CharmedOne2689: i just returned from the
sub-underworld, aka band camp
MrUnderworld1: ha ha ha *sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: welcome home!
CharmedOne2689: and...just in time for.....my birthday
party!
MrUnderworld1: Yea....I'm back babe! In the flesh!
Wuuut? B-day party babe?
CharmedOne2689: *nods happily*
MrUnderworld1: *raised eyebrow* and I, of all people, am invited?
CharmedOne2689: I've got the works....food, drinks,
vodka, guests, music, anything a good party needs
CharmedOne2689: of course you are!
CharmedOne2689: but....we have to fix you
MrUnderworld1: FIX me?
CharmedOne2689: you see, I was returned to my
immortality by Poseidon...and he gave the potion to
me...so we have to change you back as well
MrUnderworld1: oh yea...am I still blind...and..*shudder* mortal...
MrUnderworld1: (I know I read it)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: Well....*pulls potion out of thin air*
CharmedOne2689: it worked for me...
CharmedOne2689: *hands bottle to hades*
MrUnderworld1: Let's get it over and done with...*pause* hey...you
sure he didn't slip something special in it for me??
CharmedOne2689: I've had it since he turned me
back...nothing happened to it
CharmedOne2689: in fact, i kept it in my secret wine
closet
MrUnderworld1: really? *suspicious* Was it anywhere near your so
called cream puff recipe?
CharmedOne2689: i burned the creampuff recipe
MrUnderworld1: oh you did did you?
CharmedOne2689: and the stuff i slipped into them....i
dumped into Apollo's oatmeal
MrUnderworld1: good
MrUnderworld1: Ha ha ha! Wut a surprise he'll get!
MrUnderworld1: well....*usure look at potion bottle* here goes
nuthin'....*chugs it down*
CharmedOne2689: well...i sent him to bed...but when he
wakes up...*sly grin*
CharmedOne2689: *watches*
MrUnderworld1: *flame relites suddenly on head*
CharmedOne2689: *smiles*
MrUnderworld1: hey hey! I can SEE! It's a miracle! well...not
really....BUT I CAN SEE!!
MrUnderworld1: *fangs return* oh yea!
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
CharmedOne2689: like i said before, welcome back!
MrUnderworld1: *blueish color* I'm back! Badda bing! *gets to full
height*
CharmedOne2689: *watches as hades becomes slightly
taller than her*
CharmedOne2689: hm...i was rather enjoying being taller
than you, for once
CharmedOne2689: well....that behind us...will you come?
MrUnderworld1: hey babe.....you gotta admit...it's nice having me
back...
MrUnderworld1: yea sure wut the hell I'll come...
CharmedOne2689: wow, thanks!
CharmedOne2689: well, I'll see you there, then
MrUnderworld1: Pain: *Glances up at Hades* yay!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: can we come?
CharmedOne2689: *returns to olympus to set out new
wine glasses, which were a gift from pain*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: shuddup No
CharmedOne2689: actually, they're invited as well
MrUnderworld1: Pain: see! Told you Hades!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: Ha! TOLD YOU!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *frown* do they HAVE to come? I
mean..I gotta lug them around and keep an eye on them the whole
time? Do you have a playpen up there I can put them in?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: hey! We're NOT babies!
MrUnderworld1: Panic: yea! wut he said!
CharmedOne2689: well....I'm sure they'll be fine.
MrUnderworld1: Hades: well you keep thinkin' that...
CharmedOne2689: But if they break ONE thing....they're
never to come back again
MrUnderworld1: *Pain and Panic dance around with joy* *signing*
Par-tee par-tee were goin' to a per-tee!!!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: I told you once...and I'll tell you
again.,...SHUDDUP!!
CharmedOne2689: *sets out food...including a trayof
creampuffs*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades appears in black smoke behind a pillar*
nice setup you got here...
CharmedOne2689: *glances up*
CharmedOne2689: um...why, thank you
MrUnderworld1: *looks around* nice...very....*gasp of horror*
AAAH!!
CharmedOne2689: *gasps in alarm*
CharmedOne2689: what?!
MrUnderworld1: BURN THOSE VILE THINGS!!! *points at cream
puffs with terror*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at creampuffs*
CharmedOne2689: I told you....they're fine
MrUnderworld1: *still pointing*
MrUnderworld1: kill them KILL THEM!!
CharmedOne2689: *raises eyebrow*
CharmedOne2689: perhaps you should rest a moment....
MrUnderworld1: *Pain and Panic skitter out from behind him*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: wut's he screamin' about?
CharmedOne2689: creampuffs
MrUnderworld1: Panic: *giggle, then whispers to pain* he scared of
*giggle* cream puffs...
CharmedOne2689: *stifles laughter*
MrUnderworld1: *Pain and Panic start to break out in laughter,
pointing at Hades who still looks rather frightened of the innocent
looking creampuffs*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: you know...ju-ju-just shuddup...
CharmedOne2689: *pats hades shoulder* It's fine....trust
me
MrUnderworld1: it's not funny! *pain and panic are still laughing* I
mean it! STOP! It's NOT funny!
CharmedOne2689: hades....are you SURE you don't need a
rest?
CharmedOne2689: you must be tired from your mortal
days and all....
MrUnderworld1: Go ahead pain! You love food! Just look at you!
You fat little pig! Go ahead and eat one and when you become a
reatrded useless minion with no powers or abilities DON"T COME
CRYING TO ME!!
MrUnderworld1: Pain: *confused* wut?
MrUnderworld1: Hades: YOU HEARD ME!!
CharmedOne2689: *confused* can they even turn mortal?
CharmedOne2689: i mean, they don't even LOOK mortal
MrUnderworld1: Panic: *to Pain and Hera* wut's he talking about?
CharmedOne2689: *shrugs innocently*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: ooooo.....they can turn mortal
alright...they'll stay their ugly selves...but useless!
CharmedOne2689: well....they can't do anything now
anyway
MrUnderworld1: Pain and Panic: *still confused*
ok...well...Hades...you're starting to scare US for a change so we're
gonna just....walk over there....*both of them walk away*
CharmedOne2689: *watches them leave and turns back to
hades*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *deep breaths* fine! FINE! Just walk away
you little god damn cowards! *flame a tad red*
CharmedOne2689: *doorbell rings...hera runs off to
answer it*
MrUnderworld1: *one last deep sigh turns his flame back to blue*
MrUnderworld1: *holds in his temper for once*
MrUnderworld1: *being his nosey self* wut? who is it? wut?
CharmedOne2689: *opens door and greets....demeter*
CharmedOne2689: thank you for coming, dear
CharmedOne2689: have a seat *gestures towards table*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *spins around and sees her* hey Demeter
babe...how's it goin'? good? good...
CharmedOne2689: Demeter: My pleasure Hera....*stares at
hades and walks away*
MrUnderworld1: *Demeter, who already hates Hades for stealing
her daughter persephone for half the year, walks away not before
giving him a nasty look*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: sheesh....wut's her problem?
CharmedOne2689: more than one, im afraid....but the
main one is you
MrUnderworld1: .........well...sorry for existing...
CharmedOne2689: oh...come on, not everyone hates you
CharmedOne2689: i don't hate you!
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: yea...that's the 426th time you've told me that...
CharmedOne2689: you've....counted ?
MrUnderworld1: yea....I count alot of things...like souls *sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: *sghs*
CharmedOne2689: are you going to be miserable all day?
MrUnderworld1: Pain: *eating some creampuffs*
hey...Hades...there's nothing wrong with these...they're delicious...
CharmedOne2689: *grins* thanks, boys...help
yourselves...I've got more cooking
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *evil galre at his minions* *mumbles to
self* yea...well..you little...son of a....
CharmedOne2689: *gives hades 'The look"
MrUnderworld1: *raised eyebrow* wut?
CharmedOne2689: enjoy yourself....
CharmedOne2689: stop being miserable....
CharmedOne2689: or I WILL slip something into the
creampuffs
CharmedOne2689: and force feed them to you
MrUnderworld1: *frown* I'm NOT being miserable!
CharmedOne2689: *raises eyebrow*
MrUnderworld1: See? *fake toothy grin* a SMILE!!! *sarcasm*
That's not being miserable is it?
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: fine, fine....
MrUnderworld1: *watches minions*
CharmedOne2689: *picks up creampuff and takes bite*
MMMMM....they're delicious
CharmedOne2689: try one....
MrUnderworld1: *shudder* no......
CharmedOne2689: well, then....eat some burgers or
something
MrUnderworld1: I'm fine right now...
CharmedOne2689: *gestures towards zeus, grilling burgers
and wearing a 'kiss the cook' apron*
CharmedOne2689: *leans over and whispers* he's a little
too into it, i think
MrUnderworld1: Pain: don't even bother Hera...you can't talk to
him...
Hades: would you just mind your own business?
Pain: why? YOU never do...
Hades: *enraged at his minion talking back* you little BASTARD!!
CharmedOne2689: *hera runs over to greet more guests*
MrUnderworld1: Panic: pleez!! PAIN! Don't get him mad here!!!
Pain: sorry!! Hades! Don't! You're at HERA"S PARTY!!
Hades: *takes acouples deep breaths...cools down...then walks over to
lean on a pillar....arms crossed*
CharmedOne2689: *stops laughing and stares as vodka
bottle*
CharmedOne2689: at*
CharmedOne2689: *starts coughing*
CharmedOne2689: *grabs hades' arm for support*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: Artemis! Babe! How's hunting? Still getting
some good game? huh? huh? *sly smile* you know...I"M good game
too....
Artemis: oh give me a break...*also walks away*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *looks down at Hera* hey...you alright?
CharmedOne2689: *still coughing and shaking head*
CharmedOne2689: *cough* no* cough*
MrUnderworld1: *tries to stand her upright* uh...i
dunno...here...uh...take a sip...*pulls a glass of water out of thin air*
here..
CharmedOne2689: *sips water*
MrUnderworld1: so? wut? you better now?
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: im...uh...fine...
MrUnderworld1: *frown* wut?
CharmedOne2689: *glares around at guests*
MrUnderworld1: *watches her suspiciously* WUT!?!
CharmedOne2689: someone.....
MrUnderworld1: *raised eyebrow* yeeeah?
CharmedOne2689: *pulls something out of mouth*
CharmedOne2689: slipped THIS into my drink
MrUnderworld1: *both eyebrows raised* da hell is it?
CharmedOne2689: *shows hades pile of pills*
CharmedOne2689: so, someone tried to kill me....
CharmedOne2689: or....you....
MrUnderworld1: or.......me?
MrUnderworld1: well...alot of people wunt me dead...
CharmedOne2689: *nods*
MrUnderworld1: wut? are they pills to make you mortal cause we're
gods and we can't die...
CharmedOne2689: *examines pills and nods*
CharmedOne2689: i hope i didn't....swallow...one
MrUnderworld1: great....like I've had enough run ins with mortality
already....
CharmedOne2689: well...it was in MY drink, so you'll be
fine
CharmedOne2689: *holds head* I think I better lay down
for a little while....
MrUnderworld1: hey! *evil smile* go put them in someone else's
drink....*chuckle* that would be so funny!
CharmedOne2689: *rolls eyes and goes into bedroom*
MrUnderworld1: give one to Aphrodite...and one to Athena...and
Artemis..Hestia..OH! And don't forget Demeter...
MrUnderworld1: cause they all deserve it...ya know wut I mean?
MrUnderworld1: yea...uh....you go "rest" for a little bit....you know
where to find me...*leans up against pillar again, arms crossed*
CharmedOne2689: *climbs into bed*
MrUnderworld1: *sees Aphrodite again* baaaaabe...how's it goin"?
did I ever tell you how GOOD you look in that dress? *Hades tries to
put his arm around her*
*Aphrodite slaps him...and walks away with her chin in the air*
CharmedOne2689: *jumps up and screams*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *rubbing red mark on his face* ay chiuaua!
MrUnderworld1: *Spins around* here we go...first she screams...and
then some disaster follows...
CharmedOne2689: *picks up mortality knife out of
bedcovers*
MrUnderworld1: *yelling through the bedroom door* YO! Everything alright in there!? I'm not kidding! You better be FINE!
CharmedOne2689: not on my birthday......any day but this one....
CharmedOne2689: *sighs*
CharmedOne2689: hades will find out soon enough....
MrUnderworld1: COME ON!!! WUT CHA DOIN"!?!?
CharmedOne2689: *tiptoes over and locks door*
CharmedOne2689: uh...nothing
MrUnderworld1: *hears click* HEEY!! COME ON!!
MrUnderworld1: Don't make me come in there! CAUSE I WILL!!
CharmedOne2689: I'm.....uh...getting dressed
MrUnderworld1: oooh...well....
CharmedOne2689: *sticks knife under mattress and unlocks door*
MrUnderworld1: *leaning against pillar right outside or door*
CharmedOne2689: please...don't let it happen.....
MrUnderworld1: Pain: wut are you doin' hades? enjoyin' yourself?
Hades: *sarcasm* yup...wutever...go away..go eat something else fat boy..
Pain: *mumbling to self as he walks away* wut a grouch...come on Panic...*Panic follows*
CharmedOne2689: hears pain and panic outside door
CharmedOne2689: *sits on bed and waits for the worst to happen*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *curious* Hera? how long you gonna STAY in there?
CharmedOne2689: not much longer....now...
CharmedOne2689: *watches her glow fade out*
CharmedOne2689: yup....any minute now...
MrUnderworld1: good.,...I'm getting bored out here...HEEY! Athena! *sees athena walk by and she ignores him once again* yea...NICE TALKIN" TO YOU TOO! *mumbles* ignorant bitch..
CharmedOne2689: *feels hair fall limp*
CharmedOne2689: *mumbles to self* this is the greatest birthday ever.....
MrUnderworld1: *bangs on door once* hey...don't die on me in there...
CharmedOne2689: i'll try not to....
MrUnderworld1: yea...um...you do that.....
CharmedOne2689: *checks to make sure she's completely mortal, then attempts to climb out window*
MrUnderworld1: *Baccus and Ares arrive*
MrUnderworld1: Baccus: *sees Hades* hey...bac you tell me where Hera is...I got her a nice bottle of wine for her birthday....I wanna give it to her now so she can serve it....
CharmedOne2689: *hits head on glass*
CharmedOne2689: ouch....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: hey how ya doin'....she's in there...*gestures eyes to door*
CharmedOne2689: *looks over edge of clouds to ground below*
CharmedOne2689: here goes nothing....
MrUnderworld1: Baccus: oh...well...I don't want to bother her...but...HERA? You in there? *knocks gently on door*
CharmedOne2689: *hears Bacchus* uh...i'll be out in a second, dear!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *rolls eyes* ya know..leave her alone..here...*grabs bottle out of his hands* I"LL take it for her...alright?
CharmedOne2689: *takes deep breath and swan dives off cloud*
MrUnderworld1: Baccus: but...I...wanted...
Hades: ALRIGHT???
Baccus: *frown at Hades then walks away*
Hades: *puts bottle on the table then goes back to leaning on pillar*
CharmedOne2689: *opens eyes and sees ground approaching at an alarming rate*
CharmedOne2689: whoa....oh, why me?
MrUnderworld1: *15 minues later* Hera! COME ON!!! IT"S BEEN LONG ENOUGH!!! You in there???....*silence* Hera?......babe?......
CharmedOne2689: *dress fills with air and she floats safely to the ground*
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes to other side of door and finds no one and an open window*
MrUnderworld1: WUT THE HELL!!??
CharmedOne2689: *starts running through the woods to try and hide from hades*
CharmedOne2689: *enters familiar cave and huddles in dark entrance*
CharmedOne2689: please don't let him find me...he'll be furious...oh gods, why me?
MrUnderworld1: Baccus: *gasp* where's Hera? *looks at Hades suspiciously* wut have you done with her?
Hades: wut? *nervous look* but I! I had nothing to do with it!
CharmedOne2689: *pulls miniature sized vodka bottle out of dress pocket*
MrUnderworld1: Baccus: yea right...prove it!
Hades: but..I was...out there...and she...well..she came in here...and....*sweat* you came...oh come on now!
CharmedOne2689: *opens it and begins drinking, pondering the reason anyone tried to do this to her*
MrUnderworld1: *Baccus disappears to Zeus*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING!
CharmedOne2689: *eyes widen*........ZEUS DID THIS!
MrUnderworld1: *Baccus tells zeus the news of Hera's disapperance and of his finding of Hades in the room alone*
CharmedOne2689: that's it....when i get back up there, I'm filing for divorce.....
CharmedOne2689: *stands up and finishes last of vodka before tossing bottle aside*
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: HAAAADES!!! *calls Hades over*
Hades: *walks over all submissive to his older more powerful brother* yes?
CharmedOne2689: i have to try and get to hades somehow...
CharmedOne2689: *yells to sky*
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: wut have you done with my Hera? HUH?? SPEAK UP!!
CharmedOne2689: HADES!!!!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *hears Hera but ignores her...for he's too busy being yelled at by zeus*
CharmedOne2689: *screams one last tme and falls to ground in complete exhaustion*
CharmedOne2689: okay.....either he's ignoring me or he can't hear me.....
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: I KNOW you did something! So why don't you save yourself the trouble and ADMIT IT! Maybe I'll go alittle easy on you if you do!!!
Hades: *sweating nervously* but....but I swear! I didn't do anything...I...i....just found the room empty...i swear!
Zeus:............
Hades: I give you mt word!
Zeus: HA! your word? it's useless!!
CharmedOne2689: *stares at darkening sky*
CharmedOne2689: zeus must be angry....it's only 1pm!
MrUnderworld1: Ares: I think he killed her!
Apollo: murderous snake he is...
Athena: he must of slipped her something...
Baccus: and I SAW HIM!!
*All of the gods gasp*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: WUT!! NO!!! I WOULDN"T!! I mean....he didn't see anything...he just caught me in the room cause I went in looking for her! I SWEAR!
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: unlikely story brother...
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *fiddgety and studdering* but...i....i...i'm telling the tr-tr-truth!
CharmedOne2689: *sees entrance to underworld a few yards away and runs to it to escape the rain*
CharmedOne2689: *bangs on door* Charon! OPEN UP!
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: there's only one thing to do with you....and that's....getting rid of you! None of us can trust you!!!
MrUnderworld1: Charon: Hades is away...come back later...no visitors...
CharmedOne2689: but...but I'm his sister!
CharmedOne2689: and...and....
CharmedOne2689: it's raining!
CharmedOne2689: my dress is getting all soggy......!
MrUnderworld1: *Zeus grabs Hades but Hades vaporizes and disappears* *out of anger and Hera's missing...Zeus sends all the gods to fins Hades and hera...*
MrUnderworld1: Charon: too bad...
CharmedOne2689: charon.....if you don't open I'll have...i dunno, one of the gods bury your sorry bones!
MrUnderworld1: Charon: no visitors....direct orders from Mr. Underworld himself...
CharmedOne2689: and you'll never row hades anywhere ever again!
CharmedOne2689: OPEN THIS DOOR!
MrUnderworld1: Charon: make me....direct orders...no visitors...come back another time....so long....beat it...SCRAM!!
MrUnderworld1: *Hades vaporizes in the woods*
CharmedOne2689: *folds arms and goes off to sulk in cave*
MrUnderworld1: *hurries to the underworld entrance*
CharmedOne2689: *enters cave and kicks vodka bottle*
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes to door* OPEN UP THIS DOOR YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF CHICKEN BONES!!
Charon: yes sir...*opens and bows to Hades*
CharmedOne2689: *hears familiar voice*
CharmedOne2689: hades?!
MrUnderworld1: *Pain and Panic skitter aong side him*
CharmedOne2689: *stands up quickly*
MrUnderworld1: Pain: wut did happen to hera?
Panic: yea? wut?
Hades: *nervous* I dunno..stop asking..
CharmedOne2689: *runs out into pouring rain and glances around*
CharmedOne2689: *sigh* I must be going mad.....
MrUnderworld1: Charon: the gondola is ready to board your highness...*bows again as Hades walks on to the boat*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: wait Charon.....we're missing someone...where's panic? Pain....where is he...
Pain: he's out in the rain jumping in some puddles..
CharmedOne2689: *sees door to underworld left open and runs over to it*
CharmedOne2689: I guess charon changed his mind
MrUnderworld1: Hades: Rrrrrrrrr.....PANIC!!!
Panic: Coming!!! *suddenly sees Hera as he runs to the door also* AAAA!!! It's....it's you again!!
CharmedOne2689: *hears panic yelling*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: hurry up! I've got all of Olympus after me for something I really didn't do for once!
CharmedOne2689: *runs to hide behind tree*
MrUnderworld1: *As panic runs in the boat an Charon starts to pull the boat towards the throne room...the gateway doors start to close slowly*
CharmedOne2689: NO!
CharmedOne2689: * runs over and pulls on door handle*
CharmedOne2689: nonononononononono!
CharmedOne2689: *tries to squeeze in small opening*
MrUnderworld1: Charon: I hate to tell you sir...but this young women came earlier and demanded to come in...she might still be out there...
Hades: out where?
Charon: oh in the woods of course...
CharmedOne2689: *gives up and walks back to cave as rain starts to let up*
CharmedOne2689: my ONE chance to get inside and i screwed it up! *exhasperated sigh*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: SON OF A BITCH!! That's probably her!
Charon: who sir?
Hades: shuddup....none of your business...take pain and panic back to the throne room...I got to go..
Pain and Panic: but..
Hades: NO! Stay here....
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes*
MrUnderworld1: *appears back outside near the entrance*
MrUnderworld1: *apollo and ares fly over head looking for Hades.....Hades backs into cave out of sight*
CharmedOne2689: *sees hades...runs over and hugs him tightly*
MrUnderworld1: Hey! wut happened to you!?
CharmedOne2689: zeus....
MrUnderworld1: Those god damn pills?
MrUnderworld1: zeus?
CharmedOne2689: no
MrUnderworld1: ZEUS?
CharmedOne2689: zeus stuck a mortality knife in the bed!
CharmedOne2689: now this may be an old wives tale, but i heard they last forever.....
MrUnderworld1: Why Zeus?!! HE BLAMED ME!! AND NOW HE HAS EVERYONE OUT TO GET ME...and to bring you home safely...
MrUnderworld1: WUUUUUTT!!!!???
MrUnderworld1: *flames red* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN" ME!!!
CharmedOne2689: i said it may not be true! but if it is......
CharmedOne2689: then......
MrUnderworld1: IF IT IS!!!
MrUnderworld1: OOOOOHH GODS!!!
CharmedOne2689: *shrugs*
CharmedOne2689: why did zeus blame you then?
MrUnderworld1: but...I still don't understand....I don't think Zeus meant it...cause he was really pissed and worried about you....i dunno....
CharmedOne2689: then who could it be?
MrUnderworld1: I DON"T KNOW!!
CharmedOne2689: ugh...so confused.....
MrUnderworld1: All I know is that I'm Olympus' most wanted right now...immortal or mortal...dead or alive...
CharmedOne2689: dead or alive?!
CharmedOne2689: well....we have to...hide you somehow
CharmedOne2689: or....you could take me to zeus and i could explain the situation....
MrUnderworld1: I HATE being me sometimes...
CharmedOne2689: hey, at least as you you're immortal....
CharmedOne2689: this birthday sucks
MrUnderworld1: tell me about it...
MrUnderworld1: I don't want MY birthday to come anymore...
MrUnderworld1: cause mine will turn out like shit...
CharmedOne2689: *nervous laugh*
MrUnderworld1: *ahem* anyway...
MrUnderworld1: we could try the whole "explain to zeus thing"
CharmedOne2689: yea...but what if he thinks you paid me or something?
CharmedOne2689: or threatened me....
CharmedOne2689: or bribed me.,...
MrUnderworld1: *snaps fingers and his black chariot pops up in swirling black clouds*
CharmedOne2689: nice ride...
MrUnderworld1: well......that all is a possiblity...
MrUnderworld1: BUT WUT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO???!!!
CharmedOne2689: look...i'd rather be mortal forever than have you in trouble
MrUnderworld1: ah shuddup...I'm always in trouble..hop in...*grabs reins to the griffin* come on...get in..
CharmedOne2689: *gets inside chariot*
CharmedOne2689: lucky for you im not afraid of heights....
MrUnderworld1: *wips griffin and it flies towards the Olympus gates* good..
CharmedOne2689: exactly how are you going to get me inside without everybody...noticing?
MrUnderworld1: *pulls on the reins and it stops at the very foot of the gates* well..there's practically NO ONE here...they're all out looking for you and ME...
CharmedOne2689: *sighs* all that food...wasted....
CharmedOne2689: *gets out of chariot*
MrUnderworld1: Well...I can't open the gates so...*grabs her arm and vaporizes both of them to the other side*
MrUnderworld1: badda bing....
CharmedOne2689: nifty
MrUnderworld1: *unenthusiastic badda bing*
CharmedOne2689: atleast there's no possibility of YOU choking on pink glitter when you try to vaporize
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: thank you honey...*sees Hades* AND YOU!!!
Hades: *gulp*
Zeus: ARES! APOLLO! EVERYONE GET HIM!!!
CharmedOne2689: NO!
CharmedOne2689: DON'T TOUCH HIM!
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: he did this to you!
*Apollo and the other run up ready to bind Hades in the chains of the gods...the only chain that a god can't break*
CharmedOne2689: no he didn't!
CharmedOne2689: he's actually been helping me!
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: WE ALL came to a decision! YES HE DID! BIND HIM BOYS!!
*Hades gets binded up by Ares and Apollo*
CharmedOne2689: *screams*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *can't move* hey! COME ON!!!
CharmedOne2689: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MrUnderworld1: Ares: save it!!
CharmedOne2689: *tries to run over to hades but Demeter and Athena hold her back*
MrUnderworld1: Apollo: save your strength..you can't break free...*they laugh at him*
CharmedOne2689: HADES!
CharmedOne2689: *begins sobbing and trying pathetically to escape*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *starts yelling swears* HERA!! *looks up at Zeus* LEAVE HERE ALONE!!!
CharmedOne2689: *glares at zeus* LET HIM GO!
MrUnderworld1: *Zeus walks over to Hades and angrily puts a gag in his mouth*
CharmedOne2689: *athena covers hera's mouth*
MrUnderworld1: Zeus: I'm sorry Hera....but I can never forgive him for wut he's done to you!!!
