Preceding this chapter, Hera has godly disease but survives...with flying colors! She returns to Olympus again after a long, 2 week vacation in the mortal state of Florida. That's where this takes off...
MrUnderworld1: yes lets
CharmedOne2689: ill start
MrUnderworld1: ok
CharmedOne2689: yay
CharmedOne2689: lol
CharmedOne2689: *Adds final ingredient to
potion...youth*
MrUnderworld1: *in Underworld....right?*
CharmedOne2689: Hebe, dear....go wash up for supper
(yeah)
CharmedOne2689: *puts bottle in vodka closet and sets
table*
CharmedOne2689: Zeus: Hera, bring out some vodka, will
ya?
CharmedOne2689: Hera: *goes back into closet and pulls
out a bottle, drinks entire bottle before grabbing
another for zeus*
CharmedOne2689: Coming, dea---*poof*
MrUnderworld1: *in Throne*
MrUnderworld1: *bored*
MrUnderworld1: *flipping through channels on Tartarus Vision*
There's nothing on.....and I have a contless amount of channels!!!
What's up with this?
CharmedOne2689: *runs over to mirror*
CharmedOne2689: Oh, dear......Hebe, come here...we're
going to go visit uncle hades
CharmedOne2689: *grabs hebe's hand and vanishes to
underworld*
MrUnderworld1: *fell asleep while surfing TV*
CharmedOne2689: HADES!!!!
CharmedOne2689: HADESHADESHADESHADES!!!
MrUnderworld1: *jumps up and falls onto the floor in a scramble*
WHAT WHAT WHAT!!?!?!?
CharmedOne2689: hebe: *goes off to play with pain and
panic*
CharmedOne2689: Hera: Hades....I...I....
MrUnderworld1: *alert look, eyes wide as he looks around
frantically*
CharmedOne2689: I thought it was vodka....
MrUnderworld1: *stands up slowly rubbing his head*
ow..jeez...what are you trying to do? Give the old man a hert att-
AAAAAAAAA!!
CharmedOne2689: *jumps back*
CharmedOne2689: what?!
MrUnderworld1: wh-wh-what happened to you now?
CharmedOne2689: what's that supposed to mean? It's
nothing bad....*grin*
MrUnderworld1: LOOK AT YOURSELF!!! *pops a mirror up for
her*
MrUnderworld1: railroad tracks!
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
CharmedOne2689: how dare you!
MrUnderworld1: well.....how about brace face then?
CharmedOne2689: *folds arms*
CharmedOne2689: how about...help me out here?
MrUnderworld1: what? Don't look at me like that? Ok metal lips?
CharmedOne2689: *glare*
MrUnderworld1: *chuckle*
CharmedOne2689: That's NOT funny and you know it
MrUnderworld1: braces.....HA!
CharmedOne2689: shut up!
MrUnderworld1: *shakes head* anyway....help you huh?
CharmedOne2689: yes.....
CharmedOne2689: do I LOOK 33 to you? I think not...
MrUnderworld1: yea ok
MrUnderworld1: easier said then done...
MrUnderworld1: no
CharmedOne2689: Hades, I'm.....18...
MrUnderworld1: absolutely not
MrUnderworld1: you're not as wrinkly
MrUnderworld1: lol
MrUnderworld1: just kiddin just kiddin!
CharmedOne2689: oh, so I was OLD before?!
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: Just help me out, okay?
MrUnderworld1: yes YES I will
CharmedOne2689: thank you.....now....um...can I
sorta...stay here for now?
CharmedOne2689: (oh, btw hera doesnt have her accent
thing as a teenager. she's not proper)
MrUnderworld1: as usual yes...yes you can hera...for god
sakes..you have your own room down here...
MrUnderworld1: (oh ok)
CharmedOne2689: thanks....okay...well...i guess...ill
um...go to bed then
MrUnderworld1: yea...sure..bed....I'll be out here with Hebe and
all...
CharmedOne2689: *goes to bedroom until she's sure
hades is asleep*
MrUnderworld1: *snoring, Hebe asleep ontop of him*
CharmedOne2689: *sneaks out to a nightclub in athens*
MrUnderworld1: *in throne, as usual*
CharmedOne2689: *walks into club*
MrUnderworld1: (what does Hades do now? I walk in or somehtin
and find you not there? *confused and forgot*
CharmedOne2689: (yes)
MrUnderworld1: (k :-D)
CharmedOne2689: *sees karaoke stage open*
CharmedOne2689: *runs up onstage*
MrUnderworld1: aaaa..finally asleep......*wlaks in and puts Hebe in
the crib in Hera's spare bed room* awww...she's asleep too? What a
good kid....*waks over to see her...and finds...* PILLOWS!?! that son
of a!!!
CharmedOne2689: *big, metallic grin at audience as she
begins to sing*
CharmedOne2689: (3 hours later, 2 am)
MrUnderworld1: (lol...metallic...)
CharmedOne2689: (hehe)
CharmedOne2689: *opens door cautiously and creeps
down into throne room*
MrUnderworld1: *sitting in throne awaiting her with a nasty
"disapointed father" like frown*
CharmedOne2689: *tiptoes toward hallway where her
bedroom is*
MrUnderworld1: *raised eyebrow* and where are YOU going?
CharmedOne2689: *stops and turns to face hades*
CharmedOne2689: um....well...
MrUnderworld1: *frown* have fun last night? I bet you did....
CharmedOne2689: I was walking the dog...and...i'm
going...to go..uh..make breakfast.....*fake grin*
MrUnderworld1: walking the DOG, eh? All THREE Heads? How
impressive....i bet you sang KARAOKE while you were walking it
too....huh?
CharmedOne2689: *looks at ground*
MrUnderworld1: don't look away...I already know you got out.....I
was a tenn once too yo know...but I didn't come back
afterwards...*smile while he remebers teen days* anyway *back to
frown*
CharmedOne2689: I'm sorry...
CharmedOne2689: *sad,pathetic 'puppy dog' eyes*
MrUnderworld1: yea yea...sorry....we've all heard that pleanty of
times...I was gonna let you stay here by yourself but you're just not
responsible enough..get ready..you're goin' shoppin...
CharmedOne2689: what?!
CharmedOne2689: shopping?!
CharmedOne2689: no!
MrUnderworld1: *hebe is playing patty cake with pain*
CharmedOne2689: but....but why?
CharmedOne2689: and where?
MrUnderworld1: yes that's right...shopping....in the Market...not
the one in Agrabah mind you....the one in Athens....NOW!
CharmedOne2689: *sigh*
CharmedOne2689: fine.....
MrUnderworld1: *hands her a long scroll* yea..well...here's the
list...go have fun...and do me a favor? smile while you shop?
MrUnderworld1: come on...smile!
MrUnderworld1: show off that metallic pride!
MrUnderworld1: *chuckles under breath*
CharmedOne2689: *takes list from hades and forces fake
'metallic' grin*
CharmedOne2689: shut up
CharmedOne2689: *goes to market and begins shopping*
MrUnderworld1: *plays tag with hebe while Hera shops*
CharmedOne2689: *sees a hidden 'door' in the bushes
and goes in, curiously*
CharmedOne2689: *wanders around for while and enters
large clear, paved area*
MrUnderworld1: (dun dun DA! Labyrinth!)
CharmedOne2689: *growlz*
CharmedOne2689: *growl**
CharmedOne2689: *spins around and sees the minotaur
emerging from a cave*
CharmedOne2689: *gasp*
MrUnderworld1: *minotaur stalks hera*
MrUnderworld1: *impatient* what in the HELL is taking that
girl?
