You have just entered room "CharmedOne2689 Chat54."
MrUnderworld1 has entered the room.
luckresistant13 has entered the room.
MrUnderworld1: wut up?
CharmedOne2689: ah...hades, welcome back to our humble
home
MrUnderworld1: Zeus...hera....lovely evening
luckresistant13: how can it b dinner party with only
3 people?
MrUnderworld1: dunno?
luckresistant13: ...
CharmedOne2689: not a party, its just a conference
CharmedOne2689: we're discussing hercules
MrUnderworld1: o i see
luckresistant13: oo
MrUnderworld1: well....let's get down to business then
CharmedOne2689: how can we kill him off?
luckresistant13: yes
CharmedOne2689: weaken him first, then kill
CharmedOne2689: *wicked laugh*
MrUnderworld1: wut can we....or concerning myself.....I do
with the little ingrate?
CharmedOne2689: well, just take him off our hands...
MrUnderworld1: *thinks deeply*
CharmedOne2689: maybe i'll try this vodka stuff...
luckresistant13: use that hydra again
CharmedOne2689: *drinks vodka*
CharmedOne2689: no, the hydra never works
luckresistant13: wait til hes realy drunk
MrUnderworld1: Let's see....i could easlity kill him with my
bare hands...but then that would be no challenge....no sport
in the hunt you know wut i mean, babe?
CharmedOne2689: um....sure
MrUnderworld1: hey hold up! I want vodka!
CharmedOne2689: *serves vodka*
CharmedOne2689: *drinks more*
MrUnderworld1: *thnks to self* oh...think i should drink this
...i mean...i'm already hungover pretty bad...
CharmedOne2689: this ain't so bad....zeus, what'll you have?
luckresistant13: brb
MrUnderworld1: w/e zeus..
CharmedOne2689: k
CharmedOne2689: how about some taquila?
CharmedOne2689: *getting drunk*
MrUnderworld1: fine fine...i'll try it..
CharmedOne2689: *serves*
MrUnderworld1: man sister, you get drunk real fast for a
god...
CharmedOne2689: never felt like this before...
MrUnderworld1: then you women are weak anyways *rolls
eyes*
CharmedOne2689: *swaying*
luckresistant13: injm,k\
MrUnderworld1: that's cause you NICE gods never take
risks
MrUnderworld1: *sips tequilla*
CharmedOne2689: nice? who you callin nice, buster?? *slurred
speech*
MrUnderworld1: ........sweet, yet satifying
MrUnderworld1: wut? nthing babe.....judt shuddup and drink
up
CharmedOne2689: (I think zeus is speaking tongues lol)
CharmedOne2689: im drinkin, im drinkin *laugh*
MrUnderworld1: hey zeus come on you big baby...have some
sort of beverage it's all good!
CharmedOne2689: zeus left his own conference
MrUnderworld1: OMG!
CharmedOne2689: *snaps fingers, no longer drunk*
CharmedOne2689: ah...the power of the gods
MrUnderworld1: and he left you here with me while you're
drunk! *gasp of horror*
MrUnderworld1: oh well
CharmedOne2689: im no longer drunk....
CharmedOne2689: *drinks more*
CharmedOne2689: how about some music????/
MrUnderworld1: awww man you ruin the fun you're
supposed to let the liquior leave naturally...other wise...the
parti's over, babe
MrUnderworld1: okay fine....but i don;t dance...
CharmedOne2689: *turns on music*
CharmedOne2689: every drunk couple dances...
CharmedOne2689: *pulls hades up to dance*
MrUnderworld1: no no no!
CharmedOne2689: come on, live a little
MrUnderworld1: I'm not drunk..............yet
CharmedOne2689: *drunk*
CharmedOne2689: just dance for a minute
MrUnderworld1: no no no! were i come...everything's dead
so don;t tell me to LIVEN up!
CharmedOne2689: *dances*
MrUnderworld1: *stares*
CharmedOne2689: *laugh*
MrUnderworld1: I hate dancing.....
CharmedOne2689: just dance already
MrUnderworld1: it's so....involved
CharmedOne2689: (we can make zeus regret leaving)
MrUnderworld1: no no...........you can't get a dead head like
me to dance right anyway!
CharmedOne2689: just dance, hades
CharmedOne2689: have more vodka
CharmedOne2689: and dance!
MrUnderworld1: .................*angry growl* why?
MrUnderworld1: well the vodka i'll take...but i'll pass the
dance floor
CharmedOne2689: *too drunk to understand*
MrUnderworld1: *tries to walk away*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls hades back*
CharmedOne2689: come on.......
MrUnderworld1: man, you turn vicious when drunk,
babe....chill...and hands off the merchandise!
MrUnderworld1: *pulls away*
CharmedOne2689: *giggles*
CharmedOne2689: come on, zeus has affairs all the time
MrUnderworld1: *drunk god (the fat dude) gives hades a
glass of fine wine that he slipped some sort of poiton in thay
makes you extra drunk*
MrUnderworld1: hades takes it and drinks it without think of
anything
CharmedOne2689: wanna dance, big boy?
MrUnderworld1: *starts to become loud and obnoctious*
SHUDDUP! you don't know me like that....*swings a punch
at Apollo who just stares*
CharmedOne2689: *apollo runs to fetch zeus*
MrUnderworld1: Apollo: I'm telling!
CharmedOne2689: *dancing wildly, giggling*
CharmedOne2689: *suddenly alert* APOLLO! GO TO
YOUR ROOM!
MrUnderworld1: *hades...sick and confused....faints in the
middle of the dance floor*
CharmedOne2689: DO IT NOW! Or we'll get the belt!
MrUnderworld1: don;t yell at the poor kid.....hey, uncle
hades says to pull up a glass of tequilla and enjoy yourse;f
*hands glass to hermes*
CharmedOne2689: NOOOOOO
luckresistant13: lol
CharmedOne2689: dont listen to him!
luckresistant13: listen
luckresistant13: LISTEN
CharmedOne2689: beer is BAD for little children!
MrUnderworld1: *faints from ingesting drunken god's potion*
luckresistant13: hes a full grown man!
Bert7fuzz: noooo sure thax
CharmedOne2689: *kicks empty beer bottle under table*
luckresistant13: lol
CharmedOne2689: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!
CharmedOne2689: Before I kill all of you!
MrUnderworld1: *jumps to his feet* shuddup!
CharmedOne2689: *slightly drunk*
luckresistant13: *only one not drunk*&
Bert7fuzz: *runs away from "scary" adults (one of which i
am)*
luckresistant13: lol
MrUnderworld1: *drunken god comes back over to hades*
Drunk god: wunt some more blueboy?
CharmedOne2689: *pulls out knife*
luckresistant13: *baks away*
CharmedOne2689: back! back or i'll shoot!
Bert7fuzz: *still runnin'*
MrUnderworld1: *hades swaying*......suuuuuure....why not...
luckresistant13: shoot?
luckresistant13: ...
luckresistant13: u mean stab
Bert7fuzz: i thought u had a knife
luckresistant13: yea
MrUnderworld1: *drinks a 40 onze glass of the potion this
time*
CharmedOne2689: (hera is confused, remember)
luckresistant13: does it shoot
luckresistant13: oo yea ur drunk
CharmedOne2689: *holding knife wrong way*
luckresistant13: youre very pissed hera
MrUnderworld1: .................*drunk out of his rightful
mind*...you suuuuuuck...
luckresistant13: pissed to the floor
CharmedOne2689: You will all die from my vicious cobras!
Bert7fuzz: yo lint ball r u the driver for these drunkes?
MrUnderworld1: *stares*.....i want a knife too!
CharmedOne2689: *hands hades a teddy bear*
luckresistant13: i think thats what they call people who r
drunk in england
luckresistant13: yea im designated driver
MrUnderworld1: *pulls a huge blade out of thin air* whoooa
heavy
luckresistant13: lol
luckresistant13: im outta here
MrUnderworld1: *almost drops on hermes*
Bert7fuzz: GOD 4 u!!
Bert7fuzz: Good**
luckresistant13: me?
CharmedOne2689: *snaps fingers, no longer drunk*
Bert7fuzz: yes
CharmedOne2689: What's going on?
luckresistant13: good for me?
MrUnderworld1: *swaying with
sword*...whoooaa....somebody help.....
luckresistant13: oo
luckresistant13: it is
Bert7fuzz: u are the lucky 1 that gets to do that
CharmedOne2689: *kicks hades over*
luckresistant13: yes very lucky
MrUnderworld1: wut are yooooouuuuuuu staring at?
Bert7fuzz: a drunk
CharmedOne2689: a blue man
luckresistant13: i wont really drive them though ill just kick
em off my cloud and say i drove em
MrUnderworld1: *drooling* soooo
luckresistant13: theyll b too drunk 2 remember
Bert7fuzz: kool that works gets um otta my house
CharmedOne2689: *goes up cloud stairs to bedroom*
CharmedOne2689: *sleeping*
luckresistant13: lmao
Bert7fuzz: ??
luckresistant13: ummmm this is weird
CharmedOne2689: yes
CharmedOne2689: it is
MrUnderworld1: *blind anger* get away from my wife!
*swing a punch at zeus but misses horribly and falls over
once again*
CharmedOne2689: hmm...that does being up a problem
CharmedOne2689: bring*
luckresistant13: lol
MrUnderworld1: oh shuddup let her up here all is welcome
*now slappy happy drunk*
MrUnderworld1: hey hermes.....you have a drink yet?
Bert7fuzz: noo
luckresistant13: dont do it son
MrUnderworld1: come on it's all good!
luckresistant13: its....poison
CharmedOne2689: (ah, i'll just be hera lol)
CharmedOne2689: son, drinking is bad
luckresistant13: yessss beautiful poison
MrUnderworld1: and you....zeus....y have'nt you?
Bert7fuzz: i .....*studders* not sure
luckresistant13: im the designated "driver"
CharmedOne2689: dont do it! listen to your parents!
MrUnderworld1: wut??? SHUDDUP!!
CharmedOne2689: hey, i can drive too!
luckresistant13: ur drunk
luckresistant13: im not
CharmedOne2689: not anymore
luckresistant13: hah!
luckresistant13: beat that
Bert7fuzz: no u can't u drunken pinapple!1
MrUnderworld1: *looking at his reflection in mirror* wut are
you lookin' at?
CharmedOne2689: How dare you...*slaps hermes*
luckresistant13: well now u h ave a hangover
luckresistant13: so u still cant drive
CharmedOne2689: dont ever backtalk me again, young man
CharmedOne2689: stupid nagging husbands! *screams*
Bert7fuzz: stop that *slaps megra*
MrUnderworld1: *punches mirror* i showed that guy!
CharmedOne2689: yes...MY couch space
MrUnderworld1: *falls down to underworld*
Bert7fuzz: Yes i am you lint ball *pushes megra and runs
down steps*
luckresistant13: *hades lands on panic*
luckresistant13: lmao
luckresistant13: hera u mean
MrUnderworld1: *suddenyl awakes* HOW DARE THEY
KICK ME OUT!!!
CharmedOne2689: yes, i am HERA not meg
luckresistant13: lol
Bert7fuzz: sry
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes back to mount olympus*
luckresistant13: uuugh go back and sleep
CharmedOne2689: hades is back!
Bert7fuzz: -----------------------------------
luckresistant13: mean ol hades
Bert7fuzz: ------------------------
MrUnderworld1: HOW DARE YOU THROW ME OUT!!!
I WAS HAVIN" A GOOD TIME!!!
Bert7fuzz: ---------------------------
CharmedOne2689: hades! this is private property!
luckresistant13: you were asleep
CharmedOne2689: OUT OF MY GARDEN!
MrUnderworld1: *blazes with uncontrollable rage*
CharmedOne2689: *furious*
luckresistant13: ...
luckresistant13: *annoyed*
CharmedOne2689: no fire in my house!
MrUnderworld1: WUT!?!?!
CharmedOne2689: *slams door in hades's face*
MrUnderworld1: SHUDDUP!!!
luckresistant13: bbl
luckresistant13 has left the room.
MrUnderworld1: *surpirised*.....fine.....i
don;t...uh....need...YOUUU!!! *blazes*
CharmedOne2689: FINE!
Bert7fuzz: cya later hades! --
CharmedOne2689: get outta my house!
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes to the inside*
CharmedOne2689: hermes, go have ice cream or something
MrUnderworld1: NO!!
MrUnderworld1: MAKE ME!!!
CharmedOne2689: I WILL!
MrUnderworld1: *sticks tounge out* nah nah!
CharmedOne2689: *gets drunk*
CharmedOne2689: LETS DANCE!
MrUnderworld1: wut??? NOOOO!!!
Bert7fuzz: cya with my own eyes later hades and other
person*forgetz) Byes
MrUnderworld1: c ya!
Bert7fuzz has left the room.
CharmedOne2689: byes
MrUnderworld1: *tries to run*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls hades*
CharmedOne2689: dance!
MrUnderworld1: NO DANCING!!! N NO NO!!!
CharmedOne2689: then leave!
MrUnderworld1: ..............no
CharmedOne2689: THEN DANCE!
CharmedOne2689: *turns on disco*
MrUnderworld1: OMG!!!
CharmedOne2689: do the hustle!
MrUnderworld1: *tries to run but trips*
MrUnderworld1: oooff.....
MrUnderworld1: *gets up in a hurry* DISCO"S DEAD!!
AAAA!!!
CharmedOne2689: *pops in Pinocchio*
MrUnderworld1: *drunk god, just for fun, injects drunken
potion into hades arm* wut the? wut did you just do to me
fat boy?
MrUnderworld1: Drunken god: have fun hades *laughs*
CharmedOne2689: *drunk god wheezes and runs away*
MrUnderworld1: OMG!!! I'm getting drunk AGAIN!?!?!?!
MrUnderworld1: LOL
CharmedOne2689: *turns music up*
MrUnderworld1: *this time it has the wrong effect and hades
become not a "fun" drunk....but a murderous drunk*
CharmedOne2689: *snaps fingers, no longer drunk*
CharmedOne2689: OMG! I gotta get outta here!
MrUnderworld1: ...........*narrows eyes and stares at hera*
MrUnderworld1: come back! I won;t hurt you...!!
MrUnderworld1: *noticing zeus is no where to be seen*
CharmedOne2689: *seeing no other escape, leaps out window*
MrUnderworld1: let's have some fun...you know wut?
let's.....dance
CharmedOne2689: *falling, and becoming mortal*
CharmedOne2689: oh no!
CharmedOne2689: *lands on ground*
CharmedOne2689: Oof
MrUnderworld1: *jumps out after her* then we can have a
couple more drinks and schmooze just for laughs!!!
CharmedOne2689: *realizes that im mortal*
CharmedOne2689: OMG!
MrUnderworld1: *lands next to her and pulls out
"immortality" knife* take this!!!
CharmedOne2689: *runs into woods*
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: *goes to stab but misses*
CharmedOne2689: *keeps running*
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes and dissappers*
MrUnderworld1: *just a voice* i seeeeeee you
CharmedOne2689: *stops by small cottage and pounds on
door*
MrUnderworld1: you can't seeeeee meeeee
CharmedOne2689: *door opens to fat mother and anfetrion*
CharmedOne2689: Please! Let me in!
CharmedOne2689: Fat mother: of course, dearie
CharmedOne2689: *runs in and slams door*
MrUnderworld1: *vaporizes next to them in the house* hello
clarise.....*stabs fat mother*
CharmedOne2689: Drunken God: WHEEZE! LIsten to me
wheeze!
MrUnderworld1: Ha! drink that up you fat son of a.....*walks
away*
MrUnderworld1: LOL
CharmedOne2689: *runs to statue of zeus and bows to it*
CharmedOne2689: zeus, help me....
MrUnderworld1: *gains his coolness back*
CharmedOne2689: before hades comes and murders me!
MrUnderworld1: come on hera i'm not a bad buy anymore
CharmedOne2689: *glances around frantically*
CharmedOne2689: who said that?
MrUnderworld1: you know whooo.......
CharmedOne2689: *pulls shalw tighter on shoulders*
MrUnderworld1: don't play dumb
CharmedOne2689: *stands up and spins around, panic
stricken*
CharmedOne2689: leave me alone!
MrUnderworld1: *stares at her* no no...the "killer" potion
that weezing ahole gave me wore off....
CharmedOne2689: *sigh of relief*
CharmedOne2689: then what do you want with me?
MrUnderworld1: donlt worry, babe.....i'm fine
CharmedOne2689: even as a mortal, im still your
queen....remember that before you even touch me
MrUnderworld1: *pulls out knife* ha ha ha! *suddenyl puts it
away* just kidding.....*winks*
CharmedOne2689: *lances at exit desperately*
CharmedOne2689: glances*
CharmedOne2689: please, just leave me alone.
CharmedOne2689: i know im vulnerable now, but just leave
me be
MrUnderworld1: well, i realized that you're mortal and have
no protection and YES you are my QUEEN so....i thought i'd
offer to be of some protectioon to you as you travel back to
olympus....you know, zeus is'nt helpin' ya too much
CharmedOne2689: i thought i'd stay down here and vent a
little....
CharmedOne2689: zeus was never the best husband
CharmedOne2689: *rolls eyes*
MrUnderworld1: oh i see...
MrUnderworld1: you know...i'm always an
exception....*winks*
CharmedOne2689: i provide everything around here, i
discipline all the kids, and i keep house *shouting*
CharmedOne2689: but what does he give me? Nothing. He
just leaves when i need help the most
MrUnderworld1: that sux
CharmedOne2689: *folds arms*
CharmedOne2689: now if you'll excuse me, im going to find
somewhere to sleep *walks towards exit*
MrUnderworld1: you know, i'd never do that right? you think
i'm a good brother-in-law you know, not counting the
attempted murder and the ruined dinner party?
MrUnderworld1: ???
CharmedOne2689: I can take care of myself down here *leaves
building*
MrUnderworld1: .............*dissappointed and a lill
peeved*......fine..........see if i care!
MrUnderworld1: (GTG)
