture*
CharmedOne2689: squeeze through the entrance!
MrUnderworld1: *still follows*
MrUnderworld1: WUT IS IT??
CharmedOne2689: *cerberus crashes through door*
MrUnderworld1: *squeezes through*
MrUnderworld1: CERBERUS!
CharmedOne2689: *squeezes after hades and runs out of cave*
MrUnderworld1: *turns around*
MrUnderworld1: bad dog!
MrUnderworld1: *goes back to punish cerberus*
CharmedOne2689: *skids to stop and watches*
MrUnderworld1: *squeezes back through entrance*
MrUnderworld1: *burning and yelping is heard*
CharmedOne2689: *stands in cave entrance in confusion*
CharmedOne2689: *notices that rain has stopped*
CharmedOne2689: heyy!
MrUnderworld1: BAD DOG!!
MrUnderworld1: HOW MANT TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU!!!
MrUnderworld1: STAY IN THE UNDERWORLD!!
MrUnderworld1: *one last blast sends cerberus running*
CharmedOne2689: *pushes past dripping leaves into woods, out of hades's sight*
MrUnderworld1: *casually comes walking out*
MrUnderworld1: well..that took care of....wut?
MrUnderworld1: where did you go....
MrUnderworld1: *talking to self again*
CharmedOne2689: *is nowhere to be found*
MrUnderworld1: hades, you idiot!
MrUnderworld1: lost her AGAIN!
MrUnderworld1: *slaps self*
CharmedOne2689: *leaves shoes by cave entrance*
MrUnderworld1: rrrrr...you dumb a**!

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Image by Ashlee Wynne Following this conversation, Hera finds a hidden lake and goes swimming while Hades searches frantically for her. Then, on the way to the underworld after Hades finds her, Hera gets struck by lightning and goes blind. Pain and Panic cure her with a potion they made. Unfortunately, Hades gets deafened somehow, but Hera cooks up a new potion and cures him as well.