CharmedOne2689: *dressed in big ballroom dress....red with evening
gloves and the whole works...*
MrUnderworld1: Nar: HERA! Darling...how are you....? you're
right on time....! *looks at mirror for a sec* Hades is in his master
bedroom, honey, let me get him...*giggle, then runs off*
CharmedOne2689: (what is he, gay or something?)
CharmedOne2689: Of course....
MrUnderworld1: (yes)
CharmedOne2689: (lmao)
CharmedOne2689: *waits patiently(
CharmedOne2689: *glances at watch*
MrUnderworld1: *little gay bird Narcicuss returns shortly, leading
Hades, who's all "done up". In his bleuish black tux, sparkling white
smile, and his flame's gotta somewhat of a slick look to it...he went
all out...so...he actually looks handsome! Nar claps happily*
CharmedOne2689: Oh........hades....you look
absolutely......magnificent! *dumbfounded*
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 3:46:44 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 3:56:10 PM.
MrUnderworld1: ................ug
CharmedOne2689: (ug?)
CharmedOne2689: (nice word choice)
CharmedOne2689: (continue)
MrUnderworld1: (yes, a very angry ug)
MrUnderworld1: (what was the last thing I said?)
MrUnderworld1: (I said alot, actually)
MrUnderworld1: (But what went through?)
CharmedOne2689: (nar clapping....and then i said something about
hades looking nice)
CharmedOne2689: (why is he gay????)
MrUnderworld1: (really? I didn't get that...)
CharmedOne2689: (oh....ill send it again)
MrUnderworld1: (because he's like one of those gay men
hairdressers)
Nicky022665: crap! that's right...well...let me start again..*ahem*
CharmedOne2689: *smile*
Nicky022665: why, excuse me...excuse us, mam...sir? can we get
past? thank you...oh! you're welcome..excuse me...pardon....
CharmedOne2689: that's much better, dera
CharmedOne2689: dear*
Nicky022665: (dera...ha!)
CharmedOne2689: (ugh i cant type today!)
Nicky022665: .....*gets past the traffic in the lobby*
CharmedOne2689: *stops suddenly*
Nicky022665: *there's a man waiting*
Man: are you, Mr and Mrs. James Hadein?
Hades: uh..yes...yes my kind sir, we are...*looks over at Hera and
whispers* Mr. and Mrs?
CharmedOne2689: *nods*
CharmedOne2689: *whsipers* just go along with it....
Nicky022665: ......yea alright........uh...YES! we are....my...uh..kind
fellow....
Nicky022665: Man: it's an honor. *bows* right this way....*leads
them to the ballroom*
Nicky022665: c'mon hera...*lead her arm in arm*
CharmedOne2689: *follows*
CharmedOne2689: *whispers* don't call me that around here.....
Nicky022665: *looks down at her* call you what?
CharmedOne2689: i need a different name
Nicky022665: .............OH! Hera! right.....
Nicky022665: *loud*
CharmedOne2689: had.....i mean.....JAMES!
Nicky022665: (oh no..I gtg to my s.n now..)
Nicky022665 signed off at 4:17:50 PM.
MrUnderworld1: RRRRRRRRR...ok
MrUnderworld1: HERA! *following man* this way...*leading her
arm in arm*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: Hades!
MrUnderworld1: *spins around* what?
CharmedOne2689: *covers mouth*
CharmedOne2689: oops
CharmedOne2689: i mean......james
MrUnderworld1: ...*rolls eyes* yea, hera...what?
MrUnderworld1: *starts to shove then remebers "manners"*
CharmedOne2689: you need to stop calling me hera!
CharmedOne2689: these people think we're......of their kind
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: I am Teremeus...I will be your waiter
tonight..
CharmedOne2689: Wonderful
MrUnderworld1: Hades: ok, we get the point can we just..
Waiter: oh, let's start off with the secials, shall we?
Hades: *looks annoyed*
MrUnderworld1: (specials*
CharmedOne2689: *gives hades a look*
CharmedOne2689: actually, dera...we're ready to order
CharmedOne2689: dear*******
CharmedOne2689: (ugh!)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *whispers over to Hera as the waiter goes
on* is he ever gonna shuddup?
CharmedOne2689: 8shrug*
CharmedOne2689: *fidgets with elbow gloves*
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: bla bla bla blalbllal bla blblalal
MrUnderworld1: *thats how Hades hears him*
CharmedOne2689: *waits patiently and politely for teremaus to
finish*
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: and then, later on...we have a desert tray
that...
Hades: OK!! WE GET IT!!!!!! STOOOP!!
Waiter: *blink*
CharmedOne2689: *giggle*
MrUnderworld1: Hades:...................we get it................
MrUnderworld1: ok? we got the concept, alright? listen...you're
tellin' us about cakes and pies and we haven't even ORDERED yet!
CharmedOne2689: may we just order, dear?
MrUnderworld1: get your little booklet thing..and your PEN...and
write this down..will ya? and if you spit in my food...consider
yourself DEAD, ok my good man?
CharmedOne2689: Okay, Teremaus dear...I'll have the chicken
parm and we'll share a bottle of red wine
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: sound delightful..may I add that the
chicken is very....
Hades:.......shuddup
CharmedOne2689: James, I believe it's your turn
MrUnderworld1: Hades: just..shuddup...ok? NOW...to get me outta
the way..before you start telling your life story....uh...I'll have the
Squid...fired, alright? But leave it a little raw..ok? You gettin; this?
good..and..you know what? throw in some es cargot, alright?
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: *jottin down order quickly*
MrUnderworld1: (oh, FYI..he was tellin' the waiter to shuddup)
CharmedOne2689: (i know)
MrUnderworld1: (alright)
MrUnderworld1: Waiter: I shall be back with your dinners
shortly......*places bread on the table in the middle of them* I shall
be close if you need anything...
CharmedOne2689: Thank you, dear
MrUnderworld1: Hades: yea, sure...*sarcasm*
CharmedOne2689: *stares at hades*
MrUnderworld1: gods, that guy's a trip, huh? what's his name?
Tremius? Temerias? Termia? what?
CharmedOne2689: Teremaus
MrUnderworld1: ........ooooooh right...ok
CharmedOne2689: *waiter leaves*
CharmedOne2689: (you forgot to make him leave lol)
MrUnderworld1: (OH!! LMAO!!)
CharmedOne2689: Hades, you really have to stop picking fights
with the mortals
MrUnderworld1: oh, he didn't hear me did he? Man, he probably
didn't....I'll have to speak more loudly...
MrUnderworld1: what? pickin' fights? naaaahh....just like makin'
them feel like crap..
CharmedOne2689: hades, please
CharmedOne2689: just be respectful
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes* FINE...I'll be more polite alright?
CharmedOne2689: thank you, dear
MrUnderworld1: *annoyed sigh*
CharmedOne2689: *slow music begins playing*
MrUnderworld1: Hey, our waiter's name sound like some sort of
disease...*laughs to self*
MrUnderworld1: disease....HA!
MrUnderworld1: hey Her-i mean Hanna...I suffer from
Teremaus....please HELP ME! I can't shuddup! I hold the record of
telling my entire life story to starving people who wanna eat! can
you believe that! HA!
MrUnderworld1: *starts to hum to the music, also grinning*
MrUnderworld1: *now leading her, more then she was to him*
MrUnderworld1: I think I've got the hang of it!
CharmedOne2689: *following along with immortal grace*
CharmedOne2689: I told you so!
MrUnderworld1: yea yea! I'm not that bad! I DO dance better then
that Termia...uh....Termius...Termia? whatever..
CharmedOne2689: *laugh*
CharmedOne2689: how do you know you're a better dancer?
maybe dancing just runs in the family.....
MrUnderworld1: *people start to watch their elegance*
MrUnderworld1: I dunno...wild guess..
MrUnderworld1: hey look, we're makin' a scene..
CharmedOne2689: *everyone starts moving aside to watch*
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
CharmedOne2689: so we are.....
MrUnderworld1: .......Badda bing!
MrUnderworld1: *they both perfected it*
MrUnderworld1: *mortals watching in awe*
CharmedOne2689: *feels as if she's dancing on air*
CharmedOne2689: this is.....marvelous!
MrUnderworld1: *talking aloud to self* ha! in your faces, mortals!
the graces of the gods is among you and you don't even see it!!!
CharmedOne2689: the graces of the gods?
CharmedOne2689: oh, come on
MrUnderworld1: *laughing aloud for no reason, maybe because he
feels as if he conquered something today...his fear of dancing...*
MrUnderworld1: yes...the graces!
CharmedOne2689: you don't mean us, do you?
MrUnderworld1: .........................
CharmedOne2689: we're not at all graceful
MrUnderworld1: no, I mean Termeiaus and his shadow..*sarcasm*
MrUnderworld1: OF COURSE I MEAN US!
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
CharmedOne2689: *Teremaus arrives with their dinner as the song
ends*
CharmedOne2689: *mortals clap and cheer, utterly amazed*
MrUnderworld1: *Hades leans her backwards as it ends, and
everyone claps*
CharmedOne2689: *kisses hades before they return to their table*
MrUnderworld1: ok
MrUnderworld1: *walking "Hanna" back to table*
CharmedOne2689: *speechless*
CharmedOne2689: that was.........amazing, james!
MrUnderworld1: Teremaus: wonderful show! wonderful!
*clapping* I watched....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *big huge grin*
CharmedOne2689: it was marvelous!
CharmedOne2689: *sits down*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: yea...it was...*also sits* thanx alot,
Teremia my man..
Teremaus: it's Teremaus..but that's a common mistake.
Hades: *blink* yea, ok..whatever
CharmedOne2689: *still grinning*
MrUnderworld1: so, Hanna...shall we dine?
CharmedOne2689: but of course, James dear
CharmedOne2689: *smiles at 'James'*
CharmedOne2689: (omg evanescence turned all the way up is so
awesome!!!)
MrUnderworld1: *fake manners* why yes of course...
CharmedOne2689: wonderful, then James
CharmedOne2689: we'll dine and then perhaps dance more?
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 2:41:09 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 2:42:27 PM.
MrUnderworld1: (what was the last thing I said?)
CharmedOne2689: (why yes, of course with fake manners)
MrUnderworld1: (lol ok)
CharmedOne2689: (my site won another award)
MrUnderworld1: (WOOO HOOO! CONGRATS!!)
CharmedOne2689: (*grin* thank you!!!!i'll nominate you for some)
MrUnderworld1: Hera, this food BETTER be good..or there's
gonna be some major complainin' that Teremnia and his gay pals are
gonna have to answer to...
CharmedOne2689: Oh, Hades....it won't be bad at all, I'm
promising you that. Mortal food is just the same as my cooking....and
you like my cooking
MrUnderworld1: *examines meal* well, they cooked it right...and
the es cargot looks good..what the hell....it looks....FINE
CharmedOne2689: *grin* that's much better
CharmedOne2689: *starts eating*
MrUnderworld1: *cuts off a tentacle and slurps it up*
CharmedOne2689: *watches in horror*
MrUnderworld1: *looks over, half of the tentacle hanging out of
the side of his mouth*...................what?
CharmedOne2689: you have to.....use utensils....
MrUnderworld1: I did...see? I cut it! *shows her slimy knife* you
saw me..
CharmedOne2689: yes, but.....oh, never mind
MrUnderworld1: you want some, don't you?
CharmedOne2689: *disgusted expression*
MrUnderworld1: oh come on....you know it's good!
MrUnderworld1: *slurps up another*
CharmedOne2689: that's revolting
MrUnderworld1: no it's not..it's SQUID....and I'M eatin' it...what
do you expect?
CharmedOne2689: you eat bugs, for zeus's sake
MrUnderworld1: yes......yes I do.........
MrUnderworld1: *eats some es cargot* hey, you know what...this
is REALLY good on a nice piece of bread..wanna try some?
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: why not? It's a delicase....
MrUnderworld1: (did I spell that wrong?)
CharmedOne2689: (yes)
CharmedOne2689: (its not right, but im not sure how its spelled)
CharmedOne2689: oh, really....
CharmedOne2689: try some of thsi
CharmedOne2689: this*
CharmedOne2689: (i nominated you for the fantasy fights award)
CharmedOne2689: (hehe)
MrUnderworld1 signed off at 2:55:08 PM.
MrUnderworld1 signed on at 2:58:22 PM.
MrUnderworld1: (shat)
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: (keep going)
MrUnderworld1: (where did I leave off? you have to tell me cause
I don't know what went through last or not)
CharmedOne2689: (i offered you some of my dinner)
MrUnderworld1: (ahh yes)
MrUnderworld1: what? some of THAT....uh.....well.....
CharmedOne2689: it's chicken parm....and it was once alive
CharmedOne2689: just try a bite
CharmedOne2689: i didn't taint it or anything
MrUnderworld1: ...................
MrUnderworld1: .............well I know you didn;t taint it....I've been
here the whole time....
MrUnderworld1: *suspicion*........or did you?
CharmedOne2689: hades.....i promise you i did nothing to this
meat...see? *takes a bite*
MrUnderworld1: are you saying you didn't so I think you did to get
me to listen to your explanaiton of why you wouldn't then i would
feel bad and take a bite and be forever cursed?
MrUnderworld1: ...............*big grin* just kidding
MrUnderworld1: *annoyed look* of course what I offer make her
sick...*continues eating*
CharmedOne2689: (she should come out of the bathroom without
her disguise by accident)
MrUnderworld1: (lol!)
CharmedOne2689: *comes out of bathroom*
CharmedOne2689: 8sits down*
MrUnderworld1: HANNA!!
CharmedOne2689: *startled*
CharmedOne2689: what?
MrUnderworld1: aren't you forgetting something!?! *jumps up and
hides her, standing in front of her casually*
CharmedOne2689: forgetting something??
MrUnderworld1: *talking to people that pass by* yes...how you
doin'?....nice evening...hi....how are ya?
CharmedOne2689: james, what's the matter?
MrUnderworld1: Hera, are you BLIND!?! hello...you're all goddess
again!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: what do i do?!!!!???
CharmedOne2689: *panics*
MrUnderworld1: *still talking to people casually as he blocks her
from view* yea....it is nice out.....you too...so long....hi...how you
doin'?
MrUnderworld1: i dunno! you're the disguise master...just.,...get
back in that bathroom and freshen up...
CharmedOne2689: but...if i stand up people will see me!
MrUnderworld1: and would you hurry? you're startin' to glow!
CharmedOne2689: what?
CharmedOne2689: i am?
MrUnderworld1: no they won't...just get there FAST!
MrUnderworld1: c'mon c'mon c'mon!
CharmedOne2689: okay, okay! ill be right back, dear
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes*
CharmedOne2689: *glances around to make sure no one's looking*
CharmedOne2689: *stands up....and runs to bathroom*
CharmedOne2689: *some people stare*
MrUnderworld1: *sits back down....eating some es cargot*
CharmedOne2689: *.......and start freaking out*
MrUnderworld1: *people look at him* *replies to their stares
with* hey.....she's just not feelin' good people...have some respect!
CharmedOne2689: *comes out of bathroom yet again disguised*
MrUnderworld1: *sigh* thank gods...
CharmedOne2689: *sits down*
CharmedOne2689: that was a close one
CharmedOne2689: too close
MrUnderworld1: (hey! It should happen to Hades out of no where!
Like, his wears off or somethin....right after they swing dance....and
since there's a crowd drawn...they all see....and Hades gets seen and
vaporizes...or somethin' embarrassing like that)
CharmedOne2689: (sure)
CharmedOne2689: maybe we should avoid restrooms......
MrUnderworld1: ....................yea
CharmedOne2689: let's go dance, then
CharmedOne2689: im finished eating
CharmedOne2689: for good
MrUnderworld1: you know what? you got a really weak stomach...
CharmedOne2689: ugh
MrUnderworld1: you do
CharmedOne2689: dont remind me
MrUnderworld1: really
MrUnderworld1: why is that?
MrUnderworld1: I mean, you hardly had some
squid...and...you.....well..turn green....
CharmedOne2689: because i can never eat again after eating
that.....whatever it was
CharmedOne2689: repulsive
MrUnderworld1: ............SQUID!
MrUnderworld1: and it's good!
CharmedOne2689: not at all
CharmedOne2689: i dont like the texture
CharmedOne2689: now, come on already
CharmedOne2689: these disguises dont last forever you know
MrUnderworld1: yea ok.....*rolls eyes* dance huh? *slow music is
still playin*...........
MrUnderworld1: i have to speak with the band for a sec
MrUnderworld1: be right back...dear
CharmedOne2689: of course, dear
MrUnderworld1: *walks over to the band, who's just gettin' ready
to start a new song, when Hades hands them a few pages of
music...some words are exchanged...and then they all nod*
CharmedOne2689: *watches suspiciously*
MrUnderworld1: *walks back to table*
MrUnderworld1: *wearing a big grin*
CharmedOne2689: what was that about?
CharmedOne2689: and why are you smiling?
MrUnderworld1: .........what? oh........just added a new little theme
to tonight's ending dance......
CharmedOne2689: oh?
MrUnderworld1: yea.....uh.....
MrUnderworld1: ever heard of "swing"?
CharmedOne2689: swing dancing? yes, i took lessons before
MrUnderworld1: kinda futuristic....ya know...the 1940's are
nowhere near THIS time..like, uh..BC mind you..but hell..I got it all
figured out!
CharmedOne2689: you do?
MrUnderworld1: ................yea I think so.............
CharmedOne2689: you told the band to play swing music?
CharmedOne2689: do they know how?
CharmedOne2689: or should we enchant them somehow?
MrUnderworld1: well, they all said they'd try.....but....if you
wanna...knock yourself out...."enchant" the little trash monkeys..
CharmedOne2689: trash monkeys? hades, be polite
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: ............*lol*
MrUnderworld1: (lol)
CharmedOne2689: actually....i wont
CharmedOne2689: use your own powers
MrUnderworld1: FINE!
CharmedOne2689: you never use them for little things like this
CharmedOne2689: *people walking by and hearing them talk stare,
but say nothing*
MrUnderworld1: *hears band and they're horrible...starts to move
hands....murmurs something...and the band sounds great*
MrUnderworld1: there!
MrUnderworld1: ya happy?
CharmedOne2689: very...
MrUnderworld1: NOW LET'S GO!!
CharmedOne2689: *stands up*
MrUnderworld1: *grabs her by the arm*
MrUnderworld1: *people are confused with the new style of music,
and don't know what to do*
CharmedOne2689: *...so the mortals stand aside*
CharmedOne2689: *follows hades to the dance floor*
MrUnderworld1: hey mor- i mean...fellow people....me and
madame Hanna will show you how it's done....
CharmedOne2689: *grin*
MrUnderworld1: *they all stared in stupified confusion*
CharmedOne2689: (lol)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *loving to attention*
MrUnderworld1: the**
CharmedOne2689: *they swing dance*
MrUnderworld1: *still talkin while dancing* *yelling over the
music* WELL! IT'S CALLED SWING!! AND YOU JUST.,..SWING
IT!!
CharmedOne2689: *laugh*
MrUnderworld1: *grabs Hera and slides her through his legs, pulls
her back up, and twirls her*
MrUnderworld1: SEE? IT'S SIMPLE!!! *mortals are amazed at the
difficult moves*
CharmedOne2689: *follows along gracefully, as always*
MrUnderworld1: (yes, as always)
MrUnderworld1: (did you ever watch swing? it's so cool...!)
CharmedOne2689: (i know!)
CharmedOne2689: (its great)
MrUnderworld1: (it is it is!)
CharmedOne2689: *song is about to end*
MrUnderworld1: *slides across floor on his knees as the song
ends*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: BAAAAAADA BIIIING!!!
CharmedOne2689: *mortals start screaming in horror*
