CharmedOne2689 : rp!
MrUnderworld1 : yes yes yes!
CharmedOne2689 : yay!
CharmedOne2689 : *arrives at beach*
MrUnderworld1 : *looking extemely annoyed*
CharmedOne2689 : Hades!
MrUnderworld1 : *spins around with a splash* oh..HERA! babe!
how's it goin'?
CharmedOne2689 : well...i didn't sleep very well last night worrying
about you....*chuckle*
MrUnderworld1 : awww, how sweet....I told you...I'm doin' FINE
for now...if THIS thing would just leave me alone!!!
MrUnderworld1 : *points to a scrubby lookin' crab*
MrUnderworld1 : Crapastian: he's so rude! GLOOURSIH! let me
introduce myself, mam...i'm CRAPastian...FRITTERS!
CharmedOne2689 : a new friend, I'm assuming? *grin*
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: FRIEND!!?
MrUnderworld1 : nuh uh!!! NO WAY!!
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: but I thought...RETISTER!
CharmedOne2689 : *surprised* whyever not? He's sweet....
CharmedOne2689 : (fritters?)
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: NO NO!!! you thought wrong you little
piece of...of......CRAP! NO!
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: *looks sad*
CharmedOne2689 : Oh, hades....you hurt his feelings....*feels bad for
crapastian*
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: *starts making "sad" gurgling sounds*
CharmedOne2689 : (lmao)
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: *crosses arms* who cares...
CharmedOne2689 : *looks at hades* shall i join you in a swim,
then?
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: *wet moist "boo hoos"*
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: yes, PLEASE...leave that sobbing
deformity on the beach....
CharmedOne2689 : If you say so....*strips down to bathing suit and
steps into the freezing cold water*
MrUnderworld1 : *dives in*
MrUnderworld1 : it's not THAT cold...
CharmedOne2689 : Hades, it's nearly November....
MrUnderworld1 : so?
MrUnderworld1 : *swims around her*
MrUnderworld1 : it's still nice!
CharmedOne2689 : *watching him swim around*
MrUnderworld1 : besides....I never really "swam" before babe...and
it ain't all THAT horrible....I still hate water though...
MrUnderworld1 : it's all...."wet"
CharmedOne2689 : well, of course...its water....*splashes hades by
accident when she dives under*
CharmedOne2689 : *comes up to the surface*
MrUnderworld1 : HEY! *shakes water off his head, fin swaying
back and forth*
CharmedOne2689 : I'm sorry, dear....
CharmedOne2689 : it was an accident
MrUnderworld1 : .......*evil grin*
CharmedOne2689 : what are you scheming now.....?
MrUnderworld1 : *splashes her with his tail*
CharmedOne2689 : *gasp*
MrUnderworld1 : ooops.....accident! *sarcastic shrug*
CharmedOne2689 : OMG! *continues splashing hades*
MrUnderworld1 : AAAAH!!
CharmedOne2689 : what, are you afraid of the water?!
MrUnderworld1 : *swims under water to get away form the
splashing*
CharmedOne2689 : *laughing*
MrUnderworld1 : *comes up behind her* oh no HERA!! * huge
splash*
CharmedOne2689 : *hair in face*
CharmedOne2689 : you.....you.....
MrUnderworld1 : HA HA HA!!
CharmedOne2689 : *pushes hair away and kicks hades in the
stomach*
CharmedOne2689 : who's laughing now?!
MrUnderworld1 : UGGH!!
CharmedOne2689 : *giggles*
CharmedOne2689 : oh, come one...i didn't kick you that hard
MrUnderworld1 : HEY!!
CharmedOne2689 : *grin*
MrUnderworld1 : *nasty frown*
CharmedOne2689 : hungry?
CharmedOne2689 : *changes subject*
MrUnderworld1 : what? you got a problem or somethin'?
MrUnderworld1 : ooooh...real funny isn't it?
CharmedOne2689 : no, not at all
MrUnderworld1 : ......yea..not THAT hard
CharmedOne2689 : it was....*giggle* an accident
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 8:56:28 AM .
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 9:03:45 AM .
MrUnderworld1 : rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CharmedOne2689 : its okay
CharmedOne2689 : keep going
CharmedOne2689 : (sunset!!!!)
MrUnderworld1 : (the last thing I sent was):
Hades: *trips Hera rather hard with his fin in return*
MrUnderworld1 : (and the last thing you said was):
Hugry?
*changing subject*
MrUnderworld1 : (right?)
CharmedOne2689 : (well, answer then...yeah)
MrUnderworld1 : Hugry? *huge grin* YOU BROUGHT FOOD!?!
MrUnderworld1 : hungry**
CharmedOne2689 : of course....well, i didn't bring food...but i can
get some
MrUnderworld1 : ................you didn't bring ANY?
CharmedOne2689 : *walks and sits on the sand*
MrUnderworld1 : none at all?
CharmedOne2689 : I didn't BRING any, no
MrUnderworld1 : *kind of follows*
MrUnderworld1 : why nooooooot? *whine like*
CharmedOne2689 : *sits near water's edge so hades doesnt have to
go very far*
CharmedOne2689 : because
CharmedOne2689 : i dont need to bring any
MrUnderworld1 : ...............yes you DO!
CharmedOne2689 : why, what did you want to eat?
MrUnderworld1 : *crapastian walks up*
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: he wanted to eat ME, mon!! GRITRISH!
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: would you go AWAY!?!
CharmedOne2689 : *giggle*
CharmedOne2689 : hades, you never answered my question
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: catch me if you ca-AAAAAN!!! *starts to
skitter around making popping sounds*
CharmedOne2689 : *raised eyebrow*
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: *distracted by Crapastian* what question?
CharmedOne2689 : what did you want to eat?
CharmedOne2689 : name anything
CharmedOne2689 : anything, of course, besides crapastian
MrUnderworld1 : oh oh...right....uh......you know what I
like...worms, scorpins, a nice centipeded or two...
MrUnderworld1 : ..............NOT Crapastian, did you say?
CharmedOne2689 : *pulls plate full of everything hades loves out
of thin air*
MrUnderworld1 : *huge grin*
CharmedOne2689 : i told you i didnt need to bring any food....
MrUnderworld1 : *points at Crap* HA HA HA!! SEE!?! I DIDN'T
HAVE TO EAT YOUR WORTHLESS CARCAS AFTER ALL!!!
HA!! I GOT A GODDESS ON MY SIDE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE
OF..... CRAP!!
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: *stops jumping around*.....oh...ok
mon...REEEAARSH
CharmedOne2689 : *sun begins to set*
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1 : ohhh! LOOK!! you even have leeches!! *stuffs a
handful in his mouth*
CharmedOne2689 : *winces*
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: *runs up and tries to eat some but Hades
picks him up and chucks him into a rock*
CharmedOne2689 : *gasp*
CharmedOne2689 : hades!
CharmedOne2689 : (lol)
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: stupid little worthless....*shovels more
into his mouth*
MrUnderworld1 : *gulp* what?
CharmedOne2689 : *ignores hades to watch the sunset*
MrUnderworld1 : he deserved it...
MrUnderworld1 : *finshes off entire plate already*
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: I wanted some MON!!!
MrUnderworld1 : SNAPCRACKLEPOP!!!
CharmedOne2689 : (lmao)
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: omg...SHUDDUP!!
MrUnderworld1 : *slaps him into a palm tree with his tail*
CharmedOne2689 : *ignoring them both*
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: crap mon...crap..that hurt mon...*vibrates
in sand*
CharmedOne2689 : (lmao)
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: *looks away in disgust*
MrUnderworld1 : *back to hera*
CharmedOne2689 : *gazing dreamily at the sunset*
MrUnderworld1 : awww....look at that sunset, huh?
CharmedOne2689 : *smile*
MrUnderworld1 : nice, ain't it?
CharmedOne2689 : it's especially beautiful from here
MrUnderworld1 : Crap: YES MON IT IS!!! RREEETEY!!
Hades: for the last time!! SHUDDUP!! *filthy swears as he buries
him in the sand*
CharmedOne2689 : you can't really see it from olympus.....
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: maybe he'll suffocate...
MrUnderworld1 : oh..right...you can't really see it from Olympus
huh?
CharmedOne2689 : *shakes head sadly*
MrUnderworld1 : well, at least you get a glimps...down in the
Underworld...you don't see it at all...
CharmedOne2689 : (my mom is trying to talk like hera omg)
CharmedOne2689 : *pats his shoulder*
MrUnderworld1 : (ha ha ha!! see if she can do Hades!)
CharmedOne2689 : now we both have a chance to see it
MrUnderworld1 : yea....
CharmedOne2689 : (she says no)
MrUnderworld1 : *waiting for the right moment to "strike"*
MrUnderworld1 : (ha ha ha!!)
MrUnderworld1 : *sun is in the middle of going
down...and......Hades just grabs Hera and kisses her out of nowhere*
CharmedOne2689 : *utterly shocked*
CharmedOne2689 : *but is enjoying it, and closes her eyes....and
then kisses back*
MrUnderworld1 : (yay! romantic moment!)
CharmedOne2689 : (hehe)
MrUnderworld1 : *finally stops kissing*
MrUnderworld1 : *gentle smile*
CharmedOne2689 : *giggling*
MrUnderworld1 : not expecitng THAT huh? well..I was
thinkin'....*interrupted by*
Crap: WHOA!! NICE MOVE MON!! GRLOUSIH!!
MrUnderworld1 : Hades: *shaking cleanhced fists*
CharmedOne2689 : *binds crapastian in golden chains*
CharmedOne2689 : what were you saying, dear?
CharmedOne2689 : (and gags him)
MrUnderworld1 : *sigh* thank you SO much...
MrUnderworld1 : (yay!)
MrUnderworld1 : why don't you visit EVERY day like this?
MrUnderworld1 : well...when you can I mean...
CharmedOne2689 : every single day? of course.....that's what i was
going to do
MrUnderworld1 : .............*smile*
CharmedOne2689 : i mean, until i can convince poseidon to change
you back.....
MrUnderworld1 : yea...I thought so.......
CharmedOne2689 : but even then, i'll visit
CharmedOne2689 : *smile*
MrUnderworld1 : yea....poseidon....I hate him SO much...
MrUnderworld1 : SO SO MUCH..
MrUnderworld1 : hate isn't the word!
CharmedOne2689 : oh, dont let him spoil the moment
MrUnderworld1 : loath!
MrUnderworld1 : oh ok......
MrUnderworld1 : *sigh*
CharmedOne2689 : *leans against hades shoulder*
MrUnderworld1 : *crapastian rattles in the chains behind them*
MrUnderworld1 : *puts arm around her*
CharmedOne2689 : hades.......
MrUnderworld1 : I wish I was'nt a merman right now.....
MrUnderworld1 : it would be so much better
MrUnderworld1 : *sun is just about gone*
MrUnderworld1 : what?
CharmedOne2689 : it doesnt matter what you are.....this has been
the best night of my entire life
MrUnderworld1 : .............................................
MrUnderworld1 : nuh uh
MrUnderworld1 : not it's not
CharmedOne2689 : of course it has
MrUnderworld1 : NO!
CharmedOne2689 : whyever not?
MrUnderworld1 : well, it was nice.....but I like my master bedroom
encoounter better...*wiggles eyebrow with sly smile*
CharmedOne2689 : *giggle*
CharmedOne2689 : that was second best
MrUnderworld1 : *rolls eyes* ok..second best...
CharmedOne2689 : *smile*
CharmedOne2689 : the sun went down.....
MrUnderworld1 : *long sigh* well, should'nt you be "on your
way"...oh Queen of the gods?
CharmedOne2689 : *sad nod*
CharmedOne2689 : unfortunately....
MrUnderworld1 : *muffled screams from Crapastian*
CharmedOne2689 : I'll be back tomorrow.....
MrUnderworld1 : oh, and when you leave...leave the chains on that
creature?
CharmedOne2689 : of course, dear
CharmedOne2689 : whatever you want
MrUnderworld1 : *smile* see you tomorrow tootz...
CharmedOne2689 : Goodbye, hades....
CharmedOne2689 : *kisses his cheek and vanishes*
MrUnderworld1 : see ya....
MrUnderworld1 : *shakes head with a smile and goes back into the
ocean to cave*