MrUnderworld1: I wish I had a whole webSITE! Instead
of just a webpage! RRAA! eeerr...no...homepage sorry....
MrUnderworld1: anyway
MrUnderworld1: that stupid mortal is godly again huh?
CharmedOne2689: yup
CharmedOne2689: he may have forgotten...
MrUnderworld1: yeah don't say anything and I won't
change him back to Zeus until he notices
MrUnderworld1: he he he!
CharmedOne2689: oh, okay
MrUnderworld1: but, I bet that, really deep inside...you
wanted him alive this whole time didn't you!?!
CharmedOne2689: *nervously* no....never...
MrUnderworld1: you wittle zeusy weusy!
MrUnderworld1: awwww........
MrUnderworld1: how centimental
CharmedOne2689: zeusy weusy?
CharmedOne2689: sentimental*
CharmedOne2689: sure, he's my husband but i want
him dead...
MrUnderworld1: shuddup
MrUnderworld1: yeah right
CharmedOne2689: it's true!
MrUnderworld1: wutever you say sweet cheeks
CharmedOne2689: never call me that again
MrUnderworld1: I'll call you what I want!, tootz!
MrUnderworld1: ha!
MrUnderworld1: hey, you know wut? All this caring talk
has made me hungry...
CharmedOne2689: anything but sweet cheeks...
MrUnderworld1: wutever
CharmedOne2689: w/e
MrUnderworld1: *pulls out a box from mid air*
CharmedOne2689: box?
MrUnderworld1: *opens it up and there's....
MrUnderworld1: centipedes inside*
MrUnderworld1: Wunt some?
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
CharmedOne2689: ew!
MrUnderworld1: wut? so there still alive! who cares!
CharmedOne2689: what are you going to do with
them?!
MrUnderworld1: *gingerly takes one that's writhing
about and bites it in half with his fangs*
MrUnderworld1: eat 'em...
MrUnderworld1: they're good!
MrUnderworld1: wutn one?
CharmedOne2689: *disgusted look*
MrUnderworld1: take one!
MrUnderworld1: just one!
MrUnderworld1: come one!
CharmedOne2689: *pushes box away with scorn*
CharmedOne2689: no
MrUnderworld1: fine!
CharmedOne2689: fine, then!
MrUnderworld1: you don't know wut you're missing,
sugar...
CharmedOne2689: yeah i do
CharmedOne2689: aren't olympian chip cookies
better?
MrUnderworld1: *takes a handful of live centipedes and
shoves them in his mouth, crunching away happily*
MrUnderworld1: nah
CharmedOne2689: *shivers*
MrUnderworld1: these are *crunch* just as *chew*
good!
CharmedOne2689: i doubt it...
MrUnderworld1: *mumbled speak because of a mouth
full of centipede* yeah...mmmk!
MrUnderworld1: you sure you don't want any?
CharmedOne2689: positive
MrUnderworld1: oh come now! Only fools are positive...
MrUnderworld1: you never tried one anyways
CharmedOne2689: and i dont want to try one
CharmedOne2689: ever
MrUnderworld1: here, there's a couple of crums
left...take them
CharmedOne2689: NO!
MrUnderworld1: *motions box towards her*
MrUnderworld1: come on!
CharmedOne2689: *shoves box, knocking it to
floor*
MrUnderworld1: *laughs at her disgust*
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: *grabs it back up*
CharmedOne2689: *panting from fear*
CharmedOne2689: i...don't...like....bugs
MrUnderworld1: *takes last few crums and shoves them
in his mouth* neither do I...but they're just so damn tasty!
*licks his fingers*
CharmedOne2689: *shudders*
MrUnderworld1: mmmmm....I'll send you a box for
Christmas, okay? I know you like them deep down inside...
CharmedOne2689: for christmas?!
MrUnderworld1: oh! And I'll send old man Zeus some
roaches...
CharmedOne2689: *stares at calendar*
MrUnderworld1: *rolls eyes* nevermind nevermind!
CharmedOne2689: nvm, then
MrUnderworld1: hey, speaking of roaches...you wanna
try them instead?
CharmedOne2689: NO!
MrUnderworld1: *gets ready to pull another box out*
MrUnderworld1: you sure?
CharmedOne2689: *daintily eats cookies*
CharmedOne2689: very sure...
MrUnderworld1: *stares at her* how can you eat that
junk food?
CharmedOne2689: it's delicious!
MrUnderworld1: at least wut I eat has protein and good
nutrition...
CharmedOne2689: *decides to eat salad instead*
MrUnderworld1: and so are my snacks...and they're
crunchy and juicy at the same time...
MrUnderworld1: at the SAME TIME!
CharmedOne2689: that's vile
MrUnderworld1: you don't get THAT out of cookies
and...and.....SALAD!
MrUnderworld1: as shaddap
MrUnderworld1: ah*
CharmedOne2689: i won't
CharmedOne2689: i refuse to 'shaddap'
MrUnderworld1: .....wutever
CharmedOne2689: w/e
MrUnderworld1: hmmm...wut other things do I like to
snack on? hey, babe, wut's your favorite goodies? let's see if
I like any of yours...
CharmedOne2689: how about.....ice cream, cookies,
cake, candy....
MrUnderworld1: (well I probably do, I eat anything, he
he)
MrUnderworld1: ......yeah.......well.........
CharmedOne2689: and the occasional potato chip
MrUnderworld1: that's all good stuff.............but..........
MrUnderworld1: BORING!
CharmedOne2689: so?
MrUnderworld1: come on peoples!
MrUnderworld1: how bout like...
MrUnderworld1: live squid?
CharmedOne2689: !!!
CharmedOne2689: ew!
MrUnderworld1: salted slugs on a stick?
CharmedOne2689: dead squid, maybe but LIVE
squid....NEVER
MrUnderworld1: weed rat?
CharmedOne2689: slugs?!
CharmedOne2689: rat?!
MrUnderworld1: awwww! It's all good!
MrUnderworld1: no no....you gotta eat it while it's still
twitching!
CharmedOne2689: no, it isn't
MrUnderworld1: there's no adventure in DECEASED
meals!
MrUnderworld1: .........well..........wut else?
CharmedOne2689: hmmm
MrUnderworld1: ahhhh...*thinks*
CharmedOne2689: steak
CharmedOne2689: ROYAL steak
MrUnderworld1: yeah, that's good...but what about....
MrUnderworld1: pig intestines?
MrUnderworld1: they're really good fried!
CharmedOne2689: *stares in disbelief*
MrUnderworld1: yeah! it's good!
MrUnderworld1: ........tasty........
CharmedOne2689: *jaw drops*
MrUnderworld1: umm......you know wut is really good in
your drink instead of the occasional worm?
CharmedOne2689: do i WANT to know?
MrUnderworld1: *pulls out his shotglass but this time
has an........
MrUnderworld1: eyeball on a toothpick in it*
MrUnderworld1: mmmm....
CharmedOne2689: that...that...that...
CharmedOne2689: that's an eyeball!\
MrUnderworld1: it's fresh too!
CharmedOne2689: *gag*
MrUnderworld1: yup!
CharmedOne2689: *choke*
CharmedOne2689: *wheeze*
MrUnderworld1: *picks it out of glass and snatches it
daintly with the tips of his fangs*
MrUnderworld1: *chew* now that's wut I call good,
sister!
MrUnderworld1: care to try one?
CharmedOne2689: i wonder how we're even
related....
MrUnderworld1: i dunno.......
CharmedOne2689: you eat BUGS, for zeus's sake!
MrUnderworld1: *scratches head* I really don't
know...but who cares?
MrUnderworld1: How bout a nice bag of dady long
leggers?
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
MrUnderworld1: they don't have alot of meat on em...but
they're like little tasty fries
MrUnderworld1: especially.....when you stir em in
powdered liver!
CharmedOne2689: ugh....you disgust me
MrUnderworld1: *licks his chops*
MrUnderworld1: I know!
MrUnderworld1: ha!
CharmedOne2689: absolutely DISGUST me!
MrUnderworld1: okay now....I've tried practically
everything....so...try and thnk of something that I WON"T
like.....okay?
CharmedOne2689: cream puffs
MrUnderworld1: awww come now...disgust is such a
strong word...
MrUnderworld1: awww! they're nasty!
MrUnderworld1: how did you know?
CharmedOne2689: because they're...creamy
MrUnderworld1: CREAM PUFFS! *shudder*
CharmedOne2689: *holds out tray of cream puffs*
CharmedOne2689: care to try one?
MrUnderworld1: well.....leeches are creamy too....but
they're good...
MrUnderworld1: fine...I'll TRY one
MrUnderworld1: just one!
MrUnderworld1: okay?
MrUnderworld1: one...
CharmedOne2689: okay
CharmedOne2689: one
MrUnderworld1: *nervously grabs one*
CharmedOne2689: they're good!
MrUnderworld1: *stares at it for a couple os seconds*
CharmedOne2689: homemade...
MrUnderworld1: *inspects it*
MrUnderworld1: *smells it*
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: homemade?
CharmedOne2689: yup
CharmedOne2689: by me
MrUnderworld1: did you slip something in this?
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: YOU SLIPPED SOMETHING DID"NT
YOU??
CharmedOne2689: I'm the good girl, remember?
MrUnderworld1: *looks at it in suspision*
CharmedOne2689: it's zeus i wanna kill, not you!
MrUnderworld1: well..........wutever you say.....
MrUnderworld1: are you serious you didn't?
CharmedOne2689: dead serious
CharmedOne2689: *laughs at corny joke*
MrUnderworld1: you swear upon your own death if it
were to come?
MrUnderworld1: SWEAR?
CharmedOne2689: i swear...solemnly
CharmedOne2689: of course
MrUnderworld1: WORD OF THE GODS?
CharmedOne2689: yup
CharmedOne2689: scout's honor
MrUnderworld1: well, wut da hell then? *tosses it into
his mouth*
MrUnderworld1: *savors flavor*
CharmedOne2689: chew it!
MrUnderworld1: well......
CharmedOne2689: it's yummy!
CharmedOne2689: is it down your throat yet?
MrUnderworld1: fine fine! I;m chewin' I'm chewin"
*chews in disgust*
MrUnderworld1: shuddup!
CharmedOne2689: make me
MrUnderworld1: *still imspects flavor*
CharmedOne2689: isn't it good?
MrUnderworld1: mmmhhh...good good....
MrUnderworld1: *swallows* I want more!
MrUnderworld1: *reaches for tray*
CharmedOne2689: *laughs evilly*
MrUnderworld1: wut?
MrUnderworld1: WUT!?!
MrUnderworld1: YOU"RE TRYING TO KILL ME
RIGHT!!!??!
MrUnderworld1: I KNEW CREAM PUFFS WERE
BAD!!!
CharmedOne2689: *laughs*
MrUnderworld1: but...but...*mouth waters* addictive for
some reason...
CharmedOne2689: i.....did something to the cream
puff
MrUnderworld1: MUST LEAVE NOW!
CharmedOne2689: you're becoming.....
CharmedOne2689: mortal!
MrUnderworld1: NOOO!!
MrUnderworld1: STUPID HERA!
CharmedOne2689: YES!
MrUnderworld1: YOU WILL PAY!!!
CharmedOne2689: SMART HERA!
MrUnderworld1: uhh....for how long?
CharmedOne2689: hmm...
MrUnderworld1: now 4ever...pleez *on knees*
CharmedOne2689: 24 hours
MrUnderworld1: please...*crying*
MrUnderworld1: NO!
MrUnderworld1: no fair....12!
CharmedOne2689: 24!
MrUnderworld1: Zeus got 12!
CharmedOne2689: yeah, but you were gonna kill
him...
CharmedOne2689: i have no intention of killing you
MrUnderworld1: he's my brother! why should I be any
different!
MrUnderworld1: you were in it too!
CharmedOne2689: not exactly
MrUnderworld1: YOU WERE IN IT ALL ALONG!!!
CharmedOne2689: i decided not to go through with
it
MrUnderworld1: you....you...
MrUnderworld1: FRIGIN BACK STABBER!
MrUnderworld1: I ACUTALLY STARTED TO LIKE
YOU!!!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW!
CharmedOne2689: you....did?
CharmedOne2689: *gasps*
MrUnderworld1: *cry*.....wut?....forget wut I said!
YOU'RE A WITCH! A FILTHY WITCH!!! *actual tears start
to flow*
CharmedOne2689: what have i done....
MrUnderworld1: *sobs*
CharmedOne2689: *shakes head in disbelief*
MrUnderworld1: *on his knees*
CharmedOne2689: im...so sorry
CharmedOne2689: it's only 24 hours, anyway
MrUnderworld1: YOU TOOK AWAY MY FRIGIN GOD
HOOD, BABE! THE ONLY THING I HAD GOING FOR ME!
AT LEAST ZEUS HAD A BEAUTIFL HEAVEN TO
CONTROL AND THE WHOLE COSMOS AT HIS
FINGERTIPS...AND...AND....he had .....you...
CharmedOne2689: and he had me?!
CharmedOne2689: so?
CharmedOne2689: there's nothing special about me...
MrUnderworld1: *burries face in palms*
CharmedOne2689: you've wanted me all this time?
MrUnderworld1: *more sobs*
MrUnderworld1: *wheeze*
MrUnderworld1: *cry*
CharmedOne2689: hey, hey....we'll take care of you
down there
MrUnderworld1: *fetal positon*
CharmedOne2689: it's okay!
MrUnderworld1: whhhyyy oh whhyy meee??? *sobs*
MrUnderworld1: I'm NOHING now! NOTHING!!!!
CharmedOne2689: we've all been through this
before...
CharmedOne2689: and we're alive!
MrUnderworld1: *flame disappears with mortalness*
MrUnderworld1: NOO!
MrUnderworld1: not my FLAME!
MrUnderworld1: NOO!!
CharmedOne2689: *puts flame back*
MrUnderworld1: *teeth shrink down to normal state*
NOO!
CharmedOne2689: you can only have that until i
send you down
MrUnderworld1: my...my...fangs!
CharmedOne2689: mortals don't have fangs
CharmedOne2689: look on the bright side...you can
still eat worms...
MrUnderworld1: *starts to turn a pale-skin tone*
MrUnderworld1: oh noo....
MrUnderworld1: NOO!!
MrUnderworld1: *cries more*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: *shrinks to a normal height*
CharmedOne2689: did i make you a teen??!!
CharmedOne2689: I forget!
MrUnderworld1: NOOO!!
MrUnderworld1: I.....I......
MrUnderworld1: HATE YOU!!!
MrUnderworld1: *gasp, cry, sob*
CharmedOne2689: hey, it's only a short time
MrUnderworld1: OMG!!!
MrUnderworld1: 24 hours!!!
CharmedOne2689: that's only a day
MrUnderworld1: I can barely stand 5 minutes of
this....aaaahh!
CharmedOne2689: well....i guess I'll send you down
now
MrUnderworld1: *flame goes out*
MrUnderworld1: NOO!
CharmedOne2689: wait...
CharmedOne2689: your name...
MrUnderworld1: *hair sprouts*
MrUnderworld1: NOO!
MrUnderworld1: please not a name please!!!
CharmedOne2689: you can be....
MrUnderworld1: dominoe?
CharmedOne2689: no!
CharmedOne2689: a mortal name!
MrUnderworld1: ...............
MrUnderworld1: *cries*
CharmedOne2689: farewell, mortal HERMAN
CharmedOne2689: *zaps 'herman' to earth*
MrUnderworld1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MrUnderworld1: *on earth*
MrUnderworld1: *falls to his knees and cries*
CharmedOne2689: *voice from above* that's
pitiful..pull yourself together
MrUnderworld1: omg! my own....oy very own
plan...used...used....against me!?!
MrUnderworld1: ............*lays in fetal position and
stares, blankly*
CharmedOne2689: *voice from above* find
shelter....and food
MrUnderworld1: that's interesting let me tell ya
*sarcastic smile*
CharmedOne2689: *throws out cream puffs and
watches more*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: well, i'll be here is you need me
pal! *slaps hades on the back...knocking him to the floor*
oop sorry again!
CharmedOne2689: *cracks up*
MrUnderworld1: *hades gets up and inspects his dent
nose* yeah....no problem...*frown*
MrUnderworld1: Well, before you kill me with your kind
greetings...I;m gonna split okay?
CharmedOne2689: *heals wound again*
MrUnderworld1: *hades walks for door*
CharmedOne2689: *voice in head* nope...you can't
leave!
CharmedOne2689: *locks door*
MrUnderworld1: *tries to open it casually*....see ya
Herc? may i call you herc? it's been nice...but i gotta leave....
MrUnderworld1: *frustrated*
CharmedOne2689: 8:30 tomorrow night, you
become hades again...*reminds*
MrUnderworld1: *pounds at door*
CharmedOne2689: *unlocks door*
MrUnderworld1: OPEN IT!!
MrUnderworld1: thanx
CharmedOne2689: push, not pull
MrUnderworld1: *leaves*
MrUnderworld1: *slams door*
CharmedOne2689: *appears next to mortal hades*
MrUnderworld1: .......*strolls*
CharmedOne2689: so...how's it going?
MrUnderworld1: oh......just great.....
CharmedOne2689: im glad
MrUnderworld1: thank you so much.......loyal
Hera....you dirty son of a *ahem* I;m gonna take a walk now
CharmedOne2689: look, i'll try to keep hercules
away from you...
CharmedOne2689: i forgot about his...*cough*
strength
MrUnderworld1: *casually strolls along a path which he
doesn't know where it goes*
MrUnderworld1: *ignores hera in anger*
MrUnderworld1: *keeps walking*
CharmedOne2689: um..don't you know what path
this is?
CharmedOne2689: *glides to catch up*
CharmedOne2689: *grabs hades's shoulders and spins
him around*
MrUnderworld1: *trips due to his unesiness on mortal
legs* no....and I don't care...
CharmedOne2689: it leads to the pool opf
forgetfullness!
MrUnderworld1: *evil annoyed stare*
CharmedOne2689: of*
MrUnderworld1: don't touch me!
CharmedOne2689: *pulls hand away*
MrUnderworld1: you might poison me again!
CharmedOne2689: no...
MrUnderworld1: i know it does...maybe I;ll walk right
into it and forget.....
MrUnderworld1: YOU!!
CharmedOne2689: but if you go to the pool, you'll
forget about being hades...
CharmedOne2689: and you'll be mortal forever
MrUnderworld1: I don't care!
CharmedOne2689: i know you do..
MrUnderworld1: maybe I;ll die while I;m in there....I
know where my souls goin;....
CharmedOne2689: yeah, to olympus...
MrUnderworld1: shuddup! no it's not
CharmedOne2689: we're forwarding all your 'mail'
up there until you come back
MrUnderworld1: I have a mortal soul...it goes to the river
of death, tootz...
MrUnderworld1: I'll swirl around for all eternity in pain
and despair...well....wutever
CharmedOne2689: not until there's a ruler...
MrUnderworld1: at least i'll be free from all worries
MrUnderworld1: I DON"T CARE!!
MrUnderworld1: *suicidal sulk*
CharmedOne2689: *shrinks back*
CharmedOne2689: it's only 23 and a half more
hours....
MrUnderworld1: I've been tricked by the only god I
thought actually like me for who I wuz...well.....once again....i
wuz wrong....*walks still*
MrUnderworld1: I have no meaning
CharmedOne2689: *cries*
MrUnderworld1: *picks up the pace*
MrUnderworld1: stop crying!
CharmedOne2689: I did like you!
MrUnderworld1: this is all your fault!
CharmedOne2689: *cries harder*
CharmedOne2689: *sobs hysterically*
MrUnderworld1: *turns around suddenly*
MrUnderworld1: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: *stare*
CharmedOne2689: *sob*
MrUnderworld1: you're just saying that
MrUnderworld1: *turns around again and keeps
walking*
CharmedOne2689: i always did like you the best,
though
CharmedOne2689: *cries*
MrUnderworld1: besides...I'm the bad guy right?
MrUnderworld1: all bad guys die?
CharmedOne2689: only to those who don't really
knoe you..
CharmedOne2689: the bad guys dont always die...
MrUnderworld1: and I'm a failure among the immortal
ones, right?
CharmedOne2689: besides, you had a good heart
MrUnderworld1: yes they do...and now's my time
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: I sense the fates pulling my string...
CharmedOne2689: NO!
CharmedOne2689: *sobs harder*
MrUnderworld1: *yells in blind anger* LEAVE ME
ALONE!
CharmedOne2689: *vanishes to Olympus*
CharmedOne2689: *sits in throne, still crying and
dabbing eyes with tissue*
CharmedOne2689: all my fault....
MrUnderworld1: Herc: *come running up* i forgot to tell
you..this forest isn't safe..
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *spins around* I think I know
that you little bastard....
Herc: wut did you say?
Hades: cough cough...nothing...ahhh...thanks buddy.....*fake
smile*
Herc: okay then! happy trails *runs off*
Hades: one of these days *shakes fist*
CharmedOne2689: *still crying*
MrUnderworld1: *looks up at sky* ahh...I know you're
crying up there! Cause it's sarting to rain...how bout you
save the tears okay?
MrUnderworld1: *walks around the bend and sees the
pool*
CharmedOne2689: *tries to stop crying*
MrUnderworld1: *stares at it in awe*
CharmedOne2689: *voice in head* don't do it....
MrUnderworld1: *talking back* give me three good
straight out true reason why I shouldn't
CharmedOne2689: one....you're my brother
MrUnderworld1: sooo....
CharmedOne2689: two...we need you to rule the
underworld
MrUnderworld1: go on
CharmedOne2689: three.....i...i...
MrUnderworld1: yadda yadda
MrUnderworld1: *crosses arms*
CharmedOne2689: don't take this the wrong way....
MrUnderworld1: *waits*
CharmedOne2689: but we'd all miss you...especially
me
MrUnderworld1: *stares* miss............me?
CharmedOne2689: i've always liked you best
MrUnderworld1: *confused and frustrated*
MrUnderworld1: yous all hate me though right?
MrUnderworld1: yous HATE ME!
CharmedOne2689: they might, but i never have...
CharmedOne2689: i always found you quite the
entertainer
CharmedOne2689: and an amazing brother
MrUnderworld1: I'm the snake among you, the one that's
locked away alon forever in the land of the dead...
MrUnderworld1: uhhh...........*does'nt know wut to say*
CharmedOne2689: you've always been there for
me...and i dont know how i could have done this top
you...*sob*
CharmedOne2689: what was i thinking?! *screams in
frustration*
CharmedOne2689: i was upset about the whole
killing zeus thing...
CharmedOne2689: and out of frustration, i made the
cream puffs...
MrUnderworld1: to side with the husband that cheats on
you...but get rid of the only brother that actually gives you
respect???
CharmedOne2689: i think i went temporarily
insane...
MrUnderworld1: *anger*
CharmedOne2689: *guilt*
MrUnderworld1: jeeeezz..and to think....I even got drunk
with you...and some of the best times of my life with you...
CharmedOne2689: im gonna do it......
MrUnderworld1: do wut?
CharmedOne2689: *picks up last cream puff*
MrUnderworld1: NOO!!
MrUnderworld1: DON"T!!
CharmedOne2689: I deserve it!
MrUnderworld1: IT"S HELL!
CharmedOne2689: i know!
MrUnderworld1: I DON"T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO
DEAL WITH IT!!
MrUnderworld1: *pause*
CharmedOne2689: *stare*
CharmedOne2689: *lifts cream puff to mouth*
MrUnderworld1: yeah...i mean...i don't want
you...to...have..to...oh i dunno! *does'nt know how to
express care*
MrUnderworld1: NOO!!
MrUnderworld1: PLEASE DON"T!!
MrUnderworld1: *drops to knees*
MrUnderworld1: please!
CharmedOne2689: I DESERVE IT!
MrUnderworld1: NO!!
MrUnderworld1: NO YOU DON"T!
MrUnderworld1: IT WUZ AND ACCIDENT!
CharmedOne2689: I deserve to be the slave of kings,
treated like the lowest, and possibly burned on the
stake
MrUnderworld1: right?
MrUnderworld1: YEAH!
MrUnderworld1: NOO!
MrUnderworld1: NO YOU DON"T!!
MrUnderworld1: I DO!!
CharmedOne2689: yes I DO!
MrUnderworld1: I AM THE TRUE INSANE CRAZY
ONE HERE WHO TRIED TO KILL ALL OF YOU MANY A
TIMES!!!
MrUnderworld1: SO NOO!
MrUnderworld1: you don't deserve it...
CharmedOne2689: BUT I TRIED TO KILL MY
OWN HUSBAND!
MrUnderworld1: *gets back up*
MrUnderworld1: so...I tried to kill my own brother so
there
CharmedOne2689: i made my own brother mortal...
CharmedOne2689: so there
MrUnderworld1: please don't....of all the gods you're the
last one I'd want to see suffer......
CharmedOne2689: why?
CharmedOne2689: i deserve to suffer
MrUnderworld1: *gasp* oh ......uh...I dunno
MrUnderworld1: just don't!
CharmedOne2689: why?!
MrUnderworld1: DIN"T!!
CharmedOne2689: why shouldn't i suffer?!
MrUnderworld1: cause...cause
MrUnderworld1: you're the fairest of them all, hera!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: what's that supposed to mean?!
MrUnderworld1: you don't deserve any foul treatment...
MrUnderworld1: you know!
CharmedOne2689: no, i dont know!
MrUnderworld1: man...wut i wouldn't do for a cigar right
now
CharmedOne2689: I'll bring some down when i
become mortal...
MrUnderworld1: *tries to pull one of thin air....but can't*
MrUnderworld1: AAWW MAN!!!
CharmedOne2689: *lifts cream puff again*
MrUnderworld1: no powers...
MrUnderworld1: NOOO!!
CharmedOne2689: YESSS!
MrUnderworld1: OH JESUS NOO!
MrUnderworld1: PLEASE NOO!
CharmedOne2689: OH ZEUS YES!
MrUnderworld1: I DON"T NEED CIGARS!!!
MrUnderworld1: YOU JUST BRING ME SOME
OKAY!?!?!
MrUnderworld1: AND I"LL BE HAPPY!!
CharmedOne2689: i...can't
MrUnderworld1: See??? Happy??? *big grin*
MrUnderworld1: come on...don't do this
CharmedOne2689: i can't live with myself after what
i did
MrUnderworld1: do me this one favor and don't!!!
CharmedOne2689: *takes big bite of cream puff*
MrUnderworld1: I'll forgive you by all means if you
don't.........
MrUnderworld1: OMG!!!
MrUnderworld1: That;s it!
MrUnderworld1: I'm taking a swim!!
CharmedOne2689: *becoming mortal*
CharmedOne2689: NO!
MrUnderworld1: *strolls up to edge of pool*
CharmedOne2689: nooooooo!
MrUnderworld1: yup...my life is over now!
CharmedOne2689: if you die, i die too!
MrUnderworld1: *gets into a diving positon*
MrUnderworld1: oh no!
CharmedOne2689: *falls to earth as mortal*
MrUnderworld1: don't be a copy cat!
CharmedOne2689: oof...
CharmedOne2689: *stands up*
CharmedOne2689: you're not dying without me...
MrUnderworld1: man...........i really can't stand you right
now...
CharmedOne2689: oh well..
CharmedOne2689: you have to stand me for the
next 24 hours...
MrUnderworld1: why couldn't you have just stayed
immortal so you could protect me? huh babe?
MrUnderworld1: ....I protected you!!!
CharmedOne2689: there are millions of other gods
to protect...
CharmedOne2689: I can still protect you.
MrUnderworld1: no...there isn't....
MrUnderworld1: and no....you can't
MrUnderworld1: your a weak mortal now
CharmedOne2689: says who?!
MrUnderworld1: get used to it tootz
CharmedOne2689: i may be mortal, but I'm not
weak..
MrUnderworld1: plus, you've got a million gods up there
to protect you...
MrUnderworld1: they don't care about me
CharmedOne2689: if they care about me, they care
about you
MrUnderworld1: plus, even if you did ask Zeus to turn
us back because this whole thing is your fault and you didn't
mean for it to happen...
MrUnderworld1: he'd turn you back...
MrUnderworld1: not me
MrUnderworld1: okay?
MrUnderworld1: get the picture?
MrUnderworld1: good...
CharmedOne2689: then the second i became
immortal I'd turn you back
MrUnderworld1: *crosses arms and stands near the pool
in silence*
CharmedOne2689: you're not going through this
alone...
MrUnderworld1: *thinks to self* just one dip...end it
all...
MrUnderworld1: yes I am!
MrUnderworld1: I'll bind you to a tree! and make you
watch me die!!
MrUnderworld1: *grabs a vine*
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: WUNT ME TO!?!?!
CharmedOne2689: *runs away*
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: Dont' make me!!!
MrUnderworld1: I'm a psycho!
MrUnderworld1: *chses after her*
CharmedOne2689: *runs faster*
CharmedOne2689: *trips over skirt and falls*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: *pops into view* hey, herman,
who's your new friend? got a girlfriend already?
CharmedOne2689: *stares*
CharmedOne2689: how old am I?
MrUnderworld1: *hades freezes over fallen hera he'a
about to bind up* uhhh......no...she's my sister...
MrUnderworld1: i dunno
MrUnderworld1: Herc: oh...nice to meet you..
CharmedOne2689: *stares blankly*
CharmedOne2689: uh...hi
MrUnderworld1: Herc: I'm Hercules!
CharmedOne2689: so i hear
CharmedOne2689: *stands up*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: okay okay! break it up
lovebirds!
CharmedOne2689: uh...hercules, would you excuse us
for a second...
CharmedOne2689: *pulls hades aside*
CharmedOne2689: I'm in need of a name and age
here...how old do i look?
MrUnderworld1: *shoves herc away* go pick some
flowers or something...oof! *gets pulled by hera*
MrUnderworld1: I dunno!
MrUnderworld1: 16?
CharmedOne2689: hmm...
MrUnderworld1: and your name is.....Penelope!
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: you named me HERMAN!
CharmedOne2689: no, zeus did
MrUnderworld1: *herc listens in...confused*
CharmedOne2689: (to herc) I thought i said go
away!
MrUnderworld1: *hades peers over his shoulder and see
him listening* hey! butt out buddy!
CharmedOne2689: well...i need a decent name...
MrUnderworld1: Herc: oh....well in that case..I'll stand
over here till you're done...*walks over next to the pool*
MrUnderworld1: SO DO I!
CharmedOne2689: so pick a name!
CharmedOne2689: Herc: *walks over* you look like
a lauren to me...
CharmedOne2689: GO AWAY!
MrUnderworld1: *hades suddenly gets a wicked look on
his face...seeing that Herc is right next to the pool. he stops
listening and gets into a murderous mood*
MrUnderworld1: *herc walks back to pool*
MrUnderworld1: *hades blindly walks away...next to
herc*
CharmedOne2689: what are you doing?!
MrUnderworld1: *schemes boilding in his head*
CharmedOne2689: don't you dare kill my husband's
son....
MrUnderworld1: hey...herc...you know wut this pool is?
huh?
CharmedOne2689: Herc: wha?
MrUnderworld1: Herc: no...don't believe i do...
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *evil chuckle low in his throat*
CharmedOne2689: *folds arms*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: good...you don't want to
know....
CharmedOne2689: and he won;t find out, either!
MrUnderworld1: *hades prepares to push him from
behind*
CharmedOne2689: *pulls herc from pool's edge*
MrUnderworld1: *evil smile* why don't you take a quick
dip...
MrUnderworld1: Hey!
CharmedOne2689: *runs, dragging herc close
behind*
MrUnderworld1: what did you do that for?
CharmedOne2689: you can't kill him!
MrUnderworld1: *runs after*
CharmedOne2689: Herc: where are we going?
MrUnderworld1: *herc: *pulls away* wut's going on
here?
CharmedOne2689: welll......uh...herman wants to
explain
MrUnderworld1: Herc: hey, you look familiar....(to hera)
CharmedOne2689: no i don't! *covers face with
hands*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: and you too...(to hades)
MrUnderworld1: Hades: who cares! come here...take a
swim!
MrUnderworld1: Herc: NO!
CharmedOne2689: leave him alone!
MrUnderworld1: Herc: I have a deep heroin feeling that
you're bad!
CharmedOne2689: who...me?!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *rolls eyes* and wut in the
world are you gonna do about it?
CharmedOne2689: hades!
CharmedOne2689: *covers mouth*
CharmedOne2689: whoops...
MrUnderworld1: Herc: This! *gets ready to punch him*
*gasp* hades? no wonder! eat this! *swings*
CharmedOne2689: *pushed herc away just before
hades gets slugged*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: YOU WANNA MESS??
MrUnderworld1: *pushes hera aside*
CharmedOne2689: ouch!
MrUnderworld1: Come here, kid!
MrUnderworld1: *grabs herc*
CharmedOne2689: there's no point in fighting!
MrUnderworld1: *but, herc, being stronger...grabs
hades instead*
CharmedOne2689: especially with my apparent son!
MrUnderworld1: *slugs him*
MrUnderworld1: (hades goes flying*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: *runs to where hades lay*
MrUnderworld1: and lands....straight...in.,.....the,....
MrUnderworld1: pool
MrUnderworld1: *splash*
CharmedOne2689: *scream*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: oops
CharmedOne2689: *turns to herc*
CharmedOne2689: you...you RETARD!
MrUnderworld1: isn't that the....pool of forgetfullness?
CharmedOne2689: YES!
MrUnderworld1: just go get him out!
CharmedOne2689: i can't!
MrUnderworld1: fine i will then...
CharmedOne2689: *bites lip worriedly*
MrUnderworld1: *herc goes over and pulls hades out
with a stick*
MrUnderworld1: *pulls him to shore*
CharmedOne2689: i hope he's alright...
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *choking on water and gasping
for breath*
CharmedOne2689: *does CPR*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: yeah....give him awhile...the water
will eventually wear off....we had to learn about it i school..
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *blank*
CharmedOne2689: will he...forget everything?
MrUnderworld1: Herc: for now
CharmedOne2689: oh, great....
CharmedOne2689: he'll forget who i am
MrUnderworld1: Hades: n-n-n-now?
MrUnderworld1: Hades: wut is this you speak
of.....n-n-n-now?
CharmedOne2689: *kneels down next to hades*
CharmedOne2689: shhhhh
CharmedOne2689: you'll remember everything soon
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *eyes crossed*
MrUnderworld1: Herc: yeah, soon...
CharmedOne2689: *cradles hades's head in arms*
MrUnderworld1: Then he'll wanna kill me again....
CharmedOne2689: this was all my fault....
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *limp*
CharmedOne2689: i could've been there to protect
him...and I wasn't!
MrUnderworld1: Hades: *tounge hanging out*
CharmedOne2689: *sob*
MrUnderworld1: Hades: drooling...
MrUnderworld1: herc: wut? you? protecting the lord of
the dead? ha! give me a break?
CharmedOne2689: it's my job....
MrUnderworld1: did he get you in some wicked deal of
his?
